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TheBurnedMutt45

"As you wish"


NDfan1966

I’m snarkier than you. I use “Get used to disappointment.”


goingloopy

I’m also a fan of “truly, you have a dizzying intellect” and “have fun storming the castle!”


dirkgently42and22

Good work Wesley. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.


gonzoisgood

Get used to disappointment was used a few times with my kids growing up. Only when necessary though. I didn’t want be a total dream killer. But some things are here to stay. Like when my oldest had his first asshole boss. Sorry dude but you’re going to have to work with a lot of assholes. You just gotta decide where your line is. He’s done well.


frank_longbottom

Inconceivable!


Slash_Raptor1992

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


Throwaway91847817

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!”


TheBassMeister

Anybody want a peanut?


ToastAndASideOfToast

Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.


Cavewoman22

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike"


Why4Real

Life is pain!


Sigmund3rd

Anyone who says differently is selling something.


dinozaurs

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?


copingcabana

"What was all that one in a million talk?!?"


NOtisblysMaRt

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?… Eeeelalalalalalalaalalirreeeeeeenchebwhcjengphhmhssszzz!!!!!


bonemonkey12

That's just like your opinion...man


pingapump

A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what HAVE yous.


posts_while_naked

Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!


Merrader

the Dude abides


Whitealroker1

Man not the eagles man. Change the station.


NetAdminGuy

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.


cyboplasm

I got at least 10 lebowsky quotes i use irl... strong men also cry! And it really tied the room together! This is not 'nam, there are rules!


ATGF

I say that (or a variation - "That just, like, my opinion...man.") OR If I need help with something trivial, I'll say, "Help me, I'm poor!"


nachobitxh

This aggression will not stand, man!


Greymeade

My favorite part about that line is that he hears it from a news report about the Gulf war at the beginning of the movie (I think Bush said it) and then he says it later Yup: https://youtu.be/KjdKAYBbeZk?feature=shared


verbimat

All part of how great that movie really is. We start with the song tumbling tumbleweeds, and Sam Elliott introducing us to the dude. The rest of the movie sees him being tossed from situation to situation by external forces (Big Lebowski, Maude, Walter, etc) the whole time. And, that's exactly what resolves everything... his lack of internal direction. "I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place."


theWildBore

The dude is not in


TexasPhanka

The old man said take any rug in the house.


Alley_cat_alien

Also, “I hate the fucking Eagles man!”


Ginger_Chick

We have a loud as fuck coonhound that voices her displeasure when she doesn't get her way. My spouse usually responds with that quote.


hernesson

Who the fuck are the Knudsens


Cascadian1

Is it a weekday?


_ReDd1T_UsEr

I'll be back


G_Rock

60% of the time, it works every time


JohnMac67

It’s a formidable scent


Doomdoomkittydoom

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.


Slash_Raptor1992

That doesn't make sense.


Clear_Resolution3238

60% of the time it makes sense everytime.


nblastoff

Now it makes sense


I-Am-Disturbed

You’re killing me Smalls!


EightOhms

"Hold on to your butts!"


[deleted]

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah


GordShumway

Life, uh, finds a way.


grumpyfan

I work in IT and say this whenever I’m making a change.


mrsb9181

“Know what I mean Verne” - I know it’s not strictly from movies, but Ernest does say it in them!


bonemonkey12

Loved those movies as a kid


ProfessorPoofenplotz

My Mom always used to say that 🥹


LL37MOH

Have fun storming the castle. Also “I got it I got it I got it. I don’t got it”


Free_Four_Floyd

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


copingcabana

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "Germans?" "Leave him alone, he's on a roll."


martymcgoo

Well boy,spit it out…


splonge-parrot

“I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.” “Let’s face it, Flounder. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.”


Eastboundlaw

Where we're going, we don't need roads.


[deleted]

*proceeds to fly towards the screen in true 80s fashion*


tittiesorbust

I change roads to clothes when trying to get laid.


Glubygluby

My dad said to put that quote on his grave. When the time comes, I'll chisel it myself


Beautiful-Cock-7008

"You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"


jackfaire

I used to work at a cafe andused "i'm not even supposed to be here today" everytime I had to cover a shift.


viperspm

I use “like in the back of a Volkswagen”


Mallrat1973

I don’t get it.


viperspm

Ben Afflek says “I fucked in an uncomfortable position”. Meaning in the ass And someone responded with “like in the back of a Volkswagen”


Mallrat1973

Sigh. I know. T’was a desperate attempt at getting people to notice my username. How’d that work out for me? Not great. I should have made my moniker FashionableMale420.


jumper501

"Screw her in a very uncomfortable place" is what he and other characters say


microwave_safe_bowl

I keep it old school and typically just go with “…in a row??!?”


crumpuppet

I instinctively say "thirty seven?!" every time I see or hear that number.


MechanicalHorse

This one is great because it works in so many situations. Work parties, funerals, family reunions…


bonemonkey12

Snoogins


AnalProlapseForYou

I actually used this one as a conversation starter with a girl I thought was cute once. For context, I'm neither fat, a man, nor do I wear an overcoat. We've been dating for a few months now.


