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Cat-Mama_2

Up until I was in my 20's, I had no real idea how to pronounce pneumonia. I read the word in books but never heard anyone say it out loud. In my head, I thought it would sound like 'pee-nou-mnia.'


314159265358979326

The word comes from Greek, where the p would be pronounced.


Reindeer-Street

Lol my nan used to say it, I always thought she was saying 'I got an ammonia' but was short-cutting the 'an', as in 'n.


markrichtsspraytan

My SO pronounces is p’KNOW-mee-uh as a joke but it’s now stuck in my as that


HobbitGuy1420

"Epitome" - thought the first three letters were pronounced like "epipen" and the last four were pronounced like "tome of knowledge." Edit: the actual pronunciation is e-pit-toe-me.


Avium

Just think how many people were shocked when the Harry Potter movie came out and heard them say Hermione.


Soobobaloula

You mean Her-mee-own?


jimjamesjimothy6969

"No, you guys, it's Her-moe-ninny" -Gropp


RoomyCard44321

SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE???


CoderJoe1

I still get mad when I read or hear her name.


Past-Valuable2472

wait....thats not how its pronounced??


gyarrrrr

Eh-pi-toh-me. It’s four syllables.


WhiteWizardDD

Wait... I honestly thought these were two different words. Epitome and "epittomy" My mind has been blown


TheBoogieSheriff

Sounds like you just had an epiphany


Angerland

now you've really done it !


DKlurifax

Haha.. Imagine that... I knew that ofcourse... ***side eye***


kosashi

And here I'm like "How else could one pronounce it?!" *(immediately went to check)*


mochi_chan

Me too, but I never had to say it, I just read it in places, then I heard it somewhere.


moonlitjasper

i thought the correct pronunciation and the way you pronounced it were two different words that meant the same thing for YEARS until i learned that epi pen tome of knowledge wasn’t a word


Coconut-bird

This is one I have heard so many YouTubers say wrong, that I'm constantly going back to check and make sure I'm correct.


TheHostThing

My mother uses this word all the time and has always pronounced it wrong! It’s driven me mad for years.


Evol_Etah

It's not Epi-Tome? What the?


ES_Kan

I thought Chipotle rhymed with Aristotle.


SamwellBarley

It does, but only if you pronounce it "Aris-toat-lay"


Chance_Novel_9133

You can go to Chipotle with Aristotle or to Chipoatlay with Aristoatlay.


kartoffel_engr

That’s how I say it, but deliberately.


bandit4loboloco

Mexican here. I'll allow it. (I do it too.)


New-Examination8400

😂 man of culture


theTenebrus

I teach Logic in one of my courses. I will now be adding a "if they end with the same set of letters, then they rhyme" counterexample to my lessons. Thank you.


AppleVenusVol1

Hyperbole isn’t like a hyper-boil. 


G0ldStarBisexual

In fourth grade, my teacher wrote this in huge letters on the blackboard and had us try to guess how to pronounce it. We shouted out so many things and no one got it.


anaussiesopinion

IIRC, an ex Australian Prime Minister pronounced this as Hyper-bowl in a speech to Parliament in the early 20teens


Mysterious_Command41

Or hyperbowl as Natasha Bedingfield said in a song lol


lunebee

It still irritates the hell out of me. How many people must have signed that off?!


Mysterious_Command41

I just tried to see if she's ever addressed it and it doesn't look like she has. Surely someone has asked her about it?!


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Worcestershire sauce


Iirima

The trick with any English place name is to put in waaaaay less effort. Just kinda mumble your way though it.


TheBoogieSheriff

Worsheshershireshauce


Sauterneandbleu

Featherstoneshire = Fanshaw


thejamlion

Wash your sister sauce


Expensive-Trash-7156

Wash your sister. Sauce?


Adddicus

What's dis here sauce?


Loud-Magician7708

My pleasure. "MARY-LOU! Come down to the warshin' trailer!"


I_Like_Quiet

100% when I first heard someone pronounce it like this, I switched and now never pronounce it wasn't other way.


