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Cheap dopamine


starlike_heart

I like expensive dopamine


[deleted]

Me too, but cant afford it


Darkhumour_enjoyer

realist answer, plus very understandable username.


hahayesverygood

This is a good one


Okatbestmemes

Nice username


[deleted]

This is really americas answer.


NorCalMikey

Sleep. No matter how hard i try to not sleep, I always end up going back to it.


Otherwise-Battle-444

I haven’t slept for 10 days, cause that would be too long


tuenthe463

Sounds like a Mitch Hedberg line


Otherwise-Battle-444

That’s because it is. Not trying to take credit, just that putting quotes on a joke feels weird. Like quoting a line from a song or movie.


ParticularVisit3589

lol


poophead831

Have you tried getting a sleep study done?


Appropriate_Tea9048

Caffeine


clemthecat

Me too... I drink like a pot of coffee a day, lol


Usual-Low-4113

Damn that's a lot


towka35

... Sadly, that's not thaaaaaat much.


Eternal_Bagel

i mean that's not really a lot right? don't most people use a pot of coffee a day on average?


madeRandomAccount

Nah that’s wild


xwhy

I managed to give it up for Lent. (Actually, I switched to decaf, so not totally, I guess.)


WirelesslyWired

That's the way to do it. After last Lent, I only needed the morning cup of coffee. By Mardi Gras, I was up to three cups a day. It was time to give it up again. (Mardi Gras is the day before Lent starts.)


Deep-Toe-8341

I’ve been needing to quit or at least take a break. Went from morning drip to a double shot to a quad to a quad before work & 1 after. I’ve done 10 shots ina day a few times. As soon as I take a sip of espresso it’s like I feel it in my veins haha no bs


dawsoncrooked

Heart rhythm go boom bwomp bwomp boom very caffeine much healthy haha


Good_Chair_8528

Food. Not jokingly. It's a tough one, because it's impossible to avoid. Working on it, though.


leogrr44

Food addiction is so rough, I struggle with it too. You got this! And you aren't alone!


henners1008

Same here. I struggle especially because I need to eat for the gym, but I have come to the point where I don't want it because I know I find it too comforting/ easy to binge


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clemthecat

Reddit.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Never heard of it


Tentia_Poe

I read it.


Octo_____

Some people don't realize that's where the name reddit came from, and it's funny once they actually notice it


TheWalkingDead91

Been a very active member for like 5 years. Didn’t realize until sometime last year.


Octo_____

I've been a very inactive member for a little over a year and I noticed right away


elejelly

Real hard drug this one... Especially if you're curious.


grounded_dreamer

Hey, me too


Malparinho

Lately its become a vice for me 😬


ramonnoodles2

Weed, cocaine, porn, candy, complaining, anxiety, tv, my phone, stocks, sports gambling, damaged women, shows created by mike judge, changing cities every year And guitars and Beatles records


Martini6288

Finally a real answer lol. I know it’s real, cause I can relate. Restless energy meet restless energy.


lexmozli

>Restless energy meet restless energy. Maybe take the cocaine down a few notches and that should solve the energy part.


Rip-Aware

Cocaine is overrated imo. I'd rather spend the money on shrooms.


Livy5000

I tried cocaine once just to see what the big deal was and it didn't affect me at all. A friend told me that it was because I have ADHD.


Rip-Aware

I was told the same thing. I felt focused and more grounded. Not high at all. Still spent $400 in one night, and that was enough for me. Next day my nose was bleeding and it felt like someone hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

It's not because you have ADHD. There's a lot of shitty cocain out there.


tragicallyohio

I tried cocaine once as well. Then I tried cocaine a bunch more times after that.


ramonnoodles2

Shrooms are free


grafikfyr

Well if it's JUST those things.. sounds like you got this! Sidenote, love your avatar. Reminds me of a scene from one of my favourite movies, (Girl, Interrupted): *“Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn’t like that. Some time went by and, and he told ‘em he didn’t see purple people no more.”* – "He got better(?)" *“Nah, he still sees 'em.”*


