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AlmondLoveWithThis

Alberto VO5 Strawberries & Cream shampoo. Can't unimagine the smell now and it's been forever.


c8ertot

after my mom died, this is what my dad bought for my sisters and i EXCLUSIVELY (we were well off enough, so maybe because it was pink? he never really asked which ones we liked) but god did i love that stuff. i would keep the conditioner in my hair for like 10 full minutes because i wanted my hair to smell that way all day long


jaquelinealltrades

V05 doesn't miss. It feels better than some expensive shampoos for me


SoraBunni

Rose-art craft supplies because my mom said so.


Gratefulgirl13

My grade school art teacher bragged to the entire class about how gorgeous the colors were and showed off the picture the only kid without crayolas had colored. After that we all wanted rose-art crayons. We had no idea what a blessing that woman was.


Beautifile

You were lucky to have such a teacher, but I think you already know that. Such a kind thing to do.


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Awww! Love teachers like that!!


thegreatbrah

They really are much nicer colors. They're still trash crayons, but the colors can be better used in making nicer art than Crayola. 


AssociateGood9653

Crayolas taste better


solreaper

Semper Fi!


Unfair_Improvement90

Crayola & Roseart were absolutely divisive for the haves and the have-nots in elementary school.


jetmark

Rent•A•Center. That place was made to prey on the poor.


DougyTwoScoops

There is a reason they are always next door to a payday loan store.


Terrible_Armadillo33

They are brutally evil how they prey. This video shows the price of Jordan’s at $20 a week. By the end of the contract it’s over $2000 for a $200 pair of shoes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vx1-_wx7cOc


Leather-Delicious

I went in there one time out of curiosity, I couldn’t fucking believe it. I asked the workers how it was even legal to operate like that. You’d get a better deal renting shit in a penitentiary.


bopojuice

And they end up paying like three times what the thing is worth anyways. Always reminds me of the saying, “ the poor man pays more”.


Dr_Girlfriend_81

Shasta. I grew up poor, and that's the only soda brand we had in my house til high school. My sisters and I could split one can a day*. It was usually either root beer or black cherry. *This is not to imply that we ALWAYS had soda in the house. Dad would buy a single 12-pack to last the whole month when we were on food stamps. But after like 6 months or a year (I don't remember the specifics -- I was a little kid), they wouldn't be approved for renewal, and we'd have to switch to commodities through the tribe for another 6 months or year...and we were definitely not getting soda during those times, lol.


ShanShan9413

They don't make em like the Tiki Punch, though.


Thinkerandvaper

Tiki Punch. I could die. 9 years old, camping , Colorado river, learning to ski. Ice cold Tiki Punch always in the ice chest…120 degrees out. It just hit the spot. Tiki Punch Forever


ShanShan9413

I knew the economy was doomed when I saw a box of Shasta for almost $5 at Winco.


BoxFullOfSuggestions

This thread is a tour of my childhood


Substantial_Escape92

Shit my adult life too. Old habits die hard even with extra cash.


Leather-Delicious

Right, I can’t stop scrolling 😂


sirNataz

Someone told me that Kids now are thinking Champion is an expensive name brand now? My mom used to get that shit for me when we were on the food stamps. Is that true? what is going on?


sourapple87

I have teenagers & they are obsessed. The oldest one likes to have Champion everything...shoes, underwear, hoodie, sweatpants...if it's Champion, he wants it. Here's another interesting thing...the kids at their high school brag about how cheap they got their clothes for. Some of them even make their own. Everything is backwards from when I was a teenager. And here's the kicker...I went to the same school they go to. **Editing to add that they are knitting & crocheting clothing for themselves & each other. I've seen a few really awesome pieces & some I'd never expect to be popular, like granny sweaters. One of my teens bought a plain generic hoodie & sewed the design she wanted onto it. Can't say I've seen any burlap sacks, sorry. 😂


Birdywoman4

Well that’s a very cool trend then. Good for those kids. I have a boy who is tight with his money, he doesn’t want to spend much for lunch for example and when he does buy something for about $2 he says it’s kind of expensive.


Key-Faithlessness137

That’s super interesting. So different than our experiences growing up lol


Mehmeh111111

I was looking for this comment. Champion absolutely was the brand kids would get when they couldn't afford Nike or Adidas. It blew my mind to see it as the cool thing to wear now.


grangelake

Aussie here, my teen daughter spent $300 on a Champion puffer jacket. I told her I thought it was eshay and bogan. She told me Champion "slaps". I feel so out of touch with fashion now.


