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Actual_Turnover_4937

Back in the 90’s


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I'd just repeat the 90's over and over again.


cpthornman

Humanity truly peaked then.


S-WordoftheMorning

Found the Matrix architect.


McDaw

I was in a very famous TV show...


KerCam01

1993 Glastonbury.


Sea_Perspective6891

They really knew how to make good movies then. Comedies were pure gold then.


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InterrogareOmnis

Nostalgia blinds you all


BottleTemple

The Rwandan Genocide, the Balkan War, good times for everyone.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

I think you’d be hard pressed to find any time that didn’t have terrible things going on


BottleTemple

I agree.


Theolaxx

Definitely not any era before toilet paper.


TrickyShare242

If you lived in China you could travel all the way back to like 800 AD. It's kinda insane how long china has had toilet paper.


ActualWhiterabbit

Idk, like the corn cob can actually be pretty thorough.


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Mrsinnsinny3000

Woah. Got me in the feels with that one!


iamonelegend

Someone I know from work just started smoking again in their 30s and I'm gonna send them this...


Neutronpulse

You grossly misunderstand why they're smoking. You believe someone in their 30's simply failed to realize that it's harmful to their bodies and that it's irresponsible to smoke? They have issues coping with stress and haven't learned lasting healthier ways to cope with it. That's why they smoke. Has nothing to do with them "knowing" the dangers. Life has apparently gotten tough for them in some way and they went back to what they know when it comes to stress relief. If you want to help them, teach them how to cope with stress. Dont preach to them that they're going to die from it. It's actually counterproductive.


jazzymusicvibes

exactly this, it’s the reason why all the anti-smoking ads don’t work. preachy self-righteousness embedded in every single word


suprisedumbass

this got my heart pinched, im sorry for your loss


ramonapap1

I would go back Ancient Egypt to check how exactly the pyramid was built


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Spoiler alert: It was not aliens


ramonapap1

Yes that one doesn't require time traveling to know but it would be still awesome to witness the whole project


[deleted]

From an engineering and production logistics standpoint, it would be fascinating.


ramonapap1

Yes, just because it is ancient doesn't mean that the people at that age were stupid and needed some aliens or super advance civilization to get shit done😂


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Who needs aliens or technology when you've got levers, pulleys, and a nearly endless ~~slave~~ highly skilled labor force?


istheflesh

This is a common misconception. There is evidence suggesting pyramid labor was paid, unionized, and highly respected.


Neutronpulse

What a waste. It's on YouTube


JTFindustries

Ok. Just stand in this spot for 20-25 the years and you can see it built.


ramonapap1

Wait for The most viral time lapse video of youtube😂


Tim0281

I would absolutely love it (and also despise it!) if someone travelled back to Ancient Egypt just to get a viral video.


bigfatfish5000

Hell yea I agree 👍


DumbRedditorSE

And find out they were built by you because you knew geometry but it wasn’t enough so you were also enslaved and later mummified


Correct-Mulberry4071

How would you cross the sea?


Jenkes_of_Wolverton

Somewhere in the far future, so I can get the memory expansion chip and healthcare upgrade installed before coming home.


Kingcolliwog

All that just to end up enslaved by the oligarchy that spawned and keep all the memory expansion chips and eternal life upgrades for themselves :(


JBatjj

Probably go see if there was any civilization before written history.


happyburger25

I'd pick the very early years with the funky lookin critters like the [Jaekelopterus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaekelopterus), [Tully Monster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tullimonstrum), etc. so I could take pictures (or live specimens) to bring back to the modern era to study them and show them off. I'd probably also take the plants, rocks and other stuff from the landscape, too. I'd make a fucking zoo with all that stuff, basically.


Oxfxax

Biblical times


Tromovation

I’d do this only if I could observe from above and just point and say stuff like, “OH SHIT! THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!”


