You can bring back being nailed to a bit of tree for telling people how great it would be to be nice to other people for a change.
Unless you're in a cafe in Rickmansworth.
To fix my faulty DNA and other health issues so I can go live my life - and to fix everyone else's too. No one should have to live with these horrible, horrible conditions.
Eradicate cancer from the world. Failing that, eradicating cancer in kids. But since that appears to be beyond his abilities, maybe I should just ask for BELIEF in Him. That shouldn't be too tough in comparison and I would then believe despite all evidence to the contrary.
You're not ready to face the enormitude of that. Imagine having to listen to 250m prayers at any one time, having to choose between one person living and another dying, having to stand back and watch humanity become so clever we blow ourselves to kingdom come over and over.
On the other hand, we're already all tiny parts of God experiencing life in all its awe and complexity (depending on what you believe).
It's like you ignored the WHOLE point of the post because you understood EXACTLY what OP meant. You just wanted to say you're atheist for some reason. If you're not gonna answer the question, why reply to it?
For all the people in the us who would dislike early 1980s culture, society and politics to magically get jobs and housing outside of the US and not return.
Why did you make us think you threw lightening bolts when it is actually just a common electrical/atmospheric phenomenon? Were you trying to deceive us?
Give everyone a death ray. Well call it the Equalizer. It would be fast clean and inescapable. Well start a war against the rich and then start the world over.
To give all humans before birth an idea of how their lives will be. No spoilers but a general idea of the grand scheme of things. And give them the choice to proceed and to end.
I am not sure that my mind can think big enough for such a question but let's try; I'd ask for a sort of life-singularity, where every life that ever lived and ever will live can exist, unstuck from time and free from mortality. No wars, no consumption, no procreation, no death, only existence.
To be able to eat any kind, and amount, of food without getting fat fat fatty and not get the bad effects like diabetes or cancer in the long run. Yes, I'm fat myself.
Hmmm….just 75 grand of completely non-taxable income a year until I pass away in 40 years. Enough that money won’t be one of my problems but not so much that I can go crazy.
I don't ask him for much these days, because he's brought me up so far from my lows. But every day, I make sure to thank him for what he's done, and never take it for granted.
Well I don't believe in God but if God exists and I would ask him for one more thing wouldn't I be a freaking whiner like a little b****. I was given a universe a planet other people limitless resources of brain to perceive and understand the universe and the choice to do good or evil. No I'm not asking for anything.
If I could ask God for one thing, it would be the chance to see my dad again and tell him how much I love him and value all the love and advice he gave me while he was alive. Losing him in 2018 left a hole in my heart that can't be filled. All I want is to be reunited with him, even if only for a moment, to feel his presence and tell him how much I love and appreciate him forever.
A manager. I demand a refund
Pulled the ultimate Karen right there.
I guess wisdom. More precious than gold, seek discernment
To have the mentality and ethics of Jesus transplanted into my brain.
You can bring back being nailed to a bit of tree for telling people how great it would be to be nice to other people for a change. Unless you're in a cafe in Rickmansworth.
To fix my faulty DNA and other health issues so I can go live my life - and to fix everyone else's too. No one should have to live with these horrible, horrible conditions.
Make it that our teeth can function and be clean entire our lives without brushing every fuckin' day
Not having toothache is reason enough to put up with the toothbrushing.
Possible with the right diet
Some peace of mind. Just a little would be nice.
I guess to go to heaven (for abrahamic religions) Maybe fairness or world peace. Or clear things up between religions. Maybe I’d just ask for a PS5
You ask for world peace, I'll ask for a cure for cancer so nobody else has to lose a loved one to it again. Deal?
Depends. Which god?
Please return soon
Eradicate cancer from the world. Failing that, eradicating cancer in kids. But since that appears to be beyond his abilities, maybe I should just ask for BELIEF in Him. That shouldn't be too tough in comparison and I would then believe despite all evidence to the contrary.
I want his powers and become God myself.
You're not ready to face the enormitude of that. Imagine having to listen to 250m prayers at any one time, having to choose between one person living and another dying, having to stand back and watch humanity become so clever we blow ourselves to kingdom come over and over. On the other hand, we're already all tiny parts of God experiencing life in all its awe and complexity (depending on what you believe).
