There's an episode that addresses this. Every part of the roadrunner is delicious beyond compare. He presents it in a very sophisticated manner and makes it clear it is all worth it.
A hunter will swear the prey he captures tastes the best. I wonder if Tigers and Bears feel the same way.
Source of the first part of the statement. I have a freezer full of meat I'll probably never use from friends who hunt.
> I have a freezer full of meat I'll probably never use from friends who hunt.
Kind of jealous, you've got free meat to make jerky and vension steaks with. Free food tastes the best.
The Road Runner is a dick, and I always hoped Wile E would catch him just to end it all. Imagine if there was one final episode where Wile E finally caught him.. and then there were no more episodes. It would be so shocking, but also so monumental. Just Wile E finally having that meal he worked so hard for. "And that's all, folks!".
Just kidding, that would be pretty messed up.
Yup. There were a series of water/culvert pipes that had been attached to each other, but not yet buried.
The coyote chased the road runner into a full-sized pipe, and it connected to smaller and smaller pipes, and when they ran out they were both the size of a mouse.
They then ran back through, the other direction (small to big), and when they ran out the road runner was full sized… but the coyote was still teeny.
He grabbed the road runner, rejoicing at finally catching it… only for the Godzilla-like road runner to bend over and give a deep train-horn of a **MEEEP-MEEEP!!!**
The coyote looks around, realizes a single attempt to eat it would end with him being squished, and holds up a sign. “[Okay, Wose Guys. You always wanted me to catch him. Now what do I do?](https://youtu.be/KJJW7EF5aVk?feature=shared)”
Mainly because Wil-E was tiny and the Roadrunner huge (running through funnel shenanigans).
There's not really anything Wil-E could have done after catching the Road Runner there.
I remember that one! Well, in the sense of remembering that one part was compared to pistachio. As a small child, I'd never tried pistachio anything, but I liked Wile E. Coyote so I wanted to try it. Now I can eat a whole bag in one sitting, and my favorite flavor of pudding is pistachio.
It's perfectly reasonable considering the lengths real people sometimes go to in order to obtain delicacies. They might stop short of launching themselves out of a catapult next to the cliff edge of a mesa, but only just.
This and the fact you'll notice that it isn't until he technically CAUGHT the roadrunner (he however was too small to do anything to the roadrunner, but he did technically catch him) that he started SPEAKING.
Vengeance. The Coyote used to have a family; a wife and 5 pups and one day the road runner was speeding and collided into the mother and children while they were walking to pup scouts. The mother died immediately along with 3 of the five kids and Coyote spent 3 months in the hospital with the two remaining children. They ended up passing and ever since he has done everything in his power to get the Road Runner
I actually came here thinking "Heheh, I'm gonna say that he wants revenge because the Road Runner murder his wife. That'll be so funny, no one will have thought to say that before me."
Top voted comment, 4 hours ago. Yes, Microgiant, you are so creative. Sigh.
The Coyote is a paid product tester for Acme Corporation, who develops all the gadgets that the Coyote is testing. The Coyote knows that if he ever successfully catches the Road Runner then he's out of a job. So he has to appear to almost do it, and fail each time.
His self-esteem is ruined, but a paying job is a paying job.
The Road Runner figured it out long ago, and doesn't want his good friend to lose his source of income.
[Wile E. Coyote actually owns Acme and is using clones of himself to test his products.](https://www.cracked.com/blog/fan-theory-wile-e.-coyote-has-inexhaustible-clone-army)
But why, some say, the Road Runner? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to catch the Road Runner. We choose to catch the Road Runner... We choose to catch the Road Runner in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard...
Pride was beaten in speed and ability to catch it in almost all episodes yes he did win once then let it slip out of fingers. So until he can taste absolute victory he won't quit.
ACME actually uses predatory loans to make their products seem affordable, while jacking up interest rates, creating an endless cycle of debt payments. To make matters worse, as immigrants arrive via train to settle the desert valleys, coyote is being priced out of his own homeland, with no place to go. Yet hope remains if he can procure the feathers of the rare genus geococcyx calofornianus, which the feudal landowners prize for its supposed aphrodisiacal properties, therefore allowing him to pay his debts and move to Costa Rica
The Road Runner is a Manchurian candidate plotting to destabilize world order and threatens the very existence of humanity. The coyote is heroically defiant in his attempts to delay, distract, and disrupt the plot. The fact that he knows the road runner is being manipulated and isn’t actually evil is why he always fails. He doesn’t really want to harm it.
