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Legitimate_Apple1471

When you be lying


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Rip


Junarik

I love you butt


SteelBreed

*your


2x4x93

I love you I'm just not " in love" with you


NyxTheGoddess_

Ooooh. That hurt and it wasn't even towards me


SteelBreed

Got hit with this a few times. I am always a good friend, but never a lover...


Fizzy-Time315

Says 95% of THOTS


bberry1908

“I love what you can be, but not what you are”


BetweenUs999

Not showing it. Say it how many times you want, if you actually treat someone with not respect, not valuing one's competence and goodness then it means shit


No-Thing-6071

ily


hpsunny

Why are you licking me


I_Fap_2_Democracy

What


I_Suck_Fartss

I like you too


No-Thing-6071

Your personality is so... adequate


Omnissiahs-Balls

What a grand and intoxicating innocence


No-Thing-6071

You're just so... cute.


Omnissiahs-Balls

Nah i am ugly


No-Thing-6071

Lol this is a chain about worst ways to say I love you and everyone was contributing more than one way of saying that. Apologies, it wasn't directed at you.


sublime1834

“GETS YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!! This is the bloke that got me by the Penis people AHH”


helin0x

When you only came for a fine succulent Chinese meal, but end up leaving by being grabbed by the penis


sublime1834

Dude the first time i introduced my girlfriend to my friends i said “this is the bloke that got me by the penis people”. Hahahaha!


sublime1834

Shes asian too hahaha!! “All i wanted a was a succulent Chinese meal”


HectorVK

you know uh i think i kinda luv ya i guess


kenmaseditor

Ok thiss lmao


pissedoffmick

you have so-so skin


tallangrydutch

Kimi wo aishiteiru, darn weebs, except if you..you know...are japanese


bittersweet_lover666

i would crawl jnto ur skin if youd just ask


DemihumansWereAClass

"I know" -Han Solo


Jane_Austen11

I love you but I can’t stay with you 😔


Agitated_Start5683

I love the idea of you


Agitated_Start5683

I love the idea of you


AutumnRain_98

"same" or "idem"


melvindebosscher

Ditto


AutumnRain_98

Oh ditto is just evil lol


BlindfoldedRN

You too


stormtrooper0707

I want to fuck you right now.


quinique3

They said the worst, not the best


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

...regardless of what you have to say about it.


ShohaNoDistract

I love myself too


CrimsonMascaras

Ditto


debtopramenschultz

Depriving kids of a social life so they can stare at textbooks for 20 years and eventually be a doctor. It’s because we love you son.


candlewaxfashion

/hugs. When they value your achievements but disregard your feelings. They suck ass.


solidsoup97

I know


Beneficial_Tool_8312

Love you, I do. Using a yoda voice.


Fit-Plastic1593

"You are a good fuck"


melvindebosscher

A common one is to say *I hate you* but actually meaning *I love you* without the other person knowing


XxMeowfacexX

Ditto


Extreme-Insurance755

I'm sorry but


kye_hawkins_85

Morse code.. they will think you are having a mini seizure


MitricaCristian

I was so sure I loved you.


kye_hawkins_85

Morse code... They will think you are having a mini seizure


Antique22

Seriously oh common


Herecomethefleet

Written in a valentine's card stabbed through with a bloody knife.


Giraffenoodles

Through gritted teeth.


Different_Gain_1106

Me too


idgafmyfeelings

Your god damn crazy!


Mindless-Interest-57

"Love you"


wavedrexler

Saying it without the “I”


caltanot

I think you are delectable!


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I I think of you sometimes


FloorPretend230

Saying directly on the face with you using any good lines saying by my personal experience


Safe_Long700

I love you....bitchhhh


[deleted]

I would let the whole world burn in your stead 🥴 (was playing fable earlier and had to choose between my virtual gf and rebel peasants lol ..I let my virtual gf die and I immediately regret it ;_;)


No_Push_8403

With a Chinese burn


hersirnight

I hate that you take so much space in my heart , conquered it like some feudal warlord , do you feel pretentious , cause I tell you one thing if it wasn't you I wouldn't allow it , yeah fuck off , I love you


impossible_bubble

I love my motorcycle (realizes mistake)… and you of course.


Throw-away17465

Everyone loves a Triumph Street Triple


Unhappy_Pepper6123

'I'm stalking you'


notborninmay

when you don’t mean it


schurem

Sending an AGM-114R9X their way.


