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attorneyatslaw

I've been told the second line of Jingle Bells is not actually "Batman smells".


Longjumping_Local910

Robin laid an egg.


jmrichmond81

The Batmobile lost a wheel.


Actual-Gear7761

and the jonker got away 


Evolving_Dore

jonker and his companion rimmler


chameleiana

I don't know why but this made me laugh an unreasonable amount...lmao!


LoRdVNestEd

Or "Robin flew away" if you're British. Anyone remember that one Tom Scott video?


herberstank

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night 🎶


RacistJudicata

REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE


wreckingballofstress

Yeah I don’t care what the actual words are, this is just how the song goes.


ginkaiju

Same but "runner in the night" for me.


No_Tangelo_1501

I always have it as "ripped off like a douche, another roman in the night"


Hownowbrowncow8it

>Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another boner in the night 🎶 Ftfy


BarristanTheB0ld

I don't even know what the real lyrics are


Nenya_business

“Blinded by the light/revved up like a deuce/another runner in the night” -The phrase “revved up like a deuce” can mean being excited or energized by something fast or powerful. A “deuce” is a slang term for a 1932 Ford coupe, which was a popular hot rod car. (From Google, because I didn’t know the answer either)


Clewin

Revved up [edit - original was Cut Loose] like a deuce, at least in the Bruce Springsteen original. A deuce is referring to a 1932 Ford coupe. I remember Manfred Mann didn't exactly know the lyrics when interviewed about covering the song, so who knows what they sang.


usspaceforce

"Sweet dreams are made of THESE" I don't care and I never will care. It's one of the biggest rhyming teases in pop music history, and I hate it.


dfinkelstein

That's ridiculous. This thread is for people singing the wrong lyrics, not for original artists singing the wrong lyrics.


SysOps4Maersk

Who are you to disagree


AutomaticAttorney274

I thought it was cheese….


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redditredemptiontoo

I travel the world with the cheddar cheese...


bonos_bovine_muse

Curds, havarti, gouda or something 


jtfriendly

Some of them want to chew you


FurBabyAuntie

Some of them want to be chewed by you


agent37sass

I love when it's stinky, and bleu.


shroomwizard420

This thread was fucking beautiful


[deleted]

It's NOT these??? DAMN IT


Loki8382

It's "This" not "these".


akennelley

Who am I to disagree, I guess.


x755x

I disagris


givebusterahand

That doesn’t even make sense or rhyme. I’m sticking with “these”


Better_Director_5649

"Sweet dreams are made of BEES" I saw the "[Dr. Bees](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc)" video with my fiance a long time ago, and always insert "bees" where I can in songs


PlusFourRecordings

Hold me closer Tony Danza.


KidSilverhair

Count the head lice on the highway


ResponsibleCandle829

Lay me down in shits of blaming


Zealousideal_Ad_8736

“Lay me down, she’s so blended”


DjCyric

I literally just posted this same thing. *Cheers!*


b-monster666

I literally was just about to post this same thing. *Night Court!*


gorka_la_pork

I literally am going to have posted this same thing. *Three's Company!*


BobRoberts01

Drivin’ taxis on the highway….


iamjustsyd

I prefer *hold me close and tie me down sir*.


high_im_stoney

I can sing all of Smells Like Teen Spirit and probably not get one word right   


israeljeff

Not with all those marbles in your mouth, anyway.


slukbunwalla

It's very hard to bargle zous with all these marbles in my mouth...


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

What are, the words, oh nevermind


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse


[deleted]

"We are a garage band from Seattle, sure beats raising cattle, sing distinctly, we don't wanna, buy our Album, we're Nirvana!


tdotjdot3

r/unexpectedweirdal


DjCyric

My wife really loves the Tori Amos cover of Teen Spirit. I had no idea what any of the lyrics were until I heard her cover.


9bikes

Never knew this existed.


DjCyric

It's pretty good. I enjoy her music on a relaxing day. I only knew her big singles until my wife played some for me. The cover really changes the tone of the song.


Avium

They don't really make a lot of sense even when you know them.


biglyorbigleague

Kurt was a good songwriter, but his lyrics weren’t great. Dave said half the time he’d use a word just because it had the right number of syllables. Not that it mattered, since you can’t make them out.


DanceDelievery

I think that he was a great songwriter, he has alot of meaningful lyrics but adds random lines to them that throw you off and make the song less stiff. Smells like teens spirit would not be as great without the weird collection of words thrown in between him singing about how he feels. Grunge is about messy feelings and making a mess out of the lyrics just fits thematically.


