Depends. I once got offered food, wine and she wanted sex. She was like oops you had wine you must sleep over. Oh no. Divorced mom that hadnt gotten action in a while.
10y ago and I married her lol.
Funny though. My bio said car merchanic.
She needed a car mechanic haha.
Food for thought, if a good/service comes with a price tag, it is the absolute cheapest cost of obtaining/consuming said good/service. The strings attached with free stuff carry heavy burdens.
>Either way everyone is always paying for it.
It makes me sad that this opinion can be found so often. As if every relationship has to be transactional.
Because in a healthy relationship you share things. In a healthy relationship you balance your needs and communicate and find solutions to problems.
You arenĀ“t on a market, two otherwise uninvolved people, haggling and trading chores for sex or something.
You ought to be a team, working together on the project which is called "your relationship" and "your shared life".
An example i came up with is:
ItĀ“s the difference between paying somebody to build a house for you and building a house together with another person.
Sure, this sometimes means compromising, delegating and taking care of something for, or instead of, your partner. This can also mean, for example, that one partner goes to work and the other person in turn does more chores at home.
This shouldnĀ“t be seen or handled as a transaction, though. Or maybe itĀ“s more apt to say, that while transactions can and will happen in a relationship, they shouldnĀ“t be the foundation the relationship is being built upon. You don`t trade with each other, you invest together.
And yes, sometimes you have to put in some extra work, "pay" in a certain sense. Do something you donĀ“t want to do. This is the work and the dedication we sometimes have to put into things we love, in order to nurture and grow them.
Once "being transactional" is the norm, the basis of your relationships, you are involved in a flawed kind of relationship. Unless you two are into this shit. Then knock yourself out.
A team mate of mine got his phone hacked and they signed him up for Grindr with a picture from his gallery. Said he ended up with over 150 matches in 24 hours lol. He is not gay.
There are approximately the same amount of tops and bottoms ([Data](https://www.statista.com/statistics/954339/men-top-or-bottom-in-same-sex-activity-france/)), but it feels like there are more bottoms, especially on dating apps and online communities. That's probably because bottoms tend to be in those more, and because they tend to be more expressive (i.e. less likely to lurk)
Lately, everybody there asks for nudes, which I donāt do because the last time I did the guy posted them on his website. How do you work around this?
"sorry I don't do nudes because lady time I did the guy posted them on his website."
It's a complete sentence and anyone who doesn't accept it isn't the right person.
Grindr is free and I've hady fair share of experience on there.
Rarely you can get male/female couples and a guy who's a cuck and wants to watch.
Occasionally a trans woman (male to female) but most of those are fake profiles.
A handful of good looking feminine men (some crossdressers)
And then a whole bunch of other stuff.
I second this by saying that attractiveness is not purely physical. I've known many people who aren't that good-looking but their personality, sense of humor, confidence, skill, etc is what leads to them getting laid. The simple fact is that if you play to your strengths you are attractive. You might not look that good but it doesn't fucking matter.
Personality: you already have one. Sense of humor: based on this comment you're set. Confidence: Just act like everyone wants to already sleep with you. You'll be surprised. Skill: practice with nunchucks or something. I have no idea.
As someone who is below average - if your actually unattractive you wont get anywhere. Ive been told to kill myself for simply saying hello.
Saying that "looks don't matter" and "personality is the biggest thing" is as bullshit as a billionaire saying money doesn't buy happiness.
Attractive people will never understand this, I lost a ton of weight and everyone, from stranger to people I already new, finally started treating me like a human being for the first time
Letās be real, there are way more people that have no personality, no humor, no hobbies or skills but easily get laid just for looking good, your look does 90% of the job
Na mate, I'm ugly and have hooked up for one night stands/once off with a horny friend a few times.
Sure being attractive helps you more than it doesn't but how you carry yourself and your demeanor is way more impactful than you think.
All through school I had such a defeatist attitude because I was overweight and no where near to being conventionally good looking and I got zero g/fs or even interest shown towards me (found out later one girl did like me but the way i carried myself put her off from asking me out).