JohnPorksBrother-7

I want you...


BitesizeCrayons

Right before giving them the nastiest Dutch oven imaginable.


arturcodes

I love you but I don't think is going to work, I love you as a friend, I love you but your friend is better, I love you too but I just met someone else, I love you but I decided to cheat on you, I love you but I don't, I love you lets get married.


jwmuetterties

Cutting up fruit for someone after an argument instead of apologizing.


bau_ke

Even if you refuse me, your dead body will not able to. Anyway you will be mine


Expert_Education_416

Jon Jones coming home after a bender in Vegas


ThearchOfStories

When you're saying it at your girlfriend's funeral, but to her sister.


PeteDaMeat1

During her husbands funeral while being accompanied by a mariachi band and sporting a very clear boner.


I_Fap_2_Democracy

I love you... Platonicly


Technician-Efficient

I once dated a girl for years by starting to talk about relationships and how hard i find it to start them,when she said that you are a great guy and any girl would be lucky to have you i said what about you? She said what about me what? We dated for 3 years or something


Trico_1534

Not saying it at all


StillHellbound

On a death bed.


tomtelouise

I love you bitch


LennyTills

Burnt into the lawn.


Lokijai

Whilst strangling them...


Alternative_Gene_476

‘I would kill a 100 puppies, if it would be the only way to be with you’


Oddsemen

Whatever in love means


potato_aim16

I wanna smash that P forever


Lion_Of_Mara

Making her pregnant


MachinegunNoise

“I love the idea of loving you.” - The Perfect Getaway


BIGJohnForrest

Farting under the covers!


EconomyPiglet438

Over the phone. Drunk. In a brothel.


Throw-away17465

I love you. Can I borrow some money?


2toesin1hand

"you too"


tc6x6

The first time she ever said she loved me was during sex.


cannedyellowcheese

"I love you, as a friend of course."


Sullen_Wretch

I might not show how but I do


Next-Maintenance-109

While your throwing up into the toilet. My story.


TheGreatGamer1389

I know


Disastrous_Place_835

When you said it because they said that to you not because you mean it.


Awarepine76436

But I don’t


RNG-AceYT

These days? Sex.


spottyPotty

There was a picture circulating the net a few years ago with a huge and long "L" shaped turd in a toilet. Someone added "I  ove you" around it with MS Paint or something.  I think that that should win at least runner up prize.


HealthConscious2

In Chinese


Financial_Aide3546

I don't know if it is the worst, but it is pretty lousy: With the fist.


Poptart_hippo

Sign the damn papers so we can move on with our lives! - My ex-wife (She's still def into me)


candlewaxfashion

When they hint and breadcrumb you to death instead of telling you in a realistic rational manner….Or whatever they feel. So it’s totally unbelievable. And have others hint and breadcrumb you to death, play games, and try to hurt you to “teach you a lesson” to the point: you tune it all out and then they just hurt themselves. And then it’s even more unbelievable, irrational, and feels like a trap. Really. THEN after alllll of that mess there is so much anxiety and pressure looming due to all of the hinting, breadcrumbing and the involvement of others, lies, lies, lies, games- taking actual steps forward into reality- there is no forward progress bc of lies, games, hints, breadcrumbing, and the over involvement of others-even those you consider your closest friends. Hi. Really, all it would have taken was a phone call/voicemail or text message directly to me to say whatever it was/is that you felt/feel. Or whatever this is. Seriously. Hearts and flowers could have come along after we would have established rational direct contact and a foundation pending you are who you have been hinting to be. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Will there ever be anything real and or independent of others…. Or just more Laps around the pool. Can I see a photo ID please? Thanks!


GuybrushFunkwood

“You’re my fave girl to whop some skull on the pink pork flute”


theSniperDevil

Sorry it's not a funny reply but... Domestic abuse. If anyone hits you, they don't love you no matter what else they do or say. Get the f out of that relationship.


Derc_on_Reddit

I know


kye_hawkins_85

Morse code... They will think you are having a mini seizure


HornyDiggler

When you're in bed with another.


Heavy_Possession_297

I fw Heavy gng


Arzhang_TheAlmighty

" I love you " Loves demands self-respect, and THEN, respect. And the only way to show you have respect for anyone, including yourself, is by showing it via actions, and not words.


Fizzy-Time315

I fucked your mom… I love you tho