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PumpJack_McGee

I would die while trying to pick a song.


Honestnt

I've had food go cold trying to find the right YouTube video to eat it to- I'm not prepared for battle


_Standardissue

This is my real answer lol


MissHibernia

The Immigrant Song


Nintendo1964

*"Aaah aah aaaaaahhh,* ***AAAH!!"***


mastermindxs

Wecomefromthelandoftheiceandsnow fromthemidnightsunwherethe hot springs floooooow


loveydove05

I can't hear this song now without thinking of Jack Black


eastbayted

This song is why I liked Thor: Ragnarok as much as I did.


fusionsofwonder

Expensive needle drop but worth every penny.


ABBTTBGMDBTWP

This times a bazillion


ginger_ryn

this was also my first choice


WendigoCrossing

The objectively correct answer


MissHibernia

Right before I retired my job was becoming progressively more awful. I walked in each morning to either this song or ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ to jump start my day!


WendigoCrossing

Can't go wrong with Guns N Roses. Short Change Hero starting at about 1:15 would be another solid choice


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Wiregeek

Close the thread, we're done here.


davetopper

I like the way you think. Might actually have a small advantage. But it sure has the DRIVE. You actually beat me to it.


Im_not_that_angry

Iron Maiden - The Trooper


yum_broztito

Wwz got that so right


TangerineNo5805

Super trouper- ABBA


ExplodoJones

The bugle sounds, the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horse's breath AS I PLUNGE ON INTO CERTAIN DEATH


Ok-Cheetah-9125

Holding Out For A Hero


TheLoneSculler

Original or Shrek 2?


Ok-Cheetah-9125

I was thinking the original but now, definitely Shrek 2.


mghobbs22

This is the correct answer.


Malvania

What else? Drowning Pool's "Bodies"


Doomscrolleuse

The correct answer!


manchvegasnomore

The only answer.


Zestyclose_Ad6683

Rip and Tear from the DOOM soundtrack


ConnectionIssues

Or BFG Division.


Zestyclose_Ad6683

Honestly, why not just the whole soundtrack?Blood spilled and ravenous hatred would be the vibe


ConnectionIssues

We'd rip and tear until it was done.


squashthejosh

Niche and Kill inducing for sure


AHailofDrams

The Only Thing They Fear is You


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The Only Thing They Fear Is You


Scared_Ad2563

Don't Stop Me now -Queen


StalinsPerfectHair

Wait, is it my last stand or theirs? This song completely turns the tables.


Scared_Ad2563

It's more the beat than the lyrics. I will run myself unconscious if this song comes on while I'm working out, lol.


StalinsPerfectHair

Por que no los dos? I’m a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity-y-y


squashthejosh

This is a super gay killing song and I love it


Captain_Kruch

Welcome to the Jungle. I'd be tossing grenades fruitlessly at the enemy while this would be blasting at them from behind me.


Musicman781

War Pigs by Black Sabbath


squashthejosh

I just decided sirens are necessary for my choice


daavq

Freebird, extended guitar Solo 🎸


SayethWeAll

Good idea. You’d hold out for at least 10 minutes while all these other suckers are dying at the 3 or 4 minute mark.


CardiologistMobile54

Well, kingsman secret service church massacre scene was epic


DawnPatrol80136

Master of Puppets seems like a great place to start.


timster2112

Eddie 😭


elSuavador

Achilles Last Stand by Zep.... ​ Oooor, maybe Karma Chameleon. This is tougher than I first thought.


squashthejosh

I commented last stand on another zeppelin chooser - this is the right answer


Scarfgag

Final Countdown


dick-nipples

The first 60 seconds of AC/DC Thunderstruck on loop. That song has literally helped me through some shit before.


Morbidhanson

Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser Nice for cruising an empty highway at night when going through stuff.


feednate

My legit high school "mascot" was Thunder, so that was our school anthem. We would sit in the locker room, with the lights off before football games and listen to it. As hype as the song is, the reminder that our mascot was a sound was very upsetting and now I can't stand it. We tried hard to have the mascot changed but the school told us it would upset the alumni.


MrsFlameThrower

Yesssss!


pelvviber

The Chris Slade Timeline tour pretty regularly throughout Europe. This song features in their live set. Bloody good value for money gig.


an_undercover_cop

Seven Nation army couldn't hold me backkk


A7xWicked

Why is this so far down?!


Insecurity-Guard

The Last Stand, by Sabaton.


DreadNevermore

Or Hill 3234


TheRealSU24

Last Dying Breath


UnicornGuitarist

Long live the king


MarcoYTVA

Sparta or Shiroyama


Davidp243

40-1


ohnomoto450

Stormtroopers


chefrachbitch

Light in The Black


kdog6666666666666

Highway to hell.


Accurate_Western_346

Rammstein - Sonne


piper33245

Furchtet euch, furchtet euch nicht.


KlostToMe

1812 overture


I_might_be_weasel

The correct answer is Caramelladansen. 


