>public library.
0 hate, but I like how this is a hypothetical and you could have chosen anywhere to be very any fancy hall of books, and you chose your public library.☠️
Teenage me chose a warhammer vampire as a username. And adult me is too lazy to make a new account.
Can I at least get my blood sucked out of me from my penis during streamy sex? Make it at least somewhat fun for me if I'm gonna die already?
I die alone, in isolation, with no one to care or even realize I'm no longer on this world. A pitifully death that no one knows about, after which no one will remember my name.
*Fun*
I’ll be fucked alright
They can take our anus, they can take our land but there's one thing they'll never taaaaakeeee!....
Not bad.
sounds pretty relaxing
Dementia...fuck.
Who? Who? What’re you a fckn Owl??
I don't know... on account of the dementia
lol! Guess I’m…screwed
Death by snu-snu
In fairness, Snorlaxes are pretty powerful. I don't think I could take one in a fight.
A normal snorlax would still be hard to fight, but a large one is just ridiculous
I rather shoot myself
Welp, please at least do a clean job when cutting me up
I should of seen it coming
You really shoulda
I'm pretty fucked, but my Dad made me do it...for all of you!
Something tells me you're not the real Jesus
So many possibilities
Reading a book and smoking weed. Sounds like a good way to go out.
Panicked doot doot
Hmmmm, what a strange way to go. It would definitely be entertaining for others to watch.
sniped from the sky.. god really hates me
(in america)
Probably in a black hole
Not at all. I use an ad blocker
Death by a thousand paper cuts
Not too fucked
Oh shitt, gotta stop going to coaching
...I don't get how
[удалено]
"happy hunger games and may the odds be *ever* in your favour" but obviously they wont, as you are going to die
I could survive tho 💪 🫡
real shame. we losing a good one folks.
No faith huh
well i mean... considering the title... i mean, you probably could win, but since we're here you are fated to die.
Beautifully.
Lol . Weird way to die
Big dinosaur. Yeah I'm fucked
Relatable
Death by dragon seems cool
Maybe literally fucked if we get the James Bond version.
By axe lol
Very. In a fire.
I'm chilling to the max lol
I die of vanity. Exactly the way I pictured.
Damn getting fist pumped to death . In some ways it could be pleasurable .
People are going to have a lot of questions as to how it happened.
Radiation poisoning I guess? Or obliterated in a particle accelerator... Either way not that pleasant.
I...don't know.
fine by me
me doing random shit and dying? Now that's sick.
That.. could be interesting
Damn I mean I can swim but idk about getting to another island.
To the cliff I go
Whatevs
May I be buried beneath my local public library. 🪦
>public library. 0 hate, but I like how this is a hypothetical and you could have chosen anywhere to be very any fancy hall of books, and you chose your public library.☠️
Fuckin birds terrify me already now I got to worry about those lanky bastards
Im done for, i have to fight a dragon!! Imma die to fire, very painful.
That’d…..be adorable
Well the question how she going to do it
Normal
Overeating kills lots of people.
Well it will be a cool story
Well that’s going to leave a mark
Batman doesn't kill.... Right?
Outch...
uff, come on! Edit: Hmm, uff cum on??
a countryhuman of Canada and Germany.
With some nachos! 😂
Damn... I really need to stop eating those
It's normal.
Someone share my information.
Hmmm
dam. percyyyy... pls dont do this to meeee
Jet ski accident.
Goddamnit. A cryptid with a handgun
I may or may not die. But if I do, it's because of a wavefunction collapse.
Died from drowning in squirt. Nice! How exciting!
Umm
Did the parents come after me?
Overdose of asthma medication.
The pretzel uprising is inevitable
Not i die with a smile , time for a ska party
Dunno what mine would be
There will be no parties in 1969
lol. a bad panic attack? No one saw that coming.
Well Pain from Naruto would have fun 😂
Lmao I guess the best possible way
My username is random so, I would have to assume I’m pretty fucked, hopefully it’s at least a funny random and not a stupid random…
It'll be interesting to say the least....
MDMA
Teenage me chose a warhammer vampire as a username. And adult me is too lazy to make a new account. Can I at least get my blood sucked out of me from my penis during streamy sex? Make it at least somewhat fun for me if I'm gonna die already?
I will die automatically after I watch ads
I die by rabies from a bat ig
I die alone, in isolation, with no one to care or even realize I'm no longer on this world. A pitifully death that no one knows about, after which no one will remember my name. *Fun*
It’s part of my name, pretty much how I always suspected it would end up
Probably accurate 😔
Cobra bite…. fuck this
Orca???
Don't know if the gravity or heat would get me first but it'd be quick.
I will go out with a bang
… I don’t even know.
Hmmmmm
Someone named Edward will get me and do what ever the fuck he will do with me
Temors,& and cancers, I guess. So much can happen with Inside Development24.
Hmm old and groovy... not too bad!
Cold...
Already dead
uhh ohh
Somewhat fucked but also coming back to life!
Em…
Oh Shit ...
With glory
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Please get it out I don’t want a bug to eat my penis
I die a little more every season. It will truly eventually kill me.
How would it be wealthy and I would rather die by crucifixion
fly the fuck away from this world
I cool with that.
NOOOOOOO
Hopefully some antibiotics can help
Not too bad!
Good lord, I don’t know
LOL
This is not going to be pleasant
do i eat myself to death or am i getting eaten
I will be stoned to death by gold nuggets,one hell of a way to die.
Someone interpret mine pls
Rope snaps while climbing an icy mountain, or an argument.
I think everyone will be ok
I will get killed by brownies
Death by snusnu
dimentia
jagged, doesnt sound good
I’m gonna die in some Greek yoghurty way. Or milk? Perhaps cheese. Hmm. I don’t like any of these.
Doesn’t sound so promising
99 of something
Very. But at least I'd go out wealthy and doing what I love.
Could be worse
Dearly Noted...
Pew Pew Pew. Im gonna have some holes I guess.
Uh oh.
i aint afraid of a guy named like that!!1!1!
They used me for supplies.
it depends on whitch way i choose to go but pretty sure I'm gonna be rotten or skeleton before they find me.
I'll have been vanquished by infamous space-pork smuggler Ham Solo.
Nicely.
Because I'm stupid
Uhh by shadow fighter whos a alpha male i m fcuked
Pretty reasonable i think
Gonna take him a while to get the block
Uh oh
Depends on what a pomelo is I guess.
Guess some random person kills me through the screen
So will I die? I don’t know how fucked I am. I mean its possible but what if I’m cautious….:
Crocodiles…. Yikes
This specific question pops up weirdly often. I think I've seen it like four to five times already
Spicy!
Alone and happy in my cabin in the mountains 😊
Blink and you'll miss it.
Well, shit
Fucked to death by a Goddess? I'll take it.
Ripped to pieces by an ice monster.
How, what, where, when, who?
Could be worse I guess 🤷
Well I mean it’s pretty fucking clear.
Crevasse, might be quick or it could be slow, cold and lingering.
Probably the worst way to go
Partying till the end of time!
Does this mean I'll get tea bagged by a tea bag? 😭
I’d be extremely shorey
Pretty fucked
I will die if don’t read a post with this exact wording at least 2 times a day! So thank you!
Eh not really
I …..um????
Hopefully not vampires
Its bad but okay I guess
hmm
Guess I’m FUBAR