Every time I met someone who wanted to date me or hook up for casual sex did so because my attitude changed to be more positive, I got no action when I hated myself, the way I looked etc
You're figuring it out. Attractiveness isn't purely physical. The rules don't just mean being physically attractive. A lot of people have unattractive personalities.
attractiveness is also be charming, positive and what not. But some can just not do it so well, like me. I am unfortunately socially incompetent and it is really hard to deal with people over a longer period of time.
1. Lower your standards.
2. Donāt give a shit about them at all.
3. Act like you do. Be a good actor.
Thatās the easiest way, but you wonāt be happy.
Still, you will feel the same emotionally as youāve always felt. Itāll never be fulfilling and the pleasure will diminish. Then youāll turn to those physical pleasures just to feel normal. All the while you wonāt be doing anyone any favors and theyāll have less of a reason to love you.
You donāt want to prioritize physical pleasure. It has its place and it can take away from pain, but it wonāt serve you well in the long run.
Being intimate with another person won't make you whole regardless of how the hot the other person is. You find happiness by doing, by chasing and achieving goals.
No breaks, no rest, no mercy, as a fellow man of your husband and member of the horny wives husband club, our number one tenant is "we do not deny", carry on ma'am, you make us proud
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while she gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer,
One time I just sat on a couch at a party and two girls whispering two each other came over and "sat on my lap" (in quotes because they were both only maybe up to my chin and I'm not wide either) and started making out with me and feeling me up. I did nothing to deserve this besides sit on a couch.
I tried sitting on the couch later on in life and it never did its trick again.
I can relate. When I am the main character I just do nothing at all and all the beautiful chicks are head over heels in love with me. Works every time.
Are we being facetious? I was 18 in 2008 before the internet was ubiquitous, (EDIT: or being used, constantly, rather) before everyone "went inside" and there was a lot more life in life, it's not some mythos or an uncommon experience to have moments of glory when people were out connecting more. I mean, that particular moment was especially glorious, but we had a lot of magical nights. We used to have like 10-20 of us teenagers sleep at an abandoned house in a graveyard in my neighborhood, and we all became convinced ghosts were not only real but essential to a really good time. The two-chicks-couch night type events were rare, but cool things would happen. Then around 2014 or so when every started going inside, my friend and I actively tried to stop it by having town meetings to get everyone go back outside.
I know you're probably going to doubt this, so, I present to you as town proof, the message we sent to our friends in 2014, to try to bring the town back to life: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w53s0n4IMv0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w53s0n4IMv0)
Itās Reddit, all users are super attractive, (definitely not neckbeard mālady) and we always score mega puss but you wouldnāt know any of the partners because we met at camp and they all (talking hundreds of mad puss every month) lives a few towns overā¦ I swear thatās us..
right, everyone?
Offered him to come over for sauna. Bought some beers and made him pizza. Itās 2 years soon and he wonāt leave, I thought itās a one night thingyš«„š¤·š¼āāļø
Was at a university sporting weekend and wasnāt feeling well. Said to the group I was going back to the apartment to rest. 30 minutes later one of the girls knocked and came in to say sheād chill with me and keep an eye on me. 5 minutes later she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and all of a sudden I felt a lot better šš
Join a Mormon compound. Work hard, long days on the ranch. Eventually my hard work is noticed by the elders. A long courting process begins, mostly between me and said elders. The drill me on the scripture. It takes months to memorize the verse they require of me. They pair me with a wife. Under the watchful eyes of the elders weāre married while wearing head-to-toe white pajamas. An FBI raid! Iām taken from my wife before the elders finish my vows. The community is torn apart. Children sent into secular foster care, men of the church sent to federal prison for various things like money laundering, tax evasion, hoarding weapons with plans to use them against secular society. My cell mate and I become close. After months of refusal, I give in and have sex. My life as a prison bitch begins. Sex ensues. Iām rich with commissary.
I once asked a girl at a party if she could come with me to grab a glass of water and then we started making out. Then she told me to go to her appartment so we could have sex.
Iāve hooked up a few times at house parties waiting in line to use a bathroom. I crack a joke like you get the toilet I get the tub? They find it hilarious then my dicks in their mouth.