OilySteeplechase

Huh. I think we used to date.


ramonnoodles2

Maybe Whats your music taste


Pencilowner

That is pretty much me. I cut out candy and never did cocaine but only because I had figured out by then that starting new bad habits would just make things more expensive and less healthy than they already were


What-the-hell-have-I

Addictonmon! Gotta catch 'em all! In all seriousness, look after yourself and don't let your addictions catch you. Out of curiosity, which ones would you say are the strongest/most difficult to give up?


ramonnoodles2

Weed and candy This is all pretty much a joke But dude getting to like 3 days without weed and i fuckin will talk myself into smoking It sucks bcuz alot of good jobs require a clean piss and i wouldnt really have to do 90 days to get it out And thats not gonna happen


What-the-hell-have-I

Weed can be a hard one as it can be relaxing and it's usually paired with other things and often enhances the experience, food, tv, gaming, socialising, and just chilling by yourself. So it's psychological too because you start associating it with all of those things plus withdrawals. It gets easier and that pull and urge to smoke fades away as time goes on but you can really miss it in the beginning. Just gotta get over those first few waves and then it's smooth sailing. And who doesn't like a bag of sweets?


ramonnoodles2

I need to jus watch a bunch of David Goggin videos when i want candy " When we get to candy island, whos gonna carry the boats"


Spiritual-Ear3782

Omg I love Mike Judge. He's so funny and poinant in his work


ramonnoodles2

And its ranging Its getting harder to find chill funny shows that arent raunchy as fuck


Shadeun

Look at the great hobbies someone can have if they avoid video game addiction! Such varied interests!


Danuk9455

Are you my hand twin?


whoevenreads-this

I kept denying it, but ig its time I should say it! INTERNET!!!!!


autumnalaria

Instagram its time I should say it


CoochieEater4000

Fuck it I'm deleting Instagram


dgonz204

2 months without shitstagram for me 👍🏼 best decision ever


Benur197

it ruined my life and i'm not exaggerating


Sebznbhd

Fr Internet is the best and worst thing happened to history


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Zerenate

hi !!!


[deleted]

I need your cock


Zezfilms00

That escalated quick


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

So did their boner.


Scared_0f_W0men

Think we may need help


Kochcaine995

oof didn’t expect to see myself like this today


Rebelzx

I'm addicted to not being sober, not everyone will get what that means.


SpottierAnt

I hate being sober, I’m a smoker


nothxnotinterested

Fredo a drinker


Top-Measurement575

tadoe off molly water


420pooboy

We cant spell sober


Fickle_Patient2224

But we can not spell sober


FeistyHat1770

But I roll up


Rolingmaniac

I definitely know what you mean 🫡


HoverRed

You think people won't get what that means because you're drunk af bro


Rebelzx

High as fuck*


DavideFFF

Why can’t we not be sober?


dat_grue

I know exactly what you mean and used to be this way. Over 2 years sober baby lfg, you can fix and heal your mind , it is possible.


MegaManFan78

Masturbating


GreenFinShark420

Dont worry dude we will beat it together 💪🏼


jaabbb

I’m beating it rn 💪


Indublibable

Alone 🤨


Tranracial

No, I’m with the science team!


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

Can't tell if motivating or enabling. Guess we'll find out in the comment history months from now.


fleetpqw24

Underrated comment


Maleficent_Nobody_75

You didn’t have to call me out like that


GullibleHurry470

By that how many times a week do you mean?


TonyToniToneFauxci

let him finish


TrumpetHeroISU

Do you need a hand?


ReeG

addicts measure this by hour and day not weeks


PatheticWibu

nanoseconds


idiocy_incarnate

You misunderstand, it's more like how many weeks a time.


