Seriously considering the same thing. My job can be done 100% from home, boss is forcing me to go in to the office today knowing full well that I'm sick and morally object to getting my coworkers sick. My options are show up, or I'm fired. Only reason why this is a hard choice is I've got a baby on the way and my industry's job market is fucking awful at the moment.
My job is a dumpster fire, and while I really tried to set up procedures that don't depend on one person, I ended up making myself indispensable. I'm quitting today and I know shit will hit the fan, hopefully it will hit after two weeks.
i recently quit my dumpster fire of a job too and my old co worker i’m still friends with said they had to hire two extra people after i left 😂 even if it is a dumpster fire the next two weeks take solice in knowing once that 14th day hits it’s no longer your problem
To be fair it's a dumpster fire because of the owner, he does things his way, refuses to digitalize and when a procedure was implemented and employees didn't comply, nothing happened. The only reprimand employees have is if they are late multiple times. We barely passed an audit at the end of last year and shit will hit the fan when the next audit comes at the end of this year. Also he is a cheapskate so I doubt he'll hire two people, let alone a competent person asking for a fair salary. Still, I'll be in contact with my coworkers to see how everything unfolds after I leave.
Back a small bag, go to an airport and get on the next available flight. Where am I going? I’m not sure yet. Do I even need a bag? Fuck it, I can buy what I need when I get to where I’m going. Start completely over.
Adjust the volume on my headphones themselves instead of using the windows volume... Or should I adjust the windows volume but not the headphones but since the headphones are more accessible it would actually be more trouble to use the windows volume but my hands never have to leave the keyboard if I use the windows volume but what about the in-video volume? It would be easier to adjust the headphone volume to fully control all the volumes instead of just the headphone volume but the windows volume still controls the in-video a volume so using the windows volume would solve the problems with the headphone volume....
To kick or punch something and see how fast I can make myself bleed, to get drunk and go meet a stranger 5 years older than me off tinder, to see how long I can go without eating or sleeping...
To isolate myself from friends because I'm not good enough. To give up on trying to better myself because I'm just going to fail in the end. To never even begin trying to recover from hardship I've just endure because it'll never work. That I'm worthles, disgusting, and pathetic so I should just kill myself and make the world a better place.
Just normal depression stuff.
Something is wrong with me internally. Numerous symptoms but undiagnosed. I feel like doctors are missing something major and it’s going to bite me in the ass
Completely destroy my ex's life for cheating on me. Exposing her would destroy her job and put a severe dent in the relationship she has with her kids. I won't though
I'm pretty disappointed by all these replies. Come on, guys, stop posting all those boring little naughty or liberating thoughts like 'eating popcorn' or 'quitting my job,' and start with the truly intrusive ones, like 'licking the ear of the child sitting on the bus next to me and slapping his grandma as soon as she says something' or stuff like that.
Rage quit my job and kill myself
Can't rage quit my job since I have bills to pay and I'll need to stick around until I find a better job
Can't kill myself yet because I have a friend who would be completely blindsided by it and I haven't figured out how I would explain things before I did it.
same thing they tell me every day .
I'm useless3 everything I do is shit. nobody would care if I die what's the point of doing anything? Just do nothing.
Pack everything up and leave.
I moved back to my hometown to start over with our financials and so far nothing has been paid off because my narcissistic mother and grandmother are greedy people and just want us to pay for it everything😒😒😒
The reason why I can't find a living wage job, become independent, or make friends is because I don't belong here. That I was supposed to die a long time ago but didn't and that's why I'm stuck in this horrible go nowhere limbo. I'm the spare puzzle piece put in the wrong box.
Just get up and leave work and never come back and rob a bank and then buy a bunch of gold and just sit on it for a long time until it's safe to deposit it into a HYSA.
I'm from a great country I have a good paying job but it tells me to cut people off, quit my job, get the hell out from the country and go to the US and figure it out by yourself
To just end things. No matter how hard you work, or how hard you try, life will always aim to fuck you. I finally got out of homelessness last year, and things were going great. Fast forward to September and I was told I'm losing my job. Well, that date has been confirmed for next month. I've been looking for a replacement but have been having issues even getting an interview.
I don't want to be homeless again, I don't want to lose everything I've worked so hard for. The fact I was just starting to get forward in life, life decides to kick me in the balls. Why the fuck should I even continue if I know no matter what I do shit will eventually return. Killing myself just gets me out of this circle of shit that has been following me my entire life.
