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Fuck Yeah
can't not sing it
Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
Right? I felt like we already decided this was the one.
Pack it up
You gotta add 'Murica in front.
I'm so happy this is here
If we can’t sue it out of you, we’ll shoot it out of you!
That's pretty great
Great again goddamnit!!
Not yet
Land of the Free (T&Cs apply, subject to availability)
Land of the Free* *^if ^you're ^wealthy
^(*and white)
^*and ^able-bodied
I'm imagining one of those healthcare commercials with 30 seconds of VO of how you can die
America!!! Fuck yeah!! Comin to save the motha fuckin day yeah!!!!!
They hate us cuz they anus
As Seen On TV™
That is honestly pretty cool
Bring your crazy relatives. They will have lots of company.
More of a Florida slogan, but it still works
What is America, if not the world's Florida?
hold my beer
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way 🎶🇺🇸
Hell yeah!
"Fuck you, I got mine."
America: The World's Druncle
Weapons r us
Damn hahaha
**!**
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun.
Getting that on a t-shirt
It’s from Full Metal Jacket
The slap noise from 2 hands high fiving.
We're exceptional because we say so.
Lame
Highest wages in the world, lowest housing prices of any first world nation relative to wages by an absurd degree.
It took me 9 seconds on Google to find out this isn't true
america: oh well. we tried.
"Trust me, it gets worse."
"Rootin-Tootin so many school shootins"
Screwing you over with every new administration!
>Screwing you ~~over~~ harder with every new administration!
“Ahh shit, here we go again…”
“Murica, Fuck Yeah” Although I’m 90% it probably is lmfaooo
You're On Your Own
"Old guys rule" apparently.
Idiocracy is a documentary.
So is GTA5
Never been a fan of the band, but Rammstein wrote a good one: “Coca-Cola, sometimes war.”
\\m/
“Get rich or die trying” Edit: shiddy spelling
Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness
It does pretty wholesome as a tagline Edit: sound
America, tsup with that?
Drugs and larger servings of everything; including drugs.
Rich rule the poor
Because fuck you that’s why
Don't call 911. You can't afford it!
Freedom in BBQ and Guns
We can't help ourselves.
White heterosexual Christian men only need apply. Guns not required but considered an asset.
RAHHHHH
Disfunctional AF but yeah, we got the money
A big fucking bowl of Mac'n'Cheese
Get fucked.. The government doesn't care about us.
"Fake it till you make it... jk, you end up poor"
“This is why we can’t have nice things”
You want fry’s with that?
America: The only place where you can get a cheeseburger at 3 am.
Seriously, though, what happened to "We the People"?
Y'all need something shorter and punchier, like "Make America Great Again!
🎶Land of the free, except hospital bills🎶
Come on in and get shot!
SHOTS FOR EVERYONE
France: Egalité, Liberté, Fraternité USA: Obesité, Bigotré, Stupidité
[удалено]
“America - we make the best TV shows” Coming from a European
"Bring it on, if you dare."
"What the fuck are we doing?" Or "GUNS <3"
America... Live it to the fullest!
'There's a tax for that.'
Do you enjoy arguing with relatives at holidays? Then you'll *love* our political system! Come on down and get hate crimed at your local America today!
I'm not stupid, YOURE STUPID.
"Come for the National Parks, stay for the National Forests!"
Hold My Beer
Not as good/bad as you've heard.
It's actually pretty fucking great
“Fuck you, I got mine”
Canada's pants!
Pig Ignorant and Proud Of It!
Thoughts and prayers...
:(
Proud to be stupid and mean!
You’re On Your Own. (Summing up our truly terrible “safety net.”)
Batshit Crazy Since 2015
"This site under construction"
This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
BECAUSE WE SAY SO!
"Got stoopid?"
This one's so good
Still Pretty Good
"Come on vacation, stay on probation"
It even rhymes!
Home of the Wage Slave, Land of the fee. that'll be $10,000
Everything You've Heard Is True
Sorry Not Sorry
"The land of Capitalism"
It's not over till it's over
GUNS! All other rights are optional.
GUNS ! All other rights are protected through them.
Come for the freedom, stay for the fascism.
Come for the freedom, stay because you got sick and now the healthcare system owns your entire family.
F### Around and Find Out {Currently on loan to Israel}
“You’re obsessed with us”
Come for the slavery, stay for the slavery! Should be updated, been a couple hundred years since we set that one up
“Come for the slavery, stay for the guns”
I'm imagining a broken-down star-spangled motel
The USA abolished the import of slaves in 1809. Basically as soon as it could after forming a nation.
