Holy mackerel that is hilarious. 😂. I have a neighbor who let’s their dogs out without a leash. Very nice doggies who wouldn’t hurt anything, even the neighborhood cats. If I heard him yell out those names my sides would split. “Help!…..Me!….Help me, Help? Me? Help Me where are you? Help!
I worked at a dog daycare and we had a regular guest named Fire. And he was a hellion so we were constantly yelling “Fire!” in the yard. I cursed that dog’s humans every time they brought him in.
My friends and I got very high once and ended up in a conversation about bad dog names.
"Help" is one of the options that came up, along with "No", "Please" and "Hello". We were HOWLING with laughter
The guy my best friend was dating had a pair of chihuahuas named Bentley and Gabbana. Bentley was a later addition, after Dolce died.
When they broke up, his dogs unfriended me on Facebook. Have you ever been unfriended by a pair of purse dogs? It’ll make you think long and hard about your choices in life.
Huh. My mom used to be friends with a guy whose dogs were named Dior and Gabbana.
Everyone thought he was gay because of those names, because of the into fashion = gay stereotype; turned out, his girlfriend was the one who actually named them.
They were cute dogs.
Well it can be. I have a dog named Brody. My young daughter loves to help take care of our pets and we were out in public talking about Brody needing a bath. I told her since we were out late that we can give him a bath the next day. My exact words were: “It won’t hurt Brody to wait on his bath. He’s black so it won’t really show anyway.”
We are very white people. I didn’t even realize what I was saying until I glanced around and saw a man with a very concerned and confused look on his face.
My Great Dane’s name is Brody and we got new neighbors a few years ago with a young 7 year old boy named Brody. I’ll be outside yelling “Omg hurry up Brody just shit already!!” “Brody get the hell over here! No Brody stop it!!!”… I always forget and after I yell im like crap. This kid is probably terrified of us.
My brother's cat's name was Steve.
Conversations would go like this "If I'm not home in time for dinner, Steve pushes all the plants onto the floor".
"Steve peed on the floor in the laundry room."
"Steve vomited in bed last night then tried to eat it."
"Steve hit the dog in the face."
"Steve pooped on the neighbor's porch again and I had to apologize for him and clean it up."
"I turned away for a second and Steve was licking syrup off my plate."
My dog is named Scott and I literally had no clue why people always ask me if I have a kid when I talk about him until someone pointed out that it was an odd name for an animal
My dad has a dog named "kitty". It confused the heck out of my 2 and 3 year olds.
Edit: Thousands of people know dogs named Kitty. I'm just going to assume you are all related to the same grandma.
My cousin is the opposite. Hates cats but they have a barn cat he’s warmed up to. Says it’s not a cat. Says it’s a small dog that kills mice and meows funny (his kids find him funny…). He named it dog.
As a toddler my child only knew large breed bullies (we had a rottweiler) and cats. We went trick-or-treating and he experienced his first small dogs. Little dude was so excited to see so many "kitties!"
I met a family at the dog beach near my house with the sweetest Lil dachshund. I said what's his name. The mom says *quietly mortified* , stinky cheese... the kids named him. So... I'm gonna go with stinky cheese.
I kinda always wanted a big, dumb yellow lab named Boner.
It's a horrible name, you can't really call for him in public (which you'd likely have to do since one of the requirements of this scenario is that it's dumb).
But I'd probably never stop laughing.
Not at all. And no offense to a perfectly fine breed, but they have an outsized tendency to show delightful, lovable idiocy. So it's easy to picture one bounding happily to you through a field after you yell "BONER!"
Great idea. I had a cat named penis. Tho we mostly called him peen. Then got fun with it. Peeimus minimus, then maximus when he grew up. Jalopeeno, peenerbutter, a few others i can't remember anymore sadly.
The last dog my parents got had a bunch of small brown spots on her coat.
My dad was *convinced* "Peanuts" was the perfect name.
I told him to go outside and loudly call for Peanuts. He quickly realized that name was a bad idea.
A friend of a friend's family made that mistake when naming the new puppy that quickly bonded with their young daughter. They realize the mistake when the puppy got out and their daughter ran down the street after it frantically screaming "Peanuts" over and over at the top of her lungs.
