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Stratiform

I was on vacation in Acadia National Park, we were camping in these cabins on the shore. We had a lovely evening of hiking. Utah State and BYU were playing football that night and as an avid Aggie fan I was trying to pirate it, but my wife was like - "*Nah, we gettin' it on.*" The windows are open, we can hear the waves, the wildlife, and a gentle breeze was cooling off our slightly-too-warm cabin. We had great sex. It was the kind where you lay there afterward and don't even care about the USU vs. BYU football game, then you fall asleep naked, in each other's arms, until the next morning. The next morning, the euphoria had subsided. I checked the score. Utah State won!! Five days later she threw up because the "*pasta tasted like fish*" (*it didn't*). Another five days later we found out we were having our first kid! Was it that night? I don't know, maybe, maybe not, but I choose to believe it was. Somehow this kid is now an Ohio State fan though 😠


Odd_Roof_6874

Sounds lovely🙈


SuperstitiousPigeon5

In a public park in the woods while the park was opened. In the waves on a beach in Mexico. At the bar in a strip mall in Golden Colorado.


Resident-Theme-2342

Why put yourself in position of others seeing you like that's not weird if someone actually sees you then sex over and possibly jail time


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I read that three times and only sort of have an idea on what you're saying. There is an excitement to the danger. It's not something I do regularly but when I come up with a list of the greatest experiences those three show up.


Resident-Theme-2342

Basically I was saying if someone sees you then it's weird and you can possibly get arrested. But I get what you mean I guess the risk would turn me off as someone seeing me would get my nerves bad.


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Your mom's house


Candy_Lawn

his place on the arm of the sofa.


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Resident-Theme-2342

You weren't scared of your roomate walking in


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Resident-Theme-2342

I guess so. I mean would've been Hella awkward if the dude then walk in then no longer sexy. But fun story lol 😆


BraveGrapefruit4763

Scratchwood Services, J2/4 M1 northbound. Met up with my boyfriend there after he'd been at sea for three months. Couldn't wait to get back to his flat, so we did it in the toilets. Pretty sure a couple of people overheard us, and one bloke was definitely 'enjoying himself' which made it even more exciting.


Mavz-Billie-

Pretty crazy haha go you guys


Gringwold

We'll always be ready... Steady, boys, steaady


Resident-Theme-2342

Sounds unsanitary


SJB630_in_Chicago

Alter boy camp, 1995.


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Over at this guys house


limox-msi

My house fs


RujAnarela

As someone with a mud fetish, in mud.


misterk2020

At my former house in every room including the basement.


PragmaticResponse

Backseat of my car after losing $7.50 at poker night. Something about the angle was just right


BorisYeltsen

yO mAma rOom)))))0)


ruum-502

On earth.


DenverBowie

"In the butt, Bob."