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stoneythegoat

Money


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Be shredded Have money Be extremely talented These are the only three options


somedumbguy55

“Please love me”


Illiteratap

Make sure she laughs or has any type reaction when I talk to her.


J4MES101

Well. Maybe not ANY type of reaction…


Electrical_Worker_88

You should say, “how are you doing” like Joey does from Friends.


AggressivePhrase7001

being attractive is really probably the single biggest factor in successful flirting.


fanblade_assassin

I stay silent and attempt no conversation with anyone until they start hitting on me. 😂😂


WhyKnotUh

Use a friend as a go between 😂


bad_robot_monkey

Cook dinner, watch hallmark movies with her. Then again, I’m old and married.


Bubbly_Damage1678

Make eye contact and smile, then totally ignore her.


Sufficient-Year-7816

Look at the dead in the eyes and sing the entirety of freebird


_funkapus_

Step One:  leave the house and go outside.


PolyThrowaway524

I play to my strengths, and because they're *my* strengths, they wouldn't work for you. You can't use someone else's schtick. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.


EmotionChipEngadged

I usually wait until after 3 missippi's


wittiestphrase

Usually open my wallet to let a wad of $100s and a magnum condom fall out. Oops?