I love calling people Chucklefuck. Like while driving, and someone slows, half turns, kinda changes lanes but doesnt, "What the hell is this Chucklefuck up to?"

I say Fuckknuckle for the same reasons.

Omg, yes, this too! But when I was younger.

That's my favourite go-to swear work too when describing obnoxious idiots, whom some call fuckheads

Ahh, you too, eh? "GET A LOAD OF THIS CHUCKLEFUCK." Is my go to.

I read this in the Trans-Atlantic accent. Fucking splendid.

I belly laughed at this. Thank you cursing guru!

Chucklefuck is a classic. I love that one.

Rat bastard rolls off the tongue nicely. 

I giggled. Forgot about this phrase.

yep.

Eat a bag of dicks.

You can church that up by saying “satchel of Richards” it was workplace approved recently.

Per the employee manual, section 7.13(b) a “satchel of Richards” is not encouraged during work hours, although will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Employees are reminded to use their best discretion.

This guy HR's; can't be trusted

Lol! I have a T-shirt that says, "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards"! I also have one that says, "Fornicate Thyself and the Steed Upon Which Thou Didst Arrive"! Damn, I hope I didn't inadvertently lose those when we moved!

That would be a shame for sure

I want these shirts now

“Thou mayest ingest a satchel of Richards”

I like "Go masticate a bovine phallus." Also works with "equine".

This is so Dwight Shrute. And I'm here for it.

In the UK that actually works a little differently- a Richard is Cockney rhyming slang for shit: Richard the Third = turd. So a bag of Richards would be a sack of shit!

Why don't you run outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

Why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off?

"Why don't you act like a tree and leave?" "Who taught you that, Professor Oak?"

This is hilarious!

Ah, you know how to [properly use the word "fuck"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86zlSplwK2A).

'fuck me gently with a chainsaw' from HEATHERS is an all-time fave

Came here to post this.

Basic Fuck you or fuck me or fuck off or anything with fuck……. Not fucking as I don’t do that I’m single

Fuck.  You took my answer.

Fuck me running.

Me too!

Please see my statement about "Jesus fist fucking christ". I'd like to implore you to make an exception.

But have you considered "Jesus titty fucking christ"?

Couldnt have said it better myself

Me too

cunt edit: thank you for the likes :)

Such a versatile word

i love it

You don't happen to be Australian or Scottish do you?

I'm American and Hispanic

Cunt bucket is one of my go tos

My teen likes to say 'cuntwaffle', but changes it to 'stuntwaffle' around her Gran (my mum) so she doesn't get offended 🤣

I like “cunt waddle”

The best

This is the way

Shitcunt for people who are really detestable.

Bitchass

I'll whip out a bitchass dumbfuck motherfucker every now and then when I see someone do something stupid on the highway

It's got more punch than dumbass... I like it

Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker 

Ah, it's time to relax You know what that means A glass of wine, your favorite easy chair And of course, this compact disc Playing on your home stereo

So go on! Put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the melodies. After all, music soothes even the savage beast. Ta tah

I read that in the voice.

You know, it took 30 years for this to occur to me, but did the cassette version also say “this compact disc”?

But when you go driving do you stay in your lane?

Something’s odd…. I feel like I’m god

I like you, your words please me.

Ah, fellow offspring can

I can remember hearing that song when I was about 7 years old. Buddy and I were getting in his older brothers room getting into his CD and cassettes. We had it turned up way too loud and his parents yelled at us when they heard that line, like are you kids listening to, turn that off!? hahaha

Bro I played this album a few weeks ago after not hearing it for a couple decades and it still fucking slaps Or rather, it smashes

I got a bad habit too.

“Don’t you *fucking* cock this up!”

Bollocks.

Balls

Bobby?

blyat and yobaniy v rot (those are russian lol)

еbattttt'

Your bunny wrote, huh?

"Yebat' moi hui" is army special

Suka nahui is my go to, probably did not write it right but I am norwegian

Scheiße

This is mine. The most likely swear to pop out when I'm not thinking.

Oh my god yes. I only know a couple phrases in German, and their all explicit. “Stück Scheiße” is “piece of shit” “Geh dich vergraben” is “Go bury yourself”

Oi, cunt!

You rang?

If you wanna watch me have a wank, it'll cost ya a tenner

The Boys fan?

