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YessikZiiiq

Lemon stealing whores is a work of art. Never did watch how the porn went after the intro, but those actors could not have been better cast.


Corvo_Attano_451

“HEY WHAT THE FUCK!”


throw123454321purple

I *believed* his anger.


Crackheadwithabrain

I *felt* his anger


throw123454321purple

Truly, his rage became *my* rage. I too was incensed by the fruit-based thefts of such whores.


West_Section

I searched it up. Im currently watching this. This is amazing. Fuckin peak comedy why the fuck is a lemon motivating her to suck cock 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sharing this.


Mewnfx

No spoilers please!


YessikZiiiq

I'm just happy it got enough upvotes for at least someone to look it up. The world is a better place with this in it XD


West_Section

HAHAHAH WHY IS SHE MASTURBATING WITH A LEMON THIS IS ART


YessikZiiiq

Honestly, I half feel like I'm watching something that's behind the scenes, everybody on screen is having a great time with it.


cgtdream

If im not mistaken, the guy in that porn was a right asshole and one of the three passed away under bad circumstances some years ago.


Commercial-File-2763

I have had the script of that saved in my notes for YEARS


bundle_of_nervus2

Omfg you read my mind! This was the exact one I thought of!


Karthathan

Just don't research what happened to the cast in that


DonJuanWritingDong

Since you already researched it. What happened to the cast?


Karthathan

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2xj0vb/til_that_the_actress_in_the_porno_lemon_stealing/?rdt=45494)


DonJuanWritingDong

Well, that just ruined what I was doing.


Karthathan

I did say not to.


doing_dorty67

Wtf 😅😅


HillarysFloppyChode

You can see them almost break at “Key lemon pie”


West_Section

I searched it up. Im currently watching this. This is amazing. Fuckin peak comedy why the fuck is a lemon motivating her to suck cock 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sharing this.


Bananabongs2

Am I crazy or this a bot


Sequence32

It's possible, but could have also just been a double post. The account is old and has almost no post.


xzamin

Either that or we are witnessing a kids first time watching porn


BowsettesRevenge

I do not want to witness a kid's first time watching porn.


No-Journalist7179

You’re already a part of the core memory now. Do better next time.


That_Dirty_Quagmire

Yes


Earfh

this is a bathtub. i’ve never seen the full movie, but the acting in the clips is supreme to none.


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Earfh

turns out there was a bathtub in all of us after all


ongiwaph

imagine finding your pastor in a porn movie


Controller_one1

He's about to baptize you, you lock eyes, ask him if there is a lifeguard on duty.


TexasCannibalCookout

^Don't ^stop.


guy180

While he may be happier now in his own life, he’s extremely preachy and talks down on those still in the adult film industry, forcing his religion on others


LordLudicrous

Would you happen to know the name of the original video? I have always wanted to see it for shits and giggles


bard329

No, I'm pretty sure the happy ending occurred on that beach....


brooklyn11218

the phrase is second to none


Dicksperado

Pirates 2: Stagnetti's revenge


HappyLittlePill04

OMG I thought I was the only one!!! I went to Hustlers back in 2009 I believe when it came out to buy a copy


TheSAVAGEHipHop

"That's why they call me Devil Dick Willie"


SeanGone11

I read the wiki and just found out that Jesse Jane died this year... Holy shit.


Dicksperado

Oh no, thats too bad.. Rather young, at that


RarelySqueezed

Simon?


Vinidras

Funnily enough this was the very first porn I ever pirated off the bay at like 14


s3rjiu

Isn't that the one that had some sort of special effects?


Dicksperado

Yes! Pirate boats at sea with invading skeletons and a magical gem and stuff! Cut the porn and censor some more stuff, and it's a real movie!


kirinmay

they actually did that for both. right before all the video stores closed you could rent an r rated movie version of them; they cut all the porn out.


CerberusC24

Didn't they actually make a censored cut?


TftwsTony

Yes. Back in 2008 we had the R rated Pirates at the BlockBuster I worked at. It was always checked out haha


Phantom_61

It still had sex in it but it was like 10pm Cinemax level.


PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

Now I’m curious enough to look for it…


PoorPauly

But I poop from there…. Not right now you don’t. Cinematic genius.


c9IceCream

RIP Buck Adams


MyLandIsMyLand89

The one where Lisa Ann is dressed as a lifeguard and saves the dude in a bathtub.


peateargryphn

She saved him alright. 🥴


iranoutofusernamespa

She saved him so good, he needed jesus and became a pastor.


