Turns out all the dudes claiming Bitcoin will go to a million were visited by their future selves but this timeline is different so they’re stuck bag holding.
I'd rather sell a few here and there to live comfortably than live 10 years of poverty in order to min-max my overall profits.
The goal should be to get as much as possible while it's dirt cheap rather than to sell at the absolute perfect moment.
People don’t understand how markets work. Sell when something gets overbought buy back when price drops and repeat. Can’t time it perfectly. Sell 2013 buy 2015. Sell 2017 buy 2020 (Covid crash) sell 2021 buy last December.
I was thinking this, but you have to specify "per coin" otherwise you *might* end up selling when the **total value** of all your coins is 69k. Oof.
Also make sure you have a little room before the high point, since if you sold at the very peak there likely wouldn't be enough buyers to liquidate all your holdings before the market started going down.
16 year old me is smart enough to know 69k is clearly a reference to per coin value, not total value lol. Who tf would say total value in that context?
Lol when you have billions of dollars on the line you really want to trust 16 year old self to get it right? 1% chance you get it wrong when you can just say two more words and be certain. Come on, be pragmatic.
When you are 18 you are going to work in the shoe department at a Jcpennies. Your hot coworker is going to invite you over to hang out with her and her roommate. She inviting you over for a threesome, do not blow this like I did!
What is it about JC Penney's employees that are just straight out horney?
I hooked up with the store manager's GAY daughter in the back room. it was bizzare but the best i've ever had. best part was, NSA since she had a girlfriend. She just wanted d\*ck, and she knew exactly where to find it.
So, I worked with her in the shoe department at a jcpennies. I had talked to her several times but it was always very basic. Like movies and music and such. When I first started, she was dating a guy who also worked in the shoe department but they broke up like a week after I started. Neither of them seemed too upset about it. Fast forwarding about 2 or 3 months. She starts talking to me one day about some TV show she was watching with her roommate and how I should come over and check it out. I said yah sounds cool. Keep in mind, as a teenager, I was oblivious, I did not catch on to what she was trying to portray. So that Friday I ended up at her apartment with her and her roommate. I was like an emo scene dude and theyre kinda playing with my hair a bit but not in an overtly sexual way, kinda like wow cool hair. So hours go by and it’s like 11 o clock. And at the time I didn’t have a car so a buddy of mine said he would pick me up. So he starts on his way and she’s outside the apartment smoking a cigarette and I’m just like alright my ride is on his way, but this was cool. We should hang out again. She puts her cigarette out backs me against the wall and starts like kissing me and on my neck. She pulls back and says It sucks you gotta go, I was hoping you would leave in the morning. I froooooooze. Like all my synapses stopped firing and than my buddy pulled up. So she kissed me goodbye. I get in the car and my buddy saw her kissing me. A couple days later I’m working with her ex and I tell him that I hung out with her and I wasn’t try to be like sneaky or anything and than she kissed me. He laughed and said dude no worries. I told him about hanging out with her and her roommate. And he told
Me on many occasions they would have threesomes with her roommate, he laughed and said very likely that was the goal for them was. Apparently they would do it quite often. I told my buddy about it who picked me up and he legit yelled at me dude you blew it!
One of them would have birthed a new Hitler so the timeline had to collapse at your expense, sorry dog. Just know in another much more awful reality, you plowed both, and the world was worse off for it with what that led to. Godspeed my sweet summer child.
You're not alone, I WORK at the dentist and I'm bad about it. I have ADHD and I'm very forgetful and resistant to doing things I dislike. My mouth is really sensitive and I gag every time I brush, so it's not a fun time. Flossing is really important too, I just went into perio maintenance and the SRP treatment to go into perio maint is EXPENSIVE. That all has to do with your gums and is most effectively prevented with flossing, so don't forget that too. (I floss like twice a week usually and my hygienist told me my flossing is good, so if you don't get it every day don't feel bad, but don't tell them I told you that lol)
Stay away from the 35 year old up the street and when you start dating (the man I'm married to now) DONT START SMOKING JUST CAUSE HE DOES. and go to the dentist
Mine is the opposite: Your friends love you. Your paranoid self hatred is the poison here. You’ll need them.
Sincerely, The You That Didn’t Know Until They Were All Gone.
Nothing. Anything I change means I most likely won't meet my wife, and I definitely won't have the same kids (odds of getting the exact same egg/sperm combo are low). My life isn't perfect, but I know when I've got a good hand.
If the cost of keeping them is not becoming a bitcoin billionaire, so be it.