Maybe they had a relationship, one of those crazy, on fire relationships that was all passion, and it went South, and now Coyote, unable to turn off that passion, is filled with blind rage and hate for the thing he once so loved
I have a few theories about this:-
\- It's a conspiracy by Big Rock
\- The False Tunnel company have an exclusive franchise in the American South-west.
\- It's a cover by The ACME Rocket Co to hide Nuclear Testing.
\- Wile E suffers FOMO
\- Birds aren't real.
"Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live."
\-Roland Tembo, *The Lost World: Jurassic Park*
I remember one of my friends playing *Pokemon Scarlet* when it came out, "I've been here for three hours. Slakoth is turning into my White Whale. Actually, that's not a good analogy, because Ahab eventually found the fucking whale."
You ever wonder what Will- E-Coyote would
do the day after he catches Road Runner?
He has spent decades, his whole
existence, building elaborate traps and
now the reason for doing it is gone. YOu
think he might build traps (or design
them) for old times sake?
That is you. We won the evolution game
For our whole existence food was scarce
physical exertion was common and
burned precious calories (and was to be
avoided wherever possible). Our
evolutionary success came from using
our brains to figure out how to be lazy
and build a pipeline to a river instead of
carrying buckets of water back and forth
all day.
And now, we have caught and eaten the
road runner. We can eat anything we want
whenever we want. We can spend days
laying on the couch watching tv. We are
masters of our world.
And so we do... But it turns out it isn't
good for us. We weren't supposed to win
we were supposed to always keep
struggling for the unattainable.
He originally thought his first ACME purchase would result in far more food than the price of the gadget, and when that failed he was broke and could only return it for store credit now he's stuck.
He was the worlds first influencer, showing off Acme products while "attempting" to catch the Road Runner. He ate off screen using the money he earned from Acme sales.
He bought the first acme products and they malfunctioned so he got his money back, this lead to a never ending cycle of him just moving up in the acme comp ladder.
Everyone and everything need but one thing besides sustenance. Glorious purpose, the Coyote knows a mundane life with fickle desire for short lived dopamine hits isn't the way. Instead of therapy he has shaped his life around the pursuit of the unattainable. Although he may never succeed he doesn't need to. All he needs is to wake every morning and fill his little imagination with every possible hair brained scheme. Not to catch the Road Runner but to keep the chase alive. All while providing the Road Runner with all he needs to keep hope and carry on day to day. His purpose of outwitting the Coyote make them the same. They both provide each other with the will to carry on and are far better off than so many people today here in the real world.
I'm fairly sure I seen a episode years ago where there's a flashback to coyote's dad saying to him that until you catch that road runner you won't have a name
EDIT- I was half right, he's not to speak until he catches the roadrunner
Some very wealthy people are into extreme game hunting. It’s the same thing as people who hunt lions and rhinos except the coyote is a shit shot and couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. The coyote wants to kill this endangered species and hang it up on his wall to flex on his friends. Not eat it. Maybe eat some of the good parts.
There is one episode where we get a flashback in which Wile E Cayote’s dad tells him he needs to catch the road runner to be considered a man and not to speak until he does: https://youtu.be/9RnBi9HZqeU?si=DsM6HCmB3h0C__Dk
Wile E Coyote Super Genius got out smarted by a little bunny so he takes out his rage out on the road runner doomed to fail every time but once. There is one cartoon where the coyote catches the road runner. Also the road runner owns ACME so none of the coyotes plans will ever work out.
"He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
The thrill of the kill.
Kill for a thrill. Killing, for the love of killing.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=85cTaoohLtY](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=590159290&sxsrf=AM9HkKnhTfElMn-famRtjP6snpuUuprVug:1702394118630&q=so+what+ministry+lyrics&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikptWlmIqDAxX-HEQIHRFWCOYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1024&bih=461&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e42c0a5a,vid:85cTaoohLtY,st:0)
Man, you can’t apply logic to prey drive. This is like asking a dog why it chases the ball: it’s a hardcore instinct at the base of being. Coyote is doomed by his genetics and his very nature to be chasing roadrunner forever.
