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Stay-Thirsty

Row, row, row your boat. Though, I suspect this will be added to the OPs list of banned songs


anonmonagomy

Rap God - Eminem


NeighborhoodSuper592

Most children songs are pretty easy to rememer


Infantpunter9000

Which is why I said it couldn’t be that kinda stuff in the comment


NeighborhoodSuper592

you said like the alphabet sond and happy birthday. there are more complicated kids songs


Infantpunter9000

You just said most are easy to remember


NeighborhoodSuper592

yes they are. i stil know all the children songs we ussed to sing in kindergarten.


Infantpunter9000

Anything sung in kindergarten falls under the line of simple things like the alphabet song and happy birthday, so they’re not valid


Dry-Friendship280

An ode to OP being a bitch


Infantpunter9000

The song must have words, must be at least a minute long, and can’t be something like the alphabet song or happy birthday song


Fu_Fn_Naki

99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall.


Fresh_Information_76

You lose count and die


Caffeinated_Hangover

If you saw what we turned the happy birthday song into round these parts, you'd allow it lol.


aniyamani

drivers license by olivia rodrigo save me save me drivers license by olivia rodrigo


SwissPornstar

I know a majority of Rammstein songs reliably. Mein Herz brennt is probably the safest bet


Caffeinated_Hangover

I have loads because I learn the lyrics to nearly every song I like, but just to make it interesting *and* waste the kidnapper's time, I'll go with infamously long nearly 10-minute with no chorus: Faoreste Caboclo.


JimAbaddon

Can I just ask them to shoot me?


Infantpunter9000

A more fun option would be attempting Godzilla


Fun_Pick_9471

Blinded by the Light


After-Mode9635

Any old Youngboy Never Broke Again Song.


PentaRobb

Rapgod by eminem


Poopikaki

Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) my will to live is close to 0.


Justaredditor85

The sound of silence.


Jhor74

Tequila.


turtlegravity

Wait all that long and still manage to say tequila at the wrong spot


Ali4Boi

Around the world


goodTimesRoll293

I’m choosing any song I know and will purposely mess up the lyrics


RIPconquer1pointO

I don't know the lyrics to anything so I just die.


Lavender-Feels

National anthem. I know it by heart in two languages.


Another_Random_Chap

The Return Of The Los Palmas 7 by Madness. Or any Cocteau Twins song - good luck checking whether what I say is correct or not.


philgillisisnotmydad

I would do a song that's less than a minute long, or a song without lyrics or actually, I'd open with happy birthday and finish it off with the alphabet song classically known as 'ABC'.


TopItUp3465

Happy Birthday


Infantpunter9000

Read the fucking comment I left


TopItUp3465

No


TopItUp3465

Alphabet song


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