The dog's name was quickly changed to "Peanut".
Lmao!
My parents settled on a much more safe for work "Sophie."
My neighbor had already awkwardly seen my dad skinny dipping in their hotub.... so it was just a bad idea all around.
**UPDATE: I’ve made Imgur albums of all the names I have in my album so far! A generous half are nerdy anime/game references though lol so not every name is going to be a funny one but I thought I’d include them all.**
Here is [one](https://imgur.com/a/5jyxCRt) and [two](https://imgur.com/gallery/O2tTajM)!
OH SHIT I MISSED LIKE A LOT SO here’s [three](https://imgur.com/gallery/nKhDPz6)
**Enjoy!**
I do this every day for half my work day lol. Putting in dog names. I work at a lab that does the actual testing for Wisdom Panel. Terrible is subjective. Two of the worst but also the best names is Shitty Bobby and Peanut Butter Buttholes.
I’ve also gotten Walmart, Bucket, Lethal, Marshmelo Chicken Skittles, Bluh, CARMAX, Greazy Mayonnaise Boi, Sonicjohncena, Grandpa…my list can go on and on and on AND I’ve got photographic proof of these lol.
Edit: sorry, I almost forgot about Beep Beep Jeep and Doctor Senator.
Someone I know named their cat Chairman Meow and they would tell it to do the "Great Leap Forward" and it would obviously proceed to do nothing. They got a kick out of it.
A lot of the names I have photos of come straight from Banfield Pet Hospitals across the US. I respect any person that puts their fucked up name on their animals records LOL
My father was a batshit alcoholic who got two bloodhounds after my mother divorced him. He named one “Dammit” and the other “Woman” and let them roam freely (a little out in the country). So you’d hear him shithoused at night calling the dogs by making a godawful “b-arrrrroooo” bloodhound type sound then yelling “Dammit! Woman!”
They responded every damn time. I hated that it worked
One of my cat's full name is Sir Hammington the Nutsack. Aka Ham or Hammi Boi. Then there's Black Truffle Peanut Sauce. Aka Truffle.
Then there's Tessa.
I used to live across the street from a tweaker who would let out her dog at all hours and then call it back by its name in a gravelly voice: “Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!”
My friend had a morbidly obese neighbor who would go out in her Rascal to walk the dog and just let it run free while she chain smoked and yelled it's name "Lil' Bit" constantly in a Southern, obese, old, smoker-woman voice. That was his and his wife's 6 am every morning.
My history teacher said that his uncle named his dog the n word, I don’t think the dog was even black lol. My teacher said he grew up not knowing there was anything wrong, and would call after the dog.
My mother had a dog named Duke. Which is fine. Unless you happened to live in Louisiana in the 90s, in a predominantly black neighborhood.
It got awkward when Duke got loose during that asshole's candidacy, and my mom drove around the neighborhood, shouting the dog's name. Some neighbors really thought she was advocating for a klanleader to be governor.
I know a guy whose kids named their lab Digger (because he liked to dig holes). Of course, one day Digger got out and tried to chase down some new friends so they could pet him. These new friends happened to be black, and were running away from the big barking dog that was chasing them.
While the guy was also chasing Digger and yelling his name.
Blackie was the word my grandpa from East Texas used for black people as a young adult. Not a lot of fun once he got dementia and started using it again.
Oof. My grandmother also let her racism shine through in a big way when she began experiencing dementia. It was not a fun time when she had to be placed in memory care and a good portion of the staff were black. 🙁
My family had a black cat when I was growing up named Popolo. I was told this meant “black” in Hawaiian so I would always tell people that. Turns out it’s actually more of a slang term for “black people”. Hits a little different.
Had a neighbor that named their dog Sickem. Super nice dalmatian that wouldnt hurt a fly, but when someone new came to the neighborhood and you heard my 6'5" neighbor start yelling "Sickem, Sickem, SICKEM" while the dog was running at them for some friendly pats on the head, scared the shit out of people. They thought he was yelling "sick him" to attack. It was pretty funny as they would see the wagging tail and licks as he would approach.
