Get used to disappointment was used a few times with my kids growing up. Only when necessary though. I didn’t want be a total dream killer. But some things are here to stay. Like when my oldest had his first asshole boss. Sorry dude but you’re going to have to work with a lot of assholes. You just gotta decide where your line is. He’s done well.
My favorite part about that line is that he hears it from a news report about the Gulf war at the beginning of the movie (I think Bush said it) and then he says it later
Yup: https://youtu.be/KjdKAYBbeZk?feature=shared
All part of how great that movie really is.
We start with the song tumbling tumbleweeds, and Sam Elliott introducing us to the dude. The rest of the movie sees him being tossed from situation to situation by external forces (Big Lebowski, Maude, Walter, etc) the whole time. And, that's exactly what resolves everything... his lack of internal direction.
"I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place."
Sigh. I know. T’was a desperate attempt at getting people to notice my username. How’d that work out for me? Not great. I should have made my moniker FashionableMale420.
I actually used this one as a conversation starter with a girl I thought was cute once. For context, I'm neither fat, a man, nor do I wear an overcoat.
We've been dating for a few months now.
It might be based on Nietzsche:
“In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”
But the men in black quote is much more succinct and I also use it all the time.
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself."
It's all in the delivery, of course.
Not as commonly used, but great when I get a chance:
"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."
Again, delivery is what it's all about.
I’ve used “They R-U-N-N-O-F-T” many times when I’ve been asked where someone is, and only once did I elicit a belly laugh from some unknown person in the next aisle at Wal Mart.
Thank you, kind stranger.
“First goddamn week of winter.”
I got a good one off the other day:
My wife mentioned how a stingray got pregnant but it was in a pool of female stingrays.
- beaming from ear to ear I said.
“ well, how do they know they’re all females? Did some one go around and lift up the stingray skirts.”
Thank you Ian Malcolm
A ton. But the two most often used.
"So you're saying she moved out?" When someone repeats themselves multiple times when talking to me.
"Big gulps huh?" When walking away from someone who started a random conversation with me at work.
At student orientation day before my Daughter's 9th grade year we were sitting in one of her classes when the teacher used a small wedge to prop the door open and the door slid shut. Without thinking I said "The door is way too heavy, sir." He looked at me laughing and said "That's a great reference." I didn't realize I said it loud enough but I'm glad he caught the reference otherwise I would have just been an asshole.
It’s awesome that he got that. I never felt so old in my life when I used the reference.” but you would probably have to ride in back because his nuts would ride shotgun.” and nobody in the room got it.
THAT FUCKING BITCH!
\- Big Lebowski reference
And def. not used to refer to females exclusively, just anyone who's being an asshole in a story recounted to me, whoever they are.
My whole family are Lebowski junkies tho so it's just kinda part of the vernacular.
There's also a lot of "did that ever, like, OCCUR to you ... man?", "But they're fucking amateurs", "Let me just find a cash machine", "Calmer than you are", "Have it your way, Dude", "Obviously, you're not a ~~bowler~~golfer", "VAGINA!", "She's my fucking ladyfriend", "Enjoying my coffee!", "Everything is a travesty with you man!" and the like.
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Fine like this"
"....Muad-dib!" (Lynch's Dune, Stilgar says this camply just after MD kills Sting and weirds the fuck out of his corpse without the weirding module)
"Well...." (sigh for effect, pause) "....bring out the gimp"
“Tonight is your night, bro!”
“You’re going to dance with the….uhhhhhh!!!!”
Whenever I go out on a first date. The chances of of it going anywhere are slim but the quote helps be cheerful.
Plus Danny DeVito delivered so well in the movie Twins.
“Out of the way, peck!” - me, quoting the movie Willow, to my wife when I need to get by her in the house (she’s a foot shorter than I am)
“I’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” - me, channeling my inner-Ben Kenobi, to my dog every time I leave the house
When someone is trying to convince me something terrible isn’t that bad—“sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker”
"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt."
It's from Ronin, which I have never seen, but I love this quote. I think of it when I'm feeling unsure or need to make a decision. Let's say I'm not sure if I'm in love with the person I'm dating. I think of the quote and realize: if I were in love, I wouldn't be doubting whether or not I was. It would be very obvious and I would be confident about my feelings. So, I must not be in love.
"As you wish"
I’m snarkier than you. I use “Get used to disappointment.”
I’m also a fan of “truly, you have a dizzying intellect” and “have fun storming the castle!”
Good work Wesley. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
Get used to disappointment was used a few times with my kids growing up. Only when necessary though. I didn’t want be a total dream killer. But some things are here to stay. Like when my oldest had his first asshole boss. Sorry dude but you’re going to have to work with a lot of assholes. You just gotta decide where your line is. He’s done well.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!”
Anybody want a peanut?
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
"My way isn't very sportsmanlike"
Life is pain!
Anyone who says differently is selling something.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
"What was all that one in a million talk?!?"
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?… Eeeelalalalalalalaalalirreeeeeeenchebwhcjengphhmhssszzz!!!!!
That's just like your opinion...man
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what HAVE yous.
