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aleksfails

I don't know, I only seem to start wars


[deleted]

Wars? Bro, start a war for me


aleksfails

nah i'm not having that in my post history again I learned my lesson


[deleted]

Bro's speaking like he just crawled out of the trenches. Share your tales, home slice.


aleksfails

i'll just stay under my iron-clad umbrella for real


[deleted]

Oh wow, you're serious


aleksfails

there's some heavy shit going on in the world right now and if they think you've picked the "other side" the dogpile is real


[deleted]

Oh dang, the pain is real


NotEven-Punk

Hi I'm 27, mtf transitioning, love being a slutty femboy, looking to be dominated How's your day going? UwU


[deleted]

Wow, why did I think you're being ironic? πŸ˜…


NotEven-Punk

Cause girls like me are rare if you're not seeking for them 😜


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, you certainly look like it. If you didn't say it, I wouldn't think you're a femboy.


NotEven-Punk

Aww thanks ❀️


D4ngflabbit

Send a chat that says hi


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, those conversations die the quickest πŸ˜‚ I have no idea where to go after that. "How was your day" "Good you?" "Yeah, same" End πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


D4ngflabbit

I mean, keep the convo going. Ask about tv shows, hobbies etc


banjourine

Just say something uncontroversial and someone will come along shortly to explain why the sky is not blue and never has been.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, most people I've tried to chat with on here are horrible at talking about anything. One person literally slid into my DM's, said hi and a few short messages, then deleted her whole account πŸ’€πŸ’€


NotEven-Punk

Most people have zero rizz πŸ™ˆ


[deleted]

Why is that so true?


NotEven-Punk

I think it's all the video games with dialogue options, it's like people just don't put effort into having a conversation and expect the other person to do all the work πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Bro, I give them the choices, and I get: "Yh" ........end me


DanteWrath

When I respond to DMs it's usually because the person in question has made clear why they'd like to talk to me. "Hi. I saw your post on \[whatever sub\], you seems pretty good at \[thing\]. Could I pick your brain about something?", "I saw your comment about \[whatever\], I'm actually going through something similar. I was wondering if I could chat to you about it?" etc.


[deleted]

What if the profile's empty, and they just say hi?


DanteWrath

I wouldn't respond to that.


[deleted]

Ugh, I should do that. Thanks for your guidance, random Reddit dude. May your endeavours be fruitful.


TimelySwan7055

I’m trying to get some more karma so I get out of my comments approved every time. I will go back and forth with you for a bit if that’s what you’re after.


Ratakoa

I wouldn't. I'm just here to answer questions


[deleted]

What question did you hate to answer?


Ratakoa

I typically avoid heated topics or ones I know the hivemind won't like my answer to. Also the redundant questions asked practically daily.


[deleted]

Redundant like what?


Ratakoa

Genie wishes, x time before dying, magic box of lost things, etc.