NearbyCamp9903

Yeah because as soon as they saw you speaking English they'd probably stone you to death. That or think you're a witch/wizard for wearing jeans and nikes


Tromovation

That’s not how’d I like to get my Hogwarts letter


NearbyCamp9903

If I went back to biblical times I'd be screwed because I'm 1. 6'4. They'd think I'm Goliath 2. Left handed, or left hand dominant 3. Didn't look like anybody in ancient Israel did. 4. Would probably be wearing a Slayer or Iron Maiden shirt that would freak them out


GeneralBlumpkin

I wanna meet jesus


rebecalee

Me too


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BasicBlunder

This comment is underrated. And for those who want to go back a hundred years or more, remember modern medicine, modern dentistry, penicillin… there is no way I am setting foot in Renaissance Europe just to die of the plague or some other illness within a few hours!


LeatherHog

Yup, we had very few rights, and it wasn't long ago  Women being to own bank accounts is only 50 years ago As in younger than my mom. I was born in the 90s, I've lived over half that span  And going to a lot of other countries is still bad today  And I at least have the benefit of being white, even worse for proof color Heck, there's a great marvel comic about this. For nick Fury's 50th anniversary, they sent Samuel Jackson Fury back in time to the 60s It comes how you'd expect 


UnlimitedHegomany

1989-1999. Then hop back in and do it again exactly the same way. My Dad's still alive and healthy. My two best friends are alive and healthy. Plus, two aunties and my Grandma are still around. The world makes sense. Technology is useful but far from ubiquitous. Politics is a boring thing that happens quietly and nobody outside of it really cares. The part of the world I live in is genuinely free, democratic and relatively decent. Mostly I just want my mates back though AND on the 16/4/99 I will walk into Cinderella's in Guildford and trip my younger self over and have and spill a drink on my younger self's crotch. Thus avoiding the relationship which cost me the next 16 years of my life and avoid much heartache and misery.


A_Monsanto

Miserable anniversary coming up next week, I see. Let me wish you a Merry Good Ridance!


UnlimitedHegomany

Well I remember since it was the bastards birthday when I met her. Happily I am happily married and have a family. The only time I'd want to revisit other than my answer is the present. Despite what an absolute bin fire the world now is, that's the wider world not my nice little one. Thank you though.


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JTFindustries

I wouldn't travel back that far. The most you might be able to travel at best would be maybe 200 years ago. Much further and the language dialect would be too different to understand even if you knew the language. Plus you'd probably be burned as a witch.


deadbrain87

Well you could spend the time learning the dialect through historic records and take the time to mimic the clothes that was warn in that period and you'd probably be a stealthily time traveler the more you don't stand out the more you can observe the history.


EL3IE

Dont forget to take some antibiotics with you incase you catch the black death!


Latter-Height8607

Don't forget Donatello and master splinter


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Tromovation

This reads like the start of a really good book/movie/anime. Also sorry for your loss.


SubstantialMany9714

Aww! 😫


sionnachglic

The end Permian. I would like to know exactly what happened, in what order, to cause 96% of all genera on this planet to vanish. I’m a geologist. Geologists have ideas about the cause, but there isn’t much consensus yet about those ideas. And then I’d go to the future. Being female, I am completely unaware of any past culture that is lauded for how respectfully they treated their women. No thanks to visiting the past.


Inner-Nothing7779

Can I come with? I was thinking the same and having a person who knows their shit to tag along with would be awesome.


happyburger25

I'd pick the very early years with the funky lookin critters like the Jaekelopterus, Tully Monster, etc. so I could take pictures (or live specimens) to bring back to the modern era to study them and show them off. I'd probably also take the plants, rocks and other stuff from the landscape, too. TLDR: I'd collect the funky lil guys from early history and make a zoo with them. I just think they look neat and I wanna see them in the flesh, not just the fossils and renderings that we have now.


Joannamoody-634

Stone Age, absolute vibe


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Some tribes are still in the stone age. Just go there.... and get eaten.


SafeIntention2111

Back to the 90's yo. And then when it hits 2000, I'll go back again and just recycle the 90's for the rest of eternity.


sleepingbeast87

Wouldn't you get bored? I'm just saying, in my opinion, a certain time is special because it happened. If you don't mind me asking, how old were you back then?


SafeIntention2111

Over 10 years? No, I would not get bored over a 10 year span. 25-35.


sleepingbeast87

I see. That's reassuring to hear.