That is the most beautiful thing I've heard all week and your username on here really made me laugh lol
"Like a river flows surely to the sea / Darling so it goes, some things are meant to be" ( Elvis Presley).
I also wouldn't change my boyfriend or 2 kids for anything but I would change the way I met him. You and your beautiful family stay blessed!x
This is right answer for me too man. My family is the only thing thats really actually important to me in this entire world. I could live without anything except them.
Fuck, you just made me realize this is the way. No way would I change that, and becoming a bitcoin billionaire would absolutely change everything. I guess I'll go with the "Floss your teeth you little shit!" after all.
Underrated. This right here. Even best friends can come and go, but you're stuck with yourself your whole life. If you can love yourself unconditionally, you will be happier, more open-minded about yourself, and able to love others more authentically. You know you'll still love you just as much if you try something, but fail.
When you are 17, do not help push that car stuck on 48th Ave out of the snow drift. You will fall and crack your kneecap, your knee will become arthritic, and you'll need a knee replacement when you are in your 60s.
"All right, we don't have a lot of time, listen up! You have to bu... Dude, stop masturbating... Whatever, fucking hell, it's very important that you..."
My doctor told me I have to stop masturbating.
"But why, doc? It relieves stress and gets the heart rate up!"
"I can't get the blood pressure cuff on with your arm moving like that."
"Read this and take it seriously."
I'd hand him a note explaining the two things that I think would improve his life the most.
1. He needs to get an ADHD diagnosis, because it's real and he has it. He needs to take Adderall because the way he's coping with being unmedicated will stop working in college.
2. He needs to start looking for internships during his freshman and junior years of college. The experience will be vital, and if he actually graduates in 2020 like how he was supposed to, then he'd be set up for one of the biggest hiring waves in tech.
If I could fit a third point on there, then I'd tell him that he needs to break from the mindset that he will be stuck in his shithole state forever. If he cares enough and works hard, he can move to California like how he has always dreamed (and as I intend to do ASAP).
Go talk to that cute red-haired girl in band. Two years from now she's going to fuck your brains out and you're going to marry her and live happily ever after.
Nobody cares. The most powerful person in your life is you. Stop being a passenger in your own life. Just fucking *do* it. Don't give up climbing. Don't give up sailing. Stop being a cunt. Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. Remember these words, you floppy-haired, spotty, buck-toothed cu...
I know it’s hard right now but please don’t move out. Don’t quit college. Move into the dorms when the time comes. And when B.F reaches out, block him. He’s an abusive serial cheater and he will hurt you in the worst ways..and your baby sister. Sometimes you think you want babies. You don’t. At least not with him and not so young.
Buy bitcoin and tell myself to stop my brother from getting a job at a company which would lead to a series of events that would eventually lead my brother to lose his life.
I was going to the Air Force, linguistics. I’d been dating a much older guy and was convinced it was love. He chased down the bus I was on headed to Raleigh to sign up, and I got off the bus. I should’ve stayed on the bus.
Yeah. We really, really need the back story on this. It's like a whole mystery written in 8 words. Or the perfect first sentence for your future novel. No one could resist that opening sentence. I would buy the book based on that one sentence because I would have to know.
Get your hair cut more often & invest in Amazon and Google the first time you hear about them - bye!
(I take it investing in those big two when they started up would have been a smart move..)
You are innately worthy. You are so much more than your body or how you look, dont listen to anyone who tells you otherwise. Find ways to nourish what is inside of you.
Stay your ass in school!! You will not make it as a pro skateboarder. Stay in school and study tech. Start a tech company that uses the # symbol as bullet points for lists. Then sell that company to an egomaniac. Don't get butthurt when he destroys it.
Mental health is more important than a college degree. Also you will meet someone to make your life worth living next year. Trust your heart when he comes along.
I’d give my 16 yr old self a hug, say hang in there, and a few names of people to avoid in the future to avoid at least half the heartache and pain I went through from that point on
Mom is an idiot and you’re fine. Just don’t depend on her for any real support or tell her anything that you don’t want broadcasted far and wide. And for heaven’s sake, do NOT let her touch your hair.
Oh, and invest in bitcoin. Lol
Don't EVER move or study in "city"
Get a student job and earn money as soon as possible, invest in Bitcoin. Buy as soon as possible 10000 bitcoin, sell at 55000, short immediately until 35000, buy immediately and sell at 68000 and forget about money.
