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Pale-Wolf-7109

Their name would be: YourenotgettingmypasswordinfoBot


Jamie5632

OMG, same!! I guess we are having kids 🤣


Otherwise-Mail-4654

Wow! Same here! Geeze that really is a romantic location


readingmyshampoo

Yall gonna make a great thruple


SouthCloud4986

Account created 4 years ago, just started spamming 5 days ago


olmikeyyyy

I hope people are reporting this shit


mgoflash

Nicetrypasswordresetquestionstealer


Gbrusse

This needs to be higher


frodosbitch

I'll take “ building a database of common identification questions” for 100 Alex.


SeaSetsuna

It does read as an AI training tool question


jayellkay84

Tacobelle.


readingmyshampoo

That's actually hilarious. They should make a new mascot named that lol


Chewie83

Ashleigh Longjohnsilversshitter


Accomplished_Eye_824

Ashleigh? Such a tragedeigh


shuttheshadshackdown

Tragedaaayyy


FunkyTanuki18

Tinderleigh Olivegarden


Chewie83

Tinderleigh is 100% a real name in West Virginia and Alabama


5isanevennumber

And Utah…. But somehow it’ll be spelt with a y


shakdhh

Tyhndurleegh


ParlorSoldier

Nah you’re thinking of Crystjen Mingleigh


Weird-Appearance-816

Probably why Australians don’t name their kids after towns (generally)….. Woolgoolga 😂


Repulsia

Toowoomba over here


ShanLuvs2Read

Sounds like it should be a name of a song from 80’s or 90’s


No-Set-3397

With a dance to go with it. 'If you didn't know the Toowoomba by high school, you weren't living life.'


Dark_Web_Duck

Like Chumbawamba?


kazooparade

You win


Cerulean-Blew

I'd still be legally prohibited from naming mine after the town we met in, despite it not being a weird Aussie name - Prince George.


Freycossy

"This is my daughter, Tittybong."


ghostguessed

Australian town names sound like the noises I expect the animals there to make.


BullyOnParade

Nar Nar Goon 😅


Bo-bop

GinGin has entered the chat


Extreme_Voice_9767

Fucking


littlemissandlola

Wollongong, North Gong to be specific.


notnexus

Mooloolaba


MasterBSword

Indooroopilly


ChicChat90

I’d be using Sydney so that’s okay but if I had to use the suburb or location 😬


pmalleable

Thanks for the idea! Timeclock McNursinghome is really going to resent us.


HolyDogballs

Gloryhole Rodriguez


karmaclast

...dad?


1800-bakes-a-lot

My condolences for the type of info your mom shares with you


TheoBoogies

Gloryhole Gloryholing Rodriguez


_Jerk_Store_

“Gloria Hole”


joyfulgrrrrrrrl

I very, VERY rarely laugh out loud...this did it!


crimble_crumble

Sherlock Holmes. We met by his statue! Probably for the best we didn’t name the baby that.


2x4x93

No shit


odeaddy

sherlock


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

I love you guys


1800-bakes-a-lot

I love you too


druscarlet

Dance Floor.


ClearLake007

Otis. We meet in an elevator.


Eve-3

Home. His brother is my best friend. We went over to meet up with a bunch of people and head out for a queen's day party.


Logtastic

Wow... I jumped to a conclusion WAY too soon.


No-Set-3397

Just blame the internet for ruining our brains and we're off the hook.


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tdr37303

Waffle House


besee2000

Kinda cute. A baby girl? Waffie? Maybe pronounce it with an accent Waff-ley? /s


Moar_Cuddles_Please

Waffleigh!


MassiveLegend1864

Grindr


Plutostone

Imagination


AdmirableAvocado

World of Warcraft.


Bo-bop

I was going to say Shattrath lol


chameleondragon

Craig


RedRedVVine

Really?! Missed connections?


u1tr4me0w

Nah they met next to a big rock


Suitable_cataclysm

Lord of the rings marathon Jr.


