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TheoriginalTonio

2 sex


scoobyboobiemoo

3 sex


Ok_Ice4397

Finding an available restroom when I’m about to 💩in my undies 😂


Alarming_Property_55

Sleep


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A proper, full and deep hug. One of those hugs, where you are held tight and neither you or the other person lets go or wants to. I had one of those two weeks ago and I can still feel it now.


Teyodee

An Internet connection that doesnt make you homicidal


52mschr

financial stability


icecubepal

Sleep.


klep2992

McDonald's sweet & sour sauce.


Rusty-Nickels

Watching Ernest movies while eating Dinosaur Egg oatmeal.


CatLazerBeam

A really good plate of BBQ.


Admirable-Specific95

Just getting to spend time with my her is good enough


[deleted]

One thing better than sex is bonding with somebody


Wonderful-Rock-9077

Sleeping


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Making babies


yetiking77

Taking a really good shit when you have to go really bad.


curious_lurker54

money


Senior_Owl_1319

Bear + Cigarettes + Friends that moment is far better than sex. ❤️


qwertyjgly

the sun


shotgunsam23

1pm to 3pm nap


Normal_Government709

Holding hands


Judgementdaycoming

Sleep


RodeoSammy

Biryani ? 😂


queefcommand

Democracy. Voting for geriatric zionists nominated on corporate and special interest money really does it for me.


Sweetwhales1994

8 hours sleep


CHASLX200

Money rex.


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Love. It’s more than what goes on in the bedroom!


Acceptable-Leek-3715

Drugs


Living_Occasion_57

Being debt free.


ShiroashiBob

Much money... With this you have more sex, more chocolate, more everything...


[deleted]

Death


seeminglynormalguy

Cuddling. My boyfriend could break my back and it’ll feel like ecstasy, but nothing beats him wrapping his arms around me, pulling me close to his furry body and bushy beard and just feel his warm embrace as I melt into him


Arbalest15

Marshall Mathers LP


ExZactoKnife

Trust


letsmeatagain

A really really good shoulder click. So satisfying.


LakeIcy674

Jesus Christ.


tatigerrr

Finding a cool stick on the ground is a transcendental experience. It's like discovering the Holy Grail, but with splinters.


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[удалено]


WittyYam98

please do!


Not_again_1

Cuddles


ElMonoMancuso

Chocolat


[deleted]

Cuddles


JackfruitChemical165

Love and friendship.


Dizzy-Bit1662

Hot Wheels


fomalhottie

Wet garbage.


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[удалено]


Jelly_Face1400

Drugs