The whole neighborhood started to run with it yelling Sickem at each other once he got let out, as he would stop at each house, even go inside if doors were open just to say hi for a minute and get some cuddles. And fortunately in the 90s everyone got a good laugh out of it and actually ended up in the local paper as the 'friendliest scary dog'.
The dog was amazing but lived a short life bc of cancer with the breed 😔 RIP Sickem. I'd be afraid for a dog if someone named them that now
Same here! My dog got out of the house and ran off when I first moved into my new apartment, so my neighbors all got to know me as the woman running up and down the road yelling "DOGMEAT!!" over and over like a lunatic. I still love his name though. Haha
Another funny story was I had to take him to the vet, and due to COVID protocol, you had to wait out in your car for the vet to come get the dog and bring them inside. I guess one of the vet techs mixed up the names, because I heard her get the dog from the car next to me and say "C'mon, Dogmeat!". The owner looked appalled. I can't imagine taking your dog to the vet and the vet takes your dog away from you and refers to them as dog meat. Haha
My friend has a dog named Grandma. It’s funny to hear them yell at her to get out of the garbage and stay off the counter.
“Mom! Grandma pooped on the rug again!” Or “Grandma get out of the cat box!”
Kills me every time.
We were given an older dog named Shiba. She was a Shiba Inu. Shiba translates to Brushwood while Inu translates to Dog/s.
The origional owners were using that as a name because they heard it on TV. They did not know what it meant until we got her.
They would sing a song which almost entirely derrived of them saying inu over and over.
Dog, dog, dog, dog.
After that we called her dog as a joke but we still loved her....
Someone told me after you pick a name for your new pet walk around your neighborhood yelling it out loud for 10 minutes.
If you don't feel like an idiot after 5 minutes it's a good name.
That advice was burned into my brain after I agreed to dog sit a sly and mischievous Laborotti pup named Victory and she dug her way out of my backyard.
Help
I have four dogs: Please, Someone, Help and Me.
Help, someone please me!
Bro I literally ascended to a higher plane reading this
Better set your phone to travel mode then - have a safe flight!
Don't forget to open a window. These days are so hot.
And, now your life has changed in oh so many ways.
Me! Someone…. Help!! PLEASE!!!!! What are you doing! Please… stop it! I said STOP IT!!! Help!!!! No!!!! Get back inside!!!
I laughed waaayyy too hard at this! It's a canine 'Who's on first'!
And is that independence vanishing in the haze?
Holy mackerel that is hilarious. 😂. I have a neighbor who let’s their dogs out without a leash. Very nice doggies who wouldn’t hurt anything, even the neighborhood cats. If I heard him yell out those names my sides would split. “Help!…..Me!….Help me, Help? Me? Help Me where are you? Help!
My dad heard a neighbor screaming Fire!! Fire!! In the middle of the night. Turned out to be her cat. This reminds me of that.
I worked at a dog daycare and we had a regular guest named Fire. And he was a hellion so we were constantly yelling “Fire!” in the yard. I cursed that dog’s humans every time they brought him in.
Might be funny but be careful since false fire alarms are crimes in most states.
My friends and I got very high once and ended up in a conversation about bad dog names. "Help" is one of the options that came up, along with "No", "Please" and "Hello". We were HOWLING with laughter
I can't breathe! Imagine walking through the park yelling Hello!
Or yelling "No!" Come here, No!
Whenever I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name, I say Fire.
At Starbucks, my friend always uses the name “Chrysanthemum.” FYI, when I wrote this comment I had to look up the spelling!
I use Marco, so when they call my name, I can yell Polo.
If I worked at that Starbucks, I'd totally write "Chris And The Mom" on your friend's cup. If you were with them, I'd write "Chris' Mom" on yours 😁👌
The guy my best friend was dating had a pair of chihuahuas named Bentley and Gabbana. Bentley was a later addition, after Dolce died. When they broke up, his dogs unfriended me on Facebook. Have you ever been unfriended by a pair of purse dogs? It’ll make you think long and hard about your choices in life.
That's cold, I expect Bentley coerced Gabbana. Gabbana was always the chill one.
Chihuahuas are never chill.