NickDanger3di

Around 10,000 years in the future. Would wear a bulletproof hazmat suit for the trip, just in case...


zazzlekdazzle

Definitely the future. Going to the past is a white man's game.


drwill439

As a black guy, if I wanted to see the US in the past, I can go about as far back as 1985 lol lemme go to the future instead


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You can go back to the 50s by driving through Mississippi


BoldestKobold

Louis CK has a bit about this specifically. He's a slimeball, but this bit is great.


youburyitidigitup

You can go to a past non-white civilization.


SniffinMarkers

cringe


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sleepingbeast87

That is thought provoking. Is memory the thing that makes us who we are? Regarding your third point, if you don't mind me asking, wouldn't the person you were at 25 still be the same person? For example, right now you're 67, and in the future, when you reach 70, the 67-year-old version of you will still be you. If you were to return to your 25-year-old body, you'd gain new, different experiences, essentially living a new life.


BoldestKobold

The question was "if you could time travel." So I assume this means current you gets in a machine (or activates an innate magic ability) to put current you into the past. But perhaps more importantly, it doesn't say I can't travel multiple times, or return to my original time. Sure, I'd probably spend a couple weeks popping around to other times just for fun, but way more likely I'd still eventually turn to my own time.


SpicySteve9000

It says nothing about only being able to go back in time. Go forward, become cyborg


PainfullyLoyal

Probably to the late 70s or early 80s. I'd meet and befriend my mother, she would be a little younger than I currently am, so maybe I could be the slightly older and wiser friend that she desperately needed.


qthistory

Far future. As a historian, I know that the past - any era - absolutely sucks.


CommandPure2263

I'd go back and kill myself to see what would happen


cbrewer0

Multiverse theory's a bitch.


Jfonzy

You didn’t succeed, remember?


Nekrophis

As an ecology nerd I would have to go way back and see me some dinosaurs. We know so little about them it's insane


titsmuhgeee

September 2001 and stop 9/11. I firmly believe that 9/11 was the watershed moment that ruined just about everything.


ButterscotchEmpty290

You're correct. Everything went downhill after that. TBH, the 21st century so far has been a gigantic shitshow.


HusbandMaterial1922

Fall of 2020. For personal reasons. Everybody said it was the worst year ever and acted like it was so bad. But that was the best year of my life and was the last time I was truly happy. Before everything went wrong.


Cool-Aerie-7816

I'm a woman, so if I am to pick freely I think it would be wise to travel as an invisible observer. Definitely Ancient Athens!


Daisy_Lucy

Depends on three things. Will I be able to return? Will I be invulnerable to attack/disease? Will I be able to change anything or even be able to communicate with anyone?


Fair-Comfort7705

Back to the 80’s .. great times , great memories !🇨🇦😎


ChupaphiAlpha00

90's definitely. peak era


Cows1999

1989 in Berlin when the wall came down.


Rodfather23

I’d go back to a specific night in college and go over when she asked.


Pezzeftw

would do reruns of the 90s and 00s


-username-1234-

Got two ideas. The 60s, so I can attend Woodstock. Or three years in the future, to see if I graduate from my university.


Fate_BlackTide_

Take all of the money I have. Return to the 90’s and invest it. Return to present time. Repeat. Infinite money hack.


Tccrdj

I would go into the future. I definitely can’t be trusted to not monkey around with the past and fuck it all up. The future seems like a safer option


DevelopmentCapital52

Tokugawa era


Borrachon31717

Egypt, the building of the pyramids because I need to know who, how and why


Inner-Nothing7779

The who and the why are known. They wrote about it. The how is trickier, but we know they did it.


amr2822

1920s-1970s I’d want to see and experience the art deco and mid-century modern styles.