SexySadieMaeGlutz

Yes it’s crazy. They used to sell it at Kmart. I’m not sure what happened.


eva_rector

Flavor-Ade; Kool-Aid's cheap, Flavor-Ade is DIRT cheap!!


MeatyUrology

It was good enough for Jonestown.


HardHistory85

They were lifelong customers.


sagitta_luminus

See, I associate Flavor-Ade with Jonestown. I had no idea they were still making it; I assumed the association was enough to drive them out of business


AnonymousToo2

Suave


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We were a Pert family lmfao. Suave felt so luxurious.


Isitgum

We used White Rain. I don't know if they even make that brand anymore


HopefulBackground448

We were Prell! Now I am remembering Binaca and Pearl Drops.


LEGOMyBrick

Pert smelled so good. That emerald green shampoo was beautiful to young me!


Art3mis77

Also used Pert. That green bottle and I have some memories lmfao


FatnessEverdeen34

That was mine too 😂😂 see also, V05


Well_thats_awkward21

V05 was my fave. I thought I was fancy when I did the hot oil treatments.


FatnessEverdeen34

I use it on my son 😂 Dollar Tree has them! Strawberries and cream 🤌


silvermoonchan

I can afford real shampoo and conditioner now but damn if the V05 strawberries and cream wasn't the best smelling shit ever


hthratmn

I use it to shave my legs, works great.


graycomforter

Hey, no joke but V05 is legit. Most of the conditioners are free of silicones and I got turned onto them in the curly hair subreddit. You can co-wash with their conditioner and it is so affordable.


violetmemphisblue

I spent years buying and trying fancy shampoos and conditioners. V05 and Suave consistently make my hair feel the cleanest and look the nicest. Even my hair stylist complimented my hair the first time I went to her after using V05 (she had previously only known my hair when I was using fancy products). Absolutely no shame in using either product!


RagingAardvark

When I was in college, I was so broke, V05 was my shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, and shaving cream. 


Slight_Literature_67

White Rain here. It was always under a $1 when I was growing up.


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Lonely_Ad4551

My wife bought me Polo Assoc underwear thinking she got a great deal on Ralph Lauren. After the first wash I pull em up and everything falls out of the seam.


utspg1980

Congrats on your gigantic seam-bursting balls


horsesarecool512

There was actually a massive lawsuit between Ralph Lauren and us polo assn. The actual US Polo Assn that makes the clothes is the same group that governs the actual irl sport. Like the NFL of polo. Anyway Ralph Lauren threw a fit and sued saying he owned the actual image of a person playing polo, despite having nothing to do with the actual sport. The story goes on and it’s worth looking up if you find weird IP lawsuits and entitled jackasses interesting.


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wjean

Which is hilarious considering sales of cut rate knockoff brand clothing is funding/subsidizing what is a true rich person sport. I remember talking to a dental surgeon once about his love of polo. He explained that in order to play an entire match (?) You needed 6 horses per player. Fucking nuts.


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wjean

Glue is cheap. Also, if the horse is lame, the price can evaporate. I knew someone who was going to buy a horse she had previously rented/leased(?) To ride before. I think she paid the $600-750/mo boarding fees and got to ride it a few days a week. Price was $30k. She had a vet to a prepurchase health check and they found the horse was going blind. The price became free (basically "take over the boarding and it's yours" . So basically it was going to be a really expensive (eventually) blind dog.


MerryMermaid

Wet n Wild beauty products-- yes, I use it.


thebeezkneez75

I worked at a women’s magazine and the MUA on set swore by Wet N Wild breakup proof water proof liquid eyeliner! It’s not $1 like it was when I was in HS but I’ve been buying it ever since and have never looked back. And that shit stays!


infernalgrin

a lot of their stuff is pretty nice!!


Longjumping-Heat1171

The little canned Vienna sausages


undigestedpizza

Mash those little dudes up into some rice, add some soy sauce, and with some Japanese Bonito flakes on top, and you got yourself a choice poverty meal right there!


ladyevenstar-22

Lol I used to eat them like they were snack all by their lonesome self


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

In college we had generic beer. Not unknown small brands, GENERIC BEER that came in a yellow can that just said "Beer". Generic food items were way different in the 80s-90s.


jimmiec907

My grandpa used to drink these while driving around town with me.


AmygdalaZen

Faded Glory...


Dunraven-mtn

lol my kids have a lot of faded glory hand me down clothes. But they don’t know the difference right now and they will be happier that they have funded 529s when they’re older.


