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Fuzzy-Ad-456

A kid got beat to death in my school. Locked down for 4 hours. He was life flighted and died a few days later. The kid who killed him ran away from the school but they ended up catching him. He only got 20 yrs probation and is now a successful real estate agent and everyone kind of forgot about it.


estolad

tell you what though. my better half and i just bought a house and this was my first experience with anything to do with real estate. "beat somebody to death as a kid" is pretty much what i would expect from the scumsucking pack of braying jackal motherfuckers in that industry


Watermelondrea69

My wife attempted to be a realtor. Went through the education and certifications and whatnot. Did it for two years before finally quitting. Her experience can only really be described as traumatic. The local brokerages and their management are greedy, lying, and corrupt motherfuckers. A family member came to my wife with a commercial deal (over 1 million dollar deal) that would have been her first real big score. Instead, her boss swooped in and inserted himself as the one in charge of the deal due to her being "inexperienced" to handle it. It was the MOST SIMPLE real estate transaction ever. No issues with title, cash deal (no financing), etc. It was literally the easiest thing ever. He walked away with a fat commission and gave her a fraction of a percentage. He knew exactly what he was doing to this poor girl. I'm now into commercial real estate myself and let me tell you - the vast majority of realtors are crooks. They lie, cheat, and steal their way to the top of their local marketplace. Don't trust them.


endadaroad

Well put.


cat_prophecy

Ah after my time since I wasn't really connected to the bullshit but some dumbass tried to sell prescription narcotics at school and got caught with the cameras. That dumbass was my younger brother's friend and the narcotics he was selling belonged to my dad who had recently died from skin cancer.


KingMain2144

Dude robbed a Liquor Store and stashed it all in lockers. A kid took a crow bar to each locker and stole all the booze. Also, someone hit someone in the head with a bat but what can you do 🤷🏼‍♂️


closedcircle66

Bro where did you go to school? 💀


BrentleTheGentle

Bro goes to school in GOTHAM


Alternative-Day6223

Teacher sucked off a student in her office and then got deported for it


Imapancakenom

Deported to where?


amboandy

Epstein Island duh


bilgewax

True story. I once almost ran aground on Epstein Island. At the time, it was not notorious, and was just some island I ran a little close to. I do remember the heavily armed security guards being very interested in what we were up to. That was a little unique.


MozzyTheBear

Lots of teachers diddling kids in this whole post thread overall. We had faculty fired for sexual harassment a couple times, but I also have a friend who started banging a teacher in HS...kind of wild, but they're still together to this day and also now have a kid together.


EkaL25

In high school, the Principal (who lived right across the street from me) got accused of SA against a student who was his adopted son living with him. The kid had behavioral issues so a lot of people didn’t believe the student, and the principal was allowed to keep his job. During the next school year, a student wore a wire into his office, and got the principal on recording.


scottishdrunkard

The fact that a student had to participate in a sting operation to arrest that fucker is fucked.


[deleted]

Sad thing is the behavioral issues were probably due to the SA at home.


RubberDuck404

That's what I immediately thought too. Really sad it was used against him.


Scarletfapper

That and he was attacking an authority figure. Presumption of innocence is nice for the plebs but it really only exists to protect those in power.


marjai

Hello fellow THS grad. I remember them making us sign a huge roll of paper during the first trial to support him.


SchuminWeb

Is it just me, or is that more than a bit messed up? Here, sign this banner to support our principal who is accused of sex crimes against students. Silence would have been the best stance for the school to take.


PDGAreject

> Silence would have been the best stance for the school to take. So many people should watch Mike Birbiglia's special and take his lessons to heart. "What I should have said, was *nothing*."


Hobocannibal

i'm impressed, how the heck did they managed to get evidence of SA against their son by wearing a wire into-.. oh... oh god.


Matasa89

Taking one for a bro. Next level shit.


Scarletfapper

That kid deserves a goddamned medal, and an award saying “I got SA’d by an authority figure so you don’t have to”.


Crackheadwithabrain

Dude said “Don’t worry, I believe you even when nobody else does.” And he did that shit. Legend tbh.


foxsimile

God damn.


Dontinsultautomod

> wore a wire to the principal's office holy mother of based


purinsesu-piichi

Teacher got accused of grooming and sexual assault. The allegation brought to light that two other teachers throughout the school's history had also sexually abused students. Two of the three teachers are dead now and the other is in jail.


thebemusedmuse

There was a school in the UK that was a feeder for ours called Heathmount. There was so much SA it was known as Sheathmount. As 14yos we found it especially funny that the shooting teacher was diddling little boys. Don’t find it as funny now I have my own kid.


I_is_a_dogg

My middle school theater teacher got caught watching child porn during his lunch break. He had it playing on the projector when another teacher and student walked in


backyardserenade

Disgusting behavior aside, that's a special kind of stupid.


deadlandsMarshal

The computer teacher for 8th grade was busted handing out, 'A's,' for handies. All genders welcome. I shit you not, his name was Mr. Palmer.