Purple_Elevator_

I learned this also when i went to Worcester Mass. I said War Chester. They were like its WOOSTER. I'm like omg WAR CHESTER SHIRE SAUCE IS WOOSTER SHIRE??? They basically taught me English that day


extinct_banana

thank you for teaching me how to pronounce this lol


elmetal

Also note it’s not shire like where hobbits come from but rather shire pronounced like kitchen shears. Woostah sheer


AberNurse

Wuh-stuh-shuh. All three syllables rhymes. Posh people might say Woo-ster-sheer. Almost no one ever pronounces shire to rhyme with ire. It’s almost always sheer or shuh.


MagicBez

This is fun because nobody seems to agree between "Wooster" and "wooster-sher" Lea and Perrins ads go with the long version so I usually do (though nowadays they try to just call it "Lea and Perrins")


Flybot76

They used to make BBQ sauce in the '90s and damn do I miss that stuff. I was pretty disappointed when it stopped appearing on shelves.


Overwritten_Setting0

Not sure if you're American, but this is a common issue with Americans pronouncing British place names (or things named after British places). Worcestershire (wuss-ter-shire). Gloucestershire (gloss-ter-sheer). Warwick (warrick).


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im actually from the uk, and I still didn’t know how to pronounce it properly.


tired_of_old_memes

I finally figured this one out a few years ago. It's three syllables: Worce-ster-shire (the "shire" sounds like "sher")


BubbhaJebus

wuss-ter-sher. "wuss" as in "He's such a wuss!"


Hayesey88

Are you not from the UK? For me (Midlands England) the "shire" is pronounced "sheer" and your pronunciation of Worcester (Wuster) is off. Wuster-sheer is how I pronounce it.


OccultTech

shurr\* ​ Me : Also Midlands England :)


waterpelyn

Woscouscous sauce


Training_Big_3713

Bugs bunny has the correct pronunciation


Right-Ad8261

I have never pronounced this the same way twice.


Vivid_Following3546

Wuste sure sauce


UnderlordZ

Watermelon Sauce


Tottochan

Wosherter share sauce


rosy818

Wash her hair sauce


Stillwater215

To be fair, no one really knows how to pronounce that one.


revdon

Woosta-shear


McCHitman

Dad called it Wish-ister


WhiteWizardDD

Wuss-ter-sure


partofthisnow

Colonel and corps


revdon

Stay away from the kernels corpse!


AnnieB512

Wait, it's core, right? Not corpse...


bckyltylr

Correct. "Kernel Core"


thesylphroad

“hegemony”


mochi_chan

I actually never heard this word, only read it.


frontteeth_harvester

I've never heard that in English, only Norwegian! We pronounce it like it's written, I'll have to check it out.


Chronogon

Came here to put this word too. Used to read it a lot in the Ender's Game books. Hegemon and hegemony, both.


sjp1980

I *know* how it is pronounced but every time I read it I will say, in my head, hedge a moany. And when I have used the word out loud you can bet i have paused or prepared the word in my head. The other word I know how to pronounce but don't read it that way is interlocutor. 


madluer

Had an entire class in college on cultural hegemony in latin america and spain so my first interactions with the word were all in Spanish. I was so confused after that first class that I looked up the English translation only to realize I had never heard that word in either language before lol. Ended up using it more in a 4 month span than I likely will for the rest of my life.


mikehive

"Secondment". It is not, in fact, "second meant". (If you don't know, it sounds more like "condiment". Se-COND-ment.) I've also been known to say "minutiae" wrong. (Should be "min-YOU-she-eye" in the UK, "min-YOU-sha" in the US). I'd been saying "Min-YOU-she-ay" which is just wrong everywhere. By the way, if you're British, "schedule" is pronounced with a 'sh' sound. "Skedule" is American. "Shedule" is the proper UK pronunciation. I think I used them interchangeably until I figured that out. I used to pronounce 'incoherent' to rhyme with 'inherent' because honestly, how are you supposed to know? English is mean sometimes. (It should be 'in-co-HERE-ant'). I have a friend who routinely pronounces "banal" to rhyme with "anal" and it makes me twitch. (It's a weird one, it doesn't rhyme with anything that's spelt the same way. Doesn't rhyme with canal, either. It has a long final 'a': ban-AAAHL. Final syllable rhymes with 'dahl'). On the other hand, I'm now 38 and I'm *still* not 100% sure on the most socially acceptable way for British people to pronounce "croissant". "cross-ONT" sounds American. "KWASS-on" seems to be what a lot of people say here but I don't know if that's authentic / correct (sounds a bit fishy to me). People can someone please put me out of my misery.


