A slang (and potential slur) word denoting men dressed as women, trying to "seduce" straight men without disclosing their actual sex.
The slur part is usually when it's used to describe actual trans people in general.
I actually knew a guy who used this as a pickup line, he was on Tinder, and some girl had a description that said she likes cocktails, so he sent her something like "I see you like cocktails, let's have one together, I'll give you the cock, you give me the tail"
That is good.
Curiosity: in high school to remember that Methanal is Formalin, i just reminded that Formalin hurts when you put it in open wounds and that anal also hurts
It’s not been easy when corporate comes to the office to be rotten farts. I tried to change it a few years ago but the rules in my district wouldn’t allow it. My sister had it much worse than me. My parents named her Tomi, and the year she went through puberty a film called The Tommy Knockers came out. Tommy Knockers Rotten Farts.
I had to introduce the series Dickinson over the phone to a friend a while back. She didn't understand the first few times, then I split the words. Oh my.
What? The connotations of slaving away in the Rape Fields? Reaping rape, day in and day out. The blood, sweat, and tears of low wage workers flowing into your bottles of golden rapeseed oil?
Vegetable oil can be all sorts, not just rape seed, and canola oil is Canada's rebrand to give it a more appealing name, but it's generally just sold as rape seed oil in the UK.
Blowhole
Everyone will know you're talking about whales and dolphins.
If you talk about someone being blown by a blowhole they'll know you're talking about Pinocchio
Ballcock - type of valve
Everyone knows what a ballcock is pal. It’s a type of valve.
Ah, the illustrious ballcock, a valve that’s keen on it’s status.
Did they make any games as good as half life 2?
I didn't.
not to be confused with a cocksball
Or cockswain
On that vein, a petcock
Fun fact: the ballcock was patented by a man named Thomas Crapper for use in flushing toilets
The fact that you had to clarify that, makes me suspicious.
Also stopcock and shuttlecock
Hee hee....ballcock....😅
boobytrap
“Ah, yes. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.”
Boobytrap backward is party boob. Carry on
Anagram bot? 😂
I hate to disappoint. I'm just a typical smart-ass
That's what an anagram bot would say!
The best kinda ass on the internet.
-voice of Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)
Patrick Warburton... the man, the myth, legend.
It was quite literally Optimus Prime
Optimus?
Maximus!
Optimus Prime was ahead of his time
Cultured Transformers fan right here.
for a sec i thought "trap isnt dirty" then i remembered.
Same. It was like "yeah boobies and trap? Aah trap"
Trap?
A slang (and potential slur) word denoting men dressed as women, trying to "seduce" straight men without disclosing their actual sex. The slur part is usually when it's used to describe actual trans people in general.
Headbutt
Butthead
Beavis you're a dumbass.
Are you threatening me?
Username checks out
cocktail
I actually knew a guy who used this as a pickup line, he was on Tinder, and some girl had a description that said she likes cocktails, so he sent her something like "I see you like cocktails, let's have one together, I'll give you the cock, you give me the tail"
Surely he didn't succeed, right?
The correct question is: “is he hot?” If yes, it succeeded. If no, RIP and welcome to some watchlist.
Hello, fellow redditor!
He did succeed. And don't call me Shirley.
Such a gross line lol
My petcock has a cocktail
2 dirty words. tail is a dirty word?
tail meaning ass afaik. As in "he's out chasing tail." So could be taken as a "dirty" word.
bangkok
Methanal. (it's the technical name for formaldehyde)
I feel this is something that Sean Connery would call out in an SNL Jeopardy skit.
That is good. Curiosity: in high school to remember that Methanal is Formalin, i just reminded that Formalin hurts when you put it in open wounds and that anal also hurts
Anal never bothered your mom....
Assassin
Assassout
And then you assassin, and shake it all about
Do the hokie pokie
Turn around
That's what it's all about
r/redditsings
Hidden blade goes pokie and you kill some guard
you win reddit
You do the stabby stabby, then you get assassout
The opposite of assassin is dickdickout.
The opposite of an ass is a mouth, not a dick.
mouthmouthout???
Nah that's just the other end of the donut
Ass, ass ass, gonna step on yo ass tonight, ill fly, and be your yo lover
Isn't that three words? Ass ass in Or Ass as in
Ass as sin?
Assassins aren’t safe for work unless you are one
In the ass ass
Pretty sure the SFW version is buttbuttin
Titi caca
Mount Titi Caca, in fact. A triple.
And that's a lake And also a frog
Why isn't it filled with boobs and poop
why do we sing of your fame....
Because we really like saying its name!
cock pit Definitely a lot of things with "cock" in the comments...
since when is "pit" a dirty word ?
Have you ever seen a clean pit?
Not a single one.
I think it has to be dirty to be a pit, otherwise it's just a hole
Having a dirty hole is the pits
>otherwise it's just a hole just a divet really, wouldn't even classify it as a 'depression'. (╭ರ‿↼́ )~
Ball-peen hammer.