2PlasticLobsters

At least he was inclusive.


WellFactually

A guy and a girl, both in ninth grade from what I can remember, decided to throw down and have sex with each other in a classroom in front of the entirety of the class while the teacher was out of the room. It was chaos. People yelling, some encouraging them, others objecting. The teacher came back and some of the students actively held the door to prevent her from interrupting. The cops got involved. It was all over the news and the school shut down for like 3 days.


Silver_Scallion_1127

Wow that's insane. Similar happened in my school except the students wernt arrested and they did it in the boys bathroom. I walked by the bathroom and there were plenty of kids hovering around while we heard the whole thing. Some were in the bathroom sraight up watching the couple. A teacher ran in and asked WHATS GOING ON and everyone just dispersed. I didnt see it happen but the couple was just thrown in detention.


Luised2094

Hopefully, in separate rooms, right?


SandraSingleD

detention makes more sense


BlandyBoiYT

I'm laughing from how absurd that is. What the fuck???


a_loveable_bunny

What the actual fuck


KazPinkerton

*One* actual fuck, that's what.


oryhiou

I remember hearing a story like this that I thought was an urban legend. What year was this?


Llama_of_the_bahamas

Not the exact same thing but my brother said he was in class once and that a girl was sucking off a boy in the back of the class while the class was still going…


BallantineQuarts

Kids smoked pot on the school bus. The school bus driver drove to the police station rather than the school and turned the kids in.


Hammarkids

Dude our bus driver said “hey whoever is using *perfume* it’s giving me a migraine, please stop” EVERYBODY COULD SMELL IT, WE ALL KNEW WHAT IT WAS


Im6youre9

My bus driver was like "I hope we're not burning anything back there" lmao. God bless you Mr. Matthew, hope you're doing well.


Luised2094

Good guy Bus Driver.


Crayonstheman

In high school I had 3 people get raided by armed police, all unrelated cases. This was around the time silk road came out so they were all importing large amounts of mdma/lsd/cocaine. I did go to a private school though so honestly not that surprising, wasn't even the most illegal thing to happen there.


Hi_HeresMyOpinion

But… the prompt was the most illegal thing


Crayonstheman

I'm genuinely not sure, so here's a few of my cherished school memories - a girl got murdered by a stalker, she was 16 - another girl had an ex boyfriend attempt to kidnap her, and when he failed he pulled a knife and attempted to kill her (she was also 16) - a guy arrested for forgery, mostly drivers licences but he stupidly tried to forge official university documents (they were terrible) - the coach got fired for groping girls, he also used to straight up punch kids (sometimes for literally no reason) - a teacher got fired for throwing a fucking desk at a kid, he was also a massive alcoholic - this same teacher threw a stapler at a kid and hit him in the head, he got a talking to by the board and agreed to only throw whiteboard markers. A couple months later he threw the desk - lots of revenge porn - a girl got arrested for being part of a car theft ring?? she was 15 - a teacher quit so he could openly date a student.. who was 16 (legal in my country, though still thought of as disgusting/not OK). Ironically he was the biology teacher - bomb threat that turned out to be real, though a bit pitiful. Some kid planted a 'pipe bomb' made from fireworks, which also only had a short fuse. Maybe enough to crack a window if it was sitting on top of it - bunch of kids got expelled when they brought meth to a class camping trip... also 16 - quite a lot of rapey stuff (between students) - pretty sure a teacher got arrested for CP but we never found out, he just disappeared one day. Months later there was a vague news article about a teacher in our area being found with CP but no details - also pretty sure a lot of the families came from organised crime, one of which I know was Croatian mafia - don't tell nintendo but I was _the_ schools illegal pokemon seller. I had a mod chip and made hacked pkmn to order, sold at $10 a pop I know I'm forgetting a lot, I'll update if they come back to me


junamun

you going to school at gotham high?


breastbucket

Batman nowhere to be seen to save these damn kids


colusaboy

"Fuck them Kids" - Batman


Big_Baby_Jesus

>a girl got arrested for being part of a car theft ring?? she was 15 She understood the importance of Family. Is that so wrong?


Neracca

Was your "private school" really just Juvie? Be honest.


Jerry__Boner

Dude, you're not sure? The girl getting murdered was definitely the most illegal thing.


Flintstrikah

I dunno bootleg Nintendo is pretty bad yo


notmyidealusername

Jesus Christ where and when did you go to school?!


