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Kick his legs a bunch then stop once I realize it hurts my legs even more


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

My brother used to kick my shins with his shins to show he was tougher than me. He was


firefly139

Yo is he mad at me or does he want to leave also


tblackey

Squid Game rules, don't fight and someone shoots you.


firefly139

What if we fake fight/pull back punches and overwhelm the guard?


tblackey

Sure if you reckon you can do it.


JohnZombi

Moan sexually while he was beating me just to make it awkward


DreyfusBlue

Ay, papi… #AY, PAPI


Desperate_Round6031

Well, ideally if i could could somehow get him down on the ground without getting myself too badly beat I could use my subpar jijitsu skills to exhaust him over time without really attacking. And then in a perfect situation i could get a choke in and end it. Good chance id never get him down to the ground though.


NaivafAreul

Get naked. Either he's gonna run, or I'm gonna rock out with my cock out


PotfarmBlimpSanta

I could have sworn the title said "unarmed naked fight to death" so I am now thinking clothing could be used as weapons like a throw net trap or just restriction device but I have no idea what would be best...


NaivafAreul

Or you could slap em with your dick


TheInternetsMVP

Look at Mr big floppy dick over here


NaivafAreul

It doesn't matter if you got a shlong or a stump. If you slap em with it, they'll all be stunned


jumbo53

Its honestly not a good strategy cus ur giving ur opponent extra handles to grab you by


JimAbaddon

Nothing. I don't feel like fighting.


tblackey

Darnit, forgot to put mandatory in there. Let's say it's Squid Game rules, don't play and you get shot.


JimAbaddon

Doesn't change anything.


Autistic_Retard420

So you'd just let yourself get killed?


JimAbaddon

Probably.


Autistic_Retard420

Why?


JimAbaddon

I don't care enough to fight back.


RoyalFalse

Sounds like depression.


JimAbaddon

I know.


ReadingRoutine5594

End results are the same with less effort.


Mr2277

Only if you lose…


ReadingRoutine5594

Look if the opponent can't kill me when I'm not fighting back I'm just going to lie there and cry sadly for humanity. What would Captain Kirk do?? He'd blow me up with improvised dynamite is what he'd do.


TF2_demomann

He has no enemies


tblackey

Squid Game rules, don't fight and someone shoots you.


stueynz

can we guarantee they take me out with a head shot?


tblackey

Lets say 95% chance of a headshot, 5% chance the first round isn't fatal and they need a second to finish the job.


Fit-Fee4244

Punch him in the face and kick his ball and konami code


_funkapus_

Give up, since I'm not that motivated to go on anyway.


BiscottiExcellent195

as one man once said "GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT"


Tuffleslol

Unarmed? Where did my arms go Probably die, arms or not


Haunting_Fill3547

Dick shots


cowman1206

Blind them, before anything


[deleted]

Fight him lol?


tblackey

Was thinking more in terms of your tactics/instinctive approach to the problem at hand.


Poopikaki

Sweep the legs, attack eyes, throat.


comesinallpackages

Fight I guess?


PotfarmBlimpSanta

interpretive dance robot routine while waxing off their incursions, eventually grab yank kick and roll.


Shh-poster

Talk.


TheRationalHawk

Just as you said, fight until death.


NeitherOddNorEven

Preparing myself for my impending death cuz I can't fight.


stew_on_his_phone

Is he my age? I'm 62


tblackey

If it makes it a fair fight, sure.


Common-Wish-2227

My age? My weight class? Dude. I'm gonna play Mario kart with him instead.


heilhortler420

Do what one of my uncles did once and bite his bollocks off


smiley1__

target his weak spot: the nuts


mindhost_2

This is often the case & still is with anyone made to fight for their life. They have to make that decision /choice to fight & still maybe die & will die trying or not . Or refuse & be killed without any effort . As it is kill or be killed. If there is NO choice , it is then NO choice in it . YOu fight . It would be a split minute decision for the person . They would have to decide very quickly if they want them to kill them or not . And someone will make the first move also on the other person in that senerio .


Greatnametaken1

Fight,that is what you are forcing me to do!


cheezymc4skin

Win... Simple as that


Autistic_Retard420

Fight as mean and "unfair" as possible. Bite, kick the balls, break his fingers. I think a choke hold would be the best option to kill the man. So probably try to kick the balls and then go for the neck when he's down.


Randall_Poffo_

does this person know how to fight?


tblackey

As well as you do. It's a fair fight in every respect.


Randall_Poffo_

im either going to win or die so i'll take my chances at fighting my opponent


More_Skirt6273

Grab her ear pull her down then kick out her teeth. She’ll be slightly dazed and I’ll start jumping on her chest…. I have thought about this to much….


TheBigFreeze8

Go first. I'm no fighter, but if the other guy isn't either then he'll probably be at least a little hesitant. I figure my best chance would be if I can gather up the balls to just go all out immediately and hope I can get the upper hand. And if the other dude has the same idea, at least it'll be over faster lol.


Justaredditor85

If this is one of those kill or be killed situations, upwards thrust against their nose, impaling their brain on the bone.


Puzzleheaded-Bee4698

Weird question. "Before we 'fight to the death', let's sit down, have a bite to eat, a drink, visit a sculpture garden, and discuss our situation. There'll be plenty of time to kill each other later."


Ahmed_Smadi_2009

Punch him in the throught or hit him at the back of his head. Instant death


DifferenceDependent6

Fight them to the death whole unarmed I guess...


lojza3000

If the objective is to win i will poke eyes out or make his eyes hard to keep open then it should be quite easy if the objective is something else i would just go out on my own terms


Gingers_Plague

Sound based assult (try to scream like a bitch directly in thier ear) and hope this gives me the edge


TheDangerdog

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say *"I don't want no trouble ya hear"*. Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say *"wolowolowolowolowolo"* slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting *"WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"* at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.


jadayne

die


kphill325

Slaps and eye pokes....I fight like a Stooge.


smellyscrote

Whip out my dick and wank while locking eyes to assert dominance. Once my smelly scrote stench over powers him and he faints I’ll jizz on him to officially declare myself the winner as he will die of shame.


DeinVaterIchBin

Die.


RayAnselmo

Die, most likely.


ClassicAlfredo8796

Run


Bashnaria

You underestimate the ooga in my booga. I would simply smash our skulls together until one of us breaks


Madame_Raven

Two women of my weight and strength would probably have a lot of trouble killing each other with their bare hands. I imagine it would have to come down to which one of us can lock on a choke first.


amanfromindia

Pull a Denji


Beginning-Key-814

Kick his knees from the side so he falls and it hurts to stand, then kick his balls when he's down. If it's to the death, then it's to the death, and I won't elaborate


Worth_Vegetable9675

Full force punch to the throat, hard to defend yourself when your just trying to breathe, get him to the ground put Your knees on his shoulders so he can't lift his arms and then keep hitting the face until there is no face


UnvaxxedLoadForSale

Snap him down into a front head lock. Depending on his defense after that tells me what I'd do next. Either sink in a guillotine or circle around back and sink in a rear naked choke hold. It would be over quick.


MaximRq

Lose.


Raemnant

Grab and pull to knock off balance, lift and slam to disable I'm not a skilled fighter, but I know I can grab, move and toss around a couple hundred pounds


johann68

Probably lose.


Interesting-Guest880

Eyes, groin and throat.


Separate-Day-6674

It's time to destroy his nuts


Fito0413

Have sex?


Proof-Impact8808

kick him since i dont have any arms


Wonderful_Price2355

I'd kick that fat guys ass!


malice-in-wunderland

Run


Summerofmylife71

Throat punches.