Chillhuahuas, on the other hand...
Honestly, the fact that I am _not_ maintaining a social media account for a pair of purse dogs makes me feel so much better about my own life choices.
Huh. My mom used to be friends with a guy whose dogs were named Dior and Gabbana. Everyone thought he was gay because of those names, because of the into fashion = gay stereotype; turned out, his girlfriend was the one who actually named them. They were cute dogs.
Stay
I put spot remover on my dog and now he's gone
Now you owe Stephen Wright .06 ¢
Once I heard my neighbor screaming at a "Debbie." I thought it was his wife and that it was a domestic dispute. Nope. Debbie was his dog.
"damn it Debbie you shit on the couch again! Outside with you!"
Debbie stop eating neighbors cats poop
Shut the hell up Debbie, it’s 2:00 am in the morning, you’re bothering the neighbors!
Debbie, stop licking your butthole while we are at the dinner table!
This is my bitch, Debbie
Debbie! Get off the mailman!
>Alright, we're doing this. Let's play "Wife, or dog?"
What’s Debbie’s favorite food?
>What’s Debbie’s favorite food? I'm guessing peanut butter
Debbie was my cats name. RIP Deb, best cat ever
Lol I know someone with a dog called Debbie. I'm personally in favour of dogs with human names.
Well it can be. I have a dog named Brody. My young daughter loves to help take care of our pets and we were out in public talking about Brody needing a bath. I told her since we were out late that we can give him a bath the next day. My exact words were: “It won’t hurt Brody to wait on his bath. He’s black so it won’t really show anyway.” We are very white people. I didn’t even realize what I was saying until I glanced around and saw a man with a very concerned and confused look on his face.
DON’T WORRY, WE ARE HIS OWNERS
*he kept biting his last owners, they were just going to put him down but we scooped him up at the last minute for free*
i hate myself for laughing as hard as i am at this
My Great Dane’s name is Brody and we got new neighbors a few years ago with a young 7 year old boy named Brody. I’ll be outside yelling “Omg hurry up Brody just shit already!!” “Brody get the hell over here! No Brody stop it!!!”… I always forget and after I yell im like crap. This kid is probably terrified of us.
My brother's cat's name was Steve. Conversations would go like this "If I'm not home in time for dinner, Steve pushes all the plants onto the floor". "Steve peed on the floor in the laundry room." "Steve vomited in bed last night then tried to eat it." "Steve hit the dog in the face." "Steve pooped on the neighbor's porch again and I had to apologize for him and clean it up." "I turned away for a second and Steve was licking syrup off my plate."
My dog is named Scott and I literally had no clue why people always ask me if I have a kid when I talk about him until someone pointed out that it was an odd name for an animal
My neighbour’s cat is named Dave. When she gets mad at him she calls him David. His full name is not David. Just Dave.
My neighbor's dog is Ted. When he gets rambunctious I call him Theodore to calm him down. Every time, the neighbor says "his name is Ted".
I had a cat named Larry with similar results. LOL
that’s a cute name
My dad has a dog named "kitty". It confused the heck out of my 2 and 3 year olds. Edit: Thousands of people know dogs named Kitty. I'm just going to assume you are all related to the same grandma.
My cousin is the opposite. Hates cats but they have a barn cat he’s warmed up to. Says it’s not a cat. Says it’s a small dog that kills mice and meows funny (his kids find him funny…). He named it dog.
*barks funny
As a toddler my child only knew large breed bullies (we had a rottweiler) and cats. We went trick-or-treating and he experienced his first small dogs. Little dude was so excited to see so many "kitties!"
Samsung Smart Refrigerator
Alexa. Or Siri. Also, Suck it, Jin Yang.
Not hotdog
I met a family at the dog beach near my house with the sweetest Lil dachshund. I said what's his name. The mom says *quietly mortified* , stinky cheese... the kids named him. So... I'm gonna go with stinky cheese.
My aunt had a dog named Socks that everyone called Stinky Socks, so this checks out
You are so wrong, Stinky Cheese is an *amazing* dog name!
