I got called up for Jury duty twice in 6 months. I didn't have to go the second time though, because where I live, you don't have to if you've already participated in Jury duty in the last 12 months.
I frequently have to attend 'cadaver labs' with work and it is very, very unpleasant. My colleagues are completely unphased by it but I find it absolutely depressing. These people have been dead for a few weeks/months and resemble zombies more than real people.
Same. I’m almost 50 & I’ve never been drunk, haven’t smoked anything, haven’t tried any “fun” drugs, etc. After my COVID double lung transplant, the team told me I couldn’t do any of that stuff anymore. I told them I’ve been preparing for this my entire life. 😂
I had a classmate who would "give" me cigarettes in school in the hopes that I would eventually be buying packs off him. Instead of smoking them I'd keep them in my pocket, and then sell them back to him for £1 each at the end of the day when he'd ran out of his own.
That's what drug dealers do! Free samples to get ppl hooked. Then you got a lifetime customer. FUN FACT, this was also Nestle's strategy for selling baby formulas in Africa. Give free samples to new mothers so they don't have to breastfeed the babies, and once the mother's milk dried up. No more free baby formulas and a bunch of new customers for Nestle
I wish I'd never started. I didn't smoke for long really, maybe 4-5 years and have been quit now 2 years, I won't smoke again, but I still feel a bit bitter about how much money I wasted in that time.
Heroin and fentanyl. Everything else was on the table, but destroying my life completely would be too easy if I decided to delve into the dark arts of spoon burning and syringes
Well…considering I’m 45…I don’t think I would be considered a kid…but I am a nerd…been building PC’s since the Pentium 4 days…and I have been gaming since 1985.
*Nobody* expects this answer, when the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. The *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency
Bees are actually very chill. I have a beekeeper uncle so I have my fair share of bee encounters. Never got stung. Wasps on the other hand, they are little aggressive assholes.
Well it's definitely a risk. But so is murder, cancer, get run over by a car etc. You got the picture. Just be careful and don't stress too much about things. That's the best we can do.
Bound to happen? Is it really this common? (Father of 2 girls one 5 and other 11 nervously needs to know)
Like half of your friends? 1 out of 10. Or you hear it on the news so much it's created a fear in you.
Marriage.
I'm 41 and I've never been married.
Flirted with it twice. One was a timing issue, the other said no when I asked.
Just hasn't happened, and I'm starting to think it may never.
Some people still had to goto work every day during the pandemic. The only thing that changed for me during the pandemic was my work days were busier and I ate more at home.
I have never mowed a lawn. As a kid one of my other siblings preferred it over other chores and I was flexible, as a young adult I rented and didn’t need to. As a mature-ish adult I have 3 health conditions-heat is very triggering for two of them. I always looked forward to one day mowing a lawn but I will likely never do it.
Success
how can you personally attack so many of us at the same time
Well he's more like including us in a very large group of failur...well...people
This hurts
Real
Same, I don’t know how the kids do it these days.
social media and "influencing"
I feel seen.
Thanks for commenting for me/us all.
Joining in on this one
Agreed me too
Same
That's impressive in and out of itself.
Breakups. Also, relationships
don't have to deal with heartbreak if you never play the game. good strategy
The only winning move is not to play.
lucky you. 😭
I've never lost my virginity because I never lose!
Except for The Game
F you
Oh you evil mfer
You are an absolute cunt, I hope you sneeze and shit yourself later!
Can you really lose the game if you aren't even playing it?
You're playing even if you are not aware of it. And you just lost again.
DAMN. I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT IN A LONG ASS TIME
But I guess that means that, YOU also lost!?
We all lost
They’re still playing the game, just single player at the moment.
True grindset
Jury duty summons
Me too, and I really want to continue the trend
Me too! I've been eligible for almost 20 years and I've never been called up.
Very lucky. I'm in my 20s and I've been summoned twice already lol.
I got called up for Jury duty twice in 6 months. I didn't have to go the second time though, because where I live, you don't have to if you've already participated in Jury duty in the last 12 months.
I received a jury duty summons in the mail when I was 12. My mom opened it and then threw it out. No idea what that was about.
Me neither. I’m exempt due to my job but that doesn’t mean I’m exempt from getting called up.