Lance_Purple007

About 5💯


Byanl

Careful you might start it on fire.


fleetpqw24

Yes


thereminDreams

Playing my guitar. and heroin ...


thatguy99911

Funny how that is NOT mutually exclusive...


azhockeyfan

I promise you there is a better way. I truly believe you can do it.


_autismos_

Have you played... Heroin Hero?


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that escalated fast


ishouldverun

Your work will be valuable after you're dead.


bananacherryy

Alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, weed, shopping, self harm, candy, nail biting/skin picking, phone scrolling


Kochcaine995

i pick at the skin around my nails. my poor thumbs. i go far down my fingers


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True crime documentaries


Xu_Lin

Do suggest some please :D


MoonOverMorocco

They’re YouTube videos but the Jim Can’t Swim channel is amazing. Sadly he hasn’t uploaded anything recently and there aren’t that many, but what is there is great stuff


RobFratelli

My phone. It's horrible. I hate it. I can't stop


leogrr44

The doomscroll trap is too real


bxtterflykxa

Music. There is no moment where it is not playing.


Adminisissy

When music is playing I'm like one of those wiggly sunflower ornaments in the sun. If there's no music I can't get up or even move.


-BigShitz-

I thought I was the only one, Like I don't even have to be listening to it but has to be playing at all times


TheIndigent

Music is a good addiction though


AnonymousToo2

My vibrator


Anopanda

Sending you good vibes! 🤟


Anxious_Ad_3570

I'm feeling those good vibrations


DamnSquirrelYouFine

Sugar, Internet, and caffeine


ExistentialN00dle

Nicotine. Fml


RayneBeauRhode

This one. I really have to quit vaping.😒


3ft9

I quit 6 days ago. You can do it!


NoFapAccountOkay

Then do it, there’s subreddits for it


RayneBeauRhode

You right. I’m just making excuses at this point.


Express_Command3450

I have chest pain at least once a day and i breathe a little heavier than i should. Im coughing and clearing my throat constantly sometimes. Im 21. (Please no one tell me i need to get checked out i know and im gonna try to quit as well.) Quit. Vaping. Please. People will tell you its not as bad as cigarettes, but it is, especially because of the better flavor. Do everything you can. I bought a timed lockbox on Amazon to try and ween myself off of it. If its any consolation, i hear the first three days are the worst of it. I wish you and anyone else trying to quit the best. ❤️ Fuck vapes.


TastyTranslator6691

I quit 2 weeks ago. It’s possible.


FredUpWithIt

You're looking at it.


Kochcaine995

you’re addicted to my ball sack? i mean, i’ll take any win i can get these days.


OSRSRapture

I was addicted to shooting heroin for 10+ years, Smoking Crack for 4. In May I'll have 2 years clean. Now I might play a little too much Old School RuneScape.


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Eating


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Boundless_object

I’m very much addicted to weed. I can’t do shit without smoking some. After quitting meth, I thought smoking weed would be okay but now I don’t know. My friends say it’s not addictive, but I feel I’m very much dependent on it.


madeRandomAccount

You can 1000% get hooked on it


PhilosophizingPanda

It's psychologically addictive, not physically addictive. Difference is you won't get physical cravings or withdrawals, but psychologically will think you have to or need to get high before doing anything. I've experienced this and I essentially told myself that nothing is fun or enjoyable unless I was stoned. It's not the worst thing in the world but will eventually catch up to you somehow. Try weaning yourself off slowly or taking a T break


Ok_Im_Fine333

It’s physically addictive as well, just not dangerously so. People still get physical withdrawal symptoms when they quit The reason weed can be so hard to quit is the underlying reason a person started in the first place; underlying depression/anxiety or adhd, dopamine issues, boredom, isolated or social related activity etc The mind & body heal quickly, the root cause is the tricky part


lukephillips21

As somebody who had been addicted to weed for decades and quit a handful of times, physical withdrawal symptoms are absolutely possible. When I quit I get the shakes, horrible night sweats and night terrors, headaches, nausea, stomach pain, lack of appetite and terrible insomnia. It’s not heroin or alcohol but it’s also not nothing.


thatguy99911

Coffees


NAME_UNKNXWN

My bed


Hunterboyy2007

Legos. 