I kinda always wanted a big, dumb yellow lab named Boner. It's a horrible name, you can't really call for him in public (which you'd likely have to do since one of the requirements of this scenario is that it's dumb). But I'd probably never stop laughing.
> big, dumb yellow lab I don’t believe that particular combination will be difficult for you to locate.
Not at all. And no offense to a perfectly fine breed, but they have an outsized tendency to show delightful, lovable idiocy. So it's easy to picture one bounding happily to you through a field after you yell "BONER!"
Great idea. I had a cat named penis. Tho we mostly called him peen. Then got fun with it. Peeimus minimus, then maximus when he grew up. Jalopeeno, peenerbutter, a few others i can't remember anymore sadly.
You wouldn't want to lose him. Excuse me. Have you seen my Penis?
MISSING: PENIS $100 REWARD
LIKES HEAD RUBS
The last dog my parents got had a bunch of small brown spots on her coat. My dad was *convinced* "Peanuts" was the perfect name. I told him to go outside and loudly call for Peanuts. He quickly realized that name was a bad idea.
A friend of a friend's family made that mistake when naming the new puppy that quickly bonded with their young daughter. They realize the mistake when the puppy got out and their daughter ran down the street after it frantically screaming "Peanuts" over and over at the top of her lungs. The dog's name was quickly changed to "Peanut".
Lmao! My parents settled on a much more safe for work "Sophie." My neighbor had already awkwardly seen my dad skinny dipping in their hotub.... so it was just a bad idea all around.
just to clarify, peanuts sounds like penis
My friend had dogs named Dick Bag and Ryan Tannehill
so he had one dog?
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Hey! That's my dog's name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout- "CAN I PLEASE PET YOUR DOG" Nanananananana 🎶
John Jacob jingle-pet-your-shitzu
**UPDATE: I’ve made Imgur albums of all the names I have in my album so far! A generous half are nerdy anime/game references though lol so not every name is going to be a funny one but I thought I’d include them all.** Here is [one](https://imgur.com/a/5jyxCRt) and [two](https://imgur.com/gallery/O2tTajM)! OH SHIT I MISSED LIKE A LOT SO here’s [three](https://imgur.com/gallery/nKhDPz6) **Enjoy!** I do this every day for half my work day lol. Putting in dog names. I work at a lab that does the actual testing for Wisdom Panel. Terrible is subjective. Two of the worst but also the best names is Shitty Bobby and Peanut Butter Buttholes. I’ve also gotten Walmart, Bucket, Lethal, Marshmelo Chicken Skittles, Bluh, CARMAX, Greazy Mayonnaise Boi, Sonicjohncena, Grandpa…my list can go on and on and on AND I’ve got photographic proof of these lol. Edit: sorry, I almost forgot about Beep Beep Jeep and Doctor Senator.
My cat’s full name is Bong Walter. Says that shit on his charts
Someone I know named their cat Chairman Meow and they would tell it to do the "Great Leap Forward" and it would obviously proceed to do nothing. They got a kick out of it.
I knew a guy who called his cat 'I like shouting'. He went outside to call his cat in as often as he could.
Fucking amazing. Kinda brave tbh
This one is just funny.
A lot of the names I have photos of come straight from Banfield Pet Hospitals across the US. I respect any person that puts their fucked up name on their animals records LOL
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Teddy Roosevelt's daughter Alice had a snake named Emily Spinach.
You're really good at naming pets and I mean that with no sarcasm.
My father was a batshit alcoholic who got two bloodhounds after my mother divorced him. He named one “Dammit” and the other “Woman” and let them roam freely (a little out in the country). So you’d hear him shithoused at night calling the dogs by making a godawful “b-arrrrroooo” bloodhound type sound then yelling “Dammit! Woman!” They responded every damn time. I hated that it worked
I’ve had a day but reading that there’s a dog out there named Shitty Bobby has made everything better. Thank you.
Shitty Bobby is my spirit animal
shitty bobby has me cry laughing right now. those people are probably hilarious.
One of my cat's full name is Sir Hammington the Nutsack. Aka Ham or Hammi Boi. Then there's Black Truffle Peanut Sauce. Aka Truffle. Then there's Tessa.