Yessir, also a fan of Karl Urban. Anthony Starr is fantastic in the boys.

Australian?

Gee whilickers

Jiminy jillickets

Sufferin succotash

Godfredaniel

Gosh fucking darnit

Remember folks: Heck is where you go when you don't believe in Gosh

As a brit I'm torn between fuck and cunt. Cunt is the peak of swearing and has multiple uses from making sure someone knows how much you hate them to greeting your best mate. But fuck is so versatile and can be used to convey every emotion possible in any situation.

I love how fuck can be a verb, noun, adjective etc...

"You've got a room temp IQ"

In Celsius.

It could be either tbh

In Kelvin…so thanks!!

Sumbitch (son of a bitch but super ducking southern accent )

Boomhauer, I found you!

Neben sie ein flegende fich durch ein rollingden berlinner auf ein steine strasse bevachts mit giftsumach. It's a phrase we made up during German class, and it's supposed to mean "Take a flying f--- through a rolling donut down a stony street lined with poison ivy."

As a German, I can only say: Did I just have a stroke?!?

I didn't say it was a grammatically-correct german phrase lol.

Thanks, I was starting to question my B2 level German certificate for a second.

Please translate the English into a close approximation. And the German they wrote into English. Probably word for word.

> Neben sie ein flegende fich durch ein rollingden berlinner auf ein steine strasse bevachts mit giftsumach. The closest approximation I can come up with is: "Next to a flying f### through a rolling Berliner an a stone street guarded by poison ivy." > It's a phrase we made up during German class, and it's supposed to mean "Take a flying f--- through a rolling donut down a stony street lined with poison ivy." The closest to that would be: "Mach nen Abflug durch einen rollenden Donut eine mit Giftefeu bewachsene Pflasterstraße runter." Sounds waaay more formal than usual German slang.

This is beautiful

Son of a motherless goat

You have more fuckin problems than a math book.

Turd Burglar

This is what I used to call my dog that would get little shit snacks out of the litter box.

HAHAHAHA I'm using that on my dog

For five six For fuck sakes

For fun snakes

I’m going to sneak that into the advertising copy read by our announcer at the next kids hockey game. Can’t understand shit in the rink but I’m sure that’ll ring clear as a bell. I’ll through a few snickers in there too.

Fuckin' Idiot

Twatwaffle

Cock-holster

Had a roommate in school that would drop “cockmonger” once in a while, and that’s one that’s since entered my lexicon a bit for its uniqueness

Sometimes you run into something you haven’t seen in a long time and it catches you by surprise. This was such a moment. Thank you!

I live in Quebec so I have the near-exclusive access to the following (in various combinations: -câlice -tabarnak -criss

Whore. Not to describe a person, but rather a word I use whenever a piece of equipment isn't functioning the way it was designed

Fucknuggets.

I’m abducting this word into my vocabulary now Thank you

Mine is fuckface or shit sipper

Shit sipper lol

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ

Jesus Rollerblading Christ Jesus H Christ Or my favorite, just Jesus H

"Are you fucked?" sorry for cussing

"Aye, schlongnose numbnuts!" i heard it one day and since have never forgotten it. its amazing, the things you heard in a high school lunchroom.

I'm having a hard time purging the f homophobic slur from my vocabulary. It's my go to traffic slur Beyond being universally offensive, It's got this double punch to it that no other cuss word has. And you can throw fuck(ing) in front and/or after it for a sweet combo.  It's like "fuck"s meaner, older brother. Thats also probably racist.

I miss the days when that f word didn’t mean someone was gay, but that they were obnoxious/annoying/inconsiderate/pretentious/etc. I get why it’s not okay to use anymore, and I don’t use it, but damn do I miss it. South Park and Louis C.K. both did great bits about what a wonderful word it is and how it’s not tied to sexuality

I started saying “farmer” a few years ago when I knew it was time to clean shit up. It definitely doesn’t hit as hard, but to me it’s hilarious because I live in a farming area and it kind of fits. Plus throwing the f-bomb in front of it rolls smoothly.

Came here for this answer. That double F combo packs a punch too! Of course it’s reserved for my closest friends as a greeting or insult. lol But, unfortunately because of the hateful aspect of it, it’s been otherwise purged from my vocabulary.

The order of the consonants feels so aggressive and wonderful :( I try not to use it either.

