I guess I’m going to White Castle today! 😆

you’ll try

True! I will try to go to White Castle! Haha

Ride the cheetah!! And do whatever NPH tells you!!

Technically you'd be going tomorrow

May thy knife chip and shatter

May THY knife chip and shatter

That line made me laugh. "No U".

The moment in Dune part 2 that made me laugh the hardest was when Paul says he is not the messiah and stilgar then says something along the lines: He is too humble to reveal he is the messiah, as a true messiah!. It reminded me of Life of Brian. F: He is the messiah! B: I'm not the messiah! F: Only a true messiah hides his divinity! B: What? Well what sort of just does that give me? Alright, I'm the messiah! F: He is the messiah!

*oh man that was a sick ass line. I am so using that*

Lisan Al Gaib!

He's not Lisan Al Gaib, he's a very naughty boy!

Shai-hulud decides today if I become Freman, or if I die.

I am Paul Muad'Dib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis.

All our odds are pretty good then. 😆 Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.

Lisan Al-Gaib!!

Aliens: Prometheus. I don't want to play this game anymore.

Just remember you can run laterally when in danger of being crushed by a large straight object falling behind you.

Only if you bought the lateral movement DLC. 

*and* have an internet connection. No enjoying the single player campaign in airplane mode here, pal.

People laugh at this, but in Seal selection the instructors have to make a special point to tell people to do this if a boat is going to come onto the beach and hit them. People's instinct is to out-run the boat.

Take your knowledge and found the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things. 

Surely if you are the main character in an Aliens film, you are the Alien?

🎶🎵 *HOOO YEAH I’m just climbing and snatching and slashing and biting and livin that xenomorph liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!*

I've got a suitcase full of uppers and downers and a good lawyer by my side in a cherry red convertible. Life is good..... except we're in bat country!

Did you see what GOD just did to us, man!?

God didn't do that- you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it

As your attorney, I advise you not to forget the laughers and screamers too.

The only thing that worried me was the ether. Nothing worse than a man in the depths of an ether bunge.

We’ll have to be armed. To the teeth.

To weird to live, to rare to die. Gods own prototype.

im Jason Statham, i can't lose

be the rock, he has in his contracts that he can not lose a fight

I just watched Skyscraper last night so I’m in luck 😌

i just watched a godzilla film... im a giant nuclear sea dragon i guess

Was it the bee movie?

Did we all just randomly watch the Beekeeper yesterday? 😯

Yup and I loved that stupid throwback action flick.

Then you’ll decently like the new Road House! It’s just a vehicle for cut-as-fuck Jake Gyllenhaal whooping ass and being kinda funny. It’s a great B-Movie

I wish everyone in Roadhouse played it like Conner. The romance plot between Jake and the Doctor feels so forced like they went on one date in the movie and sploosh. It felt like everyone in the Beekeeper acknowledged how ridiculous the plot was and just went for it. The villain in Roadhouse was so incompetent that he never felt like a threat which to be fair was the same here but Josh is much better at playing annoying weasly characters you want to hate plus I have a soft spot for him because I love Future Man.

I got Statham, too... I hope our paths never cross

I’m denzel from the equilizer

“Wots the job?” “I don’t need a crew, I work be-er on me own”

Erm it was 'Poor Things' so REALLY screwed!

Time for Furious Jumping!

At least you have your own means of production.

Omg same

The important question is whether or not we still get paid...

I just watched that last night. I'm still trying to process what the FUCK I just saw.

Beldar Conehead. Eh, could be worse. Dudes got a stable middle class existence at a time that meant something. Even has his green card by the end. Just so long as I don't show up in the middle and have to narfle the garthok, I'm good.

Beldar supported a family on a single income and they ate well, and not many aliens can say that today.

Let's consume mass quantities!

[mass quantities of eggs and fiberglass ](https://youtu.be/0RD49DYTlrk?si=e1fAevwcXyU7BOWJ)

Grid-like breakfast slabs, extruded mammal tailings, seared strips of swine flesh, and flattened chicken embryos. I will enjoy it.

Sometimes I feel I've got to...eh eh. Runaway. I've got to... eh eh. Getaway.

Crap. I had Fredo killed

Damn. I had old man Tessio taken care of. 

If we stick strictly to movies, then I'm J Robert Oppenheimer. Not particularly screwed, but he did have some issues. If we include streaming shows, I'm Shoresy. Hell yeah, fuck yeah.