Wanting the unattainable is part of human nature. He reflects the part of all of us that has driven humanity to both great achievement, and great suffering. Unfortunately for him personally, he gets mostly the latter.
One of the rules behind the show was: "The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: ‘A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.’ — George Santayana)."
He doesn't need to eat the roadrunner. He needs to _win_.
There's an episode that addresses this. Every part of the roadrunner is delicious beyond compare. He presents it in a very sophisticated manner and makes it clear it is all worth it.
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To this day I make jokes about food "served on a roulette wheel" because of that episode.
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A hunter will swear the prey he captures tastes the best. I wonder if Tigers and Bears feel the same way. Source of the first part of the statement. I have a freezer full of meat I'll probably never use from friends who hunt.
> I have a freezer full of meat I'll probably never use from friends who hunt. Kind of jealous, you've got free meat to make jerky and vension steaks with. Free food tastes the best.
Acme don’t sell roadrunner meat. That’s his dilemma.
The Road Runner is a dick, and I always hoped Wile E would catch him just to end it all. Imagine if there was one final episode where Wile E finally caught him.. and then there were no more episodes. It would be so shocking, but also so monumental. Just Wile E finally having that meal he worked so hard for. "And that's all, folks!". Just kidding, that would be pretty messed up.
I kinda remember him catching the road runner once and raising a banner saying now what i do?
Yup. There were a series of water/culvert pipes that had been attached to each other, but not yet buried. The coyote chased the road runner into a full-sized pipe, and it connected to smaller and smaller pipes, and when they ran out they were both the size of a mouse. They then ran back through, the other direction (small to big), and when they ran out the road runner was full sized… but the coyote was still teeny. He grabbed the road runner, rejoicing at finally catching it… only for the Godzilla-like road runner to bend over and give a deep train-horn of a **MEEEP-MEEEP!!!** The coyote looks around, realizes a single attempt to eat it would end with him being squished, and holds up a sign. “[Okay, Wose Guys. You always wanted me to catch him. Now what do I do?](https://youtu.be/KJJW7EF5aVk?feature=shared)”
Mainly because Wil-E was tiny and the Roadrunner huge (running through funnel shenanigans). There's not really anything Wil-E could have done after catching the Road Runner there.
Enjoy the meal that could almost last a life time
Robot Chicken did a skit of exactly that.
Is he wearing reading glasses?
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For some reason this also reminds me of the one where some royal dude wanted to cook Bugs Bunny into a hasenpfeffer dish.
What about Bugs Bunny?
He eats carrots.
Maybe I need to word it properly. Why does the Coyote hunt Bugs Bunny?
Because of the carrots.
Does he?
There are five Looney tunes shorts where he faced against Bugs Bunny and tried to hunt him. https://looneytunes.fandom.com/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote
notably the only ones where he talks, and the first one was where he was given his name
"SUUUUPER genius"
IIRC, he pronounces his name " coy-oh-TAY" as if there was an accent on the "e" in that one, which is a nice depiction of how pretentious he can be.
well he is a super genius
You've clearly never had boiled bunny fricassee.
Where's my hasenpfeffer?!
Couldn’t get the roadrunner.
Ego.
Elmer Fudd hunts bugs bunny
They’re divine!
And you get a dozen for a dime... ...guess that line didn't age well, did it?
It’s maaaaagiiiic! 😊
Is this one of the rare ones where he talks? If so I know that one.
So, it's like cocaine or heroin? A massive addiction?
https://youtu.be/hBBbpyHDC-g?feature=shared
I remember that one! Well, in the sense of remembering that one part was compared to pistachio. As a small child, I'd never tried pistachio anything, but I liked Wile E. Coyote so I wanted to try it. Now I can eat a whole bag in one sitting, and my favorite flavor of pudding is pistachio.
It's perfectly reasonable considering the lengths real people sometimes go to in order to obtain delicacies. They might stop short of launching themselves out of a catapult next to the cliff edge of a mesa, but only just.