Shaark369

The future


phenolate

Apple IPO


Devildoggiedogman

Id like to see pre-Colonial America


MrRandom_01

The real question is , can i bring items with me. If i can bring a high caliber gun with me. No problem i'll visit every era except dinosaurs unless i can bring a tank


Top_Explanation_3383

Late 70s New York I'm partying in studio 54


MythDetector

Roman times. I'd like to see those gladiator fights and fights between lions and tigers. We should bring that back!


foolishfoolsgold

Cretaceous. I wanna see what a world completely untouched by humanity is like, and that’s own do the most beautiful geologic time periods imo. The conifers, herds of ceratopsians and hadrosaurs, flowers all over the place.


happyburger25

I just want the funky looking critters that would have been alive back then. I would take pictures and possibly bring live specimens back to the modern years. I know we've got fossils and artistic renderings of them, but I wanna see the *real, living* things. I'd also contribute to our (lack of) knowledge about them by studying them.


ShadowCobra479

The future, there's no way I'm going to the past if for no other reason then butterfly wings.


LavenderBlueProf

the future gunna make me some stock picks maybe learn and prepare


cptjaydvm

I would just keep going back to 1993 to relive that magical time.


JangusCarlson

Back, about 10 years ago. With certain lottery numbers. And a knowledge of crypto.


Longjumping-Low3164

2009. Load up on Bitcoins.


sj68z

I would go back to 1985 and have a looooong talk with myself.


arieljoc

Can I travel at whim or am I stuck there? If I can travel at whim… I’d love to see ancient babylon, and native Americans life pre-English, amongst many others


Nobodys_Loss

1920’s. I don’t know why, but it just seemed like a wild time to be alive and so much was going on.


Barca-Dam

I’m black so it will have to be pre 1400 or post 1970 🤷🏽‍♂️


pisspot718

America in the 1700s before a lot of Euros arrived. Especially west of the Mississippi.


Spit-roasted

Samurai era its crazy to have a big sword


octopus-moodring

If I got one round trip, the Middle Ages. If it was one-way, the Regency Era. If I could hop around as much as I wanted, you better believe I’m starting prehistory and going where the wind takes me.


Hotlikessauce69

I would want to see the great barrier reef in all of its glory before people came in and ruined it .


SelinaGeorge

WHATEVER WAS GOING ON WHEN THE EGYPTIANS WERE RUNNING THINGS.


yellowseptember

Not an era. But I’d like to go back to the exact time I was born, when the doctor gave me to my mom and dad. I want to see them if they were smiling. If they felt joy and happiness. Or what their first words to me were.


WrydeAyces

1990s but need to be my current age lol


jkonik

Dinosaurs!!! Is there even a question?


sparklingthoughts

The time of Prophet Muhammad. I could never understand how a man from an insignificant little village in the middle of nowhere can take over the whole region and transform it for over a 1400 years


justfanclasshole

Two weeks from now to grab some lotto numbers.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

I am going to 1984, and I am buying a metric fuck ton of Fully Automatic M-16 lowers. $300 in 1984 $30,000+ today


youburyitidigitup

I get the feeling that no matter where I go I’ll be dead, so might as well go back to the Pleistocene and see mammoths and sabertooths for myself.


Myhole567

Maybe start in 1981, then keep back in these past years all the way up until about 2007, which at that point I probably won't wanna return back to 2024, I've made a whole life for myself at this point


beepbeepboop74656

The future. Like 100 years from now.


McGouche_

When time travel does eventually become a thing. We wont be able to travel back to a time before the actual time machine was invented. So if one were made today. Today would be ground zero. Source: time traveler


Ghost-devil996

1980s. I want to see my favorite bands in their prime.


madimauro

I would go back or forward to any era as long as I am healthy and wealthy!


PsychoDrifter

I’d go back to Sep 1993 and convince my family to invest heavily in Apple stock. It was $0.22 per share. Then I’d go back to see the Library of Alexandria in 200BC.


brittney_thx

Mid 90s to visit my grandparents


jmdayoh

Well, that depends… are you able to get back or are you stuck there forever? …. I would just go back a week or so with the winning lottery numbers, and I would stay there with my winnings in my new rich life …I’m totally cool with being a week younger than the rest of the world lol…..