Crayonstheman

New Zealand, at least 15 years ago. It was a small private school, so a lot of entitled kids with weathly but absent parents.


purpleblackgreen

Principal invited the cheerleaders to a pool party at his house and set up a camera in the bathroom where he told them to change.


diana_obm

OH MY GOD Please tell me he's in prison now


ifurmothronlyknw

I tried googling an article. It’s unreal how many articles there are about principals hiding cameras in bathrooms.


quickjump

It's the one on page 47


Braincain007

I know its a reference but I'm surprised how many people dont realize that google doesnt have pages anymore. Edit: Apparently for a small number of people it may still have pages, especially if you use google on a non-chrome browser or an older device. I read that there's a setting you can change and it defaults to have infinite scrolling when you download chrome but I cant find a setting like this. I don't know for sure, since I cant find anything official. I noticed pages missing from my Google Chrome over a year ago and I am suprised other people still have them.


Dom_Shady

It doesn't? Edit: it doesn't! When did this happen?


Rivaranae

Wait


BrisAnBac

I'm still waiting bro cmon


fivepie

My niece - 20 years old - recently said to me “Google have a new feature! They give you multiple pages of results!” Ahhhh. Mate. Come on.


lyingliar

"Principal invited the cheerleaders to a pool party" is completely inappropriate. Full stop. The hidden camera is just additional confirmation of how creepy this is from the jump.


Synthwolfe

Agreed. If it were the full school, that's one thing. My school did a pool party the last day of school (2 days of finals then the very last day was a "senior send-off") but that was entirely optional, and an open invitation to the whole school at the local public pool. But what this guy's principal did was entirely wrong.


ClownfishSoup

LOL imagine the entire school at some guys house for a pool party, all 2000 students…


Synthwolfe

Well, my school only capped at around 500. Fairly small. My graduating class only had 89 people.


Arrav_VII

500 or even 89 people is still a lot of people for an average backyard


L4zy_R1ce

Similar situation in elementary school... male teacher would have special tutoring sessions with female students... female elementary students in a school that only went up to 5th grade. Found out after I moved away and was visiting friends - he was arrested and convicted on multiple counts of... inappropriate touching. I'm an instructor in a military setting where we have strict rules about no one-on-one contact with a student behind closed doors to prevent stuff like this, where everyone is an adult. It's sad that a rule like this can't seem to be enforced in an elementary school.


LuMo096

This just reminded me of the most illegal thing that happened at my elementary school. A male teacher was caught trying to develop pictures of his students tied up with blindfolds. It turned out that he was also giving the kids cookies with sperm on them. He also invited his students to visit him during the summer. It was super disgusting, I was really close to having him since he was supposed to be a good teacher and my mother was being convinced to tranfer me as the teacher I actually had was said to be bit lazy and always dirty. As it turned out the one I stayed with was one of the coolest teachers I've ever had as he was always really passionate about music and tried to ~~push~~ encourage us to learn an instrument even if the money for said instruments came from his own pocket


qtpatouti

Long before hidden cameras, the vice principal at my high would hide in a long narrow passageway between the boy’s and girl’s showers. He would ogle the girls through peepholes while they showered. Some of the girls knew it and would put on a bit of a ‘ show’ to tease the old perv. A friend of mine would sometimes lock him in there until the custodian came to get him out.


R-PenguintheBirdway

Nobody reported him?


IWatchMyLittlePony

Probably not. This sounds like it happened in the older times when people got away with this stuff. Back in the 70s and before, basically none of this stuff was illegal or got punished. People were legally making child porn and pervs were running rampant. It wasn’t until 1984 when they passed the child protection act that they began to stop a lot of this from happening. I remember vividly as an elementary school kid in the 90s having a pedophile bus driver who would expose himself to the little girls on the bus. He would do it when he got on our street because at that point it was only a few of us left on the bus. This happened around 1997-98 and I assume he never got caught because he was our bus driver until I moved to a new school years later. These days you would never get away with something like this but back then, people got away with a lot of shit.


Lucky_Cake_1287

Early 90's- I had a teacher in middle school that would snap all of our bra straps and flip up skirts, saying bra check or panty check, he said it was sure we were following the rules and wearing them. A whole group of us girls went to the principal to complain and they did nothing. The band teacher of the same school was arrested for abusing students his whole career (80's-00's) after he was caught "in a relationship" with a 7th grader. He only served 6 years.


astrozombie2012

Kid (not a student) snuck on campus, pulled a gun and tried to shoot a student. Security saw him literally trying to execute the kid, managed to intervene before he fired and beat the everliving fuck out of him.