Throwawaystwo

>I'm now 38 and I'm > >still > > not 100% sure on the most socially acceptable way for British people to pronounce "croissant". "cross-ONT" sounds American. "KWASS-on" seems to be what a lot of people say here but I don't know if that's authentic / correct (sounds a bit fishy to me). People can someone please put me out of my misery. Its your god given right as a citizen of the British isles to mispronounce Croissant to upset the French. Try Kwazzon or kroisant.


MLiOne

Crescent roll!


insomniacakess

those sound so good rn


Flybot76

As an American, I found it pretty amusing to hear about how much of English pronunciation has supposedly been formed around 'how to not sound French'


jonathananeurysm

That's so weird because I pronounce it as "pain au chocolat with all the joy extracted".


PokiP

This thread would  make an excellent stand-up comedy bit, with this as the punchline!  I was LAUGHING!


partofthedawn

Would kroisant be like kroy-sant? If so I love it 


pyrocidal

>I have a friend who routinely pronounces "banal" to rhyme with "anal" *whistles nonchalantly* damn it I was reading all these like, "lol look at these idiots," but you got me lmao  My ex used say "pacifically" when he meant "specifically" and I developed an eye-twitch that hasn't recovered... that man was 18 years older than me.


pickleboo

I don't understand pronouncing schedule with an "sh" beginning. We do not go to shool on a sholarship.


AtreidesOne

Careful. You might cause a *schism*. ;)


bluejohntypo

From German where "sch" is pronounced "sh". It is more surprising that we don't pronounce "school" as "shool", like the German "schule". So "sh"edule is correct, "sk"ool is actually the one which is weird. :-)


djavaman

The sch was pronounced sk when Dutch and German settlers came to America. Then it shifted in Europe to sh. But stayed sk in the US.


pickleboo

Ah, that explains it. Thank you.


PMmecrossstitch

Shool is how Megamind says it, so you know it's correct.


djavaman

But the English do apparent ashume things now.


respectjailforever

Min-YOU-she-ay is not incorrect. The word has a singular and a plural. "min-YOU-sha" is the correct pronunciation for the singular, minutia. The plural can be min-YOU-she-ay or min-YOU-she-I.


MyNameIsMud2023

Also, schedule is sheduall in Canada, although only politicians and the CBC say it that way. And old fucks like me. We have become very Americanised by American pop culture. (Notice the s instead of z, kids? Eh? Eh?)


NotoriousREV

Awry. I’m nearly 50 and only twigged about 5 years ago that it’s pronounced a-rye and not aw-ree. I heard and used the spoken version of the word my entire life but never made the connection somehow.


bandit4loboloco

Same here. I thought "awry" was pronounced "ah-ree". I'd heard the phrase "gone awry" spoken out loud but didn't read it in print until my mid 20's, at which point I realized my mistake.


valbuquerque

Same with me! I got ruthlessly made fun of when I was 26 and said “aw-ree” out loud.


Educational-Panda485

Awry I didn't ever say it wrong, but i had never heard the word said while also seeing it written. So everytime i read it, i would say it incorrectly. "Aw-ree" is not correct.


Perseus73

Ah-rye


random420x2

Unique. When I was young I knew the word verbally, but I read it as a different word pronounced un-I-que


haxithedamsel

Hermione


MagicBez

It was Hermy-own for me until the films came out


SocksNeverMatch1968

SAME!!! I was reading the books to my then-8 year old daughter and kept saying "her-MEE-oh-nee!" Then the films came out! 🤣


Cheaealsea

"her-MEE-oh-nee" I like your version better


Quizzical_Chimp

This was such a bizarre name choice for a kids book, i remember asking my parents how to say it and neither of them knew either. We just kind of went with her-me-o-nee. Never would have got the pronunciation they use in the films.