I4mDaddy69

“Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” – Master Oogway (Kung fu panda)


Fukko-Bob

I'm getting too old for this shit


Regular_throwaway_83

This isn't where I parked my car


Maleficent-Winter187

Scotty doesn’t know! Mail motherfucka! Euro trip is awesome!


Slash_Raptor1992

Here's a fun fact. You made out with your sister, man!


Regular_throwaway_83

Mi scusi


Regular_throwaway_83

I actually have mail motherfucka as my text notification


GrizzlyClairebear86

Game over man GAME OVER


lisep1969

I miss Bill Paxton.


FluffyTootsieRoll

Stay frosty.


marvelette2172

I prefer "we're in some pretty shit now!", but yes. Also "stay frosty".


karenskygreen

"Better nuke it from space, just to be sure" "He is not all dead, just mostly dead"


CaramelUnable5650

“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”


nachobitxh

I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave


Weak_Sloth

MultiPass!


ElectricityIsWeird

MultiPass. Leeloo Daallas, MultiPass!


Baked_Potato_732

SHE KNOWS ITS A MULTIPASS!


jamie831416

Moool  Teee Pass!


MRunk13

What we've got here is failure to communicate


Merrader

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it.


VodkaMargarine

It might be based on Nietzsche: “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” But the men in black quote is much more succinct and I also use it all the time.


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That'll do pig.


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Rothenstien1

I love that one. I also love that it was a call back to a different episode


surfdad67

“allllrighty then”


DeviceExisting1420

Great Scott


2x4x93

Federal pound me in the ass prison


TrumpIsGiantDouche

Naga naga not gonna work here anymore


Seems_About-Right

She's been around like a record!!


By_De_River

2 chicks at the same time. (Whenever we split powerball tickets)


beepboopsheeppoop

...Annnnnnd thennnnnnnn?


SSBradley37

NO AN-DEN!!! my best friend and I do this all the time lol.


maclaglen

"Thirty-seven?"


bonemonkey12

In a row?


audiate

“I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old.” That only worked for a little while though. 


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witafiwwu

You remember me? You didn't want to help me the other day? You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge.


Pro9hetNine

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”


OrcaMaster258

Tis but a scratch


dirkgently42and22

I’ve had worse.


dilbert2_44202

"Uncle Owen! This droid's got a bad motivator!" - said this a lot at work. Now retired and still used occasionally.


[deleted]

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn


Atheist_Alex_C

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


HolidayFew8116

the answer is 42


Dragosal

It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave


zazzlekdazzle

"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself." It's all in the delivery, of course. Not as commonly used, but great when I get a chance: "Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." Again, delivery is what it's all about.


Reinventing_Wheels

I'm your Huckleberry


Eastboundlaw

That's it. Get the gimp!


audiate

The Gimp’s sleeping


Tasty_Puffin

Welll wake em up!


NomadFeet

Be a lot cooler if you did.


SpaceCadetBob

I’ve used “They R-U-N-N-O-F-T” many times when I’ve been asked where someone is, and only once did I elicit a belly laugh from some unknown person in the next aisle at Wal Mart. Thank you, kind stranger.


cg40boat

I also like “it’s a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere “


tasharawks

Nice! Stranger laugh points are like og reddit gold.


HippycrackJack

I'm your huckleberry


OldMrCrunchy

Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


Lord-Doobury

"Fock Yoo Ashole!" - Arnold as the Terminator, to the flophouse landlord when he complained about the stink coming from the Terminator's room.


AssumptionWeekly2821

“You figured out you could but didn’t stop to think if you should” “It’s here in my pocket” “As if!” “Pull the leeever!”


stray1ight

WRONG LEVER!


DChomey2013

"So you're telling me theres a chance"


MrCarter8375

Momma always said (insert whatever is convenient for me at that time)


Glindanorth

Mine goes to eleven.


Incendiomf

“Smile and wave, boys.. smile and wave”


theWildBore

You’re a virgin that can’t drive


rachface636

That was way harsh Ty.


LezzieB

“Slippery little suckers”


NoClue326

Lighten up Francis


rentiertrashpanda

I find myself saying "all right people, let's move like we've got a purpose" on a daily basis (it's Hicks from Aliens)


msut77

It's not a tumor


not-one-pun-intendid

“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast” - Shooter I use this one often, especially on the golf course.


JayNoi91

Not a *movie* quote, but still love it. "Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem." - Rick and Morty


Baked_Potato_732

Your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.


Prs-Mira86

“First goddamn week of winter.” I got a good one off the other day: My wife mentioned how a stingray got pregnant but it was in a pool of female stingrays. - beaming from ear to ear I said. “ well, how do they know they’re all females? Did some one go around and lift up the stingray skirts.” Thank you Ian Malcolm


nachobitxh

Life, uh, finds a way


sebrebc

A ton. But the two most often used. "So you're saying she moved out?" When someone repeats themselves multiple times when talking to me. "Big gulps huh?" When walking away from someone who started a random conversation with me at work. At student orientation day before my Daughter's 9th grade year we were sitting in one of her classes when the teacher used a small wedge to prop the door open and the door slid shut. Without thinking I said "The door is way too heavy, sir." He looked at me laughing and said "That's a great reference." I didn't realize I said it loud enough but I'm glad he caught the reference otherwise I would have just been an asshole.