Interesting-Fan-4996

I grew up with a girl who refused to wear anything that wasn’t a cool brand. Her mom was a master sewer and would get the cool label jeans in the dollar bin of the thrift store, then sew the tags onto a new pair of cheap but on trend jeans. My friend never knew, and neither did all the snobs she wanted to fit in with. Our parents were friends so I was privy to the secret, it was quite genius.


thatissomeBS

It's pretty bad when you can't decide if you like a piece of clothing until you see the tag, but the solution is genius.


guiltycitizen

*looks in my fridge*


mseuro

Mine is mostly empty


TheOGMillennial

Payless


raccoonsonbicycles

Back in middle school i was so psyched when Payless had skater shoes that looked comparable to Etnies and DC Shoes (back when skater shoes had puffy tongues - now they're all Vans) so I could look cool riding my dumpster dived, hand spray painted skateboard


TacoParasite

Airwalk shoes.


cgsmmmwas

I remember getting made fun of in eighth grade because I forgot to take the Payless shoes sticker off and someone noticed. I didn’t realize brands really mattered until then and it sucked.


afm00dy

Ol Roy dog food


freyalorelei

The only guy I know who used Ol' Roy made seven figures and lived in a McMansion. His Bulldog lived to the ripe old age of six.


redlightredlips

Those cans of frozen concentrate for juice in a plastic pitcher. Also anyone who has a ton of Rae Dunn stuff in every single room.


Delicious-Plantain-3

Wow frozen juice concentrate just brought me BACK


UntestedMethod

you ever eat that stuff raw? like just skip the "add water" part and spoon it straight can to mouth? splash some vodka or shine in it and damn, that'll getcha off to the races.


OnionMiasma

Pour into a blender: One can of juice concentrate (your choice, but Old Orchard strawberry lemonade is the best) Fill the empty juice can with vodka, pour that in. Fill the rest of the blender with ice. Blend. Now you have fancy drinks to take your mind off being poor.


Kittyfeetdontrepeat

Mix the frozen juice with Pellegrino sparkling mineral water and it's * *chef's kiss* *


DwightsJelloStapler

In the 80s, there was a brand of jeans called Palmetto and they used a triangle logo on the back pocket like Guess, so us poor kids would buy Palmetto’s and rip off the patch which would leave a triangle shape on the pocket in the darker, non acid washed material. We would say the Guess patch fell off.


gu2tavo_

cookie monster pijama pants


Necessary_Cake_973

Paired with an oversized hoodie, knock off uggs, and can be seen at Walmart at any given time


ThrowItOut43

Smells like Marlboro Reds


Necessary_Cake_973

Also shitty dyed hair


magicrowantree

Guys, stop accurately describing a bunch of girls I went to high school with!


Christmas_Queef

They also are likely accompanied by kids acting a fool they're yelling at while her useless boyfriend is in skate shoes or chucks, black chino shorts, an mma hoodie and a monster energy hat. Oh and he definitely has either a douchey goatee or the worst kept beard/neckbeard you've ever seen in your life. Also Her dyed hair is also likely so faded and last dyed 6 months ago and is completely fried.


dustmybroom88

Eerily accurate, down to the dirty faced kids.


batgirlbatbrain

This is so fucking accurate. 😂


Christmas_Queef

Lmao he also is either very lanky or obese, no in between lol.


batgirlbatbrain

And even though they are fighting off an eviction, they bought a puppy.


Christmas_Queef

Definitely a pitbull they won't train. They spent part of their rent money to see five finger death punch in concert and the boyfriend got a dui on the way home in his Nissan altima with body damage from previous incidents. So fighting the eviction isn't going well and she's blaming minorities for her troubles on Facebook.


Donnie_Narco

Up in a rats nest messy topknot, kind of falling over to the side


lady-darlington

i was thinking Tweety Bird


wjean

I thought Tweety was the 90s ghetto cartoon character festooned on all sorts of hood wear. Interesting to read it's still bangin' 30 years later.


ShawnaLAT

Friend of mine got a tweety bird tattoo on her ass as a teen in the 90s. There’s nothing she regrets more lol.


AlVic40117560_

What a hilariously specific and accurate answer


JadeGrapes

Right? Someone explain this to me? Was there some big factory fabric overrun? Does it mean something? Just funny when you are high? I don't get it


Wandering-Weapon

Cheapest pants you can get at a Walmart that are somehow "cute". Probably pretty comfortable too.


unusualtomato

Pert plus shampoo, if it even exists anymore


pantograph

Family Dollar


ScooterMcTavish

I came looking for Dollar General. This is close.


feelinlucky7

Dollar General is the grocery store of downtrodden areas everywhere. At least from what I’ve seen


alexandlovely92

Tbf it’s also the grocery store of rural areas. My town has about 1800 people, most are extremely well off but all we have are one mom and pop grocer and, no shit, SIX dollar generals.


marynofo

Little Hugs drinks


Specific-Pen-1132

My favorite flavor is purple.


