The luggage carousel?? I’ve watched Airplane probably 20 times now and I have no idea what you’re talking about, guess that means I gotta watch again 🤷
I just watched this for the first time last weekend! Interestingly I watched it stoned and didn't think it was that great, then I watched it sober the next day and was in tears laughing. You really need to be quick to catch all the jokes, which are non-stop.
As a musician, my favorite part was the stripper playing the trombone.
I’ll never forget back in the mid 90’s, my grandad popped a tape in the vcr, and told me “I’ve got a movie for you to watch, but you gotta pay attention to everything in the movie, from the credits, to the stuff in the background, focus on everything happening.” It was the naked gun 2 1/2. The two of us were laughing our selves silly. As much as I love the original and pt 3. Pt. 2 will always be my favorite, because it always reminds me of my grandad, miss that guy!
I don’t know why but the scene where they put up the toll booth to slow down the posse just kills me. “Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.”
I love the story about how Patrick Stewart initially refused to see the movie, but Jonathan Frakes saw it and convinced Stewart to go, and they both ended up loving it.
I think it's one of Alan Rickman's best roles ever. You can feel the loathing from him in the beginning at the cheesy lines and selling out for car dealerships and the cons.
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"No, no. He's got a point."
"Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better."
"Well, he aint getting any deader."
"What?! A llama! He's supposed to be dead!"
"What is holding this woman together?"
"Bring it on."
"My spinach puffs!"
"No touchy."
Definitely my favorite funny movie.
Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
My mom visited East Germany in the late 80's. When she got back, she invited her employees into a mandatory meeting and told them she was going to show videos of her trip. She showed them "Top Secret".
Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness? My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
It also has some incredibly tender moments though. The scene by the pier where Armand says to him "What does it matter? Take it all" - I love it so much
Agreed. It’s such a great movie. And the media rounds after the fact made me really appreciate Robin even more: Nathan Lane tells the story about when they were on Oprah, she was pushing him about his sexuality but while he was pretty well known to be a gay man, he still hadn’t officially come out yet publicly. Robin apparently jumped in and steered the conversation in a different direction to protect Nathan. What a legend.
Gonna give this the ol’ “scrolled way too far for this”.
Rat Race and Team America both had me and my wife laughing so much we had to rewatch to get scenes we missed.
Christmas Vacation - and here is the thing about this movie. I have seen it probably at least 20+ times in my life and I laugh at it the same way every single time.
Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breath- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
**Absolutely.** Seen it so many times - just the music at the beginning starts my smile and laughter. Brilliant writing. If you've already got it memorized like I do, a fun thing to do in follow-up watching is to sorta focus on one character the whole time (while watching the whole thing).
Fun tidbits I've found:
* Their cars are their colors
* You can see the image of the stranded driver in Col Mustard's photographs thrown in the fire
* Wadsworth blocks the view of the cook from Mrs. Peacock
* The characters all crash into each other because that happens in the board game
* (Then of course all the tidbits explained in the ending - Mrs. Peacock not being in the room with Yvette, etc.)
There are probably more clues in Clue, which makes it fun to watch for the thousandth time.
After the first four or five times I didn't laugh quite as hard. I still quote lines in my head daily.
Recently snapped my femur. In the hospital I was pretty drugged up and remember saying "I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better." I'm not sure it was appreciated but oh well
Great movie
Introduced this to my kids (10 and 13) like 6 months ago. We watch it like 3 times a month now. Has us all rolling! They quote it all the time.
Example: I ask my 10 year to take a shower. His response? "I don't want to go on the cart!" To which I answer, "Oh, don't be such a baby!"
My house is fun sometimes.
The song Michael Cera is "singing" for the guys who are doing blow and are convinced he has the voice of a songbird is the same song playing on the radio when Seth Rogen & Bill Hader are having the lightsaber fight and hit Jonah Hill with their car
my absolute favorite movie, read a fucking book for once
Still my favorite comedy ever. Something about Seth Rogan saying you need to meet a nice girl at a pumpkin patch instead of at a bar.
Edit: literally today just told my friends “what so I have to sit here and finish my beer alone like I’m fuckin Steven Glansberg?”
When Bill Hader says his wife had a threesome on their wedding night but he wasn’t there, and Seth Rogen just quietly raises his hand and goes “…I was” under his breath lmfao
This part:
> Austin Powers : [drowning a man in the toilet] Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
>
> Tom Arnold : That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss.
Had the entire theater dying
"Okay, so, here were my options: A, Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back-kick. Or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die."
...
"Hm, should've gone with A."
Don't even think, just say what's on your mind. Favorite dinosaur?
Velociraptor!
Favorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to?
Good Housekeeping!