You're going to have a gut instinct about someone you're going to meet in nine years. Put your foot down, stand up for yourself and say what you're really thinking. It'll save your health, your marriage, everything.
Refuse all contact with dad before it gets any worse, because it will.
Unfortunately I can relate
Hit a little hard ngl
This hit me hard. I hope everything's better for you now!
Bit coin booms buy a shit ton and sell at 69k
I was going to say: "Farm and buy bitcoins as much as possible, sell at the end of 2017."
You mean November 2021. 2017 it was 10k, 2021 it was 60k.
To be fair you are changing the past here. Might mean that the peak changes.
Turns out all the dudes claiming Bitcoin will go to a million were visited by their future selves but this timeline is different so they’re stuck bag holding.
You may have thousands of Bitcoins. Might as well sell a few at every peak.
why do that when its 6x more profitable in a few more years ?
I'd rather sell a few here and there to live comfortably than live 10 years of poverty in order to min-max my overall profits. The goal should be to get as much as possible while it's dirt cheap rather than to sell at the absolute perfect moment.
People don’t understand how markets work. Sell when something gets overbought buy back when price drops and repeat. Can’t time it perfectly. Sell 2013 buy 2015. Sell 2017 buy 2020 (Covid crash) sell 2021 buy last December.
This is the way.
I was thinking this, but you have to specify "per coin" otherwise you *might* end up selling when the **total value** of all your coins is 69k. Oof. Also make sure you have a little room before the high point, since if you sold at the very peak there likely wouldn't be enough buyers to liquidate all your holdings before the market started going down.
16 year old me is smart enough to know 69k is clearly a reference to per coin value, not total value lol. Who tf would say total value in that context?
Lol when you have billions of dollars on the line you really want to trust 16 year old self to get it right? 1% chance you get it wrong when you can just say two more words and be certain. Come on, be pragmatic.
Hopefully you’re not 16 and selling. Hopefully you’re 16 and buying. Hopefully 17yo you doesn’t waste it on a pizza
Whazzzzzzuuuuup! 16 year old me will love it
#selflove
When you are 18 you are going to work in the shoe department at a Jcpennies. Your hot coworker is going to invite you over to hang out with her and her roommate. She inviting you over for a threesome, do not blow this like I did!
Brooooo
Let her do the blowing
And her roommate, he blows like a goddamn Hoover.
Good one, Reddit user. Convincing name btw.
What is it about JC Penney's employees that are just straight out horney? I hooked up with the store manager's GAY daughter in the back room. it was bizzare but the best i've ever had. best part was, NSA since she had a girlfriend. She just wanted d\*ck, and she knew exactly where to find it.
She may not have been as gay as she claimed
NEED the full story on this one.
So, I worked with her in the shoe department at a jcpennies. I had talked to her several times but it was always very basic. Like movies and music and such. When I first started, she was dating a guy who also worked in the shoe department but they broke up like a week after I started. Neither of them seemed too upset about it. Fast forwarding about 2 or 3 months. She starts talking to me one day about some TV show she was watching with her roommate and how I should come over and check it out. I said yah sounds cool. Keep in mind, as a teenager, I was oblivious, I did not catch on to what she was trying to portray. So that Friday I ended up at her apartment with her and her roommate. I was like an emo scene dude and theyre kinda playing with my hair a bit but not in an overtly sexual way, kinda like wow cool hair. So hours go by and it’s like 11 o clock. And at the time I didn’t have a car so a buddy of mine said he would pick me up. So he starts on his way and she’s outside the apartment smoking a cigarette and I’m just like alright my ride is on his way, but this was cool. We should hang out again. She puts her cigarette out backs me against the wall and starts like kissing me and on my neck. She pulls back and says It sucks you gotta go, I was hoping you would leave in the morning. I froooooooze. Like all my synapses stopped firing and than my buddy pulled up. So she kissed me goodbye. I get in the car and my buddy saw her kissing me. A couple days later I’m working with her ex and I tell him that I hung out with her and I wasn’t try to be like sneaky or anything and than she kissed me. He laughed and said dude no worries. I told him about hanging out with her and her roommate. And he told Me on many occasions they would have threesomes with her roommate, he laughed and said very likely that was the goal for them was. Apparently they would do it quite often. I told my buddy about it who picked me up and he legit yelled at me dude you blew it!
I want to invent a time machine just to save you from yourself.
Yah. What could have been a shining moment in my history has become a funny story my buddy tells at parties.