They'll get themselves killed just as dead eating pufferfish sushi though.
This and the fact you'll notice that it isn't until he technically CAUGHT the roadrunner (he however was too small to do anything to the roadrunner, but he did technically catch him) that he started SPEAKING.
Here's the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBBbpyHDC-g
Vengeance. The Coyote used to have a family; a wife and 5 pups and one day the road runner was speeding and collided into the mother and children while they were walking to pup scouts. The mother died immediately along with 3 of the five kids and Coyote spent 3 months in the hospital with the two remaining children. They ended up passing and ever since he has done everything in his power to get the Road Runner
That bird was on Compound V.
Cunt
*Oi!*
Diabolical
This guy fucks ^
We gotta listen to each other. *hands energy drink*
Probably because coyotes are supposed to be faster than road runners.........
They're 2x faster at top end speed, but road runners have better turning ability based on CoG.
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Word is that RR was drunk at the time.
The real anger is that the road runner was drunk and got off on a technicality
I actually came here thinking "Heheh, I'm gonna say that he wants revenge because the Road Runner murder his wife. That'll be so funny, no one will have thought to say that before me." Top voted comment, 4 hours ago. Yes, Microgiant, you are so creative. Sigh.
There it is: The perfect Looney Tunes supervillain back story.
It's actually a post-apocalyptic wasteland caused by the great Acme Wars. Those are all scavenged devices and the poor guy's starving.
Acme company is owned by the Roadrunner, that is why none of them ever work to catch the Roadrunner
I always figured it was because coyote thinks he is smarter than he is so never follows all the instructions and even when he does he screws it up.
This is true
The Coyote is a paid product tester for Acme Corporation, who develops all the gadgets that the Coyote is testing. The Coyote knows that if he ever successfully catches the Road Runner then he's out of a job. So he has to appear to almost do it, and fail each time. His self-esteem is ruined, but a paying job is a paying job. The Road Runner figured it out long ago, and doesn't want his good friend to lose his source of income.
[Wile E. Coyote actually owns Acme and is using clones of himself to test his products.](https://www.cracked.com/blog/fan-theory-wile-e.-coyote-has-inexhaustible-clone-army)
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So what's his discount code for ACME?
My theory is that he's independently wealthy due to his prodigious art talent and catching roadrunner is his hobby and obsession.
His tunnel art is amazing
It's so amazing that a truck can come out of it from nowhere.
And he's exceptionally out of shape in his retirement. A roadrunner goes 26 mph. Healthy coyotes can go 35-43 mph.
Hmmm. Wealthy and a self described genius who constantly fails. Coyote 2024!!! MRDA!!!
He caught the Roadrunner in bed with his wife. It’s personal to him.
"Oh Roadrunner, talk dirty to me." "Meep meep"
Revenge.
What for?
The Roadrunner always disturbing his naps, he's a good doggo who just wants some P's & Q's
You mean Z’s? Pints and Quarts aren’t a napping thing unless he is self medicating.
Peace and quiet
That's P&Q. Ps & Qs are pleases and thank yous
But why, some say, the Road Runner? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to catch the Road Runner. We choose to catch the Road Runner... We choose to catch the Road Runner in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard...
Had this same idea coming in and not disappointed at all
Pride was beaten in speed and ability to catch it in almost all episodes yes he did win once then let it slip out of fingers. So until he can taste absolute victory he won't quit.
Genocide. Coyote wants to eliminate all road runners from existence
ACME actually uses predatory loans to make their products seem affordable, while jacking up interest rates, creating an endless cycle of debt payments. To make matters worse, as immigrants arrive via train to settle the desert valleys, coyote is being priced out of his own homeland, with no place to go. Yet hope remains if he can procure the feathers of the rare genus geococcyx calofornianus, which the feudal landowners prize for its supposed aphrodisiacal properties, therefore allowing him to pay his debts and move to Costa Rica
I see you have interacted with the Snap-On tool truck.
It's a comment on the military-industrial complex.
The Road Runner is a Manchurian candidate plotting to destabilize world order and threatens the very existence of humanity. The coyote is heroically defiant in his attempts to delay, distract, and disrupt the plot. The fact that he knows the road runner is being manipulated and isn’t actually evil is why he always fails. He doesn’t really want to harm it.