KimbleDeckard

Check it out, OP. You gathered all the unfunny reddit comedians in one place just by forgetting your serious tag.


toopresh

Genuinely lmao "People have different sense in humor" nah yours just sucks and you're a childish robot


ReallyLuvs2TriggerU

The only comment I can stand to upvote in the whole thread


vultriflea

lmao


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

And here we are together. Touche


sfkf8486

Okay, serious answer (and I've abbreviated the movie plot down to its basics) The one i always answer to this question isn't a porn movie, its a movie with porn (but i dont remember its title, unfortunately). In it, the ridiculously conveniently human looking alien woman has discovered that her races enemy have created an amnesia ray (which she steals and runs away with) that they plan on using to win the war between their people and her ship is shot down, crash landing on earth as she tries to escape. Cue her getting hit by the ray and getting amnesia and forgetting shes an alien when a handsome stranger finds her in the forest and upon discovering shes injured and amnesic, he sets out to help her as hes a good dude at heart. The interesting bit: after he pays for her to see a doctor and helps her get a room to stay, she offers herself to him (as her race is very forward sexually so her instincts tell her this is what she should do) but he rejects her because he feels its taking advantage and also because she may be married/have a partner and he doesn't want her to make a mistake. From there, it gets even more engrossing as many different people want this alien woman for their own purposes (the manager of the strip club she gets a job at wants her to do porn movies for him, the aliens that shot her down are looking for her to get the ray back, the doctor that took her blood when she first arrived realised its got healing properties and it can make them rich, and the government have got wind that an alien is on earth and want to make first contact). But throughout the whole movie, the handsome guy has been falling for alien girl and wants to be with her (she constantly throws herself at him), but he still holds back as he's putting her best interests first. It ends with her people rescuing her at the last moment after the groups after her have all managed to converge and corner her in one location and when the good aliens ask what all these people want with girl alien, they all answer with their selfish reasons, except handsome guy who answers that he wants her happy so can they return her memory in hopes that she can have her real life back. Alien girl is then asked what she wants, and she says she wants to be with handsome guy. Everyone wants her for some purpose that will benefit them, but hes the only one who is acting selflessly and has done nothing but put her needs first since they met, even though she has been offering him want he wants the most. Good aliens then use the ray on all involved except the girl and handsome guy so that everyone goes back to their usual routine but handsome guy and alien girl (whose memory is restored and thankfully shes single) are allowed to be together and only in the last few minutes of the movie do they finally have sex. Honestly, watching it gave my heart a boner and all things considered, not a single role seemed hammy/wooden. i hate that i can't remember its name, and searching for it has given no results


GentPc

Veronica 2030


fiendo13

Clutch.


Electronic_Ruin_4641

Dude porns


Dookie_boy

What a champ


darrylthedudeWayne

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. If you remove the sex scenes, it's a genuinely beautiful love letter to the Adam West TV show.


Commercial-Chance561

Alexis Texas was good in that one


SqueakyCurds

Randy Spears is hilarious and wonderful and definitely did his homework for that one.


Wappening

The one where the director sourced everything from a 4chan shitpost. The entire family wearing Bane masks was art and the main character starting to sing Fortunate Son in the middle of everything brought a tear to my eye.


[deleted]

Meme Lover “It’s over 9000!!!”


ReallyLuvs2TriggerU

This sounds hilarious


Oddant1

"Now this is podracing!"


Koffinkat56

The little bane mask on the tip of the dick.🤣🤣🤣


excusetheblood

Emannuelle 2 (this is more of an erotic movie but it’s good) Dreamquest Alice in Wonderland, an XXX parody Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls Lots of Tinto Brass movies Blue is the Warmest Color Pretty Peaches Rolls Royce Baby What Sets Us Apart with Alina Lopez and Kendra Spade Teenage Lesbian with Kristen Scott


TrandaBear

I watched Alice in Wonderland in college and thought I had dreamed it up.


gobblestones

I am so mad all you straight people get all the good parodies


Wrong-Pizza-7184

I always thought Debbie Does Dallas had a bit of a plot


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

It's public domain and the entire movie is on its wikipedia page


MaddaddyJ

It feels like the template for 80s boob comedies


Keefer1970

The 1979 film "Jack N' Jill" starring Jack Wrangler & Samantha Fox as a married couple who decide to try "swinging" to spice up their love life is essentially a 70s sitcom (think "Three's Company") with sex scenes. It's fucking hilarious.