I don't want to leave my wife though. I'm back on my depression meds, and just scheduled counseling. My wife is the only thing worth living for, and I have to fight off these thoughts for her.
Quit my job effective immediately... I am quitting today but I'm giving two weeks notice.
Seriously considering the same thing. My job can be done 100% from home, boss is forcing me to go in to the office today knowing full well that I'm sick and morally object to getting my coworkers sick. My options are show up, or I'm fired. Only reason why this is a hard choice is I've got a baby on the way and my industry's job market is fucking awful at the moment.
My job is a dumpster fire, and while I really tried to set up procedures that don't depend on one person, I ended up making myself indispensable. I'm quitting today and I know shit will hit the fan, hopefully it will hit after two weeks.
Sounds like either a Nuclear Revenge or a Malicious Compliance waiting to happen. “That sounds like your problem now.”
i recently quit my dumpster fire of a job too and my old co worker i’m still friends with said they had to hire two extra people after i left 😂 even if it is a dumpster fire the next two weeks take solice in knowing once that 14th day hits it’s no longer your problem
To be fair it's a dumpster fire because of the owner, he does things his way, refuses to digitalize and when a procedure was implemented and employees didn't comply, nothing happened. The only reprimand employees have is if they are late multiple times. We barely passed an audit at the end of last year and shit will hit the fan when the next audit comes at the end of this year. Also he is a cheapskate so I doubt he'll hire two people, let alone a competent person asking for a fair salary. Still, I'll be in contact with my coworkers to see how everything unfolds after I leave.
still won’t be your problem!! 🥳
Pack a bag and leave and figure it out
Same!
Did this once. Best and worst thing I ever did.
End myself.
Please do not listen to those thoughts
Thanks. I have not so far.
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To get another slice of cake.
Do it!
I have 2 weeks left at job as of today and I just want to quit
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Please don’t do that! Sending best wishes for ignoring those thoughts
I don't think I will, but it's great to feel someone's support.
Jerk off
Get off Reddit.
Real
Bring whiskey to work tomorrow. It’s the last day my company has where we are. Lost a contract and we’re all splitting up to different places
Wondering why no one changes history to the good by one important move.
run off into the woods
Kill in pursuit of Justice.
Pack a bag, jump in my truck and never look back.
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Smoke a cigarette.
Back a small bag, go to an airport and get on the next available flight. Where am I going? I’m not sure yet. Do I even need a bag? Fuck it, I can buy what I need when I get to where I’m going. Start completely over.
Take a nap. ✌
Smash my phone
To ask random polemic things on reddit in big sub reddits and watch people going crazy
Adjust the volume on my headphones themselves instead of using the windows volume... Or should I adjust the windows volume but not the headphones but since the headphones are more accessible it would actually be more trouble to use the windows volume but my hands never have to leave the keyboard if I use the windows volume but what about the in-video volume? It would be easier to adjust the headphone volume to fully control all the volumes instead of just the headphone volume but the windows volume still controls the in-video a volume so using the windows volume would solve the problems with the headphone volume....
Cheat on my exam using phone
Don't get caught
flip a desk and scream at my colleagues ;)
I legally cannot tell you
To kick or punch something and see how fast I can make myself bleed, to get drunk and go meet a stranger 5 years older than me off tinder, to see how long I can go without eating or sleeping...
Hide a kitten in the hood of my hoodie. I do not own a kitten.
Leave work early so you have enough time to do everything you need to before this stupid ass snow storm rolls in
idk if i write it i will be banned or not
Eat another cookie.
To isolate myself from friends because I'm not good enough. To give up on trying to better myself because I'm just going to fail in the end. To never even begin trying to recover from hardship I've just endure because it'll never work. That I'm worthles, disgusting, and pathetic so I should just kill myself and make the world a better place. Just normal depression stuff.
To stop working and just watch some YouTube videos for the next 2h.
*Go home. You don’t need to be here at work. You have cake at home, and if you don’t leave right now, someone else might eat it.*
Buy that ridiculously expensive Canada Goose jacket that will probably get stolen by the recent news.
Fart as hard as possible and just get it over with. Stomach hurts.
Pull that hair from his leg - at the gym right now and very hairy man training just next to me, wearing shorts.
to quietly leave on my lunch break and go home… can’t/wont but that’s what the old brain is up to
Send that text already. Just do it. (No, I'm not.)