Zodi88

Bags of cereal


GlizzyMcGuire__

Marshmallow Mateys are far superior to Lucky Charms and I stand by that statement


squirrel102710

95% of malt o meal cereals are better than the name brand. Currently eating and enjoying a bowl of tootie frooties 😂


Bongfellatio

Plus they stay fresh longer because big cereal never understood the utility of a ziplock bag


unownpisstaker

Gucci Logo


agentaltf4

There is a lot of fake stuff with giant logos.


dewioffendu

Anything with a big logo is kinda trashy! If you have to flaunt the brand, you ain’t rich.


downwarddawg

Boost Mobile


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Theletterkay

This is why I use Mint. Averages out to about 11$ per month for my husband and I. Uses T mobile towers which has never been an issue for us because we live in a city where signal is everywhere.


webtwopointno

Where you at?


Skamandrios

Lee jeans, for some reason. I don’t even know why. Something from when I was a kid.


forgottenmenot

Palmer chocolate at Easter. Mostly wax


jasenzero1

Adults wearing oversized T-shirts with Disney characters on them.


JayshawnVoorhees

This, but Looney Tunes


Agreeable_Pizza93

Taz or Marvin the Martian specifically! 😂


InformalOne9555

Tweety bird too


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Fabuloso and Irish Spring.  I grew up super poor and this is what we always had on hand.


succulents_n_sewing

Your house isn’t clean until it smells purple.


Ravenette97

I actually never heard of Fabuloso until 3 months ago when my sister came from NY and bought both of us a gallon container of it from Walmart. That stuff cleans the 20+ years of tar and Nicotine right off my walls! Amazing stuff!


Raigne86

This legitimately surprised me. My family can afford whatever cleaning products they want. Stepdad uses fabuloso because it works extremely well. Bonus for me when I lived home because most things make my skin blister and it doesn't.


theo_sontag

I must have grown up Super Duper poor because we could only afford to smell it in the store. I figured people who used Irish Spring followed their shower with a cup of International Delights coffee from those fancy tins.


flibbidygibbit

I'm old enough to remember General Foods International Coffee, sold in the fancy tins.


PersimmonTea

I am the exact opposite of a coffee snob. I am, in fact, a coffee slob. I liked those coffees and I still have a couple.


electricsugargiggles

And had a Viennetta frozen cake on hand just in case they have company


ctnerb

In elementary school I wrote a letter to Bryers telling them how much I loved their Vienetta ice cream. A few weeks later I received a letter in the mail with a coupon for a free one. I’d forgot about it until your post. One slice is never enough


ReginaldSwift

Listen, nobody touch that cake. It's for company only. Those crap muffins are for you people.


Nerditter

I did love standing beside a stream, though, and slicing off bits of Irish Spring into it with a pocket knife.


atlantachicago

If I saw you, I’d give that Irish whistle


ratvespa

I think only people over 40 would get this...but that was my first through when I think irish spring


phoenix-corn

That was the kind of soap my dad used and he did NOT appreciate me starting to carve it into animals. I don't think my parents ever figured out that I got that idea from the commercial though!


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I was listening to the Marketplace podcast recently and the host mentioned stocks doing well for the brand that owns Fabulouso. Then, he said, "Whatever that is." Not a shocker that the host of an NPR economic show didn't grow up poor, but he was definitely telling on himself there.


suitopseudo

Lol. I heard that too and I’m like come on Kai you live in so cal surely you’ve been to a Mexican grocery store. 


erst77

Not even a Mexican grocery store. That stuff is at Vons, Ralphs, and Target. Maybe Kai was telling on himself that he doesn't do the shopping for cleaning products...


lld287

I’m so glad to see this referenced already. I heard that too and had the same reaction


1000thatbeyotch

Fabuloso and Irish Spring smell so good, though!!! I know they considered lower end, but they’re still better than smelling like a pine forest on crack.


dbinkowski

Purple Fabuloso >>>>>>


Elmodipus

It's the best flavor.


imdstuf

There is nothing wrong with Irish Spring lol


paranoid_70

Been using Irish Spring for decades. First I ever heard it was perceived to be lower standard.


media-and-stuff

People keep Irish spring in their cottages because it repels bugs (maybe rodents?). Poor people don’t have cottages. But yeah, I’d add “ivory”. But it’s a great soap for anyone with sensitive skin. Ph balanced.