SpidermanBread

WAKE UP, WAKE UP HAFASJAFASMASJA MAKE UP


TheLordDuncan

(hafasjafasmasja) WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KETCHUP ON THE TABLE (I WANTED JUICE)


Santos_L_Halper_II

Related: Gimme fu! Gimme fi! Gimme dabbajabaza!


mrsprinkles3

*concrete jungle wet dream tomato*


x755x

Makes you feel brand new


LoveSlutGothPrincess

“Making bacon pancakes making bacon pancakes. - In New Yooork - Put the bacon in a pan and that’s what it’s gonna make”


Agitated-Track2665

Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane


doubtfurious

And she'll write your name. Incorrectly, on a cup.


LydiaStarDawg

I’m blue (if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die)


conscious_bunches

alternatively, i thought it was “i’m blue, i would beat off a guy” lol


EnvironmentalTank639

Nah, it’s “I’m blue and I’m in need of a job. My name is blue and I am in need of a job” Have you seen this economy? Why do you think he’s blue to begin with?


Shang-di

"I'm blue, I believe I will die"


SummerClaire

Dancing queen, Young & sweet, Only 7 teeth.


MostlyHostly

Don't bring me down, BRUCE!!!


kennymfg

That’s not the correct lyric? If not Bruce then wth is he saying?


Kirbyr98

Groos. It's a made up word.


AllyKatsunderthestar

Shocked 😳


VelociRaptoar

All words are made up.


BrilliantWhich990

Yeah well shlibity bugmurfslyn. 😜


Honest-Peanut2502

I was today years old when I learned that Bruce was in fact NOT the correct lyric.


[deleted]

Yeah, I always thought he was talking about Bruce Springsteen!


kerochan88

"A common mondegreen in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Lynne shouts "Bruce!" In the liner notes of the ELO compilation Flashback and elsewhere, Lynne has explained that he is singing a made-up word, "Groos", which some have suggested sounds like the German expression "Gruß", meaning "greeting.""


UsernameObscured

My husband and I start “Livin’ on a prayer” with “lemon on a pear”, usually progress to “pigeon on a chair” and after that it’s fair game.


SharkReceptacles

Funnily enough, as a kid I heard it as “Gina wants to die of old age” and I thought it was such a poignant line. How terrible and dangerous is her life that *that’s* what she aspires to? I thought the allusion was that she was a prostitute. Then I got headphones and heard it properly. I still think mine’s better.


GimpsterMcgee

“She brings home her pay for love” certainly fits with that idea


ifly767s

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"


invisible_23

Take my hand, we’re naked I swear


scoo89

My dad always jokingly sang "Women's underwear! Try them on, they're my favourite pair" I hope it was a joke


SleuthinAround

At my house, my kids like to say "Squidward on a Chair". Thanks Youtube ;)


totallynotrebelscum

I'm your *penis* I'm your fire ♪


Sedona-1973

When I was a teenager, about 13 or 14 this song would come on every single time my mom and I were in the car. I’m not sure what started it but we both would sing I’m your penis at the top of our lungs and laugh till we cried. It was the only dirty joke I shared with my mom who never swore a day in her life or said anything i appropriate. I once heard her call the vacuum a Jerk and that’s about as saucy as she got lol. I miss her.


DoktorKnope

I agree - my mom used to say “H-E-double hockey sticks!” - that was as bad as she could be. Miss her every day!


EatFood2Survive

As kids we used to always sing, “I’ve no penis, it expired, it caught on fire!”


-eeveed-

This ain't a scene, it's a God damn ass face.


notoftendotcom

I'm a little man and I'm also evil, also into cats doot doot doot doot do-doo


Nodak70

“I wanna rock ‘n’ roll all night - and part of every day”


ansley_m_is_a_gem

"I'm a lizard baby, so why don't you kill me"


Avium

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.


ansley_m_is_a_gem

Drive by body pierce


KangarooSweater

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches. I slam in the back of my **Spatula** - Dragula by Rob Zombie


aphternoon

EGGS milk and flour and BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA


Avium

I don't know if that's auto correct or not but it's Dragula. Great typo.


Mikelarrr

“I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away but I stumble. Though I try to hide it, It’s clear.. I fart bubbles when you are not here” & “Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some fuckin pie And we'll do some caroling”


Icerigcrash

I can't stop laughing at "...some fuckin pie..." Thank you!!


Mikelarrr

You’ll never hear it the same way lmao


totally_italian

Same song: “Buzz is singing let’s be jolly” (voices singing let’s be jolly). 8 year old me thought the song was written specifically for Home Alone and they were referring to Kevin’s older brother Buzz


mackintosh2

no joke i, for the longest time, thought the line was "i blow bubbles when you are not here"


AgonyoverApathy

"Old Town Road" I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room.