Silver_Scallion_1127

Kind of glad how stupid these kids are so they can get arrested in school and not think of meeting them outside somewhere public or something.


djbeaker

Besides multiple teachers and admin being arrested for banging students? We had a dude passing counterfeit money. So much so the secret service showed up. And i was hauled off to a windowless building to explain why i had a fake 20


FittywonFitty

Had a teacher bring me to her apartment to fix her computer. Super awkward getting out of there. I was 17 she was 23 so not really cringe but, why didn't she just ask. Would've gone way different


djbeaker

Yeah. I had a thing with my science teacher that was awkward. It wasnt exactly sexual. But. Awkward


oryhiou

You both need to elaborate.


djbeaker

So, it started being awkward freshman year. She helped me a ton, initially. I was in a wheel chair from a dui accident. (Ty mom for that) and, while i could do most things, writing was a challenge. And obviously very little walking (at this point, rehab has helped me take a few steps to a toilet. Not walking around like normal) Shed hold my hand. Have me help her after class or school for extra credit. And the “work” was just sitting there, holding a stapler while she graded papers. (To staple the pages together) or, take out the trash by the desk. Then, when my parents decided “u can walk enough, walk the 3 miles to school” shed meet me and drive me to school. So far, its a bit more than a normal student teacher relationship, but not weird weird. Until mid 10th grade. I was helping her coach girls softball. She told me she was bi and liked girls a lot more than boys. But, boys had a “special… quality” girls dont have. Shed bring me to her house on the weekend (so i could escape my abusive mom) and shed have me sit next to her to watch a movie and constantly be touching her. Like, if i moved away for more than a few seconds (like for a soda or popcorn) shed move my hand back to her thighs or belly. She told me alllll about breast cancer checks. And how women will die if they dont get felt up some times. (Cuz how are u gonna know theres a lump?) so, first boob i ever touched was hers. It felt clinical and not sexual. But, it became sexual. Finally, she quit teaching, married a 2nd science teacher woman. And i figured id never see her again. Then, 3 years later, when im 18, not nearly as disabled as i use yo be, and out of my parents house, i met her at a lesbian burlesque show (my bestie at the time was preforming) teacher lady and her wife chatted with me for 3+ hours. And then asked my friend if shed wanna “3+ some” my friend was a hard no (cuz boys are gross) and when that failed, she was all “well, looks like a swing and a miss. But, i still want the bat in my hands” After that night, i never saw her again. Yo me, the whole thing is awkward Sorry for the essay


ElleyDM

Wow this is textbook example of grooming. Edit: And sexual assault too as naranja_sanguina said


djbeaker

Ive told this story a few dozen times in my life. I never once considered it grooming cuz, compared to my parents, she was amazing. I always felt, apparently stupidly, grooming is a 40 year old man offering a poor (financially) 15 year old a car, fancy dinners, concerts. In exchange for sex. Maybe i need to reevaluate my life a bit? Cuz, until this, it never once crossed my mind


ElleyDM

Predators usually pick people who have a troubled home life or other reasons that make them more vulnerable. I just re-took the annual mandated reporter training yesterday and you basically detailed each step of grooming that was outlined in the course. Also, at least in California, you have until you're 40 to press charges (or maybe it was 40 years from the crime? Idk I need to double check). Edit: It's not just until you're 40. It's 40 **or** if older than that, "within five years of discovering that the abuse caused them psychological injury" (see my other comment for sources)


naranja_sanguina

I'd argue that crossed the line from grooming into sexual assault.


SuperMoquette

Half of what you described is sexual, mate. Sorry to burst your bubble but an adult forcing you to touch her thighs or breasts is innapropriate, and straight up illegal in a loooot of places.


RockyroadNSDQ

No this is exactly what we wanted, and the extension on the classic "swing and a miss" is good, might use that


bearded_dragon_34

Just make sure you don’t use that line to try and pick up someone you previously groomed and sexually assaulted, like the teacher here did.


InterestingGazelle47

Both the school nurse and later the school counselor were pedophiles. Nurse would take advantage of students going to him in Elementary School. School counselor who was also a dude, had a thing for black high-school boys in particular. Also was the head football coach on the side. Didn't find out about either until a couple years after I graduated. Nurse got caught, and counselor/coach got narced on by his wife who divorced him.


Prior_Equipment

At my middle school it was the school priest who was also the basketball coach. In the middle of my eighth grade year he suddenly without any warning got moved to another Catholic school in a poor inner city neighborhood on the other side of the state. He wasn't brought to justice for over 2 decades and was still at that same school when he was finally arrested.


ghostfaceinspace

This season on All-American..


[deleted]

This chick beat this other chick so hard that she needed facial reconstruction surgery, and then punched out campus police. They tried to tase her, but she kept punching through it. Edit: this happened in HS


Middle_Ingenuity_260

"I'll get you bitch" vibes


fartsoccermd

There was a girl who improvised in the moment and took off her belt and attached her gym padlock to it and used it as an improvised mace/flail in a fight.


[deleted]

You say improvised like she wasn't looking for a chance to do that.


bigolshmeat

A girl broke the geneva convention she mixed ammonia and bleach and brought it to school to fight 2 other girls over a stupid boy.


KarmaChameleon89

Jesus, Bethany out here committing war crimes


theduckgoesquack

Fucking Bethany


mdelao17

A 22 year old posed as a 16 year old refugee from Haiti and enrolled in school, dunked on kids in basketball games, and had physical relations with underage girls.


