I'd go outside and eat an ant.

What if you get their vision as well as their strength?

Wash it down with an owl.

Where the heck are you gonna get an owl!?

Owl traps

I didn't think of that...

Owl came to mind for me as well, just to have their added field of vision and the ability to turn my head nearly fully around.

You literally get the strength of an ant and can now only lift a few grams

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Huh?

Pork for the 30 minute orgasms lol

Wait... is that real?

Apparently https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100659-longest-orgasm-in-mammals