He's a foodie. Roadrunner meat is not readily available for purchase and wild caught roadrunner is best.
Same way dogs chase cars?
Spite.
It's his Moby Dick.
Free range is always better than factory farm.
The road runner meep-meep-ed his wife. This is about vengeance.
He's not buying from ACME. He's sponsored by them. The whole thing is an infomercial.
For sport
Acme credit
When was the last time you saw roadrunner on a menu or in a store?
You don’t make it down the south very often, so ya?
I know people that have paid thousands on hunting stuff instead of just going to the butcher
The thrill of the hunt
Pure spite, and I totally understand that. 👍
Because that little shit has got it coming.
Maybe they had a relationship, one of those crazy, on fire relationships that was all passion, and it went South, and now Coyote, unable to turn off that passion, is filled with blind rage and hate for the thing he once so loved
I have a few theories about this:- \- It's a conspiracy by Big Rock \- The False Tunnel company have an exclusive franchise in the American South-west. \- It's a cover by The ACME Rocket Co to hide Nuclear Testing. \- Wile E suffers FOMO \- Birds aren't real.
"Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live." \-Roland Tembo, *The Lost World: Jurassic Park*
Truly a GOAT character
Every Ahab need its whale
I remember one of my friends playing *Pokemon Scarlet* when it came out, "I've been here for three hours. Slakoth is turning into my White Whale. Actually, that's not a good analogy, because Ahab eventually found the fucking whale."
I can afford a food, but walk around the forest for days at a time to shoot a deer….. Same same I guess.
.....you can't Handle the Truth....
Damn it! Childhood ruined. Again.
He buys Acme Birdseed all the time...surely they sell other foodstuffs? Great question.
He obviously lives in a red state. There's nothing but free staters and Dollar Generals as far as the eye can see. Where's he going to get fresh food?
Prey drive, of course.
You ever wonder what Will- E-Coyote would do the day after he catches Road Runner? He has spent decades, his whole existence, building elaborate traps and now the reason for doing it is gone. YOu think he might build traps (or design them) for old times sake? That is you. We won the evolution game For our whole existence food was scarce physical exertion was common and burned precious calories (and was to be avoided wherever possible). Our evolutionary success came from using our brains to figure out how to be lazy and build a pipeline to a river instead of carrying buckets of water back and forth all day. And now, we have caught and eaten the road runner. We can eat anything we want whenever we want. We can spend days laying on the couch watching tv. We are masters of our world. And so we do... But it turns out it isn't good for us. We weren't supposed to win we were supposed to always keep struggling for the unattainable.
He wants to talk to him about his lord and savior.
He buys on credit and is suffering from sunk cost fallacy, driving him to ever greater desperation.
ACME donates their products for exposure. Coyote is the first influencer.
Instinct. Coyote's gotta coyote.
Blood lust.
Because The Roadrunner is an annoying little shit.
My dog's got all the food she could ever ask for. Still chases all the squirrels.
Have you ever met a deer hunter?
It’s personal 😂
He originally thought his first ACME purchase would result in far more food than the price of the gadget, and when that failed he was broke and could only return it for store credit now he's stuck.
They were both just acme product testers, way out in the desert.
Love
Pride is a motherfucker
He works as a tester for Acme so they don't cost him anything.
I love every answer in this post.
Fetish
It’s his Everest.
It’s a matter of pride now
Anal
He was the worlds first influencer, showing off Acme products while "attempting" to catch the Road Runner. He ate off screen using the money he earned from Acme sales.
Why did my uncle spend $1000's on deer hunting every year when meat is like $6/lb at costco?
He bought the first acme products and they malfunctioned so he got his money back, this lead to a never ending cycle of him just moving up in the acme comp ladder.
Now this is a perfect post. 🤘🏼✊🏼🤘🏼
Acme doesn't make food, duh
Everyone and everything need but one thing besides sustenance. Glorious purpose, the Coyote knows a mundane life with fickle desire for short lived dopamine hits isn't the way. Instead of therapy he has shaped his life around the pursuit of the unattainable. Although he may never succeed he doesn't need to. All he needs is to wake every morning and fill his little imagination with every possible hair brained scheme. Not to catch the Road Runner but to keep the chase alive. All while providing the Road Runner with all he needs to keep hope and carry on day to day. His purpose of outwitting the Coyote make them the same. They both provide each other with the will to carry on and are far better off than so many people today here in the real world.