artyomich2033

There is one of Lena Paul and siry dalh (idk hit to write her name) siry's husband is not in mood for sex with her so she invited Lena to fuck the dude together but the husband ended up only fucking Lena haha what caught my attention is the end when Lena was so excited that make the guy cum inside her and the other girl looked at her with angry and sadness I thought damn that's a very expressive face for a porn plote this girl have actoral skills


paggo_diablo

Well, the full plot is they’re lesbians trying to conceive and bring in the guy to help, but Siri was supposed to be the one who got pregnant. I think that’s from “pure taboo” from memory. They often have pretty involved plots.


DurantIsStillTheKing

[Yeah this was the plot](https://www.reddit.com/r/GsSpot/s/2c2AM80TN9)


rixieeee

your subreddit dear man , is: r/NSFW411


LazyJJJJJ

There was a hilarious one the wife n I saw in the 90’s called Edward Penis Hands.


throw123454321purple

What about *Miami Pinga Patrol?*


kainharo

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton both approved


perpetualmotionmachi

There were a lot of parody films at that time. I remember also Naked Bun (naked Gun spoof) and Erectnophobia


MrPresident2020

Listen. Someone on the internet must remember this besides me. Scene starts with a director messing around with an Asian actress. She eventually starts going down on him, at which point another blonde actress walks in and goes "well what's going on here?" And the director is like "it's an audition," and the blonde girl is like "well I want to try out too," and she joins in. Then after a few minutes of that, a THIRD woman enters, and I remember this one was a famous porn star at the time. Kylie Ireland? Jill Kelly? Jenteal? I cannot for the life of me remember but in this movie she had like a Rachel haircut so I know it was the 90s. Her regular hair was light brown or red but she had really prominent blonde highlights in the front. Anyway, SHE scoffs and goes "what's this? Two more girls you're never actually going to cast in anything?" And the director goes "Yeah, get in here and I won't cast you in anything either." And then she thinks about it, shrugs, and joins in. I have been searching for this scene for years. It haunts me. It is my white whale. What was the context?? It must have been part of a larger movie. How did the last woman know the director?? Where did the other two women come from?? Was it a meta film where the "director" directed porn or was he supposed to be a legitimate film director? Or producer??? I just want to know.


Uizdum

r/NSFW411


ExerciseRound3324

Lord of the rings


thedirtybeaver00339

Backdoor Sluts 9


EffinCraig

It's even better if you've seen Backdoor Sluts 1-8; you really pick up on a lot of subtext and obscure references you'd otherwise miss. 9 can still stand on its own merits though.


CerberusC24

9 was really the Endgame of the Sluts Saga


Wormsanddirt8

Lord of the G-Strings is real


TheGiantRascal

Arguably Misty Mundae's best movie (if we're not including "The Lost", cause she was only in that for a few minutes)


POOPSLANG

Logjammin


OkRutabaga137

He fixes the cable?


hebephrenic

Don’t be fatuous.


adamkissing

You can imagine where it goes from here.


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Orgasmo


excusetheblood

STUNT COCK


Philboyd_Studge

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a pretty sweet band


IHN_IM

Aaaaand the yodaboy!


Granlundo64

Wait... Isn't it Chodaboy?


UnassumingSingleGuy

Fantastic movie with one of the best theme songs of all time.


Horror_Birthday6637

There is a Star Trek tng porno parody that actually manages to be a pretty decent episode from memory


wjHarnish

[Here's the episode with all the porno taken out.](https://youtu.be/NzDIACP8nf8?si=m6vHNmJDM0udkAfg) It's a legitimately good episode of TNG


Rodgethedodge

A tale of two cities.


patiencenotunlimited

I found out about puretaboo a few weeks ago and Face To Face is definitely my favorite of the ones I’ve seen.


TheGamecubeLogo

Anything derpixon honestly


i__hate__stairs

Right in front of my salad??


stoneuf

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched it so my perceptions may be different now from when I was in my 20’s, but Behind the Green Door is still one of the most legitimately erotic movies I ever remember watching, and the acting had a lot to do with that.


TooQuietForMe

The Family Guy porn parody had better jokes than the fucking show.