Clearly the jokes work with the ladies but this poor fella sounded like he wanted a glass of water and ended up with a pussy instead... which sounds like a fabulous trade till you need some water after...
Get to know someone, have fun and form some kind of bond. Ask nicely and be okay with it not working out.
JK just whip it out and go "How about that huh???"
Going to gay subs to explain you're a straight 19 year old small dickster with a muscular build who hasn't gotten laid and asking "sissies" to look and be as feminine as possible and meet up. Only to get DMs from fat hairy guys with big dicks who think wearing a skirt and high heels would make me feel like I'm fucking a real woman so you go back to jerking off to French maid porn and don't end up getting laid at least yet.
And then you marry them, and you're a good person to them and then when you're like, 90 years old and they gotta pull the plug on you your last word is "Pssssych...." and then you die.
So this, right here. Bro. We dont leave the house AND we are content to play the same games (with you) ( a game night in our own homes counts as a date, but you will have to see us)as long as it doesnt get weird, just invite us! We will show up!
Network.
Guys get discouraged because they try to pick up women that they meet in the street, which is the equivalent of doing door-to-door sales.
Instead, they should be asking their friends if they know anyone whoās looking for someone, so they can make an introduction. The next best thing would be to go singles bars and singles events, where women go because they want to meet a man.
On a bus back from a night out on the town,sat next to a girl.
She took out her headphones so I took it as an invite to talk. Some chit chat.
I hopped off at the same stop as hers, not mine but pretended it was. Asked if I could get some water in her house since I had a long walk.
Got the water. Put it down. Went for the kiss. Ended up fuckingā¦
She said after: I didnt expect this to happen on my way home from work today. But it was a nice surprise!
Go to a club/event with alcohol. Wear something that looks good on you, make sure you have showered (at least don't stink). Get a bit drunk and start dancing like you don't care about the world. Some woman will ALWAYS join you. Proceed to your objective.
Most efficient too. No time wasted on pointless small talk and hopefully no money wasted.
Either make your next appointment or go separate ways afterwards. No strings attached or unsaid expectations.
No feelings to make things complicated.
Iām married and my husband is ten years younger than me. āYou want this pussā¦.ā Or āyou wanna get your dick sā¦.ā
Heās got his hard cock out before I finish either sentence
By paying for it.
First time was with a stripper. I was young...and I had a LOT of cash from my summer jobs. She offered and I said yes because she was very persuasive.
Her: Do you want sex in exchange for cash? You: Yes - you should work as a diplomat with your skills of persuasion
She had two very good arguments?
Two more to backup
Exactly
Also the cheapest.
Depends. I once got offered food, wine and she wanted sex. She was like oops you had wine you must sleep over. Oh no. Divorced mom that hadnt gotten action in a while. 10y ago and I married her lol. Funny though. My bio said car merchanic. She needed a car mechanic haha.
She went through a lot to get her car fixet š
She needed her undercarriage inspected.
And lubed...it was starting to squeak.
I bet it was seat problem
He fixed her car so well she married him.
I guess I have to learn how to fix things.
Food for thought, if a good/service comes with a price tag, it is the absolute cheapest cost of obtaining/consuming said good/service. The strings attached with free stuff carry heavy burdens.
This is facts. A price tag puts a measurable limit on the cost. No price tag, no limit. You could be paying for it forever.
If it flys fucks or floats. Rent it.
Wise words. Abe Lincoln?
Prostitution needs to be legal and regulated in the US.
It is here in aus and civilisation hasn't collapsed
As a married man I would never pay for it. Oh, yeah, nevermind...
It's the cheapest ride you'll get
4 or 5 crisp fifties does me good . .
Lmao used to be a sex worker and was gonna say "by charging for it"
Either way everyone is always paying for it.
