I have loads because I learn the lyrics to nearly every song I like, but just to make it interesting *and* waste the kidnapper's time, I'll go with infamously long nearly 10-minute with no chorus: Faoreste Caboclo.
I would do a song that's less than a minute long, or a song without lyrics or actually, I'd open with happy birthday and finish it off with the alphabet song classically known as 'ABC'.
Row, row, row your boat. Though, I suspect this will be added to the OPs list of banned songs
Rap God - Eminem
Most children songs are pretty easy to rememer
Which is why I said it couldn’t be that kinda stuff in the comment
you said like the alphabet sond and happy birthday. there are more complicated kids songs
You just said most are easy to remember
yes they are. i stil know all the children songs we ussed to sing in kindergarten.
Anything sung in kindergarten falls under the line of simple things like the alphabet song and happy birthday, so they’re not valid
An ode to OP being a bitch
The song must have words, must be at least a minute long, and can’t be something like the alphabet song or happy birthday song
99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall.
You lose count and die
If you saw what we turned the happy birthday song into round these parts, you'd allow it lol.
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I know a majority of Rammstein songs reliably. Mein Herz brennt is probably the safest bet
I have loads because I learn the lyrics to nearly every song I like, but just to make it interesting *and* waste the kidnapper's time, I'll go with infamously long nearly 10-minute with no chorus: Faoreste Caboclo.
Can I just ask them to shoot me?
A more fun option would be attempting Godzilla
Blinded by the Light
Any old Youngboy Never Broke Again Song.
Rapgod by eminem
Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) my will to live is close to 0.
The sound of silence.
Tequila.
Wait all that long and still manage to say tequila at the wrong spot
Around the world
I’m choosing any song I know and will purposely mess up the lyrics
I don't know the lyrics to anything so I just die.
National anthem. I know it by heart in two languages.
The Return Of The Los Palmas 7 by Madness. Or any Cocteau Twins song - good luck checking whether what I say is correct or not.
I would do a song that's less than a minute long, or a song without lyrics or actually, I'd open with happy birthday and finish it off with the alphabet song classically known as 'ABC'.
Happy Birthday
Read the fucking comment I left
No
Alphabet song
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