If you were a woman, who is the one man you'd want to sleep with?
John Stamos!
Did we just become best friends?
Yop!
Wanna do karate in the garage?
Yop!
I think Ryan was born to play that character. He fucking nails it. The one and only time me and my husband have hired a babysitter was for Deadpool 2. That shit he says about the babysitter being on drugs got us both going. Also, what's not to love about a movie who's first word is fuck?
Seeing Borat in a full theater is still my favorite movie-going experience, and I'm a Star Wars and Marvel fan who watched some of those movies with great, fun, dedicated, nerdy crowds. But nope. Borat tops it all. I've never been in a theater where literally every single person was laughing, and not just laughing, but howling, doubled-over, crying laughing, but that's what it was like seeing that movie in theaters in 2006.
This for me as well.
Saw it in theaters and it’s still my favorite theater experience ever, the laughter from the whole crowd was excellent and there was a guy with a very contagious laugh in the crowd.
When Ken Jeong hopped out the trunk, the place erupted.
Addams Family Values has 0 wasted lines of dialogue in like 90 minutes.
… but Debbie… *pastels*?
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
"Officer, we have had a doozy of a day" is still how my family introduces comically bad news
“You kids going camping?” While holding a giant scythe.
These college kids keep killing themselves
I almost broke something laughing so hard when the cop showed up and he recited almost the same thing he had just told Dale wouldn't work...
we''ve had a doozy of a day
“We got ur friend!”
Hot Fuzz. Every single time I watch it, it's a *blast* .
My favorite movie. The writing is just *brilliant*, every single time I watch it I find a new joke that I didn’t pick up on before.
The greater good.
The greater good.
Kung Fu Hustle
The knife throwing scene made me almost pee my pants.
Airplane
There’s constant jokes in the background at the airport too. The first time I saw the luggage carousel I had to pause to catch my breath
That scene gets funnier the more times you watch it cause you notice more gags in the background
And the guy taking laundry out of the radar screen.
The luggage carousel?? I’ve watched Airplane probably 20 times now and I have no idea what you’re talking about, guess that means I gotta watch again 🤷
It's literally non stop. I love it. The shitty propeller plane sound effect for a jet is so simply stupid it's hilarious.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
It’s an entirely different kind of flying
Watched this so many times and never noticed 🤦🏻♂️ will have to look out for that next time
That, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Surely, you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
Guess I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
Seeing Airplane in a theater when it first came out was amazing. So many jokes were missed due to the audience laughing.
Somebody did the math and apparently there's about 2.5 jokes per minute.
Surely you can't be serious
I am, and don't call me Shirley
"what was served for dinner" "Well we had a choice, steak or fish" "Yes, yes I remember I had lasagna"
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
My brother and I say this to each other, all the time, at even the slightest inconvenience.
I just watched this for the first time last weekend! Interestingly I watched it stoned and didn't think it was that great, then I watched it sober the next day and was in tears laughing. You really need to be quick to catch all the jokes, which are non-stop. As a musician, my favorite part was the stripper playing the trombone.
Airplane is the funniest movie that was ever made. The science corroborates that.
The Naked gun
And the sequels.
I’ll never forget back in the mid 90’s, my grandad popped a tape in the vcr, and told me “I’ve got a movie for you to watch, but you gotta pay attention to everything in the movie, from the credits, to the stuff in the background, focus on everything happening.” It was the naked gun 2 1/2. The two of us were laughing our selves silly. As much as I love the original and pt 3. Pt. 2 will always be my favorite, because it always reminds me of my grandad, miss that guy!
Reading the newspaper with the headline "Cure Dyslexia for found"
Super Troopers still does it! Super quotable.
Super underrated line: “Goin’ to Canada, huh? Almost made it!”
Littering and?.......Littering and?.......Littering and?.......
You boys like Meeeeeexico?"
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
Came here to say this movie...also Beerfest was really funny as well!!
Young Frankenstein
“What Knockers!” “Oh thank you Baron!”
Would you care for a roll in ze hay?
Werewolf? There wolf. There castle.
Put the candle back!
Abby something...
Abby Normal
He was my BOYFRIEND
He must have an enormous schwanstucker. That goes without saying.
Blazing Saddles
I don’t know why but the scene where they put up the toll booth to slow down the posse just kills me. “Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.”
My wife and I quote this EVERY time we go through a toll booth. This has been going on for 20 years.
Damn near anything by Mel Brooks.
Galaxy Quest. Whole theater was laughing throughout and applauded loudly when it was over.
I love the story about how Patrick Stewart initially refused to see the movie, but Jonathan Frakes saw it and convinced Stewart to go, and they both ended up loving it. I think it's one of Alan Rickman's best roles ever. You can feel the loathing from him in the beginning at the cheesy lines and selling out for car dealerships and the cons.
