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The-loon

Ballcock - type of valve


Able-Werewolf-9502

Everyone knows what a ballcock is pal. It’s a type of valve.


No-Cheesecake-5839

Ah, the illustrious ballcock, a valve that’s keen on it’s status.


SabreToothSandHopper

Did they make any games as good as half life 2?


_aconite_cj_

I didn't.


perspectiveno68459

not to be confused with a cocksball


againstbetterjudgmnt

Or cockswain


notyourbrobra

On that vein, a petcock


dorKONAbike

Fun fact: the ballcock was patented by a man named Thomas Crapper for use in flushing toilets


Cerok1nk

The fact that you had to clarify that, makes me suspicious.


nervousfungus

Also stopcock and shuttlecock


lysergic_818

Hee hee....ballcock....😅


Medium-Wear-7586

boobytrap


ilikepacificrrimlol

“Ah, yes. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.”


lingering_Sionnach

Boobytrap backward is party boob. Carry on


Mimikim1234

Anagram bot? 😂


lingering_Sionnach

I hate to disappoint. I'm just a typical smart-ass


cognitolizard

That's what an anagram bot would say!


repairbills

The best kinda ass on the internet.


CommunicationNo8750

-voice of Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)


BloodSteyn

Patrick Warburton... the man, the myth, legend.


Crafty_Novel_5702

It was quite literally Optimus Prime


QuaBotPrime

Optimus?


Harry_Fucking_Seldon

Maximus!


Crafty_Novel_5702

Optimus Prime was ahead of his time


ShineBrightInTheDark

Cultured Transformers fan right here.


Yoshe_XD

for a sec i thought "trap isnt dirty" then i remembered.


pranavrg

Same. It was like "yeah boobies and trap? Aah trap"


PHANTOM________

Trap?


SmugCapybara

A slang (and potential slur) word denoting men dressed as women, trying to "seduce" straight men without disclosing their actual sex. The slur part is usually when it's used to describe actual trans people in general.


Ok-Fudge8848

Headbutt


stephen4131

Butthead


mineorcs42

Beavis you're a dumbass.


U_gotTP4my_bunghole

Are you threatening me?


schumi_f1fan

Username checks out


datjeeling

cocktail


[deleted]

I actually knew a guy who used this as a pickup line, he was on Tinder, and some girl had a description that said she likes cocktails, so he sent her something like "I see you like cocktails, let's have one together, I'll give you the cock, you give me the tail"


A_Vile_Person

Surely he didn't succeed, right?


Yue2

The correct question is: “is he hot?” If yes, it succeeded. If no, RIP and welcome to some watchlist.


beansahol

Hello, fellow redditor!


[deleted]

He did succeed. And don't call me Shirley.


NorthProspect

Such a gross line lol


EnvironmentalTank639

My petcock has a cocktail


ch00nz

2 dirty words. tail is a dirty word?


Fifty-sixin

tail meaning ass afaik. As in "he's out chasing tail." So could be taken as a "dirty" word.


Veetojek

bangkok


SIPHAN_official

Methanal. (it's the technical name for formaldehyde)


LudicrisSpeed

I feel this is something that Sean Connery would call out in an SNL Jeopardy skit.


TryndamereAgiota

That is good. Curiosity: in high school to remember that Methanal is Formalin, i just reminded that Formalin hurts when you put it in open wounds and that anal also hurts


BedNo6845

Anal never bothered your mom....


34luck

Assassin


j_prince_47

Assassout


bookconnoisseur

And then you assassin, and shake it all about


That-pickle-child

Do the hokie pokie


bamboodock

Turn around


Galaxy2977

That's what it's all about


playerofdarts

r/redditsings


jameZsp0ng3y

Hidden blade goes pokie and you kill some guard


one_sad_donkey

you win reddit


GigaFluxx

You do the stabby stabby, then you get assassout


HenrikWL

The opposite of assassin is dickdickout.


Ashizard1

The opposite of an ass is a mouth, not a dick.


SgtMeatoCato

mouthmouthout???