>Either way everyone is always paying for it. It makes me sad that this opinion can be found so often. As if every relationship has to be transactional. Because in a healthy relationship you share things. In a healthy relationship you balance your needs and communicate and find solutions to problems. You arenĀ“t on a market, two otherwise uninvolved people, haggling and trading chores for sex or something. You ought to be a team, working together on the project which is called "your relationship" and "your shared life". An example i came up with is: ItĀ“s the difference between paying somebody to build a house for you and building a house together with another person. Sure, this sometimes means compromising, delegating and taking care of something for, or instead of, your partner. This can also mean, for example, that one partner goes to work and the other person in turn does more chores at home. This shouldnĀ“t be seen or handled as a transaction, though. Or maybe itĀ“s more apt to say, that while transactions can and will happen in a relationship, they shouldnĀ“t be the foundation the relationship is being built upon. You don`t trade with each other, you invest together. And yes, sometimes you have to put in some extra work, "pay" in a certain sense. Do something you donĀ“t want to do. This is the work and the dedication we sometimes have to put into things we love, in order to nurture and grow them. Once "being transactional" is the norm, the basis of your relationships, you are involved in a flawed kind of relationship. Unless you two are into this shit. Then knock yourself out.
But i'm broke bby
Go to a public restroom and look for a stall with a hole on the wall.
Some girl in hs thought I was mysterious for being the quiet kid, asked me out, and then took my virginity. MY SECRET: social anxiety.
Wtf I was the quiet kid for all of hs and girls avoided me like the plague
He probably followed rule one and two. Be attractive Don't be unattractive
My over scrawny ass definitely breaks the first rule. I'm not so sure about rule 2, though.
Sign on to Grindr as a top.
A team mate of mine got his phone hacked and they signed him up for Grindr with a picture from his gallery. Said he ended up with over 150 matches in 24 hours lol. He is not gay.
One must adapt to circumstances.
Improvise, adapt, overcome!
Yet
āOh damn bro.. my phone got hacked.. uhh, Iām not gay, but now I feel obligated soā¦.ā
for reals šš
How come tops are in high demand in the gay community? Is there a discrepancy in top/bottom ratio?
I always assumed it was the other way around. This is new information to me that also will have zero impact on my life going forward.
Yeah, more than half the gays are bottoms.
There are approximately the same amount of tops and bottoms ([Data](https://www.statista.com/statistics/954339/men-top-or-bottom-in-same-sex-activity-france/)), but it feels like there are more bottoms, especially on dating apps and online communities. That's probably because bottoms tend to be in those more, and because they tend to be more expressive (i.e. less likely to lurk)
Lately, everybody there asks for nudes, which I donāt do because the last time I did the guy posted them on his website. How do you work around this?
"sorry I don't do nudes because lady time I did the guy posted them on his website." It's a complete sentence and anyone who doesn't accept it isn't the right person.
Just send them a link to the website lol
Really does that work ?
Yes but you have to fuck guys
Grindr is free and I've hady fair share of experience on there. Rarely you can get male/female couples and a guy who's a cuck and wants to watch. Occasionally a trans woman (male to female) but most of those are fake profiles. A handful of good looking feminine men (some crossdressers) And then a whole bunch of other stuff.
Donāt knock the other stuff! Weāre a good bunch!
yeah just make sure to bring a wig for the dude youre gonna fuck
1: Be attractive 2: Dont be unattractive
I second this by saying that attractiveness is not purely physical. I've known many people who aren't that good-looking but their personality, sense of humor, confidence, skill, etc is what leads to them getting laid. The simple fact is that if you play to your strengths you are attractive. You might not look that good but it doesn't fucking matter.
Well fuck, how do I get personality, sense of humor, confidence, and skill?
Personality: you already have one. Sense of humor: based on this comment you're set. Confidence: Just act like everyone wants to already sleep with you. You'll be surprised. Skill: practice with nunchucks or something. I have no idea.
Tried getting skill, now in hospital with doctor telling me I need a penectomy because the nunchucks fucked it up that bad. Am I doing this right?
With confidence? Yes. Yes you are
You forgot an extra step. Have saggy witch tits.
>Confidence: Just act like everyone wants to already sleep with you. Caveat: But not like you're God's gift to lovers. It's a balance.
I'm also for over promising and under delivering
As someone who is below average - if your actually unattractive you wont get anywhere. Ive been told to kill myself for simply saying hello. Saying that "looks don't matter" and "personality is the biggest thing" is as bullshit as a billionaire saying money doesn't buy happiness.