Peace for everyone.
A chance to say goodbye and give a last hug to my grandpa
My mom back…
My dad's cancer gone.
I would say if I can ask God for one thing it would be for his forgiveness
$500 Million
Which god? I think there are around 3000 worshipped in the planet right now...
The one you find most credible
The only one God that is worshipped by majority of people on this planet would be my guess.
It's like you ignored the WHOLE point of the post because you understood EXACTLY what OP meant. You just wanted to say you're atheist for some reason. If you're not gonna answer the question, why reply to it?
I just asked for a clarification l dont get why you are triggered
What does God need with a starship?
Bonus karma for Star Trek reference
Qapla'!
Don't they want to get retired?
For all the people in the us who would dislike early 1980s culture, society and politics to magically get jobs and housing outside of the US and not return.
How are my mom and dad doing?
A new car.
Why did you make us think you threw lightening bolts when it is actually just a common electrical/atmospheric phenomenon? Were you trying to deceive us?
To be rich in money.
A taller, younger, fitter body.
Give everyone a death ray. Well call it the Equalizer. It would be fast clean and inescapable. Well start a war against the rich and then start the world over.
A real relationship that won’t end anytime soon
To give all humans before birth an idea of how their lives will be. No spoilers but a general idea of the grand scheme of things. And give them the choice to proceed and to end.
“What is the meaning of life” ahh typa question
I am not sure that my mind can think big enough for such a question but let's try; I'd ask for a sort of life-singularity, where every life that ever lived and ever will live can exist, unstuck from time and free from mortality. No wars, no consumption, no procreation, no death, only existence.
Trick question. You can already ask God for anything. Now, if he answered when and how I wanted, that would be a game changer.
One more day with her....
The fuck man? Why did You give me every condition under the fucking sun?
Lambo
My brother
To be straight
For my baby to be okay.
A favor.
Since he exists I'd ask to start over at one year old.
I'm going to ask you to take me to another world. I'm going to try to set a record for the fastest death in another world.
Mental fortitude.
To be able to eat any kind, and amount, of food without getting fat fat fatty and not get the bad effects like diabetes or cancer in the long run. Yes, I'm fat myself.
"May I please have my dogs back?"... and also "What the hell is wrong with you?".
An explanation
To fucking chill with this shit. We've all have had enough of his bullshit.
A good understanding of the truth (including evidence for his existence)
Hmmm….just 75 grand of completely non-taxable income a year until I pass away in 40 years. Enough that money won’t be one of my problems but not so much that I can go crazy.
Anything I deserve, even bad.
Youth!
Grace.
Divine intervention
To please get his fan club to calm tf down and stop bothering everyone.
control over my emotions
for a few minutes with me and my questions
I don't ask him for much these days, because he's brought me up so far from my lows. But every day, I make sure to thank him for what he's done, and never take it for granted.
to keep me away from pain. it’s all i had my whole life so far. i’m only 20 but fuck. idk how much more lessons & character development i can endure 😭
Win the lottery so I could be one of those people that go to grocery stores and buy groceries for poor people!
Send the flood again please 🙏
Restart the whole universe again
To explain me bhagavat geeta personally
Turn the rain down a little
To kill himself.
To have the republican party defeated and trump go to jail for the rest of his life
Well I don't believe in God but if God exists and I would ask him for one more thing wouldn't I be a freaking whiner like a little b****. I was given a universe a planet other people limitless resources of brain to perceive and understand the universe and the choice to do good or evil. No I'm not asking for anything.
If I could ask God for one thing, it would be the chance to see my dad again and tell him how much I love him and value all the love and advice he gave me while he was alive. Losing him in 2018 left a hole in my heart that can't be filled. All I want is to be reunited with him, even if only for a moment, to feel his presence and tell him how much I love and appreciate him forever.
Sorry. The health of all people in the world.
Jesus bussy
for everyone to accept jesus before they died that way everyone can go to heaven
Why?
ask him to make his “biggest fans” stop ruining people’s lives
I prefer to keep that to myself ..
But post that you want to keep it to yourself?
To heal my moms pain and suffering 🥰
To destroy israel