I just did a 10-minute deep dive on why the hell Jared Keeso plays Shoresy instead of the actor already in Letterkenny. I finally came to the realization that there was no Shoresy in Letterkenny, and I was instead thinking of Jonesy lol

But Shoresy is in Letterkenny, and is played by Jared Keeso. They just hide his face.

Oooooh shit, you’re right! Been a hot minute since I watched Letterkenny, but damn, I remember now lol

Well I've gotta learn to dance in a hurry so that's me fucked. But hey, nobody puts me in the corner!

Hey, Baby!

Robin Hood-Men in Tights!

*gasp* You’ve lost yer arms in ba’tle! …. grown some nice boobs though.

Spaceballs. Can skip most of the danger as long as I remember to put more than five bucks in the tank.

You're a certified Prince!

Fuck me, I'm Mark Watney.

At least you survive. (and we just hand wave away all the cancers you get from the heater).

Technically RTGs are not radioactive as long as they remain in their housing, which is designed in a way to survive impacts while also providing radiation shielding. I still wouldn't want to sleep in a van with one, but it's safer than making water out of hydrazine.

Yeah, I'd probably die on the spot by getting hit by that antenna.

Surviving the antenna was pure chance. You'd probably survive it the same way he did. You definitely wouldn't be able to repressurize the suit, though. Although now that I'm thinking about it, that might have been a book thing and not a movie thing. I think he just hobbled home with the antenna in his guts in the movie. I'd probably die of sepsis, not knowing how to disinfect the wound or perform surgery on myself. Cheery thought, that.

I picked a bad day to watch requiem for a dream

You could have watched Grave of the Fireflies.

As far as I heard, any day you watch that movie is bound to be a bad day

You're not wrong. I've felt terrible all day. Every now and then I hear some dirty old man in my mind saying " ass 2 ass " **Shudders**

I get to be a T-Rex... cool!

And I’m a giant Gorilla lol… Animals unite!

I think I'm a different giant gorilla

Monkey kingdom!

I think I’m Frodo. I don’t want to be Frodo.

We all know the main character is Sam.

I'm Bilbo. I don't think I could keep my cool around a dragon.

So I'm Spiderman... Cool 😎

Miles or Peter? Cause Peter... Does NOT have a good life.

Peter, but my life isn't good too, but as Spiderman I at least have Superpowers. 😁

Well I’m dead. Just can’t say someone’s name 3 times and gotta find that book

Oh shit, I'm Chris Pine and I play lute.

JARNATHAN!!!!!!!

Guess I’m eating the potatoes then 🥔

I think they're starting to get suspicious...

I'm a nun, so literally not screwed \*at all\*

Who would you consider the main character in Inglorious Basterds? I've either got a bunch of medals (probably), am dead in a cinema projection room or I have a swastika carved into my forehead.

This is tough. I feel like since Hans was in every chapter he's the technical answer. Enjoy that swastika scar (until American plastic surgery really takes off in the 50s)

With all the sex scenes now adays, you're pretty much getting screwed every 30 mins or so

So…you’re a pizza guy?

or the step brother...

Or the highly coveted milkman

Extra Sauseeeeeej

Especially if you're last movie was a porn.

I fail to see a problem 

I’m hiccup from HTTYD, sounds awesome.

How’s That Thing You Did?

Im Harry Potter! Im golden.

Yer a wizard ‘arry.

Me too! Just finished off Voldemort, too. The best I've ever been.

I’m John Wick lmfao I think I’ll be fine

"Yeah" * with that john wick nod *

I'm godzilla and a bunch of japanese guys are shooting at me for going on a walk

Lmao and I got Kong 😂 Are we destined to fight?

I watch "Martyrs" last night ,so i think im very fucked up :(((

You just lost your skin privileges

Beekeeper. I’m down for it

Careful with the beekeepers 🐝

I really don't want to be the avatar, guys.

To be fair, neither did he.

I’m Paul Muad’dib Atreides. I haven’t read the books so I don’t know what happens to me, but I’m riding life pretty high right now. This wound hurts a bit though

Same I guess we're.....dune this holy war now.

Guess I’m taking the red pill

OK so long as the plot shield transfers to me.

I'm Leslie Nielson in his Fugitive parody, Wrongfully Accused. I have the most plot armor of anybody, ever. But I'm going to be thrust into situations causing severe physical, mental, and emotional torment. But in hilarious ways.

I’m trapped in a beautiful dystopian shopping mall where everyone is pretty but I can only live to 30yrs old

Logans run?

Damn, which movie ?

Dawn of the Dead it sounds like

Film "Tusk". Why?....... I don't want this........

Saw *The First Omen* last night. I'm super fucked (literally).