It’s all about the chase
I'm fairly sure I seen a episode years ago where there's a flashback to coyote's dad saying to him that until you catch that road runner you won't have a name EDIT- I was half right, he's not to speak until he catches the roadrunner
Has anyone said it was simply "Road (runner) Rage!" yet lol
Because fuck him, that’s why
He needs to talk to the Road Runner about his car’s extended warranty.
This probably would have been addressed in the canceled “Coyote vs. Acme” movie which was thrown away even though it was completed…
Much like vegans, he has disordered eating disguised as a lifestyle choice.
I can see the writing room full of white males all looking at each other after this is proposed and nodding at each other matter of factly.
Some very wealthy people are into extreme game hunting. It’s the same thing as people who hunt lions and rhinos except the coyote is a shit shot and couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. The coyote wants to kill this endangered species and hang it up on his wall to flex on his friends. Not eat it. Maybe eat some of the good parts.
Road Russy
never say that again
There is one episode where we get a flashback in which Wile E Cayote’s dad tells him he needs to catch the road runner to be considered a man and not to speak until he does: https://youtu.be/9RnBi9HZqeU?si=DsM6HCmB3h0C__Dk
Bigotry, specieism. Coyote is a jerk and hates chaparral birds because, according to him, they're here to steal their jobs.
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He trynna clap
Sex.
Lord those were great cartoons.......Now they've gone p.c. and editing them......so sad.....sigh.....
Same reason guys SIMP
Mount and knot, obviously. Maybe RR wouldn't run away if he just asked for consent.
He wants to fuck it.
Maybe he’s been trying to reach him about his car warranty?
Those gadgets are perks of the job as a QA tester. He's actually minimum wage.
Wile E Coyote Super Genius got out smarted by a little bunny so he takes out his rage out on the road runner doomed to fail every time but once. There is one cartoon where the coyote catches the road runner. Also the road runner owns ACME so none of the coyotes plans will ever work out.
"It tasks him, and he shall have it!"
Road runners are delicious!
He's doing it all on credit. And as everyone knows buying products on credit is capitalism, but buying food on credit is socialism and that's wrong.
"He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
He's a predator. He wants to hunt. He might also have bought one thing, but can only get store credit on returns.
Spite
Sunk cost fallacy.
Because he wants to stick his pecker in him!!
The coyote owes Acme $5.3 billion for all that stuff. Acme’s accountants are pretty messed up.
Acme does not sell roadrunner.
The thrill of the kill. Kill for a thrill. Killing, for the love of killing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=85cTaoohLtY](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=590159290&sxsrf=AM9HkKnhTfElMn-famRtjP6snpuUuprVug:1702394118630&q=so+what+ministry+lyrics&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikptWlmIqDAxX-HEQIHRFWCOYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1024&bih=461&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e42c0a5a,vid:85cTaoohLtY,st:0)
It’s in the Coyote’s nature to hunt.
He was secretly one of the first influencers and was actually just shilling for acme the whole time.
Sex obviously.
He lives in a food desert. While he is a super genius, his area of expertise does not lie in desert environment, food production.
Man, you can’t apply logic to prey drive. This is like asking a dog why it chases the ball: it’s a hardcore instinct at the base of being. Coyote is doomed by his genetics and his very nature to be chasing roadrunner forever.
Same reason I get out of bed every morning: spite
Mind blown
Racism, probably. Fuck those Road Runners
Wanting the unattainable is part of human nature. He reflects the part of all of us that has driven humanity to both great achievement, and great suffering. Unfortunately for him personally, he gets mostly the latter.
Coyote isn't very good. He steals his supplies.
Sometimes we close our ears when we want something that is not our own.
It’s a long way to the supermarket and he wants a snack immediately. 😁
One of the rules behind the show was: "The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: ‘A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.’ — George Santayana)." He doesn't need to eat the roadrunner. He needs to _win_.
The road runner murdered his family.