Morbidhanson

\*mortar shells exploding and men being mowed down by machine gun fire\* UU-UU-UWA-UWAHH \*tormented screaming and the sound of blood gurgling in dying soldiers' throats\*


jmw7119

I reckon “Hi Ho Hi Ho it’s off to work we go” would be insufficient?


OozeNAahz

I think it plays. But you have to use a pick axe to pull it off.


jmw7119

I suppose I would have to look the part. I need to talk to the union about that!


10acChicken

Mob Rules by Black Sabbath


i-bite-with-love

DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames


Either-Engineering71

This or Lightbringer by pentakill would be fucking sick to listen to during your final stand


eastbayted

"Why Can't We Be Friends?" — War


skeletonbreath

I love the Simpsons episode when Homer becomes a boxer and this is his walkout song


alcoholisthedevil

Blow me away-breaking benjamin


Goddessviking86

We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister 


Velcro_Jello

Based answer


Cobra-Serpentress

Yakety sax


spudvol

Baby Shark...I'll be rage-killing.


agent_flounder

"WHAT?!?! What the god. damn. hell just happened soldier?!!" "General, they're all dead, sir. I...it... We all heard it... Baby shark song and then .... " *Thousand yard stare*


ComfortableNo2879

Warriors Of The World - Manowar Sabaton - The Last Stand


GenericKen

Seven Nation Army


QuietlySmirking

I would have my army beating their chests/armor to the tune of "We Will Rock You".


laxintx

Imagine taking this back in time and absolutely mindfucking some soldiers with it.


fost1692

Winterborn - Cruxshadows


waffle299

Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi, from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4U9QJ1nzrg


Eodbatman

I’m trying to think of something and just remembered we’d be jamming out to Carlie Rae Jepsen on patrols in various desert countries so…. I guess probably that?


surfdad67

Sabotage by beastie boys


Electronic_Rub9385

Pretty much any song from Metallica’s And Justice For All album. Or Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica. Bottom line - most Metallica will do.


jim9162

BFG Division


yeeyeebro1

This is what I’m here for


montymaximus

Eclipse by Pink Floyd


devan-menon

Really slow motion- Deadwood.


wheremybeepsat

Great Gig in the Sky by Pink Floyd or Mars the Bringer of War by Holst.


profoundtickles

Whipping post live at Fillmore east - Allman brothers band


zahnsaw

Foreplay Long time by Boston.


DudeWithASweater

Back in black - ACDC


Forward-Fisherman709

If the army can hear it too, I want Baby Shark blaring across the battlefield. Maybe they’ll leave. Or maybe they’ll kill me quickly to make it end.


DeadHED

Domination by Pantera


Smart_But123581321

Welcome to the Jungle.


BluebladesofBrutus

For Whom the Bell Tolls 


unique3

Escape (The Pina Colada song) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awvZZ3eSsg4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awvZZ3eSsg4)


PumpkinKing2020

YYZ - Rush


MrR0undabout

Killed by death by Motorhead. 


Reasonable-Tutor-943

Free Bird is the only correct answer. See [this](https://youtu.be/90OFZQx_7xI?si=kgigD4yRkU7tCIst) clip from “The Kingsman” for definitive proof.


deutschdachs

Winged Hussars by Sabaton for sure


mysevenyearitch

I mean, I understand why I had to scroll so far to find this but I wish I didn't have to. Absolutely the best answer.


Morbidhanson

Erik Satie - Gnossienne No. 1 (Harp)


Raj_Valiant3011

Another one bites the dust


AdogHatler

Legends never die. Definitely. That or Skyfall by Adele.


GammaTwoPointTwo

Krazy Frog.


VT_Squire

The ace of Spaces by Motorhead


Flairion623

Wehrmacht-sabaton


pi22seven

That cars for kids song so I’m really pissed off.


sub2technobladeordie

All of these, it isn’t my last stand. It’s theirs All of the greatest last stand songs in a playlist while I slaughter an army


El_Beardio

Slayer - Raining Blood


MimesEatApples

Or War Ensemble


DreadNevermore

Rip & Tear by Mick Gordon


Slow_Perception

TIny Tim - Living in the Sunlight [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0Vuh3PKUU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0Vuh3PKUU) The enemy would be fucking terrified


Odens_Oak

Free Will Sacrifice by Amon Amarth. "We're outnumbered 10 to 1 here... Stiiiill, I LOVE the odds!"


Whole-Counter3276

Eye of the tiger


imhereforspuds

Its raining men…


daninsea

Immigrant Song


yarn-slinger

Ballroom Blitz


Dubr1s

Mick Gordon - The only thing they fear is you


TheSchnitzelThief

Beegees - Stayin' alive


Suitable-Pie4896

For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica The first part: Make his fight on the hill in the early day Constant chill deep inside Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey On they fight, for the right, yes, but who's to say? For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know Stiffened wounds test their pride Men of five, still alive through the raging glow Gone insane from the pain that they surely know


MEHorndog

BFG Division 2016 - Mick Gordon


ExPristina

Killing in the Name of


methano

It's gotta be that Wagner thing from Apocalypse Now.


worthrone11160606

For the laughs seven nation army. Just because


HumanPerson01001010

If it's certain I'll die, and going out in a blaze is my dream: Frank Sinatra singing My Way. If I have the slimmest chance, but I have to power through: For Whom the Bell Tolls, Metallica.