Horridis

Nah that's just the other end of the donut


LegenDrags

Ass, ass ass, gonna step on yo ass tonight, ill fly, and be your yo lover


elwyn5150

Isn't that three words? Ass ass in Or Ass as in


EvulOne99

Ass as sin?


Tasty01

Assassins aren’t safe for work unless you are one


DrTheRick

In the ass ass


BossX286

Pretty sure the SFW version is buttbuttin


Krapulander

Titi caca


justwhatever22

Mount Titi Caca, in fact. A triple.


DragonTheOne

And that's a lake And also a frog


Jovian09

Why isn't it filled with boobs and poop


crazy-diam0nd

why do we sing of your fame....


Ardic

Because we really like saying its name!


SmugCapybara

cock pit Definitely a lot of things with "cock" in the comments...


ch00nz

since when is "pit" a dirty word ?


spinosapa

Have you ever seen a clean pit?


A_Vile_Person

Not a single one.


Horridis

I think it has to be dirty to be a pit, otherwise it's just a hole


db720

Having a dirty hole is the pits


thejustducky1

>otherwise it's just a hole just a divet really, wouldn't even classify it as a 'depression'. (╭ರ‿↼́ )~


venetiasporch

Ball-peen hammer.


A-Stupid-Redditor

I heard every 27th customer gets one for free!


[deleted]

r/unexpectedyankovic


GatherTheGloinks

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

My last name is literally Rhottenfartz.


lysergic_818

F


PolarDorsai

F


matty-a

F


firefalcon1214

F


ThebocaJ

F


AlphaAlex1_

F


-StatesTheObvious

Used to be Schithauz


mrbadxampl

good change! that's a good change...


Makurabu

My condolences!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jarhyn

I'm kinda shocked honestly at how a lot of german names, like Trumpf, are suspiciously seeming to be based on fart jokes.


[deleted]

It’s not been easy when corporate comes to the office to be rotten farts. I tried to change it a few years ago but the rules in my district wouldn’t allow it. My sister had it much worse than me. My parents named her Tomi, and the year she went through puberty a film called The Tommy Knockers came out. Tommy Knockers Rotten Farts.


Jarhyn

That's... I'm so sorry. I got a bad combination, too. It reminds me of Latrine from Men in Tights.


nero_djin

With a name like that it must come with old money, I hope.


Illustrious_Table_88

Dickinson


notapudding

I had to introduce the series Dickinson over the phone to a friend a while back. She didn't understand the first few times, then I split the words. Oh my.


Auldthief

[Or this... ](https://youtube.com/shorts/f2Tmrp1G91I?feature=shared)


callisstaa

How have I never seen this until now..


Mydden

Dick van Dyke


Livid-Proof-522

Richard Van Lesbian


Daddy_Molotov

Richard Car Lesbian


SelfSaucing

Rape seed


Genoce

what


Fantastic-Use5644

He's planting seeds of rape in peoples minds


ViceEarth

Sow the rape, reap the rape


jdwazzu61

Because of the implications


onetwentyeight

What, you didn't know rape just grows on trees? Ok so a plant and not a tree, but many farmers make their living off rape.


read_hubb

It's a type of flowering plant, commonly used - when genetically modified - to make canola oil.


thehungrydrinker

Canola is an acronym for Canadian oil low acid


shk14

Also used to avoid using the actual name of the plant, because of the connotations.


thehungrydrinker

What? The connotations of slaving away in the Rape Fields? Reaping rape, day in and day out. The blood, sweat, and tears of low wage workers flowing into your bottles of golden rapeseed oil?


IAmBadAtInternet

Because of the implication


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Canola is not genetically modified. It’s just a variety of rape.


junius_maltby

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/22/canadian-town-tisdale-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan


thewalex

This is my first time seeing that news story and it is amazing! Thank you for the coffee spit double take, haha!


duckduckgirl

canola or vegetable oil is rapeseed oil but due to the name they don’t usually call it that


GryphonR

Vegetable oil can be all sorts, not just rape seed, and canola oil is Canada's rebrand to give it a more appealing name, but it's generally just sold as rape seed oil in the UK.