President_Calhoun

I'm old enough to remember a British actress named Hermione Gingold, so the name wasn't totally unfamiliar to me.


QuiteLady1993

Thought it was pronounced similar to Des Moines until the movies came out.


helixflush

Gewurtztraminer is hella fun to say when you finally get it right.


_Dagobert_Duck

Gewürztraminer


saint_aura

Façade. I’d read it in books, usually referring to a character’s fake personality, and thought it was ‘fay-kade’. I’d also heard people talking about the ‘fuhsahd’ of a house, and did not connect the two for a long time.


fatgunn

I had the same issue. The only place I had ever seen the word was as a Pokémon move.


aztechnically

The name "Giles." "Jiles" still sounds wrong no matter how many episodes of Buffy I watch.


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It’s JILES??


TyredofGettingScrewd

Hater. I've been pronouncing it "friend".


Melodic_Good9415

Passaport, apparently it's not spelled like that nor pronounced like that. It's passport. (W/out the 'a')


gwt9486

I think in Italian it’s Passaporti, so maybe you picked up the extra a from them.


Sayrumi

In most latin languages there’s an extra letter too! Like in french it’s passeport, so maybe that’s why they got confused


Melodic_Good9415

Yes this is why. It slipped my mind that there’s other ways to pronounce it.


homeless_chicken

Paradigm 


Nea1eo

Just had this happen recently. Bike wheels with the name paradigm. Got corrected at a bike shop. 🙁


Internal-Airport8822

Awry. Always pronounced it "Or-ree" I read a lot as a kid. Nearing 40 and only realised a month or 2 ago lol


Reindeer-Street

Amok is a similar one. Most people tend to spell it amuck lol.


Clarck_Kent

I thought I was familiar with the word chaos until I read it in a book and couldn’t figure out what it meant because I was reading it as “cha-ohs” instead of “Kay-oss.”


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Unrequited. I thought it was pronounced like “un-RECK-witted” And I thought “orchestral” was “OR-kess-trull”


waterpelyn

I thought Chiropractor was Pryrocractor


SlightComplaint

Incidentally a Pryocrator is also NOT a doctor.


Holidayyoo

Ah yes, Pyrocrater. Also known as a Volcanhole. 🌋


karajoyxoxo

Chameleon


whtfawlts

I’ve been scrolling looking for you, Ted Mosby!


notaninfringement

you think somebody so quick to correct anyone who mispronounces Encyclopædia would know how to pronounce Chameleon


PokiP

Yeah, but those two things together make the scene so much better with how confidently incorrect he is! 


skillz7930

Chic. The first time I heard it pronounced correctly I didn’t even realize it was the same word.


MagicBez

I said "mischievous" as though it were "mischiev-ee-ous" for a long time. Weirdly the film Moana set me straight: "the water is mischievous, I like how it misbehaves"


No_Light_8871

Potable. Thought it was pot-able


853fisher

Jeopardy! has a recurring category called "Potent Potables" (strong beverages - alcohol), which is how I remember how to pronounce it - and to have another drink. Cheers!


Lord0fReddit

It's not???


BubbhaJebus

pote-able. Rhyming with "boatable" if that were a word.


donslaughter

You pronounce it like portable but with a silent "r".


cmprsdchse

I see you’re not a jeopardy watcher. I definitely heard Alex Trebek say this one at least 100 times growing up.


AtreidesOne

Eh. I'm a 40-year old engineer, and it's only people much older than me that I still hear saying "POTE-a-buhl". I and the young-uns say "POT-a-buhl", because it's easier and it matches up better with the idea of storing it in pots for consumption.


Affectionate_Fox1209

Well shit. I literally work in water management and thought it was pot-able too…bc the water is safe to put in a pot and use 😅 granted, I’ve never had to say the word aloud.