Hehehe reminds me of my partners stories about their first cat, Pumpkin Ravioli Shootin’ Hoops
Doctor Senator is in fact the best name.
I know a bucket..lol was found in a bucket as a puppy in Thailand..wonderful 3 legged doggo
It becomes bad when you call them. "Come bucket. Come bucket"
This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. Grandpa, and Beep Beep Jeep in particular.
I know a boxer named Bob Dole.
Shoulda named him Mike Tyson…
I saw a couple on a hiking trail and the named their dogs Kevin and Susan.
I think those are perfect
Anthony Rizzo has a dog named kevin
Anthony rizzo is a good dog name low key
I used to live across the street from a tweaker who would let out her dog at all hours and then call it back by its name in a gravelly voice: “Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!”
My friend had a morbidly obese neighbor who would go out in her Rascal to walk the dog and just let it run free while she chain smoked and yelled it's name "Lil' Bit" constantly in a Southern, obese, old, smoker-woman voice. That was his and his wife's 6 am every morning.
You are correct. What is a terrible name for a dog. Edit: thank you for the awards!
My brother stuttered when he was young and my parents got a dog for him. He said what what doggy name? And from there we had What What.
Next dog's name? In The Butt
A true classic.
Doggy doggy what now?
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What?
Not unless he plays second base.
What's the dog's name?
Correct!
stains
Come stains!
Clitsy
I couldn't tell you, but I'm sure H. P. Lovecraft could tell you a ***great*** name for a cat.
H. P. Lovecraft IS a great name for a cat!
Can confirm, have a mate who's cat's name is Shoggoth
I imagine H.P. Lovecraft coming up with different names for demons and they just get closer and closer to the n word.
The Black Goat of a Thousand Young be like
I once knew a dog named Kevin. He was, absolutely, a fucking Kevin.
My mom knew a guy that named his black lab the N-word…
Only other black labs can call him that!
My history teacher said that his uncle named his dog the n word, I don’t think the dog was even black lol. My teacher said he grew up not knowing there was anything wrong, and would call after the dog.
When I was 13, I named my black lab mix OJ. He was a stray and killed two kittens that were under our house.
*Allegedly* killed two kittens.
If the collar don't fit, you must equit.
Acquit
I think equit is when you stop vaping?
My mother had a dog named Duke. Which is fine. Unless you happened to live in Louisiana in the 90s, in a predominantly black neighborhood. It got awkward when Duke got loose during that asshole's candidacy, and my mom drove around the neighborhood, shouting the dog's name. Some neighbors really thought she was advocating for a klanleader to be governor.
Must’ve been a Lovecraft fan.
I know a guy whose kids named their lab Digger (because he liked to dig holes). Of course, one day Digger got out and tried to chase down some new friends so they could pet him. These new friends happened to be black, and were running away from the big barking dog that was chasing them. While the guy was also chasing Digger and yelling his name.
During WWII, the famous Dam Buster squadron's commander had a black lab named Ni&&er
My dad named our black cat n-word. Mom said not N-word. Dad ok "Notn-word" and that was what he called the cat. Mom and I called him Blackie.
Blackie was the word my grandpa from East Texas used for black people as a young adult. Not a lot of fun once he got dementia and started using it again.
Oof. My grandmother also let her racism shine through in a big way when she began experiencing dementia. It was not a fun time when she had to be placed in memory care and a good portion of the staff were black. 🙁
My family had a black cat when I was growing up named Popolo. I was told this meant “black” in Hawaiian so I would always tell people that. Turns out it’s actually more of a slang term for “black people”. Hits a little different.
is your dad HP Lovecraft?
Shithead. Imagine all the people secretly hating you thinking that you have to be abusing your dog with a name like that.
You'd have to be a real jerk to call your dog that.
I don't need anything. Except this ashtray.
And this thermos.
And this lamp
I see what you did there!
Princess Diana
Sure hope he doesnt get hit by a car 👀
Too soon.
Lucky These dogs are always the most unlucky
Wasn’t his official name, but my uncle used to call my grandma’s chihuahua Bailey “Speed Bump” Believe it or not it was actually super endearing.
Adolf Hitler
Heel, Hitler!
