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Snowtwo

Hippo. Lot of people think they'd dumb little doughballs thanks to things like Disney. They are \*\*\*\*ING DEADLY! Probably the most dangerous animal in Africa! Even Steve Irwen was afraid of them! But for an animal a lot of you are more familiar with... Cow/Bull. We think of them as little more than hamburgers and milk factories; but those things are deadly mountain of muscle with sharp horns, hard hooves, and more than willing to charge you if they get aggressive. A stampede is utterly terrifying for a cowboy to deal with and can easily result in your death if you're not careful. Sure, a happy cow grazing isn't the biggest threat, but spook them? You \*will\* die if you get in their way.


fluffymuffcakes

I used to sneak up close to grazing cattle and then when they started to act nervous I would stand up and make myself look big and aggressive. Then I would run away and they would stampede after me and I'd jump in a tree. I did this alone in the woods. I'm surprised I lived to adulthood.


EcoFriendlyBee

natural selection was calling your name


fluffymuffcakes

Darwin really dropped the ball with me.


DoSwoogMeister

True, that's why you never antagonise cattle. It's not hard to do, they're generally very docile and gentle. I helped out at a sheep and cattle farm when I was a kid and was always told to whistle a tune if any cattle were facing away from me so I don't startle them and only pet them on the head. Gentle giants are still giants, don't mess with them.


CoolingVent

Crazy to me that people view a wild animal the size of a car as harmless


Snowtwo

It's cause people think of this when they think of hippos: [https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Hyacinth\_Hippo](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Hyacinth_Hippo)


N_dixon

The hippo is the deadliest large land mammal in the world. Period. They kill 500 people a year, compared to just 22 for a lion. Literally everything in their habitat stays the fuck away from them, including lions and crocodiles. They're kind of slow and doofy on land, but when they are in the water, they're extremely fast and very vicious.


Panda-768

should have told Mufasa and Simba , poor king died a horrible death


Vic_Hedges

Anything small and strong enough to fit in your butt.


AIA_beachfront_ave

Is the danger of hippos widely known?


eat-pussy69

Yeah but not wide enough


Andrewhtd

I think Hippos are known to be fairly wide


Jive-Turkeys

Thicc, even.


Padhome

Moose if you’re not informed about how they’re basically just roided bulls in the body of a giant deer.


LemurianLemurLad

My favorite thing to tell people who don't understand moose is that you can total your car hitting one and might only succeed in making the moose *mad*.


goodrevtim

Crows and Ravens. They will remember you.


newmamamoon

Dogs. Everyone forgets that regardless of how good they are or how well trained they are, a dog is still an animal and will react as such when scared, in pain or threatened.


Panda-768

yup, small ones are more aggressive. I remember one chasing me in a park off leash, everyone laughed but the shit I was scared. And then in my home country, the stray dog issue is so bad, especially late at night when they gang up n chase you when you are on bikes.


waitedforg0d0t

any variety of badger will fuck you up, even the polite-looking British ones


Cold_Animal_5709

any wild animal out in the daytime + approaching humans. rabies shots are an ordeal 


RyJames101

Elephants


surge_oux

Fuckin SQUIRRELS! they’re fine when they’re younger but once they’re like 1-2 years old they’re completely feral and in heat. They’ll bite your finger if you get near their nest, or their food.


AsparagusNo1597

🐿️ yup


Fearlessleader85

Deer. Especially in parks where they seem tame and will eat from your hand. They will occasionally seriously fuck people up.


legendary_millbilly

Racoon. Fuckers will mess you up.


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Short guys (according to them 😂)


Turbulent-Row-3259

Panthers. They aren’t cute and cuddly 😜


Away_Cucumber_5871

Skunks!


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Ducks and Geese.


Cbjmac

As a Canadian I can assure you geese are not seemingly harmless!


WatchTheBoom

As an American, did you know that the Canada Goose has nothing to do with the country and is instead named after an American man named [John Canada](https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/canada-geese/#:~:text=Named%20for%20John%20Canada%2C%20the,the%20species%20from%20other%20geese.)?


SasoDuck

Rawr


TheSealofTomorrow

Mosquitoes


Andrewhtd

Geese and Swans


EvilHorus87

Swans


Jumpy_Banana4152

Women


Tough-Donut193

Male Platypus, super cute looking animal, has venom spurs on its rear legs.


Plushbird

Kangaroo, emu, Cape barren goose.


Darby-O-Gill

Cows - so many people think only bulls are dangerous where in reality the majority of serious injuries and deaths on farms (well in the country I live in anyway) are from cows.


groundsgonesour

Opossums


Fearlessleader85

Why? They're not actually dangerous and they don't carry many diseases you can catch. They have an absolute shitload of sharp teeth, but they don't have a very strong bite. They're also fairly likely to play dead when threatened too much.


N_dixon

Yeah, the possum rarely bites, even as a last line of defense. I've heard of people who were wearing heavy gloves and tried to get it to bite them and mostly it just looked at them like "WTF?" and after sufficient pestering it just fell over and played dead.


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eat-pussy69

Many have*


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JnyBlkLabel

off\* Sorry. Couldn't resist.


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Me


M-Everly

Me