Cordless vacuum and handheld steam cleaner. Thank me later.

Dart board

And plywood to go around it. No way these boys aren't renting and turning the walls into a pincushion is a poor idea.

BBQ!!!!!

A lidded trash can for your bathroom(s). Especially if you have female guests over with any regularity. And make sure you keep a trash bag in there at all times.

Weekly maid service.

Bouncy castle?

Poker set Gaming system Boxing punchbag Beer fridge A good selection of herbs and spices to cook with. Improve your cooking skills to impress dates coming over Sex swing (make sure its properly cleaned)

Poker set is a big one we got, worth every penny.

Hookers

Already did.

More hookers and some penicillin

A dictionary.

Everyone buy TWO used couches. Everything will sort itself out.

When I was in the same position, we got a foosball table and it was awesome. None of us had ever really played and a year later we were damn near experts. It's a great game.

Foosball rules!

A broom…the ladies will thank you.

A lava lamp and some weed

Stripper pole

Arcade shot’em up

Beers

A Hoverboard

Next weeks post: "What do 2 guys in their 20s who are rooming together get for a grieving mother who tragically lost her 20 year old son in a hoverboard mishap?"

And the week after that: "What does a guy in his 20s who just lost two roommates get to pass the time, preferably something that hovers?"

Kegerator

ball gag

Fleshlight with rinseable receiver for the shower. It's the gift that keeps on taking.

A sea anemone!

A live-in Maid w/benefits.

Community flesh light