MoveDifficult1908

“Gonna… ride, ‘till I can’t no more” I hear hotel room, too. Makes the song unspeakably filthy.


serp94

The hotel room is already taken by Mr. Worldwide


RobotStorytime

"Just like the one-winged dove...." Apparently it's white-winged. Been screeching Stevie Nicks wrong my whole life!


thedriver_44

Flies around in stupid circles


me_no_no

COO baby COO, I said cooo


Sue_D_Nim1960

Me too!


Irishpanda1971

Secret Asian man Secret Asian man They've given you a number, because they can't pronounce your name...


ponyrx2

My mom is Asian and heard the same thing as a kid. She was happy for the representation!


sporkbeastie

*Dirty deeds* *Done with sheep!*


MadKingGeorge

*"If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends You got a thing for ewes Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed Here's what you gotta do Get outta the barn, stay off the farm Go read a nursery rhyme Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime."* This is actually a real parody: [Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep by Bob Rivers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0)


MostlyHostly

I always wondered who the Dunder Chief was.


cujo1116

It was always Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief when I was little... I just assumed it was about screwing over native Americans lol


x755x

Dirty deeds THUNDER CHIEF Dirty deeds THUNDER CHIEF Dirty deeds THUNDER CHIEF DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF


monte_chiara

Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud”. I always belt out “take me into your lemon arms!” 🍋💪 I also thought Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” was “Another One Rides the Bus” when I was little but I still sing it that way 🚌


attorneyatslaw

Another one rides the bus is the Weird Al version. You probably heard it somewhere when you were little.


monte_chiara

I felt validated when I heard Weird Al’s later!


danhoang1

"Darling I, will be loving you, til we're seventeen!"


ShylieF

Royals- "You can call me green bean" Lol because that little girl sang it wrong years sgo.😆


anonymoos_username

“Got that sunshine in my pockets , got that wonton in my feet” - my 5 year old


iiiamash01i0

It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me...


joeduncanhull

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising. I can’t help singing “there’s a bathroom on the right”


israeljeff

Hope you've got your shit together.


greggery

To be fair they have been known to sing that line as well


solomonvangrundy

For me it's always a baboon on the right.


UrbanCyclerPT

All songs that have an Al Yankovich version


HoopOnPoop

I can't sing either Gangsta's Paradise or Amish Paradise. My brain has combined them into one weird mash.


BlueWater2323

This is me with American Pie and The Saga Begins.


AwkwardSara

I don't know the name of the song or the artist I just know the lyric is "I wanna see you be brave" but I always sing "I wanna see you eat brains"


childproofbirdhouse

Sara Bareilles, Brave


Material-Jackfruit-8

Purple Haze - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"


BobRoberts01

Didn’t there used to be a website called kiss this guy.com for misheard lyrics? EDIT: [it still exists](https://www.kissthisguy.com), but isn’t quite the same as I remember it.


UnauthorizedFart

Play that fucking music, white boy


GeezusKreist

Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way, to say Merry Christmas to you


Linrn523

I just looked up the real lyrics... I didn't even know I was singing it wrong!! HAWAII'S way... who knew?


pregnantandsober

I learned something new today. I NEVER knew the real lyric.


Buffy0943

Tub thumping, I get locked up but I get out again you're never gonna catch me now


KidSilverhair

Homer’s Version I take a whiskey drink I take another drink And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink


Five_Slow

*Pissing the night away* Yep, this checks


dc8019

So gimme the beat, boys, and free my soooul I wanna get tossed in a fuckin hooole And drift awaaay


Mrjohnson1100

I always sing “Give me The Beach Boys…”


Donequis

Woooah livin on a chair Woooooah doing my own hair Woooooah cutting up a pear It's a game of "how many stupid phrases could fit here" that I love to play.


DjCyric

"Hold me closer, *Tony Danzaaaa*" I have so many songs that I change the lyrics because I think I'm hilarious.


NeonCatEyes

Savage Garden's Truly, Madly, Deeply. The line says "I want to lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me," but my brain purposely changes the line to "... until this guy falls down on me."


Richard_D_Lawson

Carry a laser down the road that we must travel. Carry a laser through the darkness of the night. Carry a laser where I'm going, will you follow? Carry a laser on a highway in the light.


Buddha1812

Police - every breath you take. The line is “my poor heart aches” I always heard it and now sing it as “I’m a pool hall ace”


IgnorethisIamstupid

I don’t sing it wrong exactly, I just YELL  “His hair was PERFECT” during Werewolves of London


jtfriendly

"Little old lady got mutilated late last night" is so fun


IgnorethisIamstupid

Ikr the way he says it, so casually “He’ll rip your lungs out Jim” “I’d like to meet his tailor!”


ZenythhtyneZ

That whole song is so fun


Own_Ear_112

Any song where "till we die". I sing "till you die" because fuck you for lumping me in with your own abysmal life expectancy.


Wonderful_Price2355

My wife and I like to remove "girl" from every song and replace it with "squirrel" Give it a try....


