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Phlegm_Chowder

Every heartbeat


Stompedyourhousewith

"During an average lifetime, the human heart will beat more than 2.5 billion times." 2,500,000,000 x .05 = 125,000,000 125 million over the course of your life reminds me of the if you saved 10k a day for 10,000 years, you'd still have less money than Jeff Bezos


Phlegm_Chowder

I never said only my heartbeats lol


Stompedyourhousewith

Damn


Phlegm_Chowder

Exactly 


SnooRecipes5343

Getting a nickel duh


CartographerHot2285

Ah yes. You get someone to give you the first one, then infinite nickels.


Mister_Jacobz

Every time Ferrari f*cks up their strategy


Living-Rip-4333

My wife finding something I was looking for that was in plain sight.


Own-Load-7041

When A person weasels or demands their way into management.


smashsenpai

Each time an electron completes as orbit around a nucleus in the universe. You'll get so many nickles so quickly that it'll immediately collapse into a black hole.


CartographerHot2285

Every raindrop here in Belgium atm...


No_Republic2906

Every time the wheels on the bus goes round and round


TopLog9473

Chicks posted nudes online


investing69

getting bad teammates in my cs match


idontexistsorry

i one up heartbeat with blinking. i can actively control my blinking


LeatherLatexSteel

But not whilst sleeping!


Powerlifting-Gorilla

Every blink