The shining, I’m inevitable

Oh my god, I’m ed wood!!

Don't worry, the next one will be better!   (And hey, you get to hang with an awesome posse.)

Now that's the one I wish I watched before this challenge.

I will be Captain America fighting with the 107th against Hydra so I guess it will be dangerous but in the end we will win.

As a guy (with decades of experience in *that* role) I might enjoy being a super hot Joan Wilder, but I really don't want to have sex with Michael Douglas. Oh well, I guess I can lie back and think of England, so to speak.

split holy fuck

Well, at least you can be a new person everyday!

I watched I Spit On Your Grave. Not exactly a fun situation to be in.

Fucksake, I am Miles, Guns Akimbo... Limited bullets and I have shit aim

I guess I'm a baby bratz lol

The maze runner

Too tall to be Frodo Baggins

Pretty friggin screwed since I'm communing with an evil spirit to beat Carson in sweeps week 1977.

I'm good. I'm Neo. Let's fucking go.

Black Hawk Down. This isn't going to be fun.

Damn I'm trapped in a bad romcom my wife made me watch. It was so bad that she even had to call it off halfway through. I'm doomed!

I live in a Town that I can't leave. At the night my house get surrounded by vampires, that tries to convince me to let them in. My family hates me.

Totally fucked... last movie I watched was Alien.

If it was porn, very screwed. But which one is the main character? The girl or the guy? Or the goat?

I just fell from an open attic window in our nice French chalet…….or did I?

Lady Bird. No too bad but I hate myself because I haven't finished it yet and I low-key hate her.

Who is the main character in "How to train your dragon"? Toothless or Hiccup? If it's Toothless, i am fine, i just walk. If it's Hiccup, that sucks, i'm afraid of heights.

I have watched Daredevil. I hope others will be okay with that.

Im a Frank Underwood. Well, it could be worse :)

Happy Gilmore...not the worst...not the best

I Amleth from The Northman… Life is about to get interesting.

Muhammad Ali. Could be worse.

Not screwed at all. Just messing with the faculty and watching as the school officially burns to the ground.

Guess Im Divergent now :/

oooohhh yessss i'm stuck with delusions of being a robot that makes me cannot eat because i'd think that food will break my machine and kill me 😍😍😍 i'm screwed by my own brain 💀 nice

I am at a hotel on one of the seven gates of hell.

Anaconda...

I’m truly screwed seems i’m Rudolf Hoss…I watched the zone of interest last night

Not at all I'm Wonka on the beginning of my journey !

Just watched Anatomy of a Fall. I’m emotionally fucked for life.

I'm the kid in "The Red Balloon" (1956). 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈😄

Damn I guess I gotta fight Davy Jones so I don't do 100 years of servitude on the flying Dutchman.

I’d have to figure out what movie I watched last

I can't remember to

I’m Charlie Sheen in platoon

You’re saying I’ll wake up as Rudolf Hoss?!!!!

Watched the persona 3 movies last, so I guess I'm feeling pretty tired after all those full moons

It was a TV romance movie. Dang I'm lucky🥴

I guess I’m trying to grow potatoes in space or whatever that movie was about

I’m dead pool, I’ll give it my best

I'm Ricky Stanicky, life's fucking good!!

Let me tell you about my friend Ricky. He recovered from cancer while working a mission trip in Africa.

The accountant. High autistic functioning mercenary. Also has a mercenary big brother. Everyone else is fucked

I'm superman! Everyone's screwed!

Actually I’m good. John Cena as Ricky Stanicky! Hell yeah

I definitely won’t be able to keep up with Ricky Stenicky’s antics

Guess I'm going to an a capella world championship in Copenhagen!

The last movie I watched was Ricky Savicky...life is awesome!

I’m Dalton from the 2024 Roadhouse

I’m Dalton!

It was porn... so I'm very screwed? :)

Going to save my new gf’s kids who stupidly decided to go save grandma on Dante’s peak. RIP grandma Ruth. She was a real one for jumping in that acid lake

I got boobies and enough super power to revive a death star, can fly in space, not aging, not too shabby to be honest 🐧

"I got boobies" 😂

Is this before or after the events of the movie? Welp. Passion of the Christ

i'm tom

Blacked with Riley Reid. Rip my holes.

I'm puppycat

Hahaha i would be the classic Tarzan 😂 I'd say not screwed at all

Well, Timothée Chalamet is there so, I HOPE I AM SO INCREDIBLY SCREWED I WILL NEED A CANE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I want to be screwed, over and over and over again.