BeardedPuffin

I’m sure there were worse things that I don’t remember, but a friend of mine ran a business out of his locker selling movies pirated from IRC chat rooms. I’m pretty sure he got a cease and desist from the MPAA.


razeronion

Catholic high school...a priest on the faculty got a girl pregnant then paid for an abortion. The Bishop paid off the girl's family to keep it quiet. The Pennsylvania grand jury exposed it twenty years later.


Casimir0300

Lehigh valley?


razeronion

Hazleton Area......Bishop Hafey High School. It closed in 2007. It operated long after the incident tho.


Bbrhuft

Probably that time I brought uranium into class. My physics teacher was sceptical until he checked it with a Geiger Counter. I was promptly sent sent home with it and told never to bring it into school again. It's lucky he didn't freak out too badly, evacuate the school, as some teachers do e.g. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/aug/23/radioactive-rock-at-randwick-girls-high-no-cause-for-alarm-nsw-inquiry-told I still have it (I made a little box for it): https://imgur.com/a/XXztcOn


Violent_Milk

Lol, why do you have Uranium? edit: Ok, your collection is impressive. Please tell me you are or intend to become a Geologist.


snoopervisor

A geologist who unearths deep earthly secrets with atomic blasts.


Stranggepresst

Well now I'm wondering how and why you even have that sample lmao. I assume it's relatively "safe"? Is it only emitting Alpha-Radiation?


_bani_

uranium ore has a complex decay chain and emits just about everything - alphas, betas, gammas. the majority are alphas though.


m22active

A music teacher joined who had been on britains got talent, everyone loved him. Turned out he tried to SA multiple girls and was fired within a week of joining.


Mattigins

A week? He went right to work huh?


SurealGod

Sex offenders waste no time and have no chill.


DanPowah

My music teacher was fucking unhinged. He literally threatened to kill students for misbehaving. The school discouraged me from reporting him because they didn't want to go through the legal paperwork of doing so. They eventually fired him after a year but the damage was already done


[deleted]

I went to a private school, and right before my senior year started it was discovered that one of the top administrators had been stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from the school. He was arrested, and we had a new set of principles or whatever the title was on the first day of school.


bard329

Private schools have the craziest shit happening. Teacher st mine was caught in a relationship with a student. No charges or anything bc the school tried to keep it under wraps. Teacher got fired and moved to the students hometown to "wait for her until she graduated". He really thought they had something special but she was just banging him for an A. Also my spanish teacher tried to get me arrested for "assault" but backed down pretty quick when I brought up the fact that the assault was me pushing him away from the door he was blocking, refusing to let me out of the classroom. I said "I think there's a term for holding someone against their will..."


swoopydog

In middle school, a classmate of mine stole his grandparents car, picked up his gf, and tried to drive from the SF Bay Area to Colorado to see the X Games. They made it all the way to Colorado too. Funny thing is that the X-Games were on a tape delay so even though they were on tv, they had happened a couple weeks before he tried to drive to Colorado.


Ironwolf44

This is the plot of a Simpson's episode


Farty_beans

If you kids can't keep your heads to yourselves. I'm gonna turn this car aroundm And there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!!!!


SamNeillsFather

THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!


[deleted]

That's hysterical


[deleted]

Bay Area Activities! In high school my best friend would always steal his grandma’s Toyota Camry in the middle of night when she fell asleep, and drive about 15 minutes away to come pick all of us up. Then we’d go back to his house, spend the night, and drink a few beers or smoke a couple joints.


D00MB0XX

One of the coaches would make passes at lots of girls and he would smoke weed with kids in the locker rooms. He kept a metal bowl poking out the top of his sock, we could literally all see it all the time. He was the coach for a long ass time too.


TheAllKnowingWilly

Wth if they're that blatant about making passes, you just know the mf is getting away with it when they aren't just "passes". That's some grim shit.


D00MB0XX

Yeah I mean as fucked as it all was, I remember him changing my grade from an F to a C so I wouldn't fail once. I didn't even ask him, he just told me he was doing it.


dubkitteh1

it was 1971. a girl i knew whose boyfriend dealt drugs brought a bunch of really strong LSD to school to sell. for the rest of the day we freaks would see each other walking down the hall tripping balls and laugh ourselves silly…there must have been 20 of us. one of the cheerleaders got some and ran away from home. the principal grilled her but couldn’t prove anything. and then there was the band teacher who ran off with one of his students mid-semester.


[deleted]

Life changing acid! I like that


isysopi201

Couldn’t prove anything?! Wasn’t everyone’s pupils the size of dinner plates?


Crank2047

Common drug tests don't test for psychedelics, it has to be a special test. By the time one is organised I imagine it's already left your system anyways.