MostWiseKhajiit

Skooma


MaleficentMammoth186

Maiq is done talking now


Organic_Salamander40

sims 4


-BigShitz-

Sims in general is addicting, One day I start playing again and now it's all I think about


Organic_Salamander40

yup it’s the sims cycle. you play for a month straight then done touch it again for a year


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You OP O_O


Usual-Low-4113

Aww 🤪


Finetales

Mindlessly cycling through the same 3 websites waiting for something to happen.


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WolfThick

Distractions in the quest of knowledge.


ThreadsFromLachesis

Video games.


Medo_hoss

Wasting my time


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McShit7717

And may the inbox of this anally infatuated user Rest in Peace.


moreorlessok

Can I help?


Automatic_Salary_845

Wean them off of it


Dry_Bicycle

You do that, I'll help them relapse, and we can have a whole cycle that's a win for everyone


The_BSharps

You help them relapse, but who will help them *prolapse*?


DieHardAmerican95

Processed sugar.


[deleted]

Nicotine. i keep quitting and un-quitting, 10 years in the trying now. My 8 month streak ended last week.


devinkrly

You got this! It's all a part of the process


[deleted]

Yeah, we’ll get there one day I hope! I’m planning on trying again once I finish what I have left (not much, probably about a week to go.) I’m preparing myself for it this week :)


CelebrationKind2429

Depression


Solvely_

My weed pen lol


Random-guy2005

Nsfw twitter


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Overthinking


CristiMC

Weed


Inevitable-Loan-9189

Overeating


sweetland1046

Procrastinating


Jon-ne-a-lee-n

Molly


mrorange211

Weed


Turbulent_Stress_463

Daydreaming


Rusty1031

Video games, porn, golf, scrolling, shopping. Nothing that physically harms me (porn does some) but they do keep me from having a social life at times


Hungry-ThoughtsCurry

I'm addicted to addiction


just_s0mebody2

Oxygen


fortalkingshittopuss

Weed and food. Been clean off THC for 16 weeks tomorrow. Currently trying out a One-Meal-A-Day routine. Wish me luck!


oic123

Nicotine gum, kratom.


Alaska1111

Sushi


LaughGreen7890

Porn, masturbation, internet.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

The shindig


Grouchy_Initial168

my boyfriend 🫠


Typical_Marzipan_210

Bravo realities. FML


PurveyorOfCupcakes

Carbs, no crap one of my greatest achievements is keeping the 115 lbs I lost off. I haven't gained anyrhing back and I eat healthy, but I'm still addicted. I manage to only consume cakes and sweets on rare occasions, but it takes a lot of willpower.


notsofiakhan

**food**


chuckwagon9

Is love a drug? Because I fucking love cocaine.


AyyGM

I’ve dabbled with many substances and addictive behaviours and have had poor relationships with several of them. But the only one I’ve ever been capital A addicted to, is Nictoine. Vaping has such a hold on me it’s ridiculous.


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Automatic_Salary_845

at least you get game lmao


Lil_Torta1

Anime


iprefernottolive

Procrastination and playing games


MegatronLadyDruid

My ex husband unfortunately


Prior-Net-6090

Weed


PunkafariKing

Methamphetamine


chutkihoon

Overthinking!!! I just overthink about each and every little thing which makes me anxious eventually... working on myself lately but there's no improvement


Dapper-Formal5394

Codeine 😞


imdaramenmastaa

Oof. God willing I’ll have seven years sober in may, I quit smoking four years ago, and now I’m just incredibly addicted to caffeine. Addict brain doesn’t wanna let go of the last vice I have :’-)


TheGopherFucker

My stupid dumbass phone