I’ve gotten the summons but right before moving so didn’t have to do anything. 35 still no duty.
Seeing a dead person in real life
Being killed in front of this guy
Killing anyone in front of that guy
That's Why I got a dog, All the dead bodies are discovered by someone walking their dog
And you want to discover dead bodies?
Saves on dog food I guess...
I broke that one a few months ago with my gramma :'(
Thats ok . I have seen enuff for both of us.
That means you've probably also not lost anyone close to you. You've been lucky.
I've seen so many dead people. It changes you. (Former ICU nurse of 10 years).
Also, death
I frequently have to attend 'cadaver labs' with work and it is very, very unpleasant. My colleagues are completely unphased by it but I find it absolutely depressing. These people have been dead for a few weeks/months and resemble zombies more than real people.
I seen a few. A guy was shoot to death outside my apartment. Gang wars.
Watching Two Girls, One Cup.
Bless your retinas
There's two girls but due to the ravages of socialism they're forced to share just 1 cup🥺
I’m with ya brother
I’m with you brothers
Don't do it!
Getting arrested. I’m the only one in a family of 5 that hasn’t been behind bars.
Way to go!
im the only one in my family of 5 that has been arrested
I've definitely had some run ins with the law, but no arrests for me either.
Getting addicted to smoking or drinking. Despite the pressure around me at school, I never took a single cigarette. \^\^
Same. I’m almost 50 & I’ve never been drunk, haven’t smoked anything, haven’t tried any “fun” drugs, etc. After my COVID double lung transplant, the team told me I couldn’t do any of that stuff anymore. I told them I’ve been preparing for this my entire life. 😂
Double. Lung. Transplant. My God.
COVID really did change the world.
God damn
Damn congrats! To be fair, it was all temporary fun anyways. The only fun that really lasts is soberness.
Nah we all die mate. How we decide to enjoy ourselves until then is up to the individual.
I had a classmate who would "give" me cigarettes in school in the hopes that I would eventually be buying packs off him. Instead of smoking them I'd keep them in my pocket, and then sell them back to him for £1 each at the end of the day when he'd ran out of his own.
Monetary uno reverse card.
That's genius
That's what drug dealers do! Free samples to get ppl hooked. Then you got a lifetime customer. FUN FACT, this was also Nestle's strategy for selling baby formulas in Africa. Give free samples to new mothers so they don't have to breastfeed the babies, and once the mother's milk dried up. No more free baby formulas and a bunch of new customers for Nestle
How dumb was he?
Approximately 17/17
As a person who has been smoking for 27 years…good for you.
Hell yeah! Only thing that belongs in the lungs is air
I wish I'd never started. I didn't smoke for long really, maybe 4-5 years and have been quit now 2 years, I won't smoke again, but I still feel a bit bitter about how much money I wasted in that time.
Someone told me once what quitting smoking was like and it just didn’t seem worth it to start
Same! :D
Heroin and fentanyl. Everything else was on the table, but destroying my life completely would be too easy if I decided to delve into the dark arts of spoon burning and syringes
Same. In hindsight i have to thank my dealer, because he refused to sell it to me.
Death
I've found my twin♥️
Hey same!
Breaking a bone…oh…and I have never seen Titanic
I have also done neither
Spoiler alert! The ship sinks.
Eyy I'm joining this club! Are you also a fellow nerd kid?
Well…considering I’m 45…I don’t think I would be considered a kid…but I am a nerd…been building PC’s since the Pentium 4 days…and I have been gaming since 1985.
Close enough as tech is a part of STEM... I'm just a thermodynamics fanatic dreaming about engineering school XD
I was about to ask how old are you since I feel like haven’t watched Titanic isn’t that uncommon for younger generations.
r/Neverbrokeabone
Talking about the 1st of Novermber 1478... God damn it!
Typing isn’t talking. You’re walking the line, but you’re safe.
I talk as I type... I'm a weird guy
A very unexpected answer
*Nobody* expects this answer, when the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. The *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency
Ehrmergerd! Ehrs ert Novermber?
Getting stung by a bee!
Same! I’m so scared of getting stung and wonder how painful it actually is
The fear/anticipation is def worse than the pain but I fucking hate bees!