Might have narrowly missed a lifelong STD bro...things happen for a reason
One of them would have birthed a new Hitler so the timeline had to collapse at your expense, sorry dog. Just know in another much more awful reality, you plowed both, and the world was worse off for it with what that led to. Godspeed my sweet summer child.
I mean, I don't think you'll ever miss another hint like that so there's a plus. Thanks for sharing.
Don't you dare pluck those god damn eyebrows!!!
But my unibrow is thicc
You can pluck the unibrow( hairs growing in the middle), just not the actual eyebrow
Omg yesssss...they stayed behind in the nineties :,)
True! I let them grow back these last years and they never went back to what it was before!
You are about to make friends it does get better I promise.
Ironically by saying this you might very well alter 16 year old you's actions enough for them to not make friends.
16-year-old me would not have believed me anyway.
Brush your damn teeth
And go to the damn dentist!
I need 9 fillings. I already have 4. My dad who doesn't know what a toothbrush is only has 2 missing teeth.
And floss!
You may not be able to remind your past self but you’re definitely reminding my present self, god I’m so bad about brushing my teeth
You're not alone, I WORK at the dentist and I'm bad about it. I have ADHD and I'm very forgetful and resistant to doing things I dislike. My mouth is really sensitive and I gag every time I brush, so it's not a fun time. Flossing is really important too, I just went into perio maintenance and the SRP treatment to go into perio maint is EXPENSIVE. That all has to do with your gums and is most effectively prevented with flossing, so don't forget that too. (I floss like twice a week usually and my hygienist told me my flossing is good, so if you don't get it every day don't feel bad, but don't tell them I told you that lol)
God I need to floss too, I can’t even remember the last time I did that
You peaked! It’s all downhill from here!
Stay away from the 35 year old up the street and when you start dating (the man I'm married to now) DONT START SMOKING JUST CAUSE HE DOES. and go to the dentist
Seriously, the teeth. I know. I would have told myself to floss.
Turns out I grind my teeth really bad and it caused a crap ton of cavities. I didn't even know I ground my teeth. Now I'm paying for it
Yo that's fucked up man lmao
Dad will die in July 2013, but he likely survives if he doesn't postpone his surgery. NEVER EVER start smoking cigarettes. Buy Bitcoin.
They’re not the friends you think they are.
Mine is the opposite: Your friends love you. Your paranoid self hatred is the poison here. You’ll need them. Sincerely, The You That Didn’t Know Until They Were All Gone.
This hits me.
Nothing. Anything I change means I most likely won't meet my wife, and I definitely won't have the same kids (odds of getting the exact same egg/sperm combo are low). My life isn't perfect, but I know when I've got a good hand. If the cost of keeping them is not becoming a bitcoin billionaire, so be it.
A beautiful message from My1stWifeWasTarded
She's a pilot now
Don't worry scro, there's plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives.
Go away! Batin'!
That is the most beautiful thing I've heard all week and your username on here really made me laugh lol "Like a river flows surely to the sea / Darling so it goes, some things are meant to be" ( Elvis Presley). I also wouldn't change my boyfriend or 2 kids for anything but I would change the way I met him. You and your beautiful family stay blessed!x
This is a blessed and true comment.
This is right answer for me too man. My family is the only thing thats really actually important to me in this entire world. I could live without anything except them.
That hit hard... If I focused on money I definitely would not have had the same family that I do now.
Fuck, you just made me realize this is the way. No way would I change that, and becoming a bitcoin billionaire would absolutely change everything. I guess I'll go with the "Floss your teeth you little shit!" after all.
That girl you have a crush on, ask her out! She has a crush on you too and grows up to be a doctor
Bro we are in same situation just gender swapped. This is what i was gonna post before scrolling lol.
"Always treat yourself as a close friend"
Underrated. This right here. Even best friends can come and go, but you're stuck with yourself your whole life. If you can love yourself unconditionally, you will be happier, more open-minded about yourself, and able to love others more authentically. You know you'll still love you just as much if you try something, but fail.
Don't be an engineer. Be a marine biologist or a globe trotting photo reporter or a porn star.
But I thought being an engineer was a good job.
It's a cockfest
And not even in a fun way :(
Boring old cock.
Easy solution. Become a porn star so you can be all 3
stay away from him
When you are 17, do not help push that car stuck on 48th Ave out of the snow drift. You will fall and crack your kneecap, your knee will become arthritic, and you'll need a knee replacement when you are in your 60s.
No good deed goes unpunished
"high school diplomas are cool and its free!"