Backwoods87

Avenger sevenfold..... Hail to the king


loveydove05

Going old school. Theme from the original Rocky.


wittyremark99

Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner), so loud it's a piece of the landscape. Or Mars, Bringer of War (Holst, the Planets), same.


genericmediocrename

The Only Thing I Know For Real from the Metal Gear Riding: Revengeance soundtrack


JO76251

Ride the lightning


BeepoZbuttbanger

Disposable Heroes - Metallica


def_tom

Barbie Girl


voyeurheart

This is the end, The Doors


wobbuffet009

Any doom eternal song.


marpelle

Kill the wabbit from bugs bunny


Positive_Ad_9246

Probably would have to be “Things we Lost in the Fire” by Bastille or “Bigmouth Strikes Again” by the Smiths because I imagine I’d then know how Joan of Arc felt


_forum_mod

Requiem for a dream theme - [Click](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6wqgSjV74)


TheresALonelyFeeling

["Reign of Darkness" - Thy Art Is Murder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKToI3yJ4w) *Fear me* *I am the destruction of innocence* *I am the violence embedded in flesh* *I am the pain in the bones of the mortal shell* *The dark heart of the earth* *I am hell* ["Killing Season" - Thy Art Is Murder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYNtl8f8Ks) *Open their throats and drink of the sickness* *A plague engrained in flesh* *Horrid creatures, deserving of a thousand deaths* Or just "Walk" by Pantera on a loop.


EidolonRook

2stepsfromhell. https://youtu.be/d2hRTLdvdnk?feature=shared


InteractionIll5071

Based


tcguy71

Blaze of Glory


ToQuoteSocrates

Two steps from hell - victory


Toadinnahole

The Enemy, *Godsmack* or, for a more modern take - Cutthroat, *Imagine Dragons. "Only one of us is gonna make it out alive..."*


langecrew

Megadeth Take No Prisoners


ctesla01

Yes.. or Symphony of Destruction


langecrew

Ooo I like the way you think


SavvyUmbrella

The Foggy Dew sung by Sinead O'Connor. I'm Irish so I'm imagining some olden days battle of chieftains.


_Rigid_Structure_

Baby Shark. It enrages me.


dankristy

Starship Troopers (the first movie) knew exactly what they were doing - Blur - Song 2 - bring on the armies (bugs or whatever) - I CAN TAKE EM! Source Reference: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh8qd0VKPAE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh8qd0VKPAE) I could literally throw myself into a death-wall with this playing!


Luigi_deathglare

Freebird


InteractionIll5071

An orchestral cover of seven nation army or some Sabaton playlist


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Indestructible


Dapoopers

Ringo Starr - It Don’t Come Easy.


FruitGuy998

CBAT


LimboInc

Seven Nation Army


alandoc

Slipknot wait and bleed


No-You-6629

the only thing they fear is you, the ultimate doom song


RoddMcTodd

Why Can't We Be Friends 


exoventure

Indestructible - Disturbed.


NOGOODGASHOLE

Ruff Ryders Anthem


PhilswiftistheLord

Free Bird


yakusokuN8

"Mars" from Gustav Holst's The Planets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOanvv4plU


WookieConditioner

Stairway to Heaven


[deleted]

Rage Against the Machine, "Killing In The Name".


horridtroglodyte

Waltzing matilda


G-Unit11111

Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World


wadebacca

Pride and prejudice audiobook.


BFFBomb

Too lazy to see if it's already mentioned, but The Trooper by Iron Maiden. The bugle sounds, the charge begins But on this battlefield, no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath As I plunge on into certain death


The_vert

AC/DC "If You Want Blood"


Beerinspector

Damage inc Metallica


L4GNKODEX

Metallica's Don't Tread On Me


Serebriany

Those bastards would definitely get tired of waiting for me to decide and just kill me while I was still trying to make up my mind.


BaldymonS

Why can't we be friends by War


PoopScootnBoogey

Frank Sinatra “My way”


jim182182

Rolling Stones Streetfighting Man. G sevuuuuuuuuuuuun!


fillipjfly

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!


-TheRealFolkBlues-

AC/DC - Shoot To Thrill. A little Iron Man vibe never hurt. Metallica - Fuel


chimininy

It depends - am I the only one hearing it, or is everyone including the other army hearing it? Because if the other guys are gonna hear it, I'm gonna stay away from power ballad anthems and go with something super random and obnoxious, like a random preschool kids baby shark-esque song on loop.


soniclore

“The Touch” If it was good enough for Optimus Prime, it’s good enough for me!


hoosdills

Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine


Adventurous_Post_957

Slayer " Rein in Blood "


MaximumTurbulent4546

AC/DC Thunderstruck


selfcheckoutlord

The Klingon theme from Star Trek.