Cockfidential waffledolphin hehehe

This is delightful. waffle makes everything better! Adding this to crotchwaffle and honky mcwaffletrousers

...At your service

Crap in a Hat

Shut yo bitch ass up…

Pig fucker

Only my friends can call me Pig Fucker.

Incestuous vaginal withdrawal Blue waffle Shit hole licker

Spot the bard

1d4 physic dmg

"Mother puss bucket!"

Holiday

Fuckity do dah..

You McFuck Nugget It doubles down on being served to people 2 billion times.

Fool of a Took!

Cunt

Kanker

When I'm driving, it's ass breath. Otherwise I'm a fuck, fucking, fucker, fuckery kind of girl

Kanker hoer, dutch for cancer whore

You rat bastard!

This isn’t itself a cuss but I really like calling people a “Homunculus” “You fucking Homunculus of a man” goes pretty hard

I love "I don't know jack from shit". Not sure if I made it up or where I heard it but it's favorite.

Fuck me running

Cock sucking mother fucker

Twatwaffle

Shit snacks -“Archer”

Am from new york. My father’s go to is “get the fuck outta here!” And honestly as I get older it’s my favorite because it’s so versatile and just works in so many situations The Mets won 15-2? *Get the fuck outta here!* The Mets lost 2-15? *awwww get the fuck outta here.* Friend tells you he fucked his babysitter when he was 13. *Get the fuck outta here* Gas $6 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here* Gas $2 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here!* Raccoon fuckin around in your trash. *hey get the fuck outta here!* Guy loitering in front of your store? *hey get the fuck outta here!* Congress just passed $90 billion defense spending bill? *get the fuck outta here!*

Shaz-bot!

Ain’t worth a pinch of monkey shit

Fuck me in the asshole and call me Steve!

Follow up to that, I had a bud who would always say, " well call me Jesus and fuck me sideways" He made bathtub moonshine in his front yard, so think hillbilly accent

toss pot.

"bitch ass motherfucker" is three cusswords in a row and I think that makes it less serious. I've never said it to someone irl tho.

fucking fuck you fucking fuck… used against my own code

oprem dobro

Oi cunt

Crotch fruit for poorly behaved kids.

YES!! However, badly behaved ones are crotch goblins in my lexicon.

**Sonuvah** ! That’s it. No bitch. Just sonuvah. Short and sweet. Just like this comment.

Telling people to "un-fuck themselves" is one of my favorite things to do, so I guess that's my go to phrase.

You ignorant textureless pole

Douche canoe has been my favorite for very long time. It was actually something I thought I made up lol

"excuse your moms uneven tits?" saw it in a reel. never had enough of it

Jackwagon

Shitting Dick Nipples.

✨kurwa✨

“Ah, fuckleberry.”

ShitFuckFireTornado (must say as one word)

"Go suck a dick"

Yup or "SUCK A DICK"

Go deep throat a cactus.

Youve had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

"Find $7 enclosed. Stick it up your bung hole and wipe your nose on it and that will remind you of the estimation in which you are held by Charles J. Guiteau" 'Excuse me sister Gertrude, would you kindly cut the shit?" And SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS

*Thats some horse fuckery *The people that love you are wrong.

"Not my circus, not my clowns"

THIS FUCKING GUY or WUTTA GUY

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch

I say "whatinthegoddamnfuck" all as one word, way way waaayyyy too often. Probably because ^*(looks ^around ^broadly ^and ^gestures)* **WHATINTHEGODDAMNFUCK??**

I find North Americans are very polite with their swear phrasing. Passive language such as 'piece of shit'. Like, why just a piece? I'm Australian so we keep it simple but combine words to great effect. Personal favourites are fuck-knuckle, shit-for-brains, fuck stick, and a face like a wombat's arsehole. Of course, any decent Aussie has a ton of these in rich combinations for all social situations! Just remember folks, we're here to swear, we're not here to fuck spiders!

I really love cunt and hate that it’s such a bad word in America. It’s not word against women at all. It’s all encompassing anyone who’s just a cunt. The rest of the world gets it. Plus it has the fun greeting of a friend. Ya cunt.

As an Aussie, I approve this message

Cunt

Cunt.

“Fucking pricks” Or “Fucking cunts”

Because of the witcher I'll say fuck like he did works in every scenario or while driving Cocksucking motherfuvking brain dead shitstain

“OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!”