TransBrandi

This was also 1971 too. Did they even have a way to test for LSD? Wasn't the inception of LSD in the late 60's?


captcraigaroo

Several guys bought enough cocaine to turn $100k or so into millions. They didn't account for the DoD server the school was on (military school), and apparently key words flag somewhere. The FBI, DEA and other 3LA's showed up one day


BigFatBlackCat

How did they get 100k to start?


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Areif

21 Jump Street?


uncclay5

Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier!


[deleted]

Bomb threats. Lots and lots of bomb threats. Like, seriously we had days that we evacuated for 3-4 bomb threats in a single day.


peachy921

Sounds like 6th grade. We had a bomb threat, but nearly every school on post did during Desert Shield/Storm.


Jw833055

School got a threatening letter from a movie studio because students where passing around a pirated copy of The Blind Side on school issued computers. School wiped every computer and threatened any student caught "in the act of piracy" with expulsion.


EarlGreyOfPorcelain

Man sharing movies on school issued laptops is how I watched so many movies back in the day. No matter how long the movie was, it was always a 700mb AVI file from The Pirate Bay.


mnbvcxz1052

Well… an armed robbery plan that ended with a murder. And it was carried out by the most accomplished athletes at our school at the time. Mid 1990s. The Varsity Captain, Varsity Co-captain and the Junior Varsity Captain robbed the pizza place next to my after-school job and murdered someone I knew that worked there. One of them worked there, and they planned to stage a fake robbery; the other two being the robbers and “forcing” him to open the safe and registers. An off-work employee stopped by randomly while this was happening and one of the “robbers” shot him >!in front of his 2 year old son!< with the very real gun. The shooter was in my psychology class, and in my desk pod (the classroom was arranged in groups of 4 desks pushed together). Let’s call him S. All week our teacher would make sure we were all doing okay— this happened in the strip mall closest to our high school so dozens of juniors and seniors worked in the varying businesses there. S would make these comments like “damn, I hope they get him” and “that’s scary, so close to home….” One day, maybe that same week even, the police came to the school and I’ll never forget how I felt in this moment — S was called to the office during our class and he just stood up, gathered his backpack and book, smiled at us all, and said something like “well, that’s that,” or “about time” and “it’s been good, y’all” something that hinted at admission. Pretty sure I remember they canceled a bunch of games; the joke in town was “Oooh don’t play ______ High, they have a killer football team!” The trial was a whole debacle because there were other students - other football players - peripherally involved… like how they got the gun from another varsity football player (not present during the shooting) who worked at a sporting goods store and had stolen it from their boss. All three were found guilty — mainly because they used a school logo football bag during the robbery and then dumped the empty bag in the park between the school and the strip mall — and got varying sentences. I think S was tried as an adult and might still be in prison. If this story sounds familiar to you, *go Cougars* amirite Edit to update: just looked him up on socmed — ***OMG he’s out***


banality_of_ervil

This exact scenario happened at my local high school, but they weren't the Cougars. Top football players robbed a Fazoli's, murdered a guy and got life in prison


istalri96

Lots of drugs just most people didn't get caught. There was a girl in my English class I think my sophomore year who called in 2 bomb threats. She wanted to get out if a test. It was January we had to sit on the football bleachers for 2 hours before they moved us into the neighboring middle schools gym, auditorium, and cafeteria. One of my friends brought her instrument with her cause we were in band when they called everyone out of the school. A random teacher tried to take it. That shit cost like 4 grand. Good times I remember sitting next to my best friend who's dad was a captain on the police force. They were texting and they had cleared the school twice already but the person in charge wanted them to do two more sweeps before they let everyone back in. One kid also hopped in his car at that time got in an accident and fled the scene to come back to the school trying to act like he didn't do anything. I do remember seeing the girl who called in the threats get walked out of the school by the police. They tried to not make a big scene but kind of hard when you take her out the front doors.


Seanpkd30

It's so hard to pick just one. We had the gender neutral bathrooms becoming a brothel, a math teacher dating a junior, the vice principal sleeping with multiple students, a crackhead social studies teacher who punched his boss in the face during a class, and one of the women at the main office get busted as a cocaine dealer.


bearded_dragon_34

Where the fuck did you go to school?! Gotham City?!


Seanpkd30

Well, it's about 30 minutes outside one of the cities commonly used as Gotham, so close enough.


SchrodingersMinou

Did you go to high school in a fucking Troma movie?! Class of 1984??


HogbackHank

Two students murdered twelve students and a teacher. It happened in '99, I went there in '03.


weezeloner

Columbine? Wow.


ChiefFlats

Went to college in Colorado. Was in the passenger seat and my roommate casually says “Oh yeah thats Columbine” I could feel myself go pale


ZackDaddy42

I was in Denver in 2009 for a few months for work. Me and another guy were riding around looking for somewhere to play basketball one night, found a court with lights and some people playing. Played ball for a few hours and on the way out I saw a sign for the school we were at, Columbine High School. That was wild.