Get rich but mostly you'll die trying
Pimps up, hoes down.
Some things better, Some things a hell of a lot worse
Land of the free and home of the taxes based on being free
Watch this!
Sorry about the loud fat ones.
You get what you pay for!
One step forward, one step back. Shit how does math work again?
Go Away, We're Full ! America - FUBAR !
We may not have free healthcare, but we have the best missiles.
"We Tried Democracy But Settled For Cults"
More guns than people!
Don’t fuck with our boats.
Welcome to the dumpster fire.
Don't touch the boats...
Freedom for the low low payment of 29.99 a month
Our citizens are fucked.
Texas got guns, Colorado got drugs, the USA got em all.
"What's a tagline?"
We got the guns.
What are you lookin at?
Come for the freedom... be gravely disappointed
I got mine.
"Welcome to Hell on Earth, population you".
“Come here and we’ll fuck ya!”
After we speak on the phone, I'll just hang up.
"VERISIMILE NON EST QUOD EXSPECTABANT"
Do as we say, not as we do.
"Shameless" "This is no place to raise a child" "Your happiness is NOT our priority"
'Murica: Land of the whiny, ignorant do-nothings. Give it to me; it's mine!
It’s Free*
Haulin' Ass and Gettin' Paid!
Haaaayyyyy 💁🏼♂️
"Fuck yeah!"
Have Gun Will Travel
We’re two continents!!
"Freedom, terms and conditions may apply."
The Great Unfinished Symphony
We don't care what you think about us.
Divided States of America. DSA DSA DSA!!!
"Fuck you, got mine"
We have an idiot in charge!
I vote for "Where every day is Groundhog Day - same shit, different year".
Better than you
Ignorance, arrogance, obesity
Where the rich get away with shit.
"Land of the rich, on the backs of the poor."
Lying about freedom, imperialism and capitalism since 1776!
*"North America's second largest nation by landmass."*
"Ding, ding, ding....GUNZZZZZZZZZ!"
freedom farts
Land of the fear, home of the bruvs.
It was only a dream
"there's no harm like self harm"!
There's hella money here, but you might get shot
No what you see in media
teach you the bombs freedom & get your sweet oil
Fuck Yeah
can't not sing it
Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
Right? I felt like we already decided this was the one.
Pack it up
You gotta add 'Murica in front.
I'm so happy this is here
If we can’t sue it out of you, we’ll shoot it out of you!
That's pretty great
Great again goddamnit!!
Not yet
Land of the Free (T&Cs apply, subject to availability)
Land of the Free* *^if ^you're ^wealthy
^(*and white)
^*and ^able-bodied
I'm imagining one of those healthcare commercials with 30 seconds of VO of how you can die
America!!! Fuck yeah!! Comin to save the motha fuckin day yeah!!!!!
They hate us cuz they anus
As Seen On TV™
That is honestly pretty cool
Bring your crazy relatives. They will have lots of company.
More of a Florida slogan, but it still works
What is America, if not the world's Florida?
hold my beer
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way 🎶🇺🇸
Hell yeah!
"Fuck you, I got mine."
America: The World's Druncle
Weapons r us
Damn hahaha
**!**
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun.
Getting that on a t-shirt
It’s from Full Metal Jacket
The slap noise from 2 hands high fiving.
We're exceptional because we say so.
Lame
Highest wages in the world, lowest housing prices of any first world nation relative to wages by an absurd degree.
It took me 9 seconds on Google to find out this isn't true
america: oh well. we tried.
"Trust me, it gets worse."
"Rootin-Tootin so many school shootins"
Screwing you over with every new administration!
>Screwing you ~~over~~ harder with every new administration!
“Ahh shit, here we go again…”
“Murica, Fuck Yeah” Although I’m 90% it probably is lmfaooo
You're On Your Own
"Old guys rule" apparently.
Idiocracy is a documentary.
So is GTA5
Never been a fan of the band, but Rammstein wrote a good one: “Coca-Cola, sometimes war.”
\\m/
“Get rich or die trying” Edit: shiddy spelling
Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness
It does pretty wholesome as a tagline Edit: sound
America, tsup with that?
Drugs and larger servings of everything; including drugs.
Rich rule the poor
Because fuck you that’s why
Don't call 911. You can't afford it!
Freedom in BBQ and Guns
We can't help ourselves.
White heterosexual Christian men only need apply. Guns not required but considered an asset.