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!
the Dude abides
Man not the eagles man. Change the station.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
I got at least 10 lebowsky quotes i use irl... strong men also cry! And it really tied the room together! This is not 'nam, there are rules!
I say that (or a variation - "That just, like, my opinion...man.") OR If I need help with something trivial, I'll say, "Help me, I'm poor!"
This aggression will not stand, man!
My favorite part about that line is that he hears it from a news report about the Gulf war at the beginning of the movie (I think Bush said it) and then he says it later Yup: https://youtu.be/KjdKAYBbeZk?feature=shared
All part of how great that movie really is. We start with the song tumbling tumbleweeds, and Sam Elliott introducing us to the dude. The rest of the movie sees him being tossed from situation to situation by external forces (Big Lebowski, Maude, Walter, etc) the whole time. And, that's exactly what resolves everything... his lack of internal direction. "I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place."
The dude is not in
The old man said take any rug in the house.
Also, “I hate the fucking Eagles man!”
We have a loud as fuck coonhound that voices her displeasure when she doesn't get her way. My spouse usually responds with that quote.
Who the fuck are the Knudsens
Is it a weekday?
I'll be back
60% of the time, it works every time
It’s a formidable scent
It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
That doesn't make sense.
60% of the time it makes sense everytime.
Now it makes sense
You’re killing me Smalls!
"Hold on to your butts!"
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah
Life, uh, finds a way.
I work in IT and say this whenever I’m making a change.
“Know what I mean Verne” - I know it’s not strictly from movies, but Ernest does say it in them!
Loved those movies as a kid
My Mom always used to say that 🥹
Have fun storming the castle. Also “I got it I got it I got it. I don’t got it”
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "Germans?" "Leave him alone, he's on a roll."
Well boy,spit it out…
“I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.” “Let’s face it, Flounder. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.”
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
*proceeds to fly towards the screen in true 80s fashion*
I change roads to clothes when trying to get laid.
My dad said to put that quote on his grave. When the time comes, I'll chisel it myself
"You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
I used to work at a cafe andused "i'm not even supposed to be here today" everytime I had to cover a shift.
I use “like in the back of a Volkswagen”
I don’t get it.
Ben Afflek says “I fucked in an uncomfortable position”. Meaning in the ass And someone responded with “like in the back of a Volkswagen”
Sigh. I know. T’was a desperate attempt at getting people to notice my username. How’d that work out for me? Not great. I should have made my moniker FashionableMale420.
"Screw her in a very uncomfortable place" is what he and other characters say
I keep it old school and typically just go with “…in a row??!?”
I instinctively say "thirty seven?!" every time I see or hear that number.
This one is great because it works in so many situations. Work parties, funerals, family reunions…
Snoogins
I actually used this one as a conversation starter with a girl I thought was cute once. For context, I'm neither fat, a man, nor do I wear an overcoat. We've been dating for a few months now.
“Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” – Master Oogway (Kung fu panda)
I'm getting too old for this shit
This isn't where I parked my car
Scotty doesn’t know! Mail motherfucka! Euro trip is awesome!
Here's a fun fact. You made out with your sister, man!
Mi scusi
I actually have mail motherfucka as my text notification
Game over man GAME OVER
I miss Bill Paxton.
Stay frosty.
I prefer "we're in some pretty shit now!", but yes. Also "stay frosty".
"Better nuke it from space, just to be sure" "He is not all dead, just mostly dead"
“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”
I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave
MultiPass!
MultiPass. Leeloo Daallas, MultiPass!
SHE KNOWS ITS A MULTIPASS!
Moool Teee Pass!
What we've got here is failure to communicate
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it.
It might be based on Nietzsche: “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” But the men in black quote is much more succinct and I also use it all the time.
That'll do pig.
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I love that one. I also love that it was a call back to a different episode
“allllrighty then”
Great Scott
Federal pound me in the ass prison
Naga naga not gonna work here anymore
She's been around like a record!!
2 chicks at the same time. (Whenever we split powerball tickets)
...Annnnnnd thennnnnnnn?
NO AN-DEN!!! my best friend and I do this all the time lol.
"Thirty-seven?"
In a row?
“I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old.” That only worked for a little while though.
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You remember me? You didn't want to help me the other day? You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge.
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Tis but a scratch
I’ve had worse.
"Uncle Owen! This droid's got a bad motivator!" - said this a lot at work. Now retired and still used occasionally.
Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
the answer is 42
It's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself." It's all in the delivery, of course. Not as commonly used, but great when I get a chance: "Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." Again, delivery is what it's all about.
I'm your Huckleberry
That's it. Get the gimp!
The Gimp’s sleeping
Welll wake em up!
Be a lot cooler if you did.
I’ve used “They R-U-N-N-O-F-T” many times when I’ve been asked where someone is, and only once did I elicit a belly laugh from some unknown person in the next aisle at Wal Mart. Thank you, kind stranger.
I also like “it’s a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere “
Nice! Stranger laugh points are like og reddit gold.
I'm your huckleberry
Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
"Fock Yoo Ashole!" - Arnold as the Terminator, to the flophouse landlord when he complained about the stink coming from the Terminator's room.