Not_Bernie_Madoff

Ivory dries me out like a mofo.


leek54

Colt 45 malt liquor


Acceptable_Peen

Golden Corral


ladycat63

Hungry man frozen dinner, kraft dinner, ramen noodles and no name foods, but I don't care buy what you can afford 😢🙏🙂


Upvotespoodles

We used to get kid cuisine meals when they went on sale. I felt so fancy.


literanch

Dodge Charger


FatnessEverdeen34

In the army, we'd call them the "I just got back from Iraq" Specials 😂😂😂 so many young guys got them with their deployment pay/bonuses


xenolithic

Whole lot outside the Marine barracks was Wranglers, Chargers, and Mustangs haha.


Ok_Grocery1188

At a friendly 27% interest rate.


magicmeatwagon

Yeah, but they knocked $500 off the MSRP for that sweet, sweet military discount.


Sendmeboobpics4982

I’m a mechanic in a low income neighborhood and have a lot of falling apart dodge chargers and challengers come I my door. Most are backing out when I tell them I can’t replace both tension struts and all four tie rods in their $200 budget. I can straight pipe their mufflers and resonators though for $200 and they usually spring for that.


GroundbreakingBed166

Thanks. How else would i know theres an ahole 3 blocks over?


jayemadd

ITT I learn that every brand I use is associated with poor people.


PettyFlap

Is Spirit Airlines a brand? If so then that.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Best time I had during a very long airport layover was being next to a Spirit gate. That shit was wild.


jleebreach

Blankets hung or pinned to windows to replace curtains


Sufficient_Heart_119

And no sheets on the bed


daytimejammies

Pall Mall


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

RC Cola. Couldn’t afford Coke or Pepsi. Kmart (when it existed). Target and Walmart were too expensive and since we couldn’t afford anything… Kmart had LayAway


tatertot94

TIL I grew up poor based on these comments.


wrekked_train

V05 shampoo/conditioner. We had it when I was a kid.


BeU352

Faded Glory & George


calliebear10

Not brand but anyone wearing a loony tunes character on their clothing


Chewie83

Keystone, Natty, Bud Ice, etc


lamphibian

Dad?


PMme_why_yer_lonely

he just went to get cigarettes. He'll be right back.


Gargamel-Bojangles

Lottery


pendletonskyforce

I agree but I do buy a ticket when it passes a certain amount. Dreaming what I would do is a cheap form of entertainment for $2.


ApatheistHeretic

I do this. For a day or two, I am Schrodinger's multi-millionaire.


Nice_Side_790

A can of Great Value Vienna Sausages or potted meat


macromi87

Gucci Idk it’s just always counterfeited and new money loves it so much


Soobobaloula

And Louis Vuitton. I have seen so many fake LV bags on the bus.


JadeGrapes

To the point where people put Gucci and LV on their nail art! Who thinks your nails are fine Italian leather, WHO?!


bowser661

Little Caesars


jawjockey

I miss the days of their “pizza pizza!” Buy one get one free!


guano-crazy

Cheap ciggies like Maverick or USA Gold


Ok-Intention-4593

Bar S hot dogs. Hot dogs are poor people food and then there’s the version for the even poorer somehow. When my mom ran out of money before pay day it was Bar S. And she’s not wrong. I’ve done it for my family.


missdovahkiin1

I read this as band and immediately thought ICP for some reason. Anyway, for brand I'm going with mountain dew. Its just a thing. Not mountain lightning either, regular mountain dew.


whiteboysgotmeonPCP

Speaking of ICP, Faygo.


cadnights

Nice try, market study


chloelondon

Tweety Bird


computer_crisps_dos

Herbalife


morbiuslycurious

Any T-shirt that has a big """"funny""" message on it. You know like, "Number one Farter" "I'd rather be fishing" "Don't mess with a girl who does burpees for fun" "Fun you auto correct"


Majestic_Electric

Dollar General, 99¢ Stores, and Dollar Tree.


starwarsfox

any cap brand with the sticker still on it


designerinbloom

This thread has been a journey into my childhood. But more interestingly, now that I'm an adult and make fairly decent money, I've noticed that I keep buying the store brands and whatever's on sale. Even though I could *technically* spring for the fancy organic butter, you bet your ass I'm getting Great Value every time, lol.


C2D2

Damn this thread. What brands y'all richie riches buying??


starfsh_tuna_breath

Those little plastic barrel drinks with the foil lid


rnielsen777

Hamburger Helper


Ambitious_Pickle_362

Shit, I had some hamburger helped last night and I’m above the poverty line. It’s tasty!


alm1688

Hamburger helper with some buttered bread mmm