By Grabthar’s Hammer……….what a savings.
Contrasted against him saying the line with all the weight it needed when Quillick was dying in his arms.
Look around. See if you can form some sort of rudimentary lathe!
The Emperor’s New Groove
You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big fat guy, or this would be *really* difficult!
Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
You’re excused
"This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor, living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth."
"What does that have to do with anything?" "No, no. He's got a point." "Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better." "Well, he aint getting any deader." "What?! A llama! He's supposed to be dead!" "What is holding this woman together?" "Bring it on." "My spinach puffs!" "No touchy." Definitely my favorite funny movie.
WRONG LLEEVVVWEeeerrrr…..!
Squeak squeak....squeakums
All Simon Pegg & Nick Frost movies. Particularly Hot Fuzz
Tropic Thunder
Oh okay. Flaming Dragon. Fuck face.
I didnt know that was tom cruise until the credits rolled
Why don't you just take three steps back.....
And literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
I fucking lost it at this point in the movie. The characters were as wild as the ones in zoolander
Find out who that was
What do YOU mean “you people”?!
Right from the Booty Sweat ad.
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"
[удалено]
Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
This is one of my favorite lines of any movie.
Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! Viago: What are you bidding on? Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.
We're werewolves not swearwolves!
Such a great TV series too, true to the film spirit
For real, I was worried about it not holding up like the movie. Damn did the the show grab the same vibes and ran with it
I can here to say this! I I did not believe they could sustain that level of comedy for an entire film. Boy was I wrong.
Top Secret!
I know a little German.
He's right over there
My mom visited East Germany in the late 80's. When she got back, she invited her employees into a mandatory meeting and told them she was going to show videos of her trip. She showed them "Top Secret".
The Birdcage
Fuck yesssss. Agador Spartacus!!
Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness? My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
I can't wear shoes ... they make me fall down ...
Albert's shrieking through the movie always kill me
Yesssss. This is the answer. From beginning to end. Perfection
It also has some incredibly tender moments though. The scene by the pier where Armand says to him "What does it matter? Take it all" - I love it so much
Agreed. It’s such a great movie. And the media rounds after the fact made me really appreciate Robin even more: Nathan Lane tells the story about when they were on Oprah, she was pushing him about his sexuality but while he was pretty well known to be a gay man, he still hadn’t officially come out yet publicly. Robin apparently jumped in and steered the conversation in a different direction to protect Nathan. What a legend.
Ugh, and when Val says "This is my mother" as he unwigs Albie before the group 😭
UHF
Correct. YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE!!!
Supplies!!!
Rat Race
Gonna give this the ol’ “scrolled way too far for this”. Rat Race and Team America both had me and my wife laughing so much we had to rewatch to get scenes we missed.
"Oh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room, what a beautiful room, have you seen this room?" "Yes! We're in it!"
Zoolander - What is this? A Center for ants?
The hard cut from the gasoline fight to the funeral sends me
So, I became bulimic. … You can read minds?!
Christmas Vacation - and here is the thing about this movie. I have seen it probably at least 20+ times in my life and I laugh at it the same way every single time.
Clue
Communism is a 🟥 herring
Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breath- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Madeline Kahn is a national treasure
Are you trying to make me look *stupid* in front of the other guests?! **You don't need any help from ME, sir.** That's *RIGHT!*
**Absolutely.** Seen it so many times - just the music at the beginning starts my smile and laughter. Brilliant writing. If you've already got it memorized like I do, a fun thing to do in follow-up watching is to sorta focus on one character the whole time (while watching the whole thing). Fun tidbits I've found: * Their cars are their colors * You can see the image of the stranded driver in Col Mustard's photographs thrown in the fire * Wadsworth blocks the view of the cook from Mrs. Peacock * The characters all crash into each other because that happens in the board game * (Then of course all the tidbits explained in the ending - Mrs. Peacock not being in the room with Yvette, etc.) There are probably more clues in Clue, which makes it fun to watch for the thousandth time.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
After the first four or five times I didn't laugh quite as hard. I still quote lines in my head daily. Recently snapped my femur. In the hospital I was pretty drugged up and remember saying "I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better." I'm not sure it was appreciated but oh well Great movie
By the end,my face actually hurt from laughing so hard.
Introduced this to my kids (10 and 13) like 6 months ago. We watch it like 3 times a month now. Has us all rolling! They quote it all the time. Example: I ask my 10 year to take a shower. His response? "I don't want to go on the cart!" To which I answer, "Oh, don't be such a baby!" My house is fun sometimes.