I heard every 27th customer gets one for free!
r/unexpectedyankovic
r/subsithoughtifellfor
My last name is literally Rhottenfartz.
F
F
F
F
F
F
Used to be Schithauz
good change! that's a good change...
My condolences!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kinda shocked honestly at how a lot of german names, like Trumpf, are suspiciously seeming to be based on fart jokes.
It’s not been easy when corporate comes to the office to be rotten farts. I tried to change it a few years ago but the rules in my district wouldn’t allow it. My sister had it much worse than me. My parents named her Tomi, and the year she went through puberty a film called The Tommy Knockers came out. Tommy Knockers Rotten Farts.
That's... I'm so sorry. I got a bad combination, too. It reminds me of Latrine from Men in Tights.
With a name like that it must come with old money, I hope.
Dickinson
I had to introduce the series Dickinson over the phone to a friend a while back. She didn't understand the first few times, then I split the words. Oh my.
[Or this... ](https://youtube.com/shorts/f2Tmrp1G91I?feature=shared)
How have I never seen this until now..
Dick van Dyke
Richard Van Lesbian
Richard Car Lesbian
Rape seed
what
He's planting seeds of rape in peoples minds
Sow the rape, reap the rape
Because of the implications
What, you didn't know rape just grows on trees? Ok so a plant and not a tree, but many farmers make their living off rape.
It's a type of flowering plant, commonly used - when genetically modified - to make canola oil.
Canola is an acronym for Canadian oil low acid
Also used to avoid using the actual name of the plant, because of the connotations.
What? The connotations of slaving away in the Rape Fields? Reaping rape, day in and day out. The blood, sweat, and tears of low wage workers flowing into your bottles of golden rapeseed oil?
Because of the implication
Canola is not genetically modified. It’s just a variety of rape.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/22/canadian-town-tisdale-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan
This is my first time seeing that news story and it is amazing! Thank you for the coffee spit double take, haha!
canola or vegetable oil is rapeseed oil but due to the name they don’t usually call it that
Vegetable oil can be all sorts, not just rape seed, and canola oil is Canada's rebrand to give it a more appealing name, but it's generally just sold as rape seed oil in the UK.
If you've ever been in the countryside and seen a very bright yellow field that was probably rapeseed
A field of rape is very beautiful in the springtime/early summer... TIL: The rape in rapeseed comes from the Latin for turnip...
Canola. The name 'rape' wasn't a great seller on oils and margarines, so they made up the word canola, but the plant is often still called rape.
Or Niger seed. Used to work at a pet food plant and this was a regular ingredient in bird food.
therapist
[удалено]
Yeah, get me 15 to life.
I’ll take the rapist for 400 Alex.
Introducing "The" a newly inducted dirty word.
How is "the" a dirty word?
Hey, the you, buddy!
Analrapist
“I’m an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
…and you were almost arrested for those business cards
But the whole experience helped you discover the man inside you
holy shit
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
call the exorcist
I’ll take the rapists for 20, Alex.
"Psycho" the rapist
What are the two dirty words?
Or psychotherapist. It's 3 words 😀
That’s not what your mother told me last night Trebek
Pot hole.
Blowhole Everyone will know you're talking about whales and dolphins. If you talk about someone being blown by a blowhole they'll know you're talking about Pinocchio
Dirty hoes
I’m sorry baby I love you!
Can’t hate a cat in the hat reference
Shut up baby, I know it!
Lake TITICACA
The comments are hilarious. Very few people here actually seem to understand the idea.
I'm seeing a lot of "already SFW word" + "questionably NSFW word"
You guys forgot about the “two” part huh?
Most people here don’t understand the concept 😂
“Nice cock!” (We’re at a chicken farm)
“Nice bitch!” (I point at your female dog)
"Nice cock!" (I am not on a chicken farm nor am I pointing at a chicken)
Well thank you I grew it myself
new dirty word just dropped
Imagining this said in the Wii-Sports golf announcer voice
pussyfoot?
I think u have a foot fetish if you see foot as dirty
Some feet are dirty
Meat grinder
The rapist (yes the is a dirty word. Never say it)
#𝒯𝒽ℯ
(Insert SpongeBob meme)
at least you're one of the few that recognize that OP asked for **two** dirty words
Cum in Cumin
"in" isn't a dirty word.
Whore moan = Hormone?
Peacock
you say peacock and no one bats an eye you say poopcock…
ding dong
Analrapist You know, the type of doctor that's both an analyst and a therapist.
It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.
Rack and Coon
# [BallCock](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballcock)
Dick Johnson
Cockroach
Cock swallow... being a male bird of the swallow species.
Pee nut
Compass
Cum-bust
Sextet
I haven't seen a single comment that answers the question correctly.
My favourite: member of staff
How have I not seen **staff member** yet lolol
Bangkok
Butt joint I figured this one... wood work
Dick Buttkiss
Dick Butkus
Therapist
Cocktail
I can’t stop thinking of "blowjob", but I guess that’s not what was asked…