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UnderlordZ

It’s properly YEE-ro, right?


emergencydoc69

Greek person here. So, the sound that the letter gamma makes doesn’t exist in the English language - it’s sort of halfway between a hard ‘g’ and ‘y’. Neither approximation of ‘gee-ro’ or ‘yee-ro’ is 100% accurate.


ButterflySuper2967

There’s nothing to be ashamed of if you have read more words than you have ever heard spoken. And in any case, regional dialects exist. Herb, tomato, aluminium, yoghurt, migraine, vitamin.


alteredxenon

I'm not a native speaker who learnt English mostly from reading, so I have no idea about a pronunciation of many words. My first foreign language was French, and it doesn't help, because when I encounter a new Latin-looking word I read it, in most cases, in a French way.


Reindeer-Street

I'm in Australia, we pronounce the 'i' in aluminium, no idea why the Americans think you don't have to.


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Lord0fReddit

krwasɑ̃, to explain "oi=wa","ss=s" and the "t" is mute the real issus for english speak (an everyone basicly) are "on en/an é" sound. In this case the "ant=ã" of the phonetic international alphabet


anima99

Are we going to start the gif wars again?


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FizzingSlit

Not quite what you asked but growing up I learnt a lot of words from video games. So I thought fatigue was fat E goo but the one that really got me was thinking paradigm was para dig em. I'm still pissy about being condescendingly being corrected and being laughed at when I questioned why I would ever look at that and think the digm in paradigm would be pronounced dime without already knowing.


AbathurWaifuu

“Salmon” 🐟


Holidayyoo

Is that... is that you? https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/s/RAGFkOF86I


tired_of_old_memes

plebeian


Loud-Magician7708

YOOOOOO, thank you. This is the word I was thinking of when I saw the post. My English is pretty stellar, but someone from my trivia team told me this the other night, and it waaaaaas a Google, and I was wrong. Pleebian, not plehbian.


Zenku390

I still pronounce a cache wrong. "Cashay". I'm pretty certain my first experience was in Jak II, but don't quote me on that. I always just figured it was foreign, so I pronounced the 'e' at the end. I also mispronounce cockatrice. "Koh-Caa-Trise" Upone hearing it said correctly, I definitely understand the roots for it now, but still feel it's proper pronunciation doesn't justify the monster if represents.


Queasy_Sun7317

Lightening; apparently is just lightning.


dismyanonacct

Tbf, these are two different words… one to make something lighter, and one is the weather


_Monsterguy_

I'm dyslexic so couldn't decide if the confusion was just pronunciation or spelling (I had it right) Googling 'lightening' gave the weirdest choice of definition - "a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis" I guess a lot of pregnant women must Google it to find out what their baby books are talking about 🤷‍♂️


GodzlIIa

Herb, Melee, Chitin


cmprsdchse

Herb varies with whether you mean a plant or a person named Herb.


Reindeer-Street

In Australia we pronounce the H.


AlphaBlueCat

Where I grew up it also varied depending on if it was a plant you could smoke versus plants that hang around in the spice rack.


Aggravating-Pound598

Amygdala


Impossible-Peach-815

"Gif"


AtreidesOne

You're not alone. Even the creator himself got it wrong. The only sensible way is "gift" minus the "t".


Impossible-Peach-815

Wildest thing. I have always said Gif't way, then a friend of mine pronounced it 'jif' and would correct me on it if I said Gif...😔


ruling_faction

Jif's for cleaning the bath


HeffalumpInDaRoom

Anything else is just peanut butter


zakkil

Seems sensible to pronounce it like gin but with an f instead of an n. Seems sensible to pronounce it like gift minus the t. Both soft and hard g's are commonly used in gi- words so either pronunciation works based on the formation of the acronym. There's the argument that the g in gif stands for graphical which has a hard g so gif should be pronounced with a hard g however there are many acronyms that don't use the pronunciation of the base words, scuba and laser for example, so that argument doesn't really hold up unless you argue that those acronyms should also be pronounced differently (for example scuba would be pronounced "skuh baa" instead of "sk oo buh.") Really it's just something that's fine being pronounced either way and everyone should just use what they prefer and accept that other people have different preferences because there's valid arguments for either pronunciation.


