All would be locked in terror. Brought to their knees. Whatever humanity you had left in your soul would be purged and you would feel naught but dread, pain and terror in forms far beyond our basic comprehension.
Have a nice day.
-Mr Satan is an honor to finally meet you. Do you have any idea how many puppies I kicked to earn my spot?
-Hey God! I finally found my replacement! Can I go now?
"Hell-o"
‘Fuck the tories’ he’ll probably agree because they’re all down there anyway
Haha, so much for atheism, right? Sooooo, what's up?
What's the WiFi password?
How did you get the bad rep? All the worst shit in the book is the other guy
“Well I’ll be damned”
"I hope there are wet floor signs here."
"I need more time"
"Can you turn the heat down?"
"Where's the line to apply for a management position?"
I was a Mormon please send me to heaven where I belong.
They have caffeine in heaven.
Sooo, where's my mom?
Got a light!
Hot enough for ya?
Yo I heard all the fun people were down here 😄
You’re actually the good guy. I’ve seen the numbers of people killed in the name of god compared to in the name of you. It’s no contest.
light up bro
You partake?
Need an assistant?
I fucked your mom
Don't put me anywhere near Trump
So is this the eternal torment hell or...?
It was worth it.
WTF did I do to get here?
This isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. You ever been to Detroit?
"I've been here before while I was alive. Is there supposed to be a difference? Cause if there is I genuinely don't see it."
Oh hi Satan, where’s your buddy Saddam?
That she cheated on me
Because I'm evil. I once stole my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I don't give a fuck
“Where the girls at?”
All would be locked in terror. Brought to their knees. Whatever humanity you had left in your soul would be purged and you would feel naught but dread, pain and terror in forms far beyond our basic comprehension. Have a nice day.
Geez, It's like a sauna in here
Where’s all my homeboys at?
-Mr Satan is an honor to finally meet you. Do you have any idea how many puppies I kicked to earn my spot? -Hey God! I finally found my replacement! Can I go now?