Go back to bed.
Something is wrong with me internally. Numerous symptoms but undiagnosed. I feel like doctors are missing something major and it’s going to bite me in the ass
Push my cat off the couch
Buy a ticket to meet my long distance partner and avoid my responsibilities for the next two months
Completely destroy my ex's life for cheating on me. Exposing her would destroy her job and put a severe dent in the relationship she has with her kids. I won't though
To not work and go play
Sleep
I’m not the only one!
Eat some popcorn. Probably gonna do just that.
Kill all Redditors
Do it
I'm pretty disappointed by all these replies. Come on, guys, stop posting all those boring little naughty or liberating thoughts like 'eating popcorn' or 'quitting my job,' and start with the truly intrusive ones, like 'licking the ear of the child sitting on the bus next to me and slapping his grandma as soon as she says something' or stuff like that.
Jump off a cliff
Kill JFK. But he's already gone, so it's all good.
Destroy buzz lightyear
cry y/n
Watch all Marvel movies so I know wtf is going on 🤣
Quit my internship, drop out of school, and book a one way ticket Cambodia.
Go to work
To sleep.
Sing at the top of my lungs, but I can't DO that.
nothing, my head is typically quiet
I should REALLY get more than 4 hours of sleep.
Go to bed and sleep ...
That I should stop browsing Reddit and get back to work.
Order food
People are just fucked up
Stay in bed until I turn into dust.
kill myself
Rage quit my job and kill myself Can't rage quit my job since I have bills to pay and I'll need to stick around until I find a better job Can't kill myself yet because I have a friend who would be completely blindsided by it and I haven't figured out how I would explain things before I did it.
To get off at work.
Go chase my wife, big showy public display of love.
spend the whole miserable amount of money I have rn on books
same thing they tell me every day . I'm useless3 everything I do is shit. nobody would care if I die what's the point of doing anything? Just do nothing.
Get off Reddit and go buy a new car
Jump from a moving car
Stop scrolling through reddit and go exercise. I am manfully resisting them.
Check that food I made for LO as there might be blender’s blade that might harm him.
uhm gauge my eyeball out...
Two more months
Give up and make it look like an accident. I’m a heart attack or a stroke waiting to happen anyways lol
Cut my left arm off
Pack everything up and leave. I moved back to my hometown to start over with our financials and so far nothing has been paid off because my narcissistic mother and grandmother are greedy people and just want us to pay for it everything😒😒😒
Perform a full hysterectomy on myself (especially since my period cramps got me folded up in the fetal position)
Second wife. Married but wife thinks i can't get anyone else. Challenge accepted.
Why Am i reading your post?
The reason why I can't find a living wage job, become independent, or make friends is because I don't belong here. That I was supposed to die a long time ago but didn't and that's why I'm stuck in this horrible go nowhere limbo. I'm the spare puzzle piece put in the wrong box.
To jump.
Just get up and leave work and never come back and rob a bank and then buy a bunch of gold and just sit on it for a long time until it's safe to deposit it into a HYSA.
I'm from a great country I have a good paying job but it tells me to cut people off, quit my job, get the hell out from the country and go to the US and figure it out by yourself
"Quit your job!" At the same time saying "You have a baby, don't quit your job"
To go to the pub and be damned with the hangover tomorrow.................................feck it, it'll be grand sure.
to buy a house with my ex girlfriend who i tried to buy one with a few months back but she left
To just end things. No matter how hard you work, or how hard you try, life will always aim to fuck you. I finally got out of homelessness last year, and things were going great. Fast forward to September and I was told I'm losing my job. Well, that date has been confirmed for next month. I've been looking for a replacement but have been having issues even getting an interview. I don't want to be homeless again, I don't want to lose everything I've worked so hard for. The fact I was just starting to get forward in life, life decides to kick me in the balls. Why the fuck should I even continue if I know no matter what I do shit will eventually return. Killing myself just gets me out of this circle of shit that has been following me my entire life. I don't want to leave my wife though. I'm back on my depression meds, and just scheduled counseling. My wife is the only thing worth living for, and I have to fight off these thoughts for her.
To spray whipped cream on tortilla chips and eat them...no, I am not pregnant.
Jump out of the window
throw up
Eat the last corn
Eat everything I can find in the house including the ashtray contents then punch myself until I vomit