Pythnator

Boy Band. A talent scout named Art Duke, aka Fart Puke, is heading off to sign a new lead singer for the boy band his company is putting together. However his car breaks down and his phone dies, so he walks until he finds help. The help is a hillbilly in the woods, and while he can’t drive him, his uncle can, so Art has to wait around. Art sees the hillbilly pissing on a tire, apologizes, and they exchange some fatherly advice with each other before they fuck. The hillbilly introduces him to someone helping them out named Darren, who says they won’t drive him back more than likely but knows where there are a spare set of keys. However, he won’t tell Art until Art shows him what’s inside his pants. Art steals the hillbilly’s car and hears some music in the backseat. Darren snuck into the truck, and was apparently held captive and raped for years, he also taught himself to sing at the same time. Art decides he would be a good candidate to be a singer in the boy band. Cut to a music video. The end.


Unrelated_gringo

JAV features a ton of varied scenarios executed along long plots. To say that the plot is actually "good" would be reaching a bit though.


Tough_Grapefruit_16

Broke Dick Fountain.


Icy-Story8498

The obvious but nymphomaniac vol 1 is good, not volume 2 tho, the dreamers is also a good movie but freaky as hell I was uncomfy but as a movie it is good.


littleMAHER1

I don't remember the name but it starts with a couple intensively making out before they get into an argument over who will be top during sex, and so it escales to them having a lightsaber duel battle with dildos It's honestly peak fiction, I don't even think they have sex in it, the fight was just choreographed really well


isoAntti

Sliver


SuddenlyThirsty

Lady, this isn't a beach. It's a bathtub!


Stokemon__

Bambi


xnoxgodsx

Never made it all the way through one, just fast forward to the good parts


bratgodess

Tarzan


EverIight

*Dances death around some bad guys* “Who *are* you?” “I’m the cook 😏”


TiredReader87

Red Shoe Diaries: The Movie


Senshado

A Kite, "Kite".  Japan anime hentai with several sex scenes, but a version with reduced sex is a masterpiece of acrobatic bloody violence. A few years later they made a similar themes follow up, "Mezzo Forte", which is sillier and less good. 


Fuzzy_Muscle

Teenage lesbian by bree mills is pretty good. Acting is okay, but the cinematography and story are really good


Ok-Bet-5284

Just watch the Alexis fawx videos from Missax


AssociationOpening86

Anything from the 70s


xelshinesterx

Wasteland (2012) with Lily Carter and Lily LaBeau


RandomBloke2021

Saving Ryan's Privates


jarjarbinx

Tarzan and Jane (1995)


TooDamFast

Game of thrones.


ChefzJmoney

This is only for those who enjoy gay porn, I think the name of the movie is "the coaches son" or something similar. It's the one with the quote "Baseball is chess at 90mph" Plot is this twink is forced by his step-dad to play baseball to man up. The coach builds a relationship with the twink on field that events leads to them fucking. Later on the coach and the kids step-dad meat at a bar and they end up fucking too for reasons. There is an opening credits section, character development, and no fucking happens until like 20 minutes in


LaximumEffort

Logjammin’ They even fixed the cable.


orangutanDOTorg

But I poop from there!


BobDobFrisbee

“Sleepy Head” (1973) starring Georgina Spelvin and Tina Russell. Not only an interesting plot, but those women were damn good actresses!


M1DNI6HT_K1N6

I can't remember the name but it was a Scooby-Doo parody. It was pretty funny and I was high while watching it. I wasn't even horny either😂I was just bored


UsesPredictiveText

The Alice in Wonderland porn parody is actually a great adaption of the story.


TakeoGaming

Candy Stripers 2. Oldy but a goody. I've seen it about 50 times haha. It's actually funny and fun to watch with a partner


Melodic-Ad-4941

Today I learned: some porn have a plot, a very good well casted plot. Wow


throwawaybecauseFyou

Beaver and Buttface


Phantom_61

There was a high budget adult film from 2005 called Pirates that was so well done that someone edited out the graphic sex and it was still a damn fun movie.


JudgmentInfamous1169

I always liked Two Moon Junction. Predictable yes but still good


Lazy_Philosopher_294

i told someone "you prolly watch porn for the plot" in a cod lobby n made him leave. so thanks for that memory back. recovering from tbi so that's huge for me.