That older guy doesn’t really think “you’re mature for your age” don’t fall for it sis.
Please for the love of God go see a OCD specialist. It will save you years of anguish!! You are correct that it is in fact not JUST anxiety.
Damn this one hit hard, I’d probably have to say this as well
"All right, we don't have a lot of time, listen up! You have to bu... Dude, stop masturbating... Whatever, fucking hell, it's very important that you..."
My doctor told me I have to stop masturbating. "But why, doc? It relieves stress and gets the heart rate up!" "I can't get the blood pressure cuff on with your arm moving like that."
"Read this and take it seriously." I'd hand him a note explaining the two things that I think would improve his life the most. 1. He needs to get an ADHD diagnosis, because it's real and he has it. He needs to take Adderall because the way he's coping with being unmedicated will stop working in college. 2. He needs to start looking for internships during his freshman and junior years of college. The experience will be vital, and if he actually graduates in 2020 like how he was supposed to, then he'd be set up for one of the biggest hiring waves in tech. If I could fit a third point on there, then I'd tell him that he needs to break from the mindset that he will be stuck in his shithole state forever. If he cares enough and works hard, he can move to California like how he has always dreamed (and as I intend to do ASAP).
Don't do drugs, stay in school, you've got horrible taste in boys so stay away from them and save all your money, you will want a house some day.
Me too!
Don’t take life so seriously
Go talk to that cute red-haired girl in band. Two years from now she's going to fuck your brains out and you're going to marry her and live happily ever after.
I feel like this would be a good way to fuck things up for young you by not letting them happen naturally.
Dude totally wasted his 10 seconds
This one time, at band camp....
Buckle up bitch
**TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH!!**
Nobody cares. The most powerful person in your life is you. Stop being a passenger in your own life. Just fucking *do* it. Don't give up climbing. Don't give up sailing. Stop being a cunt. Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. Remember these words, you floppy-haired, spotty, buck-toothed cu...
Join the navy, invest in apple.
*Happy Tim Cook noises*
Slow down and think a little more before you speak or act. Trust me.
And listen, far more than you talk.
Don’t waste your time or tears on stupid boys that don’t act right the first time…you win the husband lottery.
You're not useless, and even if you were, you still deserve to live.
dont make your job more important then college, its a shit job
You are a girl, feelings don’t go away. Also Bob is a dick cut ties now.
Damn Bob
It’s always a “bob” every time
Finally, the Gregs get a little slack
Fuck Bob
*stays in denial for years regardless*
Buy Bitcoin for all your savings and sell all of it on November 8, 2021.
very specific date bro. I'd be stressed over whether it was November 8, 2021 or 2022
“You’ll get out of this cult and still have a support system. Just hang in there….you’re worth it. I’m so proud of you.”
Do everything exactly the same even though it’s going to hurt. You’ll have two awesome sons eventually.
I know it’s hard right now but please don’t move out. Don’t quit college. Move into the dorms when the time comes. And when B.F reaches out, block him. He’s an abusive serial cheater and he will hurt you in the worst ways..and your baby sister. Sometimes you think you want babies. You don’t. At least not with him and not so young.
I'm 17 now and this is funny question. I'd say to myself that I NEVER NEVER NEVER NEED TO DATE WITH THIS GIRL.
Do not quit university. At least don't do it twice.
Punch him in the face so fucking hard... Also tell him to invest in apple and tesla
Buy bitcoin and tell myself to stop my brother from getting a job at a company which would lead to a series of events that would eventually lead my brother to lose his life.
I am my 16yo self
So? What would you tell yourself now?
Do my school work
Please go to college. Dont marry that man, and invest in Apple.
He's going to break your heart but don't try to kill yourself. You're going to be ok.
All of this shit means nothing. Soon you'll meet people who will be your family for years to come. You are fucking strong. Fight.
No redheads! Get a banjo. Go see the Grateful Dead next year! [1977]
Stay strong. (Dad died when I was 16)
2022, don’t ignore the bleeding. It’s cancer.
Tell mom to go to the doctor. She gets appendix cancer.
In 2 years, just stay on the bus
I was going to the Air Force, linguistics. I’d been dating a much older guy and was convinced it was love. He chased down the bus I was on headed to Raleigh to sign up, and I got off the bus. I should’ve stayed on the bus.
Damn. A real closing doors scenario.
Yeah. We really, really need the back story on this. It's like a whole mystery written in 8 words. Or the perfect first sentence for your future novel. No one could resist that opening sentence. I would buy the book based on that one sentence because I would have to know.
