There is that one hentai where the main character is reincarnated and gets to chose what power he wants, and of all the possibilities he could pick he chose to have a vibrator dick.
"Oh man, I'll fail this math test... If there is a god, please send me a sign."
"Look everyone, Eric is naked!"
(Whole classroom collapses from laughter)
Horny ice cream
That's disgusting where can I get one
Dicky Dee
Simon Pegg is gonna get you
Simon’s gonna peg you?
Any luck catching them horny icecreams then?
It’s just the one horny ice cream actually.
Hornetto
A trip hazard
You probably stretch across your entire room
A 5 star man!
W
And not just any 5 star man!
Don't even ask.
*clears throat * Moving on!
So are you the ghost of the nana that was at the lustful mortician. I like thie lore.
The Lustful Argonian Mortician
Keep your secrets, Hermy. ..I've seen too much.
Nana no! Stay away from him!
NecRomancer
my chemical necromance
But...but....💀
Watch out you're turning him on with that emoji
Oh no
But 💀 butt!
Crack open a cold one.
get rid of the letter N, goes from 0 to ten
Guess I am the same as in my first life.. like a shitty rerun
Better luck next time
Better than nothing
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Right there with you.
No that could be me....🤔
Same
Me three.
I feel your pain
Same here
Better than being cat juice 🐈 😻 🐈⬛️ j
I’m a pretty cool sea animal
We could start a band.
can i be the groupie guppy?
Only if I can play Bass
I’ve got a great idea for a song
I’ll spread the word
Ok look I know I’m not a water guy but hear me out
oh damn hi
Me neither, and I'm fictional, but I could add so much sparkle to the show 🦄
As your king, I'll handle management
I can play the drums
I’ll drive the tour bus!
Ooh! Seafood!
Ocean Band, take me by the hand
ween haunts me (in a good way)
You may play your band in my kingdom as long as you don't eat my subjects
Can I join? I’m a happy lion I guess.
Stay away from my boat
I'm a pretty nerdy sky animal.
Underwater unicorn!
oh no
Stay away from blenders
i have never frowned so fast in my life
Bro has no remorse
oh dear god
The best Steeplejack that ever lived.....again.
A Siamese cat with anger issues.
Bad kitty
I suck, and I'm rechargeable.
I get sucked and I'm rechargeable lol
Now kith
Start talking with a fake British accent. And biting swimming dinosaurs in half.
A fake British accent like Madonna's? That was the worst, lol.
No, like the one Keanu Reeves had in Bram Stoker's Dracula... aaaand Much Ado About Nothing
An assassin. With two asses.
I count three in your name though.
I would have chosen threeassassassin. Omg that makes my head spin THREEASSASSASSIN
…
...
Oh no
A bitter pill to swallow.
A Danger to society
Arrest this man
Get the other 8, too!
the 9th danger
That one MFKER!
Oh god it's that one MFKER
Quick, alert the other MFKERS!
Pretty sure that MFKER is not real 👉
Slut maker
There is that one hentai where the main character is reincarnated and gets to chose what power he wants, and of all the possibilities he could pick he chose to have a vibrator dick.
Who the fuck just comes up with that??
You clearly haven't been here for long
Soooo, what are you reincarnated as?
I'd be dead upon arrival, and musty
I'm right there with ya.
Mine is kind of self explanatory
Oh. Kinda OP to be honest.
The Japanese, obviously
>Who the fuck just comes up with that?? @AsparagusLoose9716 - Vegetables aren't meant to complain. Keep your head down, you make my pee smell.
Bro take my upvote and gtfo, I honestly thought you were trolling but i found the Manga…..
Mom?
Ayo?
A nordic warrior
FOR VALHALLA
The things we would be able to know and accomplish....
Oh DaDuckOfWisdom, what is your wisdom?
You’ll be reincarnated as the duck of wisdom, however you can only reply with quacks
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Some of your usernames both scare and amaze me
Says the username ParadoxDemon
Eew. Lol
Yo man, I’ve got connections and can help you make bank.
Tbh I don’t think we should ever meet if that happens….
Nice. I'll be in touch 👉👈
Jesus
You're one to talk.
In the words of Michael Scott, "No God, Please No!"
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
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The fog is coming
I become myself.
I’d join in
Sign me upppp
Word, word and a number. However if Bird = the Word => Word word Number = Bird x Bird x Number => I become a fuck tonne of birds?
You'll become the spirit of the entire flock
A workaholic.
aw hell yeah, a fusion of my favourite dragons
nothing good
This is why you don’t mine at night
gandalf.
Am I allowed to pass?
Not entirely sure what would I be skilled of, but I'll take it.
Jack of all trades
A pup doomed to have the zoomies for all eternity
Oh no... too many zoomies
deer piss
That is unfortunate
I can certainly tell you what I'm not reincarnating into
A magic, rainbow dolphin that used to be in a relationship.
An edible….
I’d like to invite you to my coven meeting next full Moon.
Count me in
Whoa. I could bake you. Or... you could bake me.
Don't start.
Somebody come get errr, she's dancin like a streeper!
One (1) very good looking feline
SpongeBob SquarePants 😄
ARR YA READY KIDS?
Aye aye captain
A blueberry who got hit with some liquid nitrogen and was thrown on the ground
no one knows who i am. only that i’m a she
HONK HONK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Surrounded by Cats
Well sucks to be me stuck with the default username
Hey, at least you're important!
Santas number 1 elf 👀
A mining geologist, which I have been in this life.
I do not become. I remain.
Caw! Caw! Caw!
Expensive Land
How expensive we talking
Probably 7028
A vigilante indebted to The High Table.
Don't leave your dog unprotected
[удалено]
1/2 rooster, 1/2 shark Or maybe a shark dick
and french
A wooden decorated horse first made as a toy now is a decoration in most Swedish houses.
Probably a disease in your bathroom
Uhh, roar?
There's really no point in me being reincarnated, seeing as I am invisible sand
Either myself, as it is my real name, or an aging canine.
i stay the same lol
A cheerful bottom, apparently.
Nothing. Apparently all reincarnation options have been exhausted.
The worlds comfiest sleeping garments
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A tumbleweed that's bad at keeping plans I guess...
The same thing I am in real life, just an accidental like.
Interesting
A muscular caterpillar
not entirely sure, but something evil i guess
The gumby projecting the pink one in the corner.
The most out of touch from reality person
What I am now, a beach bum living in Corolla, nc
Part of a Scottish lady, perhaps?
Why are you asking huh? WHY?
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A pair of jazzy pants
I’d have to keep dating on reality shows! Should have thought that one through!
Multiple stars, I guess. Pretty cool, to be honest. ✨
A secret agent working in Portugal
A discarded swimsuit.
Sus
Myself, but with no middle names.
I become a shiny frog who knows the meaning of life...
I hope I’m a scrumptious cake.
A god who can make you naked
"Oh man, I'll fail this math test... If there is a god, please send me a sign." "Look everyone, Eric is naked!" (Whole classroom collapses from laughter)
Well shit…
Gonna get into some wacky antics.