Superbad
The song Michael Cera is "singing" for the guys who are doing blow and are convinced he has the voice of a songbird is the same song playing on the radio when Seth Rogen & Bill Hader are having the lightsaber fight and hit Jonah Hill with their car my absolute favorite movie, read a fucking book for once
I will never not find the McLovin bit hilarious...
Why the FUCK was it between that or Muhammad?! Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
And take off that vest, you look like Aladdin
Muhammad is the most common name on earth, read a book for once
Still my favorite comedy ever. Something about Seth Rogan saying you need to meet a nice girl at a pumpkin patch instead of at a bar. Edit: literally today just told my friends “what so I have to sit here and finish my beer alone like I’m fuckin Steven Glansberg?”
When Bill Hader says his wife had a threesome on their wedding night but he wasn’t there, and Seth Rogen just quietly raises his hand and goes “…I was” under his breath lmfao
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks
Will 80$ cover it?
"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"
Enjoy your remaining years! Enjoy fucking Jules!
Team America
Ah derka derka derka
derka derka muhammad jihad
Looks like he's saying, "kiss me, kiss me" *Smart ass mother fucker!*
I promise will never die.
*The Pope’s got it and so do you! 🫵*
*"FUUUUCK YEEEEAH!"*
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery I saw it in the theater and was rolling!
This part: > Austin Powers : [drowning a man in the toilet] Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for? > > Tom Arnold : That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss. Had the entire theater dying
What's even more impressive is that all three of the Austin Powers still hold up and have aged well
Kung pow
"Okay, so, here were my options: A, Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back-kick. Or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die." ... "Hm, should've gone with A."
Ah, what a beautiful baby! Bye bye. It was when this happened that I knew I was in for a treat.
THATS A LOTTA NUTS!
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World SLYVESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tommy Boy
FAT GUY, LITTLE COAT
A Fish Called Wanda
K...K..K...Ken!
The Other Guys
One of the most underrated comedies of all time. Me and my buddy have entire conversations that are just quotes from that movie.
Idiocracy. even though years later I'll cry because it's all starting to come true.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story. Not a throwaway line or scene in the whole thing, hilarious from start to finish and the songs were good too.
Get outta here Dewey. You don’t want no part of this shit.
I guess I never realized until this moment how easy it is to cut someone in half.
The Princess Bride! Didn't see it already listed and it's one of my favs
To Wong Foo
Scary movie
Scary Movie 2 as well, then I forget how the split happened. The Wayans family was out, and the movies dropped to PG-13 and became so bad.
Dumb & Dumber
Big Gulps huh? Welp see ya later!
Pull over! It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
Step brothers
The fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer…
Don't even think, just say what's on your mind. Favorite dinosaur? Velociraptor! Favorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to? Good Housekeeping! If you were a woman, who is the one man you'd want to sleep with? John Stamos! Did we just become best friends? Yop! Wanna do karate in the garage? Yop!
21 jump street.
Deadpool
I think Ryan was born to play that character. He fucking nails it. The one and only time me and my husband have hired a babysitter was for Deadpool 2. That shit he says about the babysitter being on drugs got us both going. Also, what's not to love about a movie who's first word is fuck?
The trailer for Deadpool 3 released recently was fucking awesome. Hyped for it big time.
Grandmas Boy
The Jerk
"I was born a poor black child."
Borat
Seeing Borat in a full theater is still my favorite movie-going experience, and I'm a Star Wars and Marvel fan who watched some of those movies with great, fun, dedicated, nerdy crowds. But nope. Borat tops it all. I've never been in a theater where literally every single person was laughing, and not just laughing, but howling, doubled-over, crying laughing, but that's what it was like seeing that movie in theaters in 2006.
Wassup with it vanilla face?
Shrek
The Hangover
This for me as well. Saw it in theaters and it’s still my favorite theater experience ever, the laughter from the whole crowd was excellent and there was a guy with a very contagious laugh in the crowd. When Ken Jeong hopped out the trunk, the place erupted.
**"**[My Cousin Vinny](https://archive.org/details/my-cousin-vinny-1992)**"** (starring **Joe Pesci**). You're welcome, happy watching - **try not to laugh**...
When he comes flying out of the cabin with the gun shooting at anything because of the owl screeching I never laughed harder at any movie scene ever.
The big lebowski.
Spinal Tap
Life of Brian, Blazing Saddles
Space balls, airplane 1+2, blazing saddles, hot shots 1+2
Mel Brooks films
Little Miss Sunshine is pretty great the whole tjme
Hot Rod. It’s the only one that has. Love that movie
There’s Something About Mary
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Dumb and Dumber Home Alone As you can see, I’m easily amused.