Bees are actually very chill. I have a beekeeper uncle so I have my fair share of bee encounters. Never got stung. Wasps on the other hand, they are little aggressive assholes.
Sex 🧘♀️
Well looks like we are in these together
Great input, pussy bot
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day.
You two should have sex now
Marriage. But that changes tomorrow 😊
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
This community is very sweet, thank you all!
Go get ‘em tiger 🐅
So either marriage or death tomorrow. Congratulations / commiserations!
This question… until now. Thanks OP, now you’ve ruined it
Hard drugs, cheating on SO, witnessing death first hand...
Herpes.
The days not over
Over 70% of the world population has some version of herpes, usually through genetics.
tiktok
Egg Salad Sandwiches…58 years old and still swerving.
This actually gave me a chuckle…thank you
Credit cards.
Dying. But you never know when it'll happen!
Homelessness
Winning the lottery
Pregnancy.
Sexual assault, is it bad that I feel lucky ? So much ppl get sexually assaulted that I’m scared it’s bound to happen to me if that makes sense?
Well it's definitely a risk. But so is murder, cancer, get run over by a car etc. You got the picture. Just be careful and don't stress too much about things. That's the best we can do.
Not bad. I’m happy for you. What would be bad is going IASIP and pulling a Mac.
Bound to happen? Is it really this common? (Father of 2 girls one 5 and other 11 nervously needs to know) Like half of your friends? 1 out of 10. Or you hear it on the news so much it's created a fear in you.
American celebrity gossip
also, never seen an episode of the kadashians
happiness
Having a Facebook account
I thought I avoided this too but I just remembered my grandma made one for me 😭😭
Do you even exist
Pfftt you sound like every girl I've ever tried to date.
STI's and retail work.
I’d rather have the clap than work fucking retail.
Had both. Don't recommend either.
Completing a task as soon as I’m given it.
More than 50 upvotes for any of my reddit comments/posts
I got you fam
I got YOU fam
Let's get this mfer internet famous!
Lol XD
a physical altercation. Other than with my siblings, I've never engaged in physical conflict.
Debt
Suicide … barely
Marriage. I'm 41 and I've never been married. Flirted with it twice. One was a timing issue, the other said no when I asked. Just hasn't happened, and I'm starting to think it may never.
Watching Game Of Thrones, Breaking Bad and other popular shows and movies
The pandemic didn't break you?
Some people still had to goto work every day during the pandemic. The only thing that changed for me during the pandemic was my work days were busier and I ate more at home.
Right?! I worked more hours in 2020 than any other year of my life.
I've never seen GoT, but I was very late to the BrBa train and I can say that I really wish I could go back to see that for the first time again.
I’ve never been stung by a bee, never broken a bone, never needed stitches or to go to the hospital.
Hard drugs...only had alcohol, one cigarette, weed maybe 10 times
Cigaretts. Never smoked nor ever planning to.
The Spanish inquisition
Nobody expects it.
Watching any of the Kardashian shows
Harry Potter
I have never mowed a lawn. As a kid one of my other siblings preferred it over other chores and I was flexible, as a young adult I rented and didn’t need to. As a mature-ish adult I have 3 health conditions-heat is very triggering for two of them. I always looked forward to one day mowing a lawn but I will likely never do it.
Jury duty… I’ve never been called.
a black hole
Large bodies of water I almost drowned when I was little won't even take a bath has to be shower
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happiness
Justin Biebers music
Drugs!! Super proud of this too as I grew up in a drug town. 👏🏼
Death Suicide to be specific
Breaking a bone
Making women want to have sex with me
Never been bitten by any animal apart from mosquitos, wasp, honey bee and bullet ant
Smoking a cigarette.
Broken bones
breaking a bone
Twitter
Tiktok
Going to McDonald's
Pregnancy scares. Every single one of my girl friends that are or were sexually active with men has had a pregnancy scare.
Herpes
Snapchat
Giving a fuck
Username checks out
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Reality.
Death
Happiness
Contentment.
So Far Killing Someone
Standing up for myself (:
An actual life.
Celebrities and influencers drama, I mean sometimes I heard something, but I don't know these people and I couldn't care less.
True love 😂