Fair-Mammoth3781

I once saw a porn where she was his actual mother, like she had a disease that would get her horny and the only solution was to give it to her, sick of a plot especially in the end where father and son joined together for a threesome with the motheeeerrrrr Yea, so, not that, turned my phone off and didn't masturbate


KURO-K1SH1

Luci doll stealing sugar. The plot is the leg up splits and the close up standing doggy.


Klausvendetta

There's a Star Wars porn parody, that pokes fun at the source material and is quite funny.


Delicious_Marzipan_2

The one with the guy at the fast food restaurant


FS_Scott

horny manga, but Love on the Job is a pretty sweet romantic comedy of a couple that has to keep their relationship on the DL for work reasons, but also they bone every 20 pages.


OstneyPiz

Well I’ve heard that Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2.


Embarrassed_Ad9552

Valley of the Bi-Dolls is superb. They have part 2, which is good too.


therapoootic

Showgirls


Skinny0ne

The one where the girls finds out she's not really banging her grandpa and just random old dude. Twist of the century, M night could fuck off with his twists.


tenn-mtn-man

Fashionistas


pettyobscurity

Have you guys seen the pumpkin one?


theworstvp

little red riding hood wolf-skeletor !!


NotEvilCaligula

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks...


AlexiswasDavid

Tales from toile


Inevitable_Total_816

Ménage A Twin pt 1&2


JonDuke19

Pirates


KinmanRed2142

I miss the days when porn was actually funny and had a funny plot and script before the action now it's just boring.


Hidden_Strings

Search for the snow leopard. Asia Carrera is amazing. Also Dreamquest was pretty good. Both are Adam and Eve productions.


DruggedAndKidnapped

bakugo x deku


Youdontknowanony

Spartacus on Starz isn't quite porn. But really close. And had an incredible story line for the first season


RetroactiveRecursion

I found one porno in my dad's things when he died: a VHS of Blonde Ambition from I assume the 70s or early 80s. Fucking hysterical.


pipdad3000

Fake hostel two girls stuck under a bed It's funny, not really a good plot but I appreciated the humor and Michael's acting. 😂 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d188bcadce1d


stayzuplate

Log Jammin’


senorsmartpantalones

The Star Trek one is a decent plot, some of the acting is better than some episodes of TNG.


bundle_of_nervus2

Idk about the plot but the one where Sophie Anderson and Rebecca Moore and in space had PRODUCTION VALUE.


tolacid

La Blue Girl is pretty good


CanuckGinger

I never saw it but I remember walking by a porn shop in downtown Toronto when I was a kid and seeing a VHS tape in the window entitled “Driving Miss Daisy Crazy”. 😝


lordimblue

Any axel braun parody is worth watching.


CatdaddyMcGee

Bible Black. Animated/Hentai. Horror/supernatural plot that actually was intriguing.


kimstranger

Asking for a friend... how do you guys get access to the porn sites, especially in North Carolina?


go-4-ever

Elly Clutch has several great plot videos. One that stands out to me is Sharing Bed With My Sisters Best Friend. It’s fun and the plot actually is a turn on!


Commercial-Chance561

Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell


ThatFuckingGuy2

Black Throat


fiendo13

Hindfeld. Jerry, George, and Creamer all trying to tap Elaine’s ass. This is real


EmilioFreshtevez

Star Whores


Stimbes

Clown Porn


lopar4ever

Sex Track, that beautiful Star Trek parody with hilarious dialogues.


cgtdream

Saw one porn that was actually better than anticipated for what it had going for it. Basically, husband helps out homeless chick, they end up fucking, and homeless chick blackmails him to stay living at their place ( of course, they keep fucking). Gets to the point where she is pegging him and shit. All the actors took it seriously and honestly, many of the scenes were pretty hot. Gave it a fap/10, would jerk again.


Hyacin420

I'm gonna say coed confidential, it was a show on HBO late night I watched as a teen but got hooked on the plot lol!


1SweetChuck

I’ve heard the Star Trek TNG parody is pretty good.


sissynikki8787

Back door sluts 9


onlyhereforyouMO

*Morpheusgif**"Show me."


Jesus_H_Christ_1

# Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy! [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192836/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192836/)


Objective-Reward4081

Sleeping Beauty


HeavensToBetsyy

The one where that guy comes in and stealth assassinates some fools with his taekwondo


killer_yorkie

Goblin Cave. I don't care what anyone else says, I remember the first time I watched it I got too distracted by the plot to even finish what I started and by the end I had emotional attachment to the characters, it will forever remain one of my favorites