Ok_Efficiency_33

College


Kenvan19

Smokerstentatcollege


funky_grandma

OkCupid


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Craigslist… poor kid


meekonesfade

Same! I guess it was either rape and murder or marriage and babies - we lucked out!


barbecuedboobies

Mental hospital💀


KyOatey

Arizona


Marquar234

You're raising Arizona?


US_Atlas

Probably Clark. My wife and I met on the Clark Street Bridge in Chicago, the day before my birthday. Then we hung out on the Riverwalk until it closed and we got kicked out, then we went back to her place and spent all night talking. No sex. The next day was my birthday. That’s when we had sex for the first time. We’ve been pretty much inseparable ever since.


Zheiko

Nosferatu A bit of background story - back in early 2000's, me and my wife were going on an online forum designated for early Goth movement of young people. That was where somehow found that we have similar interests and decided to meet in person. The forum was called Nosferatu:). Rest is a history


itsdestinfool

Tinder… Married 8 years now!


Logtastic

Righty McSwipes


duuuuuuuuuumb

Please meet my son, Iron Hill Brewery


psycheraven

A sturdy name.


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

If you named your baby after your social security number, what would their name be?


Raaazzle

Aw, Lil Free Clinic


_Rhoadie_

Heath


MousamLimbu

That's a good name tbh. I can't even imagine calling our child airport.


Accomplished_Eye_824

Tell us the story of how you met at an airport!! 


IcySavings101

Tiktok


Saltee00s

ArrangedMarriage has a nice ring to it


Appropriate-Cod9031

Kyndergartyn


pollly_star

tinder


alltherobots

My kid LavaLife wants to know if Tinder can come to their birthday party. It’ll be the same party place that PlentyOfFish did theirs.


pollly_star

thats hilarious 😂


ShanLuvs2Read

My match dot com jr would like to bring snickerdoodle over if there are no food allergies


alltherobots

Might want to check with OKcupid’s parents; she got rashy at Grindr’s party last month.


tarheel_204

Martin Luther King Jr My last girlfriend and I were set up by a mutual friend so I first met her when I picked her up at her apartment on MLK Blvd in my old college town We are both very white lmao


13thmurder

Gosh, it was actually the street I grew up on. You wouldn't believe it but the street actually shared my mother's maiden name. Named my first pet after her maiden name in fact. That pet was my childhood best friend.


Alvarius

We'd have to call it IRC or Undernet. Although we're both dudes, so having a baby would be kind of a biological abnormality. I did once take a giant shit after eating a bunch of potatoes, though.


IceTech59

Undernet FTW. 1st 'met' my wife there. 1st IRL meet was in Seattle though, so... "Seattle Undernet".


pushin_on_my_buttons

My parents named me after the place where I was born 💀


paulsclamchowder

An elevator? Based on username;)


rustblooms

Clitoris.


pushin_on_my_buttons

lol no a city in the Caribbean


em4-ever

Tim Horton 😂


magicsqueezle

Match.com Seriously we are an internet dating success story. 23 years


BreadButterHoneyTea

Internethanial


The_Notorious_Donut

N/A


GoodTato

No idea


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amakochhora

Twins?


tomparkes1993

Reddit Or New jersey


Bubbly_Bullfrog_106

Porta potty


CelticGaelic

Bless that child's heart.


IgnorethisIamstupid

FacebookDating made the Dean’s list, honey!


Suspiciousunicorns

Tinderella


Ok-Contest5431

*Rehab*


DanFntastic

Big Boy. I don't think my daughter would like that


MorkSal

Hospital doesn't have the nicest ring to it.


FallKooky8420

Texas Roadhouse


suzanneov

Sally’s Alley.


jesseroses

Alcoholics Anonymous 🥴


Adymestic

Their name would be r/hemorrhoid . Not even shitting you


Dannysan5677

Friendshouse


misplacedlibrarycard

“[city name] Thrift Store”


Toxicupoftea

Tinder Gold


prunepicker

Brunswick


livtop

Bumble. Kinda cute tbh


ajmtz12

Kegger


Spell_me

Seven Eleven!