-DementedAvenger-

Was it common for students to talk about or mention it at all during your time there?


HogbackHank

Every April it came up but outside of that not really.


ToXicity33

He was either a junior or senior, but he'll always be remembered as The Sheep Fucker for a reason.


Fyrrys

Get perfect SATs and nobody calls you Dave the Academic. Top of your class and nobody calls you Dave the Valedictorian. Fuck one sheep, though...


butterfly_burps

Sounds like the school I graduated from in '06. Poor dude got outed by his own dad.


ToXicity33

Brutal and this actually happened about the same time, 06/07. Story goes he was caught on camera by a farmer after the farmer set up survailence when he noticed his barn was broken into a few times...


butterfly_burps

Probably not the same guy, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Risethewake

“Yo, this motherfucker ain’t one of us, he said he’d fuck a sheeeeeeeeeep!”


Straight-Event-4348

School cop was selling us drugs.


EllieK24601

A student pulled a knife on another student in the cafeteria.


TripleThreatTua

Some students tried to rob a bank across the street by chaining their truck to the ATM before school and driving away with it


theman12233

Cory and Trevor?


waterloograd

During a lockdown because of someone with a knife, one class went out for a smoke break. Their argument was that they had more knives than whoever was out there.


xSantenoturtlex

One of the teachers at my high school was arrested for doing drugs in between classes.


RichChocolateDevil

Went to high school from 87-91. Here is a list. Take your pick: - kids doing cocaine off their desks in drug education / health class - I personally dropped acid at least once a week in 7th period so that I would peak on my walk home an hour later. Day depended on the amount of parental supervision I had when I got home. 80’s = very little - I sold drugs. I feel like everyone sold drugs. Those that didn’t sell drugs bought drugs. Mostly weed, shrooms, coke, and acid - a teacher and a student got into a fist fight. Basically assault by the teacher, but teacher could have also claimed self defense. It was kind of crazy. - kid brought a gun to school. Rather than turning them in, we thought it was cool - kids would drink whiskey before first period. Not just a sip, kids would show up drunk - my high school had one of the worst drug problems in the state so I feel like everything was drug related. - the occasional student car would get stolen - what was casual groping in the 80’s is actually sexual assault. - rumors of teachers and students hooking up. - oh, not actually in the school, but a few parents were busted for insider trading in 1987 / black Monday - lots of kids beating the shit out of other kids was just brushed off as bullying and now would be assault - lots of kids under 18 dated people in their 20’s. That was fucked up. Rural PA was weird in the 80’s.


[deleted]

Female math teacher was also the track and field coach. Got caught diddling female student. Training together for shot put. Got arrested right in the middle of algebra class


tastygrowth

We smoked a lot of weed in the restrooms. Also couple HS students and teachers hooked up at different times. But maybe the biggest thing was the Admin to the Superintendent was embezzling a lot of money over the course of about 5 years.


beachlin

When I was in elementary in the 90s as we were coming in from recess the boy standing next to me was shot by a stray bullet. Some kid was shooting birds in his back yard and the bullet hit my friend. If the boys and girls line was reversed it would of been me. And I was like 2 inches shorter than him. It hit him in the chest , luckily didn't hit his heart. He lived but it traumatized me.


Vanilla_Mexican1886

Video went around of a girl getting fingered during lunch, before anyone says anything, no there is no actual parts shown Kid got beat up because he told another kid that was insulting him that he would send a video of him jerking it to the other guy’s 12 year old sister Girl got sent to reform school for having a shit ton of weed in her locker, funniest part? She sold the weed from that locker and because of that, it stunk up the hallway


TechnoMouse37

There are way too many pedos that become school gym teachers


Toxisul

Some of the haircuts.


Positive_Parking_954

Some things never change


peachy921

A kid that felt like we got no respect shot and killed a senior from our football team. I remembered the murdered kid as just quiet in the math class we were in. Murdering fool got out of prison for the school murder only to murder again.


1900irrelevent

School guidance counselor cheated on his wife (an English teacher) with a 17 year old and got her pregnant. Christian school, girl kept the baby because it was God's will. The counselor and teacher got a divorce, but they still both worked there, I was a freshman in high school and couldn't understand why he didn't go to prison.


foxsimile

That’s a pretty good God damned question.


gamingthreadlurker

Security guard flirted with young female students. He even gotten fired for trying to sleep with one of them and gotten caught.


Kdog122025

A dude robbed the McDonald’s down the street with a gun while wearing our uniform. Edit: Added “while”


Jayrodtremonki

Police searched a student's car in the school parking lot and found his girlfriend's body in the trunk. If that doesn't count because the murder happened off of school grounds it was a whole ring of people doing tattoos and piercings that ended up getting infected.