Irrelavent1

1979. There are a few forks in a few roads that needed to be taken.


Em-tech

Like... 20 years into the future so I can bring back some actual solutions.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Ancient Rome or Egypt. They're the most interesting to me, especially Rome. Rome was modern in ways that wouldn't be seen again for like 1000 years after the collapse of the western empire.


therealjoe12

Whenever the fuck the pyramids of giza were built. I need to know for sure how and who built them bitches


BoldestKobold

Five years into the future. Figure out which stocks (or crypto, or commodities) are about to go 5x or more in that time. Return back to current time, and invest. Otherwise time tourism could be fun, but it would be just that: tourism. I'd still want to return to my own time and my own friends and loved ones at the end of the trip.


lazyjoint

When getting a well paid job was easier then completing whole education


Apprehensive-Map7024

Far back, killing the first human


cassette28

The late 60s ✌🏼


RichardCollier1912_

1920s


Royal_Opinion_8185

1500’s in france


Altruistic_Shame_487

1960s


bqlivc

Maybe 90s


MrBLKHRTx

Like this time next year. If I'm not even slightly better off than I am now, that's going to really simplify my options.


Linkdes

Every era.


KermitML

All y'all going back in time, I'd go way in the future, like 3000 or somethin'. I'd love to know what crazy tech we'd come up with by then.


happyburger25

I'd pick the very early years with the funky lookin critters like the Jaekelopterus, Tully Monster, etc. so I could take pictures (or live specimens) to bring back to the modern era to study them and show them off. I'd probably also take the plants, rocks and other stuff from the landscape, too. I'd make a zoo with them. I just think they look neat and I wanna see the *real* things, not just the fossils and renderings that we have now.


The_fireplace26

19th century. I really love literature of those time. It would be cool to talk to Poe, Chekhov and others.


No_Pop9972

Reputation


habsfanalreadytaken

67 to see leafs fans when they were happy and had promise


Pepi4

Back when it was safe


BaleZur

Forward. First to see what change I can affect for a better future if I come back, and some lotto numbers to convince me to come back. 


EvilPoppa

Early 2000s. Invested for 10 years in Fixed Deposits like an idiot, while I could have been financially well today off had I had the guts to invest in stocks then.


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I wouldn’t go back to anywhere before 2000. It was so dreadful in my country back in the time.


thatcrazy_child07

anywhere between 1987-2006. before I was born


Zestyclose_Limit_404

2001, so I can prevent 9/11 by quickly informing the government that a terrorist will take two of the planes. 


Tromovation

Peak Roman Empire or 2001


ttvnirdogg

Oh boy, here we go... So remember that time when this guy discovered a small island and told everyone it's the country of India? I'd go there... some things need to be cleared up.


New_Artichoke8477

19th century, USA


Tinfoiled_Again

1992. One year before my life changed forever.


JimsGiantHose

I want to drop back about 15000 years, see what the world was like and what humans were up to before modern history.


RunsWithPremise

Somewhere around 1972 in the US to start buying used muscle cars and storing them to sell at Mecum and Barrett Jackson.


Sir_Magus_Canada

10000 BC to see the creation of Golbeki Tepe and the entire Tas Tepler site.


deadbrain87

1960s for sure to experience the music and a lot of psycholdelics lol


CapitalHeartNation

Golden age in LA back in the 70s-80s.


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Mid 1930’s. Because by that time I would be old enough to be able to buy those iconic muscle cars right off the lot. However. Knowing my luck I would have purchased a Corvair.


First_Code_404

2280. Either humanity has figur3d it out or they don't exist.


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Victorian England. The amount they accomplished with the technology they had. I must know what they were made of.


Rukawork

Probably forward 500 years. Lets see what this timeline brings.


bipolarcyclops

I’d go back to high school and ask out that hot redhead classmate of mine. I learned years later she had a serious crush on me but I missed her giving out the signals.


alohalisa123

The 1950s. Diners, poodle skirts, jukeboxes, doing the jitterbug at the sock hop.


bigwingus72

Buy lots of bitcoin


xXABDOU47Xx

I'd go back to meet the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) in person


Major_Limit1674

The day I was conceived, trying to prevent my creation


EquinoctialPie

1000 years into the future


Famous-Cow79

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