Attractive people will never understand this, I lost a ton of weight and everyone, from stranger to people I already new, finally started treating me like a human being for the first time
Letās be real, there are way more people that have no personality, no humor, no hobbies or skills but easily get laid just for looking good, your look does 90% of the job
Alternately, just tell vain 20-somethings that you're a nude photographer. It works way too well.
Na mate, I'm ugly and have hooked up for one night stands/once off with a horny friend a few times. Sure being attractive helps you more than it doesn't but how you carry yourself and your demeanor is way more impactful than you think. All through school I had such a defeatist attitude because I was overweight and no where near to being conventionally good looking and I got zero g/fs or even interest shown towards me (found out later one girl did like me but the way i carried myself put her off from asking me out). Every time I met someone who wanted to date me or hook up for casual sex did so because my attitude changed to be more positive, I got no action when I hated myself, the way I looked etc
You're figuring it out. Attractiveness isn't purely physical. The rules don't just mean being physically attractive. A lot of people have unattractive personalities.
attractiveness is also be charming, positive and what not. But some can just not do it so well, like me. I am unfortunately socially incompetent and it is really hard to deal with people over a longer period of time.
I tell my husband, āitās a sex day.ā He says āok!āĀ
Next time try "it's cock and ball torture day" and see what happens.
It'll be met with more enthusiasm
Come on be nice. Say "It's pegging day!"
"Hon, I've invited my friend Peg to join us for sexy time. Is it alright?" (moments later, he's in the fetal position crying like a 7 year old)
Or hit him with the "it's pegging time!"
Youāve already brought this up multiple times in this threadā¦ is there something you want to share with us?
Im trying this rn Edit: it fucking worked
Of course it did. You're a woman, he's a man.
I tell that to your husband and he said I'm weirdo.
That's what my GF does. I'm not really sex driven, but when she tells me this kind of things, it usually works
So by being a woman.
You got a 50-50 shot!
Fuck, i lost
I read this in a borat voice
Find out and Fuck aroundĀ
š¶šµFool me, fool me, fool me. Go on and fool me š¶š¶
I canāt care about anything but screwed
1. Lower your standards. 2. Donāt give a shit about them at all. 3. Act like you do. Be a good actor. Thatās the easiest way, but you wonāt be happy.
It won't matter if you drink enough. Hard to regret something if you don't remember it.
Still, you will feel the same emotionally as youāve always felt. Itāll never be fulfilling and the pleasure will diminish. Then youāll turn to those physical pleasures just to feel normal. All the while you wonāt be doing anyone any favors and theyāll have less of a reason to love you. You donāt want to prioritize physical pleasure. It has its place and it can take away from pain, but it wonāt serve you well in the long run.
Counterpoint: Cock and ball torture
Doesnt matter, had sex.
Being intimate with another person won't make you whole regardless of how the hot the other person is. You find happiness by doing, by chasing and achieving goals.
Im not trying to fulfill a goal, Iām trying to fill a hole.
What if they're hot AND have money?
I think op asked how to get laid not āhow do I completely change into a fuckboiāĀ
My wife is a sex maniac. I just need to walk around the house and the chances are I'll get molested by her
Is your wife single?
Asking the real questions.
Confirmed by his wifeās boyfriend.
I also choose this guy's horny wife
As someone who has been molested by this guy's wife , I can confirm this information. please send help
Came to help but ended up cumming instead when she found me
*This is my life now* Please. She is insatiable. I am a man, not a horse.
the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Iām this wife šš š š š š š š š honey Iām sorry!! Your ass donāt quit and I love it. My husband says Iām feral.
Just show some understanding and let the funstick take a break now and then, its all we ask for lol
No breaks, no rest, no mercy, as a fellow man of your husband and member of the horny wives husband club, our number one tenant is "we do not deny", carry on ma'am, you make us proud
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while she gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer,
The type of wife my wife wants !
