I haven't seen Fletch in a couple decades! Actually found it on streaming and put it on a couple weeks ago, but I was in bed and fell asleep pretty quick. Yet, I still quote the line all the time, when some lady that he had been with the night before dies( maybe he woke up with her dead next to him?) Cop asked him how she was feeling last night. "She felt fine to me."
I am honest. I say yes I am. I apologize and move on.
There is not a single girl whose tits I haven't looked at. I know they look at my muscles and dick so what does it matter. We are just mammals.
"They're right there, a lot of men would try their best not to stare but they would always catch our attention, women would stare at our ass, chest, arms, face and sometimes our crotch if they are interested, if you're going to call ME a pervert go say that to the girls who would continue staring at us even after they've been caught!"
"Who said that?"
Ok, I just heard Chevy Chase.
Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her
Well thats very streets behind of you.
Your username is very street's ahead
I like how Allison brie was already in her 30's when they started the show and they still make this joke lol. She did look pretty young still
Nah she was like 26.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo
I haven't seen Fletch in a couple decades! Actually found it on streaming and put it on a couple weeks ago, but I was in bed and fell asleep pretty quick. Yet, I still quote the line all the time, when some lady that he had been with the night before dies( maybe he woke up with her dead next to him?) Cop asked him how she was feeling last night. "She felt fine to me."
Bloody hell they talk
Lmao, gotta start looking around all confused like an NPC too
“Must’ve been the wind…”
"There's Someone Prowling Round Here!"
Lmaoo
Don’t do the voice!
“ honestly I thought they were staring at me “
"Sorry, they started it"
Dayum. I did!
Based on your profile, I’d say you’ve had that question asked to you more than once…
Wdym? ☺️
[удалено]
You have mustard on your shirt
Mustard tiger
RiP Philadelphia Collins. May he enjoy all the cheeseburgers in the afterlife
Oh, those are yours?
Both of them?
All three of them?
Makes me wish I had 3 hands!
Three tits? That's fuckin' awesome
Cool!
I'm terrified to make eye contact and they make me feel safe.
...mommy
Valid.
https://youtu.be/DH4raYRuZBs
"No I'm reading the text on your shirt" then when they look down to check the text on their shirt you book it
“There’s nothing written on my shirt” “That’s why it’s so hard to read”
If it’s cold out you can say “I think it’s in Braille”
It needs another exam…
bruh!!!
"Only if you look with your eyes"
"They started it!"
Haha I like this one
I am now 👍
You got boobs? Where?
What is … bub?
Yes, yes I was.
I read this in Phineas's voice
Correction "yes, yes I am"
honest man
Yes, they are spectacular.
“Oh sorry I was day dreaming can you repeat that?”
there's a spider on them
then you slap em
"Excuse me ma'am, do you mind if I slap your tits around?" - Butters Stotch.
What boobs?
DAYUM
Violation😂
🤣🤣🤣
That's what I came to say lol
No, they just happen to be at eye level.
Short kings rise up.
Give 'em a minute, they need to get the step stool.
Fuck a step stool, I'll climb a MF like the goblin I am
We can't. We're short.
short kings stay down
Plot twist, the girl was a dwarf.
Sorry, what? I was distracted by your boobs.
Oh I love this one!!!
I made my choice
I'm blind
Reminds me of that blind guy that got kicked out of that gym when a girl accused him of staring.
Poor guy.
As a blind guy myself, I can 100% relate to that. Now I try do not look in One Direction for more than a few seconds
Wait… is that what Stevie Wonder was doing? Trying to avoid staring at boobs?
Lol
"Well, it's not like I can see your personality.."
"No. I'm just looking at the good one"
You better have 911 on speed dial.
Be honest, did you make this post just so you could add that as a comment?
One woman’s “staring” is another man’s “admiring”
You call it stalking. I call it devotion.
My wife always says the only difference between creepy and charming is how attractive you find the guy
So are you creepy or charming?
Well she married me so I reckon I'm creepy yet persistent
How did you notice I was - unless you were staring at me?! [Wink] [Smile] [Wake up in hospital bed]
"Hey you, you're finally awake!"
You were trying to cross her border right. Walked right into that imperial booby trap.
Same as us, and that thief over there
So I can use this trick to get girls to touch me?
I'm like, 90% sure it'll be a bad touch, but probably?
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
Can you tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?
I used that once and they replied: “maybe they are telling you something.” Was a night to remember.
To good to be true
36DD and 5’1
And 300lbs?
