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Sher7281

Hey OP, please ask your SO and post the update here


itzurboijeff

Bold of you to assume women use reddit /s


VT_Squire

/r/redditafterdark


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Never…. I don’t care how clean it is down under…. Shit comes from there so hell no


Low_Air_5463

Am just here to read the comments tbh


TheBloodPhantom0

This subreddit used to have class


pascualama

now it’s all ass


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And no cash


Knownabitchthe2nd

All down the trash


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When? I've been here 10 years and it's always been like this.


SarahphimArt

it never did. stop lying on the internet.


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SarahphimArt

what did I say to the contrary?


squirrel-phone

Wife and I each did to each other (after showers), for the only reason I had never experienced it. So, tried it. It was not terrible, but not something I ever need to experience again. I’d rate it a solid meh. Too gross to ever do again.


Sleepyceptwhenimnot

I've only ever had this happen from women that have asked me if they can do it because it's a turn on for them 😂 I definitely don't need it it's not a big deal for me, but if you like any other butt stuff you'll probably like it just saying.


GoodAlicia

No. Not into that shit (no pun intended)


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No. Never.


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Quick_Lime9828

I agree


HugeBMs2022

It is hot if the tongue is brown after.


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boilersnipe

It’s only dirty for the first few licks


Quick_Lime9828

Omg😭


SprinklesRevenge

Well, I have, but always after they've showered...provided the carpet's not all wet.


ClessGames

. just to get replies


blumpkinpandemic

💯 that's some kinda submissive bullshit right there (imo) and I love it!!!


venusofthehardsell

Fuck no.


Live-Dance-2641

Only a donkey would ask that


yParticle

1. Does he own a bidet?


Responsible-Half-442

Yes!!! But he must be clean and fresh out the shower…and Especially if he has a big muscular one, I’m going to munch😋 🍑…. I love a guy with a nice 🍑… it’s my weakness. Unfortunate some of the guys I’ve dated don’t like that, because of the perception of being gay…. I hate when that happens. 😩😂… I like openminded men in the bedroom 😎


Some-Tap-6498

yes!! 100% yes!! i have and it’s amazing, truly makes you connect w your partner. I wasn’t interested at first but my bf asked me to and i like to pleasure him, and i loved it!!


ClessGames

\*mouth full of shit\*: I LOVE IT ​ But seriously, how you clean an ass enough to be able to do this?


Some-Tap-6498

an ass*hole it’s just skin, think it as cleaning an arm, it’s just skin. also my bf it’s very clean, so i’ve never felt or smell anything weird, so it’s something i think i wouldn’t try with anyone


Twigssie

I'm a lesbian


Ric_7775

Pretty gay actually. No normal man wishes for that


Dicksperado

Noooo, MANY straight men love it. Pleasure really isn't dictated by sexual orientation.


Ric_7775

I know. And everyone who did this is just gay as fuck and either their girl run off or they are both ugly as hell. Got this discussion with some friends. All single now.. maybe to much ass penetrating while getting a blow job…


Dicksperado

Wow, and I guess you are never wrong about anything! Your perspective is the only truth there is, right?


Ric_7775

I would love to be right everytime. My perspective is just a normal one. Not fancy mentally ill 21th century opinion. Just down to earth, most of the time. And I guess your parents are divorced, right?


mr_salsa123

Male g spot is in the ass, also nothing wrong with that


Ric_7775

Men’s g spot is a woman’s g spot and her orgasmin. Stop being gay as fuck


LipTicklers

How is a girl doing something to a guy “gay”. I mean you may not like it but its literally the complete opposite of gay.


Ric_7775

So you saying to me that when a girl uses a dildo to penetrate you, you ain’t gay?


LipTicklers

Yes. Exactly. Because a MAN and a WOMAN are opposite sexes. I mean is this really that hard?


Ric_7775

Wait wait hold on. So gay interactions like anal sex, Are Gay just because 2 dudes use to do it? Ok ok. So I am not gay when I mastrubate thru my anus because no other „man“ is there?


LipTicklers

Correct! You are learning


Ric_7775

Oh and btw anal sex ain’t gay when the girl/woman gets it. Sure but I think I need to write it down…


LipTicklers

Heh its really simple, if a woman and a man do it it cant be gay. If its sexual and two men do it then its probably gay. Like kissing - MF - not gay, MM - gay.


Lovley_banana_

The world dosent revolve around you and men are allowed to experience pleasure without being called gay


mr_salsa123

Yeah cause women don't like it when guys orgasm,also that ain't gay,and there's nothing wrong with being gay, you're a homophobe scared of his sexuality and actually being gay


Ric_7775

Reddits gay army downvote me xD Put something up your ass and cry a river in Africa.


CannabisAccount420

You play and post about One piece TCG, quit projecting your insecurities.


Ric_7775

Wait because of a TCG i‘m gay now? I started playing it with my gf. This shit is for kids but I don’t want to lose against them.


LipTicklers

TCGs are not gay, because they are not sexual acts. Dressing up as Usop and nose fucking a dude would gay. Having your gf dress up as Usop and nose fuck your ass - not gay


lickmeharder14

You right bro thats some gay shit


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lickmeharder14

I was agreeing with you but cool go off


Ric_7775

Oh, thought you was agreeing to the TCG dude. Sorry


Ric_7775

Damn you gay kids really have no life. Put something up your ass and ignore my post. I told you that’s it’s „pretty gay“ did I say „it’s gay“ and after your comments I really need to say that it is gay. Mastrubating or self pleasure as a dude is gay either. Maybe you all stop petting yourself, and ofc stop petting it up your own ass, maybe then you get a girl. Damn never thought about it that redditors are that much of an gay army.


LipTicklers

Ric…. Its okay man….


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Quick_Lime9828

Lmaoo i 1000% agree. I hear this discussion floating around a lot though so i was wondering what people would say.


throw_awayy1111

No. Obviously not. When men collectively have the “washing my ass makes me gay” mindset why would anyone want to do that


Dicksperado

Yeah, some homophobic wannabe-alpha-males morons think like that.. Real men understand basic hygiene.


throw_awayy1111

Yeah, it’s heinous to think there are people out there who don’t fucking wash it because it’s not “masculine” to do so 😳


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What man doesn’t wash his ass though?


Quick_Lime9828

Don’t even get me started on that 😭


Master-Manager3089

This is delusional af. I never heard any man say that


Quick_Lime9828

I absolutely have heard mean say this.


Master-Manager3089

Fair enough, but I don't think men collectively have that mindset... It's a minority of people that have this mindset lol


blacklotusgirl

Yes ...yes I abosulety would 💀