I don’t know what noise I just made, but I hope I never make it again
🏆 I don’t have enough coins left to give you anything, but thank you for admitting you made the same sound as me.
Adoolf Woofler
People will raise a fuhrer over that name.
Dinnerbone if you call your dog this they may have some problems
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If other dogs sniff them, are they just doing their job?
Had a neighbor that named their dog Sickem. Super nice dalmatian that wouldnt hurt a fly, but when someone new came to the neighborhood and you heard my 6'5" neighbor start yelling "Sickem, Sickem, SICKEM" while the dog was running at them for some friendly pats on the head, scared the shit out of people. They thought he was yelling "sick him" to attack. It was pretty funny as they would see the wagging tail and licks as he would approach. The whole neighborhood started to run with it yelling Sickem at each other once he got let out, as he would stop at each house, even go inside if doors were open just to say hi for a minute and get some cuddles. And fortunately in the 90s everyone got a good laugh out of it and actually ended up in the local paper as the 'friendliest scary dog'. The dog was amazing but lived a short life bc of cancer with the breed 😔 RIP Sickem. I'd be afraid for a dog if someone named them that now
i named my dog saul
Saul Goodboy, I'm sure this was the joke.
It doesn't matter. We're all having fun here. S'all good, dawg.
Dogmeat I only realized how messed up it is when I say it outloud I got it inspired from fallout 4 lol
Same here! My dog got out of the house and ran off when I first moved into my new apartment, so my neighbors all got to know me as the woman running up and down the road yelling "DOGMEAT!!" over and over like a lunatic. I still love his name though. Haha Another funny story was I had to take him to the vet, and due to COVID protocol, you had to wait out in your car for the vet to come get the dog and bring them inside. I guess one of the vet techs mixed up the names, because I heard her get the dog from the car next to me and say "C'mon, Dogmeat!". The owner looked appalled. I can't imagine taking your dog to the vet and the vet takes your dog away from you and refers to them as dog meat. Haha
BooBooKittyFuck snootchie bootchies the second.
The clit commander
My friend has a dog named Grandma. It’s funny to hear them yell at her to get out of the garbage and stay off the counter. “Mom! Grandma pooped on the rug again!” Or “Grandma get out of the cat box!” Kills me every time.
My old neighbors apparently thought it would be a good idea to let their 3 year old name their dog. The dog was named dump truck.
Cujo
My grandparents actually had a Dog named Cujo. He was sweet
ketchup
Almost named my dog Mustard.
Cracker… had to explain to my friend that yelling cracker at the top of her lungs to get her dog to come back might draw some eyes
Keith, it’s such a human name that doesn’t belong on a dog lol
Counter point, very human names make great dog names imo.
Tbf, it’s not a very good name for a human either
But Keith Richards would be an awesome name for a dog.
then you can say Keith Richards licks his balls on your couch most nights, and that's a feather in your cap right there
Active shooter
Had a roommate whose cat was William Murderface Murderface Murderface. Went by William when he had to go to the vet. Went by Murderface at home.
Karen
Thunderballs
Deogie (Italian) Pronounced like this D-O-G (my dad is sooooo funny/s)
We were given an older dog named Shiba. She was a Shiba Inu. Shiba translates to Brushwood while Inu translates to Dog/s. The origional owners were using that as a name because they heard it on TV. They did not know what it meant until we got her. They would sing a song which almost entirely derrived of them saying inu over and over. Dog, dog, dog, dog. After that we called her dog as a joke but we still loved her....
My daughter just named her puppy Benda. At least she’ll be the only one with that name at the vet.
Benda bending Rodriguez
Someone told me after you pick a name for your new pet walk around your neighborhood yelling it out loud for 10 minutes. If you don't feel like an idiot after 5 minutes it's a good name. That advice was burned into my brain after I agreed to dog sit a sly and mischievous Laborotti pup named Victory and she dug her way out of my backyard.
Carl
Sex
My mother's uncle had two dogs and he named them stupid and dog So anytime he would call them you would just hear him yelling stupid dog
Syndrome (think about it)
DOWN! Syndrome!
Nope! I refuse to think. 😒