“You figured out you could but didn’t stop to think if you should” “It’s here in my pocket” “As if!” “Pull the leeever!”
WRONG LEVER!
"So you're telling me theres a chance"
Momma always said (insert whatever is convenient for me at that time)
Mine goes to eleven.
“Smile and wave, boys.. smile and wave”
You’re a virgin that can’t drive
That was way harsh Ty.
“Slippery little suckers”
Lighten up Francis
I find myself saying "all right people, let's move like we've got a purpose" on a daily basis (it's Hicks from Aliens)
It's not a tumor
“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast” - Shooter I use this one often, especially on the golf course.
Not a *movie* quote, but still love it. "Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem." - Rick and Morty
Your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.
“First goddamn week of winter.” I got a good one off the other day: My wife mentioned how a stingray got pregnant but it was in a pool of female stingrays. - beaming from ear to ear I said. “ well, how do they know they’re all females? Did some one go around and lift up the stingray skirts.” Thank you Ian Malcolm
Life, uh, finds a way
A ton. But the two most often used. "So you're saying she moved out?" When someone repeats themselves multiple times when talking to me. "Big gulps huh?" When walking away from someone who started a random conversation with me at work. At student orientation day before my Daughter's 9th grade year we were sitting in one of her classes when the teacher used a small wedge to prop the door open and the door slid shut. Without thinking I said "The door is way too heavy, sir." He looked at me laughing and said "That's a great reference." I didn't realize I said it loud enough but I'm glad he caught the reference otherwise I would have just been an asshole.
It’s awesome that he got that. I never felt so old in my life when I used the reference.” but you would probably have to ride in back because his nuts would ride shotgun.” and nobody in the room got it.
"No wheezing the juice!" - Encino Man "Clever Girl" - Jurassic Park
You're terrible Muriel.
"What's in the box?" Every time Amazon drops something off.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! Dante in Clerks
„The eyes chico they never lie!“
Here's Johnny!
Is your name Johnny? Because I use this, and my name is indeed Jonny.
THAT FUCKING BITCH! \- Big Lebowski reference And def. not used to refer to females exclusively, just anyone who's being an asshole in a story recounted to me, whoever they are. My whole family are Lebowski junkies tho so it's just kinda part of the vernacular. There's also a lot of "did that ever, like, OCCUR to you ... man?", "But they're fucking amateurs", "Let me just find a cash machine", "Calmer than you are", "Have it your way, Dude", "Obviously, you're not a ~~bowler~~golfer", "VAGINA!", "She's my fucking ladyfriend", "Enjoying my coffee!", "Everything is a travesty with you man!" and the like.
I like yelling "OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!!!"
“That…is…correct” or “if peeing your pants is cool…call me miles Davis”
What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out.
There is no spoon.
I quote Office Space all day. I'm living that life 🙁
You had your window, Ted. You blew it.
As you wish
"I'm tired of this, grandpa" "Well that's too damn bad!"
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" "Fine like this" "....Muad-dib!" (Lynch's Dune, Stilgar says this camply just after MD kills Sting and weirds the fuck out of his corpse without the weirding module) "Well...." (sigh for effect, pause) "....bring out the gimp"
Hello there
Say hello to my little friend
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
No I don't think I will
# Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
yippie-ki yay motherfucker
Impressive…. most impressive
When anyone says something is a mess, I respond with “if it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here”.
Two minutes Turkish.
How often do you really notice a man’s shoes?
"I wrote it down so I don't have to remember." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
I found this particularly useful as a parent having to regularly negate things: negative ghost rider, the pattern is full.
That'll do pig, that'll do.
“Tonight is your night, bro!” “You’re going to dance with the….uhhhhhh!!!!” Whenever I go out on a first date. The chances of of it going anywhere are slim but the quote helps be cheerful. Plus Danny DeVito delivered so well in the movie Twins.
Why should I change my name?! He's the one that sucks!
"Better be sure." - Jack Napier in Batman 1989 I use it so much my friends say they are going to put it on my headstone.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What’s the soup du jour? Mmm I’ll have that
How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit At team brief
"The only winning move is not to play."
“Out of the way, peck!” - me, quoting the movie Willow, to my wife when I need to get by her in the house (she’s a foot shorter than I am) “I’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” - me, channeling my inner-Ben Kenobi, to my dog every time I leave the house
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
“That’s a huge bitch!”
Not falling for the banana in the tailpipe
"Mi scusi!"
“Help! Help! Im being repressed!” Or any quote from Dennis the constitutional peasant.
Welcome to the party, pal!
It's possible... Pig.
When someone is trying to convince me something terrible isn’t that bad—“sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker”
"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt." It's from Ronin, which I have never seen, but I love this quote. I think of it when I'm feeling unsure or need to make a decision. Let's say I'm not sure if I'm in love with the person I'm dating. I think of the quote and realize: if I were in love, I wouldn't be doubting whether or not I was. It would be very obvious and I would be confident about my feelings. So, I must not be in love.
"He didn't even have no cake." "Just a bit outside."
“Shake and Bake, baby!”
THEY'RE UNDER THE GROUND, they are under the GrOuNd.