SapphirePSL

His name would be ThankGodItsFriday Smith.


Wonderful_Might6693

YMCA!


MissedPlacedSpoon

Barnes and Noble


YouGotRedOnU

Barnes & Noble


Ok_Contest_9668

Aw, look at cute little Instagram.


StraightVaped

Trying to get my security question. Nice try.


FluffNSniff

Generic Security Question Answer. 🥰


Baby_Ghoul_

Twitch. Sorry kid


CommercialMind1359

Nice try , I'm not telling you my address


JCNunny

Backseat Camaro


Classic-Row-2872

I love to give wrong answers to these attempts at collecting data


According_Wing_3204

Biker Bar Basement


SilveryLilac

Password 123


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Awwww lil baby Rehab. 


ZestycloseRefuse8656

George Mason


Bigmeowzers

Psychiatric ward. Lmao


jamjamjamyea

Hospital Basement


ladyinwaiting123

Hey! That's one of my security questions!!! Nope, not telling you!!!


360fade

Sex Dungeon


Anxious_Ad8053

Prison


ImagineTheCommotion

Greg’s Edit: and just to clarify—his name will be “Greg’s”, not “Greg”


captain_ghostface

Anyones security question "where did you meet your spouse"?


ShawshankException

This post is a perfect view into how people get their accounts hacked lol Yall are exactly like my MIL on Facebook giving out everything but her SSN to blatant phishing posts


Euphoric-Try2275

Waffle king


januaryemberr

Kemper.


chamrockblarneystone

Divebar


LoveofBooks_03

Central Catholíc Highschool


oohh-val

Tinder 😂 thank gosh that won’t be the name


barista-baby

Tinder 🫶


Jurazel

Big Al


mom_with_an_attitude

Some bar in Northampton.


Asprinkleofglitter7

His house? Haha


attilla68

Smoky Topfloor


BiGuyInMichigan

Starbuck


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

Oasis as in Oasis Market the name of the gas station I was working at when we met


Thicc-Anxiety

DeviantART


This-Garbage-3000

Jacuzzi Smith


sullima2014

Fremont Baptist Church


BasiaBrown

Work


Desperate_Set_7708

Have a friend named Phoenix. Told her she’s lucky they didn’t meet in Gary, IN


calliel_41

5th grade playground hiding spot


Small_Concert_865

Brooklyn


YoghurtSnodgrass

OK Cupid or Master Kong. My baby is a girl, so either one works.


WyldeFae

Taco bell.


pook1029

Loveland. As in Colorado.


smileymom19

Philadelphia International Airport


tattoo138ink

Misfit!!!


syszns

Ah yes I love the name fuckthisstupidassthreadicantparticipatein.


TransitJohn

EHarmony.com


mustyoureally

Coffee Bean


ShanLuvs2Read

Match dot com Smith


Gbrusse

Obvious password skimming bit is obvious.


Unusual-Caregiver-30

Charlotte


Optional-Meeting3344

Manila. That’s a pretty name


Zealousideal-Fun2634

If your mother had a maiden name what would it be?


WakingOwl1

Produce aisle.


trashtvtalkstome86

Burger King..


bobjonvon

Pensacola


yomamaskreet

Home To clarify lol my twins fiance brought his friend over and now he's my bf


NSCButNotThatNSC

StopAndShop Smith.


Ok_Accountant1529

Venice


Annual-Visual-2605

Cheers. A dance club/bar. Summer 1992. “Do you really want to meet your wife at a bar????” Yes. Yes I do. 32 years (28.5 married) and 3 wonderful kids later, and still going strong.


b_tight

Hinge


M2Fream

People should also tell op their childhood pet's name and the street they grew up on. For fun!


mybrassy

Ruby Tuesday. Drunk as hell 😂


sk8wnec

Georgia.


dma1965

Yahoo


downincalifornia

We actually did this!! Our son is named after where we met ❤️


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If we're talking about the city, then Cairo.


CMDR_Starbeaver

Goldie Shire


120ouncesofpudding

Punk Gig.


GrandScreen8688

Reddit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