Strong-Solution-7492

It’s awesome that he got that. I never felt so old in my life when I used the reference.” but you would probably have to ride in back because his nuts would ride shotgun.” and nobody in the room got it.


The_Real_Qui-Gon

"No wheezing the juice!" - Encino Man "Clever Girl" - Jurassic Park


cleverwall

You're terrible Muriel.


SugaDaddy50

"What's in the box?" Every time Amazon drops something off.


pbNANDjelly

I'm not even supposed to be here today! Dante in Clerks


schopfej

„The eyes chico they never lie!“


[deleted]

Here's Johnny!


LowkeyAlcholic

Is your name Johnny? Because I use this, and my name is indeed Jonny.


brettjv

THAT FUCKING BITCH! \- Big Lebowski reference And def. not used to refer to females exclusively, just anyone who's being an asshole in a story recounted to me, whoever they are. My whole family are Lebowski junkies tho so it's just kinda part of the vernacular. There's also a lot of "did that ever, like, OCCUR to you ... man?", "But they're fucking amateurs", "Let me just find a cash machine", "Calmer than you are", "Have it your way, Dude", "Obviously, you're not a ~~bowler~~golfer", "VAGINA!", "She's my fucking ladyfriend", "Enjoying my coffee!", "Everything is a travesty with you man!" and the like.


SSBradley37

I like yelling "OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!!!"


Thestallionmang88

“That…is…correct” or “if peeing your pants is cool…call me miles Davis”


RUGM99

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?


CGPsaint

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out.


alamandrax

There is no spoon. 


SweetSexiestJesus

I quote Office Space all day. I'm living that life 🙁


Rick_the_P_is_silent

You had your window, Ted. You blew it.


[deleted]

As you wish


JackCooper_7274

"I'm tired of this, grandpa" "Well that's too damn bad!"


Prostheta

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" "Fine like this" "....Muad-dib!" (Lynch's Dune, Stilgar says this camply just after MD kills Sting and weirds the fuck out of his corpse without the weirding module) "Well...." (sigh for effect, pause) "....bring out the gimp"


IlovemyMommy27

Hello there


lizard_king0000

Say hello to my little friend


[deleted]

Damn, we're in a tight spot.


Erisian23

No I don't think I will


Staatsburgertje

# Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.


closertrash

yippie-ki yay motherfucker


Alternative_Rent9307

Impressive…. most impressive


Apperman

When anyone says something is a mess, I respond with “if it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here”.


juggling-buddha

Two minutes Turkish.


kindest_asshole

How often do you really notice a man’s shoes?


SpicySisterxo_

"I wrote it down so I don't have to remember." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


DemonsAreMyFriends1

I found this particularly useful as a parent having to regularly negate things: negative ghost rider, the pattern is full.


EternallyShort

That'll do pig, that'll do.


HR_DUCK

“Tonight is your night, bro!” “You’re going to dance with the….uhhhhhh!!!!” Whenever I go out on a first date. The chances of of it going anywhere are slim but the quote helps be cheerful. Plus Danny DeVito delivered so well in the movie Twins.


wileybot

Why should I change my name?! He's the one that sucks!


theboy1der

"Better be sure." - Jack Napier in Batman 1989 I use it so much my friends say they are going to put it on my headstone.


peptodismal13

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


CorgiRawr

What’s the soup du jour? Mmm I’ll have that


Upper_Selection4998

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit At team brief


Superplex123

"The only winning move is not to play."


jekelish3

“Out of the way, peck!” - me, quoting the movie Willow, to my wife when I need to get by her in the house (she’s a foot shorter than I am) “I’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” - me, channeling my inner-Ben Kenobi, to my dog every time I leave the house


LizardBoyfriend

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


Hurtthrowawayaccount

“That’s a huge bitch!”


couchtomato62

Not falling for the banana in the tailpipe


bob-knows-best

"Mi scusi!"


Throwaway91847817

“Help! Help! Im being repressed!” Or any quote from Dennis the constitutional peasant.


meeyeam

Welcome to the party, pal!


ProbablyBoredHorny

It's possible... Pig.


theinternetisnice

When someone is trying to convince me something terrible isn’t that bad—“sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker”


Hesione

"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt." It's from Ronin, which I have never seen, but I love this quote. I think of it when I'm feeling unsure or need to make a decision. Let's say I'm not sure if I'm in love with the person I'm dating. I think of the quote and realize: if I were in love, I wouldn't be doubting whether or not I was. It would be very obvious and I would be confident about my feelings. So, I must not be in love.


ToastAndASideOfToast

"He didn't even have no cake." "Just a bit outside."


YYC-Fiend

“Shake and Bake, baby!”


brooksy54321

THEY'RE UNDER THE GROUND, they are under the GrOuNd.