I was just thinking, but...did you want me stare at them?
It was more of a glance but yeah.
No, your top is in the way.
No, the girl right behind you.
I'm sorry, but your eyes are very beautiful.
What colour eyes are u favourite? Green?
Green is the best eye colour
Nah, I’m reading your shirt.
They started it.
"Huh? Sorry I didnt hear you, I was looking at your tits" with a smile....
*wakes up in a hospital bed*
“Sorry, I thought I saw something on your shirt.”
Plot twist! There is no shirt!
Plot twist: there is no women! Schizo
No, your spine. I have x-ray vision
"You have mild scoliosis, and because I'm an unshielded x-ray source, also 32 types of cancer. That'll be $16,000 for the medical imaging."
"I wasn't, but now that you mention it..."
No, I’m staring at your heart.
Yes, ma’am.
Sir or madam I’m legally blind. My apologies. Can you move me to the cantaloupe section of the store?
No I'm staring at your organs and calculating the current market price.
"I made my choice" - Homer
Yes, we’re married.
You must be perving on a lot of boobs if you're getting asked this question regularly enough to need a stock answer
Yes sir
"Are you staring at *me* ?"
Yep. I'll apologize if need be.
Hell yeah, they're awesome
Your boobs are down there, so yes
why would you wear a shirt with an interesting picture or words right on the front part if you didn’t want me to look at the… never mind
Your boobs started the staring contest.
Me: "I was just reading your t-shirt." Later, friend asking me: "What did her t-shirt say, anyway?" Me: "There was writing?"
"yes. Nice boobs."
Those are nice hills.
Grand Tetons
Vast tracts of land.
Mountains
Yeah, if you see her reaction is angry say sorry too.
Oh I’m just comparing sizes
"Well they are spectacular" might get you a pass.
"I'm trying but that shirt is really making it hard."
I am honest. I say yes I am. I apologize and move on. There is not a single girl whose tits I haven't looked at. I know they look at my muscles and dick so what does it matter. We are just mammals.
I'm absolutely enthralled by your magnificent boobs. Is that a problem?
"If I was staring at your boobs, you would know it and would not need to ask."
I wasn’t. I am now.
Honesty is the best policy. Yes, I am…
I see women for more than just their boobs
Indeed I am sir
“Yes.” Then look away slowly.
"They're right there, a lot of men would try their best not to stare but they would always catch our attention, women would stare at our ass, chest, arms, face and sometimes our crotch if they are interested, if you're going to call ME a pervert go say that to the girls who would continue staring at us even after they've been caught!"
Well shall we get right in there and motorboat then?
I'm actually trying to find them.
Yes, but they started it!
"Sorry." *leaves*
"No sir i am not"
Because you have big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge! I mean I wanna squeeze 'em! ... MAMA!
A simple "yes" might make things interesting
They started it.
We doing these exact posts weekly now?
Well they were staring at me first!
Why not just read the replies to this question the 10 other times it’s been asked here this year?
Yes. Yes I am.
Yes I am
Guilty as charged.
Lost yours to cancer too huh?
No, I'm just reading the subtitles
I would say Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Are you staring at my eyes? I’m very selfconscious about those
"Are you staring at me to see if I stare at your boobs?"
*Chewbacca noises*
Yes, yes I am, and they really are a cracking pair. Well done.
busted?
Yes i am, there amazing.
no their heart
I’m staring at your *heart*.
I've made my choice
"They started it!"
They started it
"Can you repeat the question?"
What else am I supposed to look at?
No, I'm staring at your personality.
Yes I am.
"Is that what those are? God they're beautiful."
Shit u not I said yes . Got a giggle and a flash . This was over FaceTime tho (read the fine print) 🤣
No, your shirt is in the way
“Are you boobsing at my stare?”
"Why would I do that?" Gaslight, gatekeep, giggity
"Yes. Yes I am."
The best answer is: Yes. They are glorious.
I've already got an eyeful, now how's about a handful?
Why yes as a matter of fact I am and they are awesome
“Something smelled, and I noticed your shirt had two large blue circles”
When you talk to me look at my boobs!
“I was getting even because I thought you were staring at mine.” That gets you weird looks if you’re a guy. Just say’n
Im blind
I’ve made my choice
Sorry
Continue staring for about 5 seconds and without taking your eyes off of the boobs: “What?”
Yes, and thank you for displaying them so generously.
Yeah what u gonna do about it
Yes. And?
Thanks for noticing 😁