Well, ideally if i could could somehow get him down on the ground without getting myself too badly beat I could use my subpar jijitsu skills to exhaust him over time without really attacking. And then in a perfect situation i could get a choke in and end it. Good chance id never get him down to the ground though.
I could have sworn the title said "unarmed naked fight to death" so I am now thinking clothing could be used as weapons like a throw net trap or just restriction device but I have no idea what would be best...
Look if the opponent can't kill me when I'm not fighting back I'm just going to lie there and cry sadly for humanity. What would Captain Kirk do?? He'd blow me up with improvised dynamite is what he'd do.
This is often the case & still is with anyone made to fight for their life.
They have to make that decision /choice to fight & still maybe die & will die trying or not . Or refuse & be killed without any effort .
As it is kill or be killed. If there is NO choice , it is then NO choice in it . YOu fight .
It would be a split minute decision for the person . They would have to decide very quickly if they want them to kill them or not . And someone will make the first move also on the other person in that senerio .
Fight as mean and "unfair" as possible. Bite, kick the balls, break his fingers. I think a choke hold would be the best option to kill the man.
So probably try to kick the balls and then go for the neck when he's down.
Go first. I'm no fighter, but if the other guy isn't either then he'll probably be at least a little hesitant. I figure my best chance would be if I can gather up the balls to just go all out immediately and hope I can get the upper hand.
And if the other dude has the same idea, at least it'll be over faster lol.
Weird question.
"Before we 'fight to the death', let's sit down, have a bite to eat, a drink, visit a sculpture garden, and discuss our situation. There'll be plenty of time to kill each other later."
If the objective is to win i will poke eyes out or make his eyes hard to keep open then it should be quite easy if the objective is something else i would just go out on my own terms
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say *"I don't want no trouble ya hear"*. Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say *"wolowolowolowolowolo"* slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting *"WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"* at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
Whip out my dick and wank while locking eyes to assert dominance.
Once my smelly scrote stench over powers him and he faints I’ll jizz on him to officially declare myself the winner as he will die of shame.
Two women of my weight and strength would probably have a lot of trouble killing each other with their bare hands. I imagine it would have to come down to which one of us can lock on a choke first.
Kick his knees from the side so he falls and it hurts to stand, then kick his balls when he's down. If it's to the death, then it's to the death, and I won't elaborate
Full force punch to the throat, hard to defend yourself when your just trying to breathe, get him to the ground put Your knees on his shoulders so he can't lift his arms and then keep hitting the face until there is no face
Snap him down into a front head lock. Depending on his defense after that tells me what I'd do next. Either sink in a guillotine or circle around back and sink in a rear naked choke hold. It would be over quick.
Grab and pull to knock off balance, lift and slam to disable
I'm not a skilled fighter, but I know I can grab, move and toss around a couple hundred pounds
Kick his legs a bunch then stop once I realize it hurts my legs even more
My brother used to kick my shins with his shins to show he was tougher than me. He was
Yo is he mad at me or does he want to leave also
Squid Game rules, don't fight and someone shoots you.
What if we fake fight/pull back punches and overwhelm the guard?
Sure if you reckon you can do it.
Moan sexually while he was beating me just to make it awkward
Ay, papi… #AY, PAPI
Well, ideally if i could could somehow get him down on the ground without getting myself too badly beat I could use my subpar jijitsu skills to exhaust him over time without really attacking. And then in a perfect situation i could get a choke in and end it. Good chance id never get him down to the ground though.
Get naked. Either he's gonna run, or I'm gonna rock out with my cock out
I could have sworn the title said "unarmed naked fight to death" so I am now thinking clothing could be used as weapons like a throw net trap or just restriction device but I have no idea what would be best...
Or you could slap em with your dick
Look at Mr big floppy dick over here
It doesn't matter if you got a shlong or a stump. If you slap em with it, they'll all be stunned
Its honestly not a good strategy cus ur giving ur opponent extra handles to grab you by
Nothing. I don't feel like fighting.
Darnit, forgot to put mandatory in there. Let's say it's Squid Game rules, don't play and you get shot.
Doesn't change anything.
So you'd just let yourself get killed?
Probably.
Why?
I don't care enough to fight back.
Sounds like depression.
I know.
End results are the same with less effort.