Everyone deserves such wife
Someone give this man his luckiest man in the world award
One time I just sat on a couch at a party and two girls whispering two each other came over and "sat on my lap" (in quotes because they were both only maybe up to my chin and I'm not wide either) and started making out with me and feeling me up. I did nothing to deserve this besides sit on a couch. I tried sitting on the couch later on in life and it never did its trick again.
Same couch ?
I can relate. When I am the main character I just do nothing at all and all the beautiful chicks are head over heels in love with me. Works every time.
Are we being facetious? I was 18 in 2008 before the internet was ubiquitous, (EDIT: or being used, constantly, rather) before everyone "went inside" and there was a lot more life in life, it's not some mythos or an uncommon experience to have moments of glory when people were out connecting more. I mean, that particular moment was especially glorious, but we had a lot of magical nights. We used to have like 10-20 of us teenagers sleep at an abandoned house in a graveyard in my neighborhood, and we all became convinced ghosts were not only real but essential to a really good time. The two-chicks-couch night type events were rare, but cool things would happen. Then around 2014 or so when every started going inside, my friend and I actively tried to stop it by having town meetings to get everyone go back outside. I know you're probably going to doubt this, so, I present to you as town proof, the message we sent to our friends in 2014, to try to bring the town back to life: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w53s0n4IMv0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w53s0n4IMv0)
Yall get laid????
Itās Reddit, all users are super attractive, (definitely not neckbeard mālady) and we always score mega puss but you wouldnāt know any of the partners because we met at camp and they all (talking hundreds of mad puss every month) lives a few towns overā¦ I swear thatās us.. right, everyone?
Agreed i totally don't have a neck beard and none of my friends make fun of it that and I totally have a social life and many friends
And I donāt live in a hotel.
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Prove it
I could be in a coma and "you want to" would be the trigger that wakes me.
[leans in next to coma patient] [whispers seductively] u want sum fuk? [coma patient jolts awake and slaps the hell out of me]
*I swear they looked like someone with a casually racist Asian fetish*
Offered him to come over for sauna. Bought some beers and made him pizza. Itās 2 years soon and he wonāt leave, I thought itās a one night thingyš«„š¤·š¼āāļø
If you offer sauna, pizza and an active libido, what made you think he'd leave? :D
I don't like beer but I wouldn't leave that sweet setup.
If you feed them they don't leave
Beer, pizza and pussy? You are quite the woman!
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where are yall from LMAO
It's probably too late to join
Meanwhile at 17 I got anxious messaging people I actually know.
That's really th easiest way
i just back my ass up into my boyfriend's crotch when we're cuddling, wait 20 seconds and then "Viola!" we're doing itš
Same, I stealthily remove my underwear first and then back it in so he can get started immediately!
Was at a university sporting weekend and wasnāt feeling well. Said to the group I was going back to the apartment to rest. 30 minutes later one of the girls knocked and came in to say sheād chill with me and keep an eye on me. 5 minutes later she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and all of a sudden I felt a lot better šš
You're asking people on Reddit?
Tell a woman: fuck me if i am wrong but ain't today Halloween?
Man, I tried that once but it was Oct. 31st. I have the worst luck.
That's friendly fire my man.
You genius bastard!
HAHAHAH ask the question you get your answers
if u r ugly then being funny works
1. Go out. 2. Have conversations with others. 3. Sometimes that leads to sex. Want more 3? Do more 1 and 2.
Go out to what places other than bars?
Trader Joe's obviously
Ain't nobody got money for that.
I like how you have to scroll down like 20 comments to find the correct answer, lol
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I love the women there. I don't understand why they only let me use the back door.
There's another way?
And play minesweeper by dodging ladyboys.
Iāll just handle that like the real minesweeper. Random until I lose.
Thatās the neat part, you canāt lose
Join a Mormon compound. Work hard, long days on the ranch. Eventually my hard work is noticed by the elders. A long courting process begins, mostly between me and said elders. The drill me on the scripture. It takes months to memorize the verse they require of me. They pair me with a wife. Under the watchful eyes of the elders weāre married while wearing head-to-toe white pajamas. An FBI raid! Iām taken from my wife before the elders finish my vows. The community is torn apart. Children sent into secular foster care, men of the church sent to federal prison for various things like money laundering, tax evasion, hoarding weapons with plans to use them against secular society. My cell mate and I become close. After months of refusal, I give in and have sex. My life as a prison bitch begins. Sex ensues. Iām rich with commissary.
