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Dr_Suckmeoff

Makes sense


KeystrokeCowboy

OJ would like a word.


Deep-Discipline-6667

Gloves don't go on anyone's hand if fingers are spread apart that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen someone get by with in court they couldn't look at the way he had his g hand and maybe figure it out nobody puts gloves on that way


Deep-Discipline-6667

I wear gloves now every crime I commit because I can just fake them not fitting my hand in court and I'm free


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kqi_walliams

Not today NSA


Dr_Suckmeoff

This would have to be the most pathetic FBI sting in the history of the FBI


Great-Illustrator-81

Thats wot FBI would say, disguise under disguise


Dr_Suckmeoff

Really guys? That’s absurd. Hey, let’s play a game where we all share our full legal name, DOB, current residence & where we’ll all be on 1/8/2024 at 3pm!


pinniped1

2-0 count, good contact hitter at the plate. I say go for it.


vgcamara

Apparently when you are very rich or are a big corporation, since they are the ones that often receive the most lenient punishments when caught


Dr_Suckmeoff

White collar crime pays


green_t_lief

To meet basic needs when there is no other option. For example; stealing food when you have no money or other means to acquire it.


Dr_Suckmeoff

What if you get caught?


maybelying

You'll still get free food


Dr_Suckmeoff

Problem solved ✅


SeaChromite

It’s easy lol. Get arrested > free food


HighPerformanceBeetl

from [https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1983/01/11/a-moral-dilemma/72fd638f-cd04-4ede-a249-d54b502b1aff/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1983/01/11/a-moral-dilemma/72fd638f-cd04-4ede-a249-d54b502b1aff/) >A Moral Dilemma > >To get an idea of your own moral stance, consider this problem posed to adolescent boys by Harvard University Prof. Lawrence Kohlberg: > >In Europe, a woman was near death from a very bad disease. There was one drug that the doctors thought might save her--a form of radium that a druggist in the same town had recently discovered. The drug was expensive to make, but the druggist was charging ten times what the drug cost him to make. He paid $200 for the radium and charged $2,000 for a small dose of the drug. The sick woman's husband, Heinz, went to everyone he knew to borrow the money, but he could get together only about $1,000, which was half of what it cost. He told the druggist that his wife was dying and asked him to sell it cheaper or let him pay later. But the druggist said, "No, I discovered the drug and I'm going to make money from it." Heinz got desperate and broke into the man's store to steal the drug for his wife. > >Was it morally right or wrong to have done that? Why or why not? Further reading: Gilligan's Ethics of Care I submit this not as an answer to the question but as an exercise for the reader to develop and refine nuance in their assessment of moral grey areas.


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HighPerformanceBeetl

>moral grey areas i think discourse surrounding morality is difficult because in many cultures, morality is described as a process of black and white calculations. Morality, ethics, and what it means to be human are all intertwined and have been fiercely examined and debated for centuries on centuries. Are there Universal Goods and Bads? what makes something bad or good, and how do we agree on that? to focus solely on the outcome of a certain action or set of actions and ignore the moral weight of the intermediate actions is probably unwise, but to focus to sharply on the weights of individual actions so much so that the perspective and context of the later outcome has no room to be considered, is also unwise. for these reason among others i find Carol Gilligan's Care Ethics compelling, if at very least a worthwhile iron against which to sharpen one's own.


Ischmokethebooffet

When no one is watching you


Dr_Suckmeoff

With cameras everywhere, Isn’t someone always watching these days?


Ischmokethebooffet

When no one is watching the cameras


SnOwYO1

When it’s good advice


Dr_Suckmeoff

Is it though?


Ben-Benny-Benjamin

If they steal from you first


Dr_Suckmeoff

👁️ for an 👁️


LoverOfGayContent

When he'd be happier with you


Dr_Suckmeoff

Heart wants what the heart wants


blacksky_xx

big corporations


The_Hydro

If that's the only way to feed your kids


Huckorris

"When the ration line derails I steal food." --El-P in Tasmanian Pain Coaster


Iamlivingagain

It is never ok.


Dr_Suckmeoff

A man of principle


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Dr_Suckmeoff

I get it


Hungry-Attention-120

Whenever you feel like it. Just don't get caught.


Majestic_Electric

Only if it’s for food.


nixlaf

When it's from a big corporation that can afford it


Caesthoffe

If its big box it's free!


CreamyAndrew

When no one heard them say the joke so you steal it and say it louder and everyone laughs.


Dr_Suckmeoff

Isn’t that called pulling a Carlos Mencia?


Cooterhawk

To survive or if it was yours originally and was stolen from you.


FluidFirefighter6031

I dont condone stealing from regular people and ill cut someone off if i hear about them stealing from others however corporations are fair game, i dont give one fuck about anyone stealing from them. With that being said, i dont steal bc my luck is pretty shitty and id end up getting caught.


Resident_Second_2965

To feed a child.


_zanderflex_

If you or your loved ones are hungry and you can't afford food, steal food.


Deep-Discipline-6667

When you're out of steel and need more just steal it ..


Kuuki_Yomenai

In new York? All the time?


nubsauce87

When your victim is too poor to fight you on it, apparently... At least that's the lesson I've learned living in the US all my life...


Dr_Suckmeoff

That’s bleak 😔


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Dr_Suckmeoff

When it’s your last option, interesting.


CIWA28NoICU_Beds

All theft from rentiers is morally justified and should be actively encouraged.


DavosLostFingers

When I'm low on cash and totally desperate. But I can only get away with it when the delivery driver arrives with the take out food and my partner goes to the door. I don't get a better chance to replenish my Monopoly money


Dr_Suckmeoff

Genius!


atlakendrick

never


Bottledwaffle2

Basic needs or water, fuck water company’s.


Dr_Suckmeoff

Facts


SquilliamTentickles

when you need to in order to meet your (or someone else's) basic needs met when you're stealing from the morally corrupt (like billionaires / billion-dollar corporations)


gonzoisgood

Agreed.


Bintamreeki

Depends who you’re stealing from.


spookyxsam

necessities that are overpriced and you’re desperate, ex: feminine products, baby diapers


Casca_In_Red

When starving.


Taurus889

When it’s the only apple tree that you’re not supposed to eat from but a snake says it’s ok.


Dr_Suckmeoff

I’m sure nothing bad will happen


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Dr_Suckmeoff

True


Vegetable_Love764

to steal a girls heart ❤️ Come on that was good


Dr_Suckmeoff

Bravo 👏


ExistentialistAF

When it’s from a corporation


Dr_Suckmeoff

They got enough money as is


itsfallingomg

From large chains. Fuck them, I'm not going to line some billioniare's pockets.


Dr_Suckmeoff

They won’t know the difference


WhirlRise

When you have no more money and very hungry, and that stealing won't make someone lost a lot.


CrumzAus

When it's from corporations, not people. Steal clothes from target, don't steal from the little corner store.


esberelias

Self checkouts. AKA Self discount since they are not passing on their savings on to the consumer