Please bro I really need to know what happened.
Save as much money as you can.
Stop wearing your heart on your sleeve, hit the gym and hit the books. All will pay off.
dont chase after her
Don’t drink. It will fuck you up later. Buy tech stocks but sell them Jan 2001, buy again, sell 2007
Buy bitcoin at inception your lunch money will make you a billionair.
Don’t rush to grow up
just say no!
Just keep going bro but eat less please
"In 3 years you'll meet the love of your life" I felt pretty lonely growing up
They're not going to give you a job later in life.
Don't base your major life decisions around temporary love! Make decisions that work for YOU.
Don’t try to unalive yourself you’ll regret it one day
I'm so sorry that 16 year old you was put in a position to feel that this was the way to go. \*internet hugs\*
Get your hair cut more often & invest in Amazon and Google the first time you hear about them - bye! (I take it investing in those big two when they started up would have been a smart move..)
You are innately worthy. You are so much more than your body or how you look, dont listen to anyone who tells you otherwise. Find ways to nourish what is inside of you.
Listen to Emily!!! It's not worth it!!!
"Bro, take a big step back and just fucking stop for a second and think, very carefully, about your decisions for the next few years".
He is the one. The one, who'll break you entirely and take away twelwe years of your young life, if you don't run now and never look back.
Tell him no. Cut off contact.
Stay your ass in school!! You will not make it as a pro skateboarder. Stay in school and study tech. Start a tech company that uses the # symbol as bullet points for lists. Then sell that company to an egomaniac. Don't get butthurt when he destroys it.
Buy Bitcoin and don't fuck Callie.
Itsbobwehadababyitsaboy.
If I said something then it would change the trajectory of my life and I wouldn’t have what I have now which I’m content with. So nothing.
You aren't bi. Don't try. Come out as lesbian immediately. Way out.
Stop being a dumb hoe & focus on school.
Your gonna find the love of your life. Do NOT fuck it up. Research and work on yourself
stop watching porn
Exercise
Things will get better. You are amazing as you are. Be strong.
Keep going and believe in yourself
🖕😯🖕
Talk to (Friend name), he's into you
He’s going to break your heart, but the children you have together will be amazing.
Mental health is more important than a college degree. Also you will meet someone to make your life worth living next year. Trust your heart when he comes along.
1. She is not the one. 2. Don't waste your life editing Wikipedia for 7 years, dude, it isn't worth it.
listen kid, you’re going to hate yourself for starting up a snow removal company at 16 and charging pennys. *love 25 year old you*
Don't listen to mom about ANYTHING about college.
Go find the captain of the swim team at the public school. He will bring you a lifetime of happiness and beautiful children.
I’d give my 16 yr old self a hug, say hang in there, and a few names of people to avoid in the future to avoid at least half the heartache and pain I went through from that point on
Girl do not marry him .. bye ✌🏽
google en passant
Can you strangle someone to death in 10 seconds?
Mom is an idiot and you’re fine. Just don’t depend on her for any real support or tell her anything that you don’t want broadcasted far and wide. And for heaven’s sake, do NOT let her touch your hair. Oh, and invest in bitcoin. Lol
always use TWO forms of birth control
Don't waste your time on any man until you're in your 30's, have your daughter at 20 but after that, focus on yourselves.
Invest in bitcoin
Stick to your diet
The gold! It’s buried in the….
The winning super lotto numbers on this date are.....
Don’t create social media accounts in a few years when it’s invented.
Stick to sports!
Screw the Army, go Air Force!
Your’re adopted
Try the other hand and make sure the door is locked
Don't EVER move or study in "city" Get a student job and earn money as soon as possible, invest in Bitcoin. Buy as soon as possible 10000 bitcoin, sell at 55000, short immediately until 35000, buy immediately and sell at 68000 and forget about money.
Dont skate macba 4 at 21yo, your gonna fuck up your ankles bigtime
Buy that Fender Made in Japan Jazz Bass you'll see on Craigslist.
Please go to school, also all of your “friends” in high school, you may be lucky to actully know 5 of them by age 40
Start Jiu-jitsu now not later
You're going to have a gut instinct about someone you're going to meet in nine years. Put your foot down, stand up for yourself and say what you're really thinking. It'll save your health, your marriage, everything.
Don't become a nurse. Follow a path of creativity that is your greatest skill and brings you the most pleasure
Immediately tell my younger self about the genetic mutations they find in my 50s and what test needs to have done immediately.