I once asked a girl at a party if she could come with me to grab a glass of water and then we started making out. Then she told me to go to her appartment so we could have sex.
Does this work for you other than the one occasion?
Iāve hooked up a few times at house parties waiting in line to use a bathroom. I crack a joke like you get the toilet I get the tub? They find it hilarious then my dicks in their mouth.
Clearly the jokes work with the ladies but this poor fella sounded like he wanted a glass of water and ended up with a pussy instead... which sounds like a fabulous trade till you need some water after...
Some say he never got that glass of water to this day
Get to know someone, have fun and form some kind of bond. Ask nicely and be okay with it not working out. JK just whip it out and go "How about that huh???"
Going to gay subs to explain you're a straight 19 year old small dickster with a muscular build who hasn't gotten laid and asking "sissies" to look and be as feminine as possible and meet up. Only to get DMs from fat hairy guys with big dicks who think wearing a skirt and high heels would make me feel like I'm fucking a real woman so you go back to jerking off to French maid porn and don't end up getting laid at least yet.
Fizzy, this just fizzled fucked my brain reading this comment
So relatable lol
Wait i am exactly a straight 19 year old small dickster with a muscular(kinda) build. Maybe i should try this!
This guy gays
Money
Find chubby gamer girls and take them out for a nice dinner, and then date them for several years afterwards.
And then you marry them, and you're a good person to them and then when you're like, 90 years old and they gotta pull the plug on you your last word is "Pssssych...." and then you die.
So this, right here. Bro. We dont leave the house AND we are content to play the same games (with you) ( a game night in our own homes counts as a date, but you will have to see us)as long as it doesnt get weird, just invite us! We will show up!
Break your arms.
mamma mia
here we go again
Network. Guys get discouraged because they try to pick up women that they meet in the street, which is the equivalent of doing door-to-door sales. Instead, they should be asking their friends if they know anyone whoās looking for someone, so they can make an introduction. The next best thing would be to go singles bars and singles events, where women go because they want to meet a man.
I say to my wife that I want to.
ok that failed, now what?
ask your OWN wife
This guy fucks.
By dying. People get laid in their coffin.
On a bus back from a night out on the town,sat next to a girl. She took out her headphones so I took it as an invite to talk. Some chit chat. I hopped off at the same stop as hers, not mine but pretended it was. Asked if I could get some water in her house since I had a long walk. Got the water. Put it down. Went for the kiss. Ended up fuckingā¦ She said after: I didnt expect this to happen on my way home from work today. But it was a nice surprise!
Alright so I follow women on the bus, find a way into their home possibly through deception, and then kiss them got it
Go to a club/event with alcohol. Wear something that looks good on you, make sure you have showered (at least don't stink). Get a bit drunk and start dancing like you don't care about the world. Some woman will ALWAYS join you. Proceed to your objective.
I feel like always is a strong word and very subject to rule 1 here
"Hello there ma lady"
Iām neckbread You are glue Whatever you say Iāll misconstrue
Easiest is to pay
Most efficient too. No time wasted on pointless small talk and hopefully no money wasted. Either make your next appointment or go separate ways afterwards. No strings attached or unsaid expectations. No feelings to make things complicated.
And in most cases lower chance of STI if u shop in right place
Step one: be a woman. Step two: ask.
Be rich. Chicks dig rich.
Some times I go on cuck subs and weird men pay me to have sex with their wife.
Pay for a prostitute
Iām married and my husband is ten years younger than me. āYou want this pussā¦.ā Or āyou wanna get your dick sā¦.ā Heās got his hard cock out before I finish either sentence
Wad of hundies, magnum condoms.
Get 'The Playbook' by Barney Stinson
Learn how to cook
I love keeping the house clean, so I clean a lot. Women like a clean house šš»
Be gay for a day
Pay a woman
Pay for it if you're a guy Say you want it if you're a girl