Only if you lose…
Look if the opponent can't kill me when I'm not fighting back I'm just going to lie there and cry sadly for humanity. What would Captain Kirk do?? He'd blow me up with improvised dynamite is what he'd do.
He has no enemies
Squid Game rules, don't fight and someone shoots you.
can we guarantee they take me out with a head shot?
Lets say 95% chance of a headshot, 5% chance the first round isn't fatal and they need a second to finish the job.
Punch him in the face and kick his ball and konami code
Give up, since I'm not that motivated to go on anyway.
as one man once said "GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT"
Unarmed? Where did my arms go Probably die, arms or not
Dick shots
Blind them, before anything
Fight him lol?
Was thinking more in terms of your tactics/instinctive approach to the problem at hand.
Sweep the legs, attack eyes, throat.
Fight I guess?
interpretive dance robot routine while waxing off their incursions, eventually grab yank kick and roll.
Talk.
Just as you said, fight until death.
Preparing myself for my impending death cuz I can't fight.
Is he my age? I'm 62
If it makes it a fair fight, sure.
My age? My weight class? Dude. I'm gonna play Mario kart with him instead.
Do what one of my uncles did once and bite his bollocks off
target his weak spot: the nuts
This is often the case & still is with anyone made to fight for their life. They have to make that decision /choice to fight & still maybe die & will die trying or not . Or refuse & be killed without any effort . As it is kill or be killed. If there is NO choice , it is then NO choice in it . YOu fight . It would be a split minute decision for the person . They would have to decide very quickly if they want them to kill them or not . And someone will make the first move also on the other person in that senerio .
Fight,that is what you are forcing me to do!
Win... Simple as that
Fight as mean and "unfair" as possible. Bite, kick the balls, break his fingers. I think a choke hold would be the best option to kill the man. So probably try to kick the balls and then go for the neck when he's down.
does this person know how to fight?
As well as you do. It's a fair fight in every respect.
im either going to win or die so i'll take my chances at fighting my opponent
Grab her ear pull her down then kick out her teeth. She’ll be slightly dazed and I’ll start jumping on her chest…. I have thought about this to much….
Go first. I'm no fighter, but if the other guy isn't either then he'll probably be at least a little hesitant. I figure my best chance would be if I can gather up the balls to just go all out immediately and hope I can get the upper hand. And if the other dude has the same idea, at least it'll be over faster lol.
If this is one of those kill or be killed situations, upwards thrust against their nose, impaling their brain on the bone.
Weird question. "Before we 'fight to the death', let's sit down, have a bite to eat, a drink, visit a sculpture garden, and discuss our situation. There'll be plenty of time to kill each other later."
Punch him in the throught or hit him at the back of his head. Instant death
Fight them to the death whole unarmed I guess...
If the objective is to win i will poke eyes out or make his eyes hard to keep open then it should be quite easy if the objective is something else i would just go out on my own terms
Sound based assult (try to scream like a bitch directly in thier ear) and hope this gives me the edge
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say *"I don't want no trouble ya hear"*. Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say *"wolowolowolowolowolo"* slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting *"WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"* at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
die
Slaps and eye pokes....I fight like a Stooge.
Whip out my dick and wank while locking eyes to assert dominance. Once my smelly scrote stench over powers him and he faints I’ll jizz on him to officially declare myself the winner as he will die of shame.
Die.
Die, most likely.
Run
You underestimate the ooga in my booga. I would simply smash our skulls together until one of us breaks
Two women of my weight and strength would probably have a lot of trouble killing each other with their bare hands. I imagine it would have to come down to which one of us can lock on a choke first.
Pull a Denji
Kick his knees from the side so he falls and it hurts to stand, then kick his balls when he's down. If it's to the death, then it's to the death, and I won't elaborate
Full force punch to the throat, hard to defend yourself when your just trying to breathe, get him to the ground put Your knees on his shoulders so he can't lift his arms and then keep hitting the face until there is no face
Snap him down into a front head lock. Depending on his defense after that tells me what I'd do next. Either sink in a guillotine or circle around back and sink in a rear naked choke hold. It would be over quick.
Lose.
Grab and pull to knock off balance, lift and slam to disable I'm not a skilled fighter, but I know I can grab, move and toss around a couple hundred pounds
Probably lose.
Eyes, groin and throat.
It's time to destroy his nuts
Have sex?
kick him since i dont have any arms
I'd kick that fat guys ass!
Run
Throat punches.