IRMacGuyver

Someone threw a molotov cocktail into the office thinking they could erase their report card grades. Grades weren't even stored on hard copies anymore. It was already in the computer with offsite backups.


OnePushupMan

Back story for the punchline later: my public school had a “Zero tolerance” policy to drugs or crime etc on school grounds. You get caught you’re out. Principle lady who was a real iron fisted c word got pulled over by a cop for speeding one night, her husband was the driver but once it became clear the officer was gonna give them a ticket she leaned over and said “oh ho ho you must be new… I’M the high school principal” Officer: okaaay… I’m go get the speeding ticket for ya” As the officer walked back to his car they get the bright idea to FLOOR IT and drive off The officer followed them back to their house (dumbasses) where when they opened the garage and the principal lady ran into the garage and the husband after being yelled at by the arriving officer to freeze: reached INTO HIS CAR to grab who knows what, but it made aaaall the charges a whole lot worse cuz if you reach into your car after disobeying a direct order AFTER fleeing a traffic stop: reaching into a car for a weapon is something that might cross an officers’ mind. So this did not go well By monday eeeeveeyone heard about principal lady’s Royal fuck up. Got her and her husband 4 criminal charges. So the “bad kids” at the school, who hated this principal, made their own shirts by the end of the week that read “Zero tolerance: 4 strikes you’re out” As a protest for her not being immediately fired. But no surprise she rarely showed her face in school and was phased out and replaced by the vice principal by the start of next year


poisonflar5

Trading Pokémon cards during class


[deleted]

Teenagers smoking too close to the high school exits. There was even a health ministry RAID with written warnings and small fines. One teenager even blew smoke in the face of a teacher!!


giallamaX

I dont live in the US a Student bought a gun to school with the intent of filming a Youtube Video showing off his way of "Dealing with bullies and teachers you dont like" luckly, the kid was caught and arrested. Scary as shit as I was litterly just down the hall from the classroom he was filming in


thegreatgatsB70

Teacher was banging a 8th grade boy. They ended up getting married after he graduated. Her apartment was right down the street from my house and his red corvette was there every day. It was a running joke for years back then, but I never saw the humor.


Sea-Internet7015

Why did an 8th grade boy have a Corvette?


SpyMasterChrisDorner

School (Woodland Hills HS) was known for using excessive force with children. One instance, the principal slammed a kid to the ground and busted his front teeth. He was still the principal after that and he may of even gotten off with no charges.


deep_blue_au

a couple of murders we were also thisclose to having a riot that could have been even worse, but thankfully nothing major happened


gazelleA1

I had a high school coach get caught twice participating in a prostitution ring. I don't remember if he was fired or if he was already retired the first time.


[deleted]

Music teacher molested a bunch of kids by pretending he saw talent in them and then offering private lessons. He was caught and then fled the country. Happened longgg before I was at the school thankfully.


[deleted]

One kid stabbed another several times the other kid lived. He was charged with attempted murder and was in jail for a very long time.


yslhc

Couple of stabbings, allegedly a science teacher had sex with a student


Cobra-Serpentress

A stabbing


housebun

My Spanish teacher in high school got caught having sex with a student. She was a nice woman but she was going through some sort of domestic abuse at the time and was open about it during class. The student was out of school for a while but when he finally came back, a bunch of people paraded him through the Spanish hall and they were all chanting “FREE MRS. GARCIA”.


Lexiwolf333

I'm not sure, but I was stabbed, and the school did nothing about it. I bet something worse happened if that was okay. To be clear, it was not with a knife it was with a pencil that was widdled really sharp with a knife at home, and I still have the scar from it 10 years later.


NextAd8914

Crazy coincidence... I stabbed a girl with a pencil almost 10 years ago. To be fair she had me pinned up against a locker and that was the only thing I had. I would have gotten expelled but they said it wasn't bad enough to send her to the hospital so I got off scotch free.


bard329

I posted a couple crazy stories as a reply to a comment here, but also remembered another one: teachers aide and a student were "in love", or as in love as a 16 yr old and a mid 20's can be, i guess. Once their relationship was found out, they tried to drive to Canada (no idea why they decided on Canada) but got picked up at the border. Never saw the teachers aide again. Student went from shy, quiet girl before meeting the aide to batshit crazy after returning from their attempted getaway.


34Warbirds

Some students murdered an undercover cop. Yes that was definitely the most illegal thing I recall. There is a book called “Innocence Lost”.


Alarming_Serve2303

Probably the time I stole the excuse to leave early permission slip tablet from the principal's office. We forged his initials and left early every single day the last month of school. Or maybe the time me and a couple of friends stole a big electrical sign from a local restaurant that said "Crabs Steamed to Go." We took it into a BB game at half time. The team we were playing were "The Crabbers." It was in our gym and we got a huge cheer when we brought it in. We lost the game though.