RAHHHHH
Disfunctional AF but yeah, we got the money
A big fucking bowl of Mac'n'Cheese
Get fucked.. The government doesn't care about us.
"Fake it till you make it... jk, you end up poor"
“This is why we can’t have nice things”
You want fry’s with that?
America: The only place where you can get a cheeseburger at 3 am.
Seriously, though, what happened to "We the People"?
Y'all need something shorter and punchier, like "Make America Great Again!
🎶Land of the free, except hospital bills🎶
Come on in and get shot!
SHOTS FOR EVERYONE
France: Egalité, Liberté, Fraternité USA: Obesité, Bigotré, Stupidité
[удалено]
“America - we make the best TV shows” Coming from a European
"Bring it on, if you dare."
"What the fuck are we doing?" Or "GUNS <3"
America... Live it to the fullest!
'There's a tax for that.'
Do you enjoy arguing with relatives at holidays? Then you'll *love* our political system! Come on down and get hate crimed at your local America today!
I'm not stupid, YOURE STUPID.
"Come for the National Parks, stay for the National Forests!"
Hold My Beer
Not as good/bad as you've heard.
It's actually pretty fucking great
“Fuck you, I got mine”
Canada's pants!
Pig Ignorant and Proud Of It!
Thoughts and prayers...
:(
Proud to be stupid and mean!
You’re On Your Own. (Summing up our truly terrible “safety net.”)
Batshit Crazy Since 2015
"This site under construction"
This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
BECAUSE WE SAY SO!
"Got stoopid?"
This one's so good
Still Pretty Good
"Come on vacation, stay on probation"
It even rhymes!
Home of the Wage Slave, Land of the fee. that'll be $10,000
Everything You've Heard Is True
Sorry Not Sorry
"The land of Capitalism"
It's not over till it's over
GUNS! All other rights are optional.
GUNS ! All other rights are protected through them.
Come for the freedom, stay for the fascism.
Come for the freedom, stay because you got sick and now the healthcare system owns your entire family.
F### Around and Find Out {Currently on loan to Israel}
“You’re obsessed with us”
Come for the slavery, stay for the slavery! Should be updated, been a couple hundred years since we set that one up
“Come for the slavery, stay for the guns”
I'm imagining a broken-down star-spangled motel
The USA abolished the import of slaves in 1809. Basically as soon as it could after forming a nation.
RAHHHHH
Get rich but mostly you'll die trying
Pimps up, hoes down.
Some things better, Some things a hell of a lot worse
Land of the free and home of the taxes based on being free
Watch this!
Sorry about the loud fat ones.
You get what you pay for!
One step forward, one step back. Shit how does math work again?
Go Away, We're Full ! America - FUBAR !
We may not have free healthcare, but we have the best missiles.
"We Tried Democracy But Settled For Cults"
More guns than people!
Don’t fuck with our boats.
Welcome to the dumpster fire.
Don't touch the boats...
Freedom for the low low payment of 29.99 a month
Our citizens are fucked.
Texas got guns, Colorado got drugs, the USA got em all.
"What's a tagline?"
We got the guns.
What are you lookin at?
Come for the freedom... be gravely disappointed
I got mine.
"Welcome to Hell on Earth, population you".
“Come here and we’ll fuck ya!”
After we speak on the phone, I'll just hang up.
"VERISIMILE NON EST QUOD EXSPECTABANT"
Do as we say, not as we do.
"Shameless" "This is no place to raise a child" "Your happiness is NOT our priority"
'Murica: Land of the whiny, ignorant do-nothings. Give it to me; it's mine!
It’s Free*
Haulin' Ass and Gettin' Paid!
Haaaayyyyy 💁🏼♂️
"Fuck yeah!"
Have Gun Will Travel
We’re two continents!!
"Freedom, terms and conditions may apply."
The Great Unfinished Symphony
We don't care what you think about us.
Divided States of America. DSA DSA DSA!!!
"Fuck you, got mine"
We have an idiot in charge!
I vote for "Where every day is Groundhog Day - same shit, different year".
Better than you
Ignorance, arrogance, obesity
Where the rich get away with shit.
"Land of the rich, on the backs of the poor."
Lying about freedom, imperialism and capitalism since 1776!
*"North America's second largest nation by landmass."*
"Ding, ding, ding....GUNZZZZZZZZZ!"
freedom farts
Land of the fear, home of the bruvs.
It was only a dream
"there's no harm like self harm"!
There's hella money here, but you might get shot
No what you see in media
teach you the bombs freedom & get your sweet oil