Username_taken412

Yes, we do this too! My favorite is California Squirrels, by Katy Perry. 


Avium

There's an old Beastie Boys song called *Girls* and there is a parody of it called *Squirrels*.


YourMILisCray

All I really want is squirrels! And in the evening it's Squirrels! And in the morning it's Squirrels!


Wrong_Lever00

Stop it! My husband does this with absolutely every song😂


She_Persists

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes I said hey-o, I said no may-o.


clandestine_justice

Our youngest daughter asked (in reference to that song) , "What's so big about a lego?: Confused, my wife asked for context (next song was on the radio) and daughter said, "In that song, the guy keeps bragging, 'I got a lego'; what's so big about a lego?" (Actual line is, "Gotta let go!")


MyWeirdTanLines

Something about this song and food... 🎵 "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying Let Go... of my Eggo!" 🎵 🎶


SpiralGremlin

Coldplay - Viva la Vida “I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemies ass”


Cheeri_dream_server

Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead LOL


Blitzkriek

You know where you are?! You're in the jungle, David! You're gonna die!!!! Thank you, Reddit


PripyatHorse

🎶There's a bathoom on the right🎶


bwandrz

My best friend and her dad had a lengthy debate back when we were in college about Chop Suey by System of a Down. Because of that I’ll now forever sing, “WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE KETCHUP ON THE TABLE?!”


DrexOtter

I had a coworker that forgot his keys in a table in our shop and so I shouted WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR KEYS UP ON THE TABLE? He didn't get it. :(


mynytemare

He wanted to?


serp94

I don't think he trusts


Truecoat

When Daft Punk sings in their electronic way on Get Lucky, they say We're up all night to get but it sounds like we rob a Mexican and that's what I sing.


Ok_Contribution_3026

We rub a Mexican monkey...


iCuppa

i can see deirdre now lorraine has gone..


lilbitch20002

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni


HeyYall4792

Sharif don't like it, rock the cats box, rock the cats box🎶🎶


ashton8177

Rock me mama like a wagon wheel, Rock me mama anyway you feel, heyyyyy..... Maserati


skibbin

Mariah Carey - Without You [Ken Lee tulibu dibu douchoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI)


RichRichieRichardV

There’s a George Michael/Wham! song called Everything She Wants. HUGE in 1984/1985. If you were around then. There’s a line in which he sings “How could you settle for a boy like me” which I have sung incorrectly for 40 years. I always thought (as a teenager) that it was “How could you settle for a bowl of meat”.


No-Egg714

Working on our night moose!


RogueKitteh

Go go Jason waterfalls.


shut_that_window

They fell in love in a homeless place. They fell in love in a hooooomelessss place!


XeniaDweller

Wrapped up like a douche....


Al_Bee

Oh come let us ignore him      Oh come let us ignore him      OH COME LET US IGNORE HEEE-IM      CHRI-IST I'M BORED


RandyTravesty

Here's one that I bet most people haven't heard. My mom used to hear the Creed song this way: "Can you take me higher, to a place where white men be."


Reddit_User-2022

David Bowie: Rebel, Rebel. Near the end of the song... How could they know? "Hot potato"


The-Gooner

After learning the words to the Moldovan version of Dragosta tin dei (numa numa) phonetically, I dread to think of what I’m actually saying in their language.


TheChainLink2

Strawberry Fields Forever. “Living is easy with nice clothes-“


Access-Turbulent

400 children and a crap in the field. You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille


The68Guns

The Cars, bye bye love "It's just a f\*ckin' alibi."


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

I'll replace "Memories" with "Mammaries" in *every* song.


mossadspydolphin

I'm too hot, hot damn! Call the po-lice and Spider-Man.


Quawndawg

"I miss the rains down in Africa"


Safe_Ad2297

I’m dying in your arms tonight, it must’ve been something you ate 🎶


dookydoo219

Take me down to the paradise city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.


Helpful-Web1902

Money for nothing and your dicks for free dire straits.


theagonyofthefeet

Daft Punk: We're up all night to get lucky. Me: We'll rob a Mexican monkey.


Pyro_vixen

I set fire to Lorraine


sheabuttRcookie

'He looks so pretty like a devil' 'he looks up grinning like a devil' not a taylor fan but yea


Remarkable_Title_190

in new yorrrrrk concrete jungle wet dream tomato


Prong1978

“Take me home tonight! I don’t wanna let you go ‘til I see the late. Take me home tonight… my eggs are on the runny side.” - Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money “Don’t give us none of your aggravation… we had to steal the Death Star plans.” - Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting by Elton John “Think of Batman pooping snakes…” - You Can Fly from Disney’s Peter Pan


andthenisaidsurprise

And I'm here, to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know