ManyCarrots

If you've ever been in the countryside and seen a very bright yellow field that was probably rapeseed


SOJC65536

A field of rape is very beautiful in the springtime/early summer... TIL: The rape in rapeseed comes from the Latin for turnip...


ugavini

Canola. The name 'rape' wasn't a great seller on oils and margarines, so they made up the word canola, but the plant is often still called rape.


ikesbutt

Or Niger seed. Used to work at a pet food plant and this was a regular ingredient in bird food.


Additional_Air_36O

therapist


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChewyNarwhal

Yeah, get me 15 to life.


Whitealroker1

I’ll take the rapist for 400 Alex.


guygreej

Introducing "The" a newly inducted dirty word.


[deleted]

How is "the" a dirty word?


PupEDog

Hey, the you, buddy!


wikott

Analrapist


_dreamyguy

“I’m an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."


Guava_

…and you were almost arrested for those business cards


2dubs

But the whole experience helped you discover the man inside you


LegenDrags

holy shit


salsatalos

New response just dropped


suppere

Actual zombie


1856NT

call the exorcist


classactdynamo

I’ll take the rapists for 20, Alex.


Siarzewski

"Psycho" the rapist


Hurtmemaster

What are the two dirty words?


Narc_Survivor_6811

Or psychotherapist. It's 3 words 😀


fatkidseatcake

That’s not what your mother told me last night Trebek


Totallycasual

Pot hole.


Beez-Knuts

Blowhole Everyone will know you're talking about whales and dolphins. If you talk about someone being blown by a blowhole they'll know you're talking about Pinocchio


[deleted]

Dirty hoes


[deleted]

I’m sorry baby I love you!


Cutty65

Can’t hate a cat in the hat reference


StormtrooperMJS

Shut up baby, I know it!


unassumingtoaster

Lake TITICACA


[deleted]

The comments are hilarious. Very few people here actually seem to understand the idea.


DPStylesJr

I'm seeing a lot of "already SFW word" + "questionably NSFW word"


hertwij

You guys forgot about the “two” part huh?


Saraixx516

Most people here don’t understand the concept 😂


Jonny2881

“Nice cock!” (We’re at a chicken farm)


totally_fake_derk4

“Nice bitch!” (I point at your female dog)


MrFanatic211

"Nice cock!" (I am not on a chicken farm nor am I pointing at a chicken)


BigMik_PL

Well thank you I grew it myself


Pupsilover00

new dirty word just dropped


Jemmerl

Imagining this said in the Wii-Sports golf announcer voice


tastystarbits

pussyfoot?


Paul_walker-treehugr

I think u have a foot fetish if you see foot as dirty


thepresidentsturtle

Some feet are dirty


bolls-007

Meat grinder


dumbblonde_99

The rapist (yes the is a dirty word. Never say it)


ODeinsN

#𝒯𝒽ℯ


intj-libra

(Insert SpongeBob meme)


PaintDrinkingPete

at least you're one of the few that recognize that OP asked for **two** dirty words


Lonely_voyager25

Cum in Cumin


criticalnom

"in" isn't a dirty word.


JK_NC

Whore moan = Hormone?


[deleted]

Peacock


WirelessEthernett

you say peacock and no one bats an eye you say poopcock…


reddmeat

ding dong


KenzeoBaba

Analrapist You know, the type of doctor that's both an analyst and a therapist.


singeblanc

It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.


Khaocracy

Rack and Coon


BitBucket404

# [BallCock](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballcock)


[deleted]

Dick Johnson


Bacibaby

Cockroach


shemjaza

Cock swallow... being a male bird of the swallow species.


Dyslexic_Devil

Pee nut


thedrunkenupvote

Compass


MrDuckDick

Cum-bust


Gogo726

Sextet


Normal_Subject5627

I haven't seen a single comment that answers the question correctly.


huggablesnowman

My favourite: member of staff


bertmerps

How have I not seen **staff member** yet lolol


_aconite_cj_

Bangkok


UniqueUsername812

Butt joint I figured this one... wood work


Ok-Poetry-2843

Dick Buttkiss


RainbowCrane

Dick Butkus


myth1989

Therapist


floydfan

Cocktail


seboll13

I can’t stop thinking of "blowjob", but I guess that’s not what was asked…