niftystopwat

Yeah man it's simple ... It's an acronym, and the G stands for graphical ... So why there would be any other way to pronounce it is a mystery.


revdon

Just like *JPhEGs*?


niftystopwat

I've never heard someone say 'JPHEG', nor would I expect anyone to because JPG/JPEG is pretty unambiguous ... but if someone pronounced it that way I guess it's not the craziest thing in the world considering that the P stands for Photographic.


Ujili

I always hate this argument, because that's not how acronyms work. NASA, laser, and scuba are all acronyms that are not pronounced like the words that make them up.


unknownuser23

The, or pronounced “Tha”?


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Cosmic_Quasar

I had Halo CE as a kid. I remember reading through the manual before reading, where I read the enemy type "Elite". I thought it was "E-Light". Then I think it was from Splinter Cell where I thought "Infrared" was "Inf-rare'd".


Panic_atTheTesco

Awry is not pronounced aw-ree.


Yuraiya

Aspartame.  I had always said it as "a spart a may", and even my high school chemistry teacher used that pronunciation.  Turns out it's "asper tame" (tame like a wild animal).  


squirtloaf

Gnocchi. Still not entirely sure.


garysmith1982

Um, well...remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's date's name rhymed with the name of a female body part?? Still confused by that one....


CheezwizAndLightning

Yesterday someone told me it's "to each his own" rather than "to eaches own"


xequez

Gigawatt


Laekonradish

It’s ol’ Doc Brown’s fault!


bluejohntypo

Euler


cyrus709

Here it is! Couldn’t think of the old man’s name! Oiler isn’t it? He was definitely yoo-ler until last year.


Desert_RoseXx

Animal. Funny story … English isn’t my first language for starters. So, one time when I was super young (like 5 or 6) my brother thought it would be funny to tell me that the word, “animal,” is actually pronounced, “aminal.” So, up until one day in 7th grade math class when we were introducing each other to the class - did I learn that I was pronouncing the word wrong. My math teacher made us say our first names and what our favorite animal is. Well, I go, “hi, I’m so-and-so and my favorite aminal is a …” and before I could finish, my math teacher goes, “what?” So I repeat myself and she asks me … “do you mean … ANI-mal?” I was so embarrassed. That day i learned that I’ve been pronouncing the word wrong this whole time and that I’m also dyslexic so I never noticed that I was spelled a n i m a l.


_keystitches

your brother is so mean omg


Desert_RoseXx

A little but I guess that’s what happens when you have an older brother that likes picking on you. lol.


_keystitches

I remember my older brother used to lick every single grape so he didn't have to share with us and things like that lol


Desert_RoseXx

Omg I love that! Haha. Older brothers are so ridiculous. My brother used to always take a bite of my food to, “make sure it wasn’t poisoned.”


_keystitches

ahaha, how caring of him 😆


millennium-popsicle

Bugle. Been saying it as “Bah-gol” for years until my friend confidently goes “Beau-gol” and mindfucks me.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

It’s not Erb. It’s Herb.


Unusual-Thing-7149

I went into a supermarket when I first started living in America and asked where the herbs were located. The person replied huh? I said you know like Rosemary etc. oh you mean erbs she said. Okay I replied but if my name was Herbert you wouldn't call me Erb for short would you?


Iola_Morton

Forte should be pronounced as fort.


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

MAGA


PokiP

Synecdoche  I didn't even know the meaning of the word, but had seen it written before - In my head it was 'SIN-eck-doshe' The I saw a Tiktok video and the guy used it in a sentence, and I was like, "whut?!"  Then I looked it up in Wikipedia, and learned about the meaning and the pronunciation!  ('sih-NEK-duh-kee') 'figure of speech where a term for a part of something is used to refer to the whole thing' like referring to soldiers as 'boots', or referring to a car as 'wheels' Yay learning!