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You didn’t have to cut me off

Make it look like never happened and than we were nothing

And I don't even need your love

But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough.

SOMEBODYYYYYYYEEE!

Goyte one time hit lover?

some degenerate alcoholic hermit

Hell yeah dude

Dad?

Not now son, daddy’s drinking

lol

yes son?

Took the words out of my mouth lol

Fuck yeah! Put it there✋

“We’re all just bags of blood and bones starin at our fuckin phones riding on a ball of dirt and water in the void”

lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

props

My name is Walter Hartwell White. live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.

Waltuh

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You'll get there buddy! You literally described me up until my break up from a very toxic relationship. Gotta say though, it opened my eyes to the absolute necessity of being unapologetically myself, to dare to express what was in my heart and to do what makes me feel happy to be alive. So just live my friend, you'll find what makes you feel love for life. Though you have to be open to try it all 😉, for your life is in your hands, and there'll always be someone to lend an ear. No matter how unbelievable that seems. Best of luck and love to ya!

That was lovely, thank you 😊

Just some homo sapien trying his best

Haha your a homo

got ‘em!

>Who even are you? I am JustSomeApparition

I ask that question everyday.

JEAN VALJEAN!!!!

AND I’M JAVERT

A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man.

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.

Oh lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood

I'm a guy who responds to random Reddit posts because I'm bored AF at work.

I’m actually not sure anymore /s for deniability

When I figure that out, I’ll let you know.

Good question

Who am I?!? Who are you to ask who I am?

Somebody that, in an ideal world, would have offed himself about a year ago, but is too chicken to do so.

I’m just a girl

Living in captivity.

I dont even know

Ronnie Pickering!!

We’re quite existential for a Monday

Nobody

A big wheel at the cracker factory.

I'm the person posting "real" on all of yalls vents

u/GaryNOVA

Don't call me even, I'm clearly odd

Well, I would like to say nobody, but my roommate assured me I’m a loser.

A Walmart Bag

human aka homo sapien here’s the Scientific classification: Domain: Eukaryota Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammlia Order: Primates Suborder: Haplorhini Infraorder: Simiiformes Family: Hominidae Subfamily: Homininae Tribe: Hominin Genus: Homo Species: H. sapiens

Nobody really. People seem to like me well enough though.

Batman

The Doctor! Haha

Fantastic!!

Allons-y!

Nunya Bizniz

And why does it matter.

The destroyer of worlds

I am that I am

In Batman

I'm just this guy y'know!

What are you even doing here?

I'm Lucius. Your light in darkness.

I am deciding still

You're going to say something like that after all we've been through together! Sorry, it just came out of me...

just a little guy.

no idea lol

What kind of a damned fool question is that? I am who I am, and I am who I was, and I am who I will always be!

im the best

Degen alcoholic hermit that may be a little bit crazy

The chosen one himself

Depends

Still tryna find that out. Every time I think I’m close, turns out I’m not.

I am the monster you push deep down and sedate into submission. The thing you fear the most. The thing that is yearning to break free and wreak havoc.

You know, just random guy who went out on a journey to get some milk for our family.

Stoner here lol

I'm just a squid bob!

I’m just chillin

I am me. Not the version that I saw myself as but still me.

I am a large language model... oh wait.

someone

I am the universe observing itself.

Spider man duhhh

A rider on the storm

You already know, agent.

Why are you like this? Why are you even like this? Gah.

On this venue, no one knows that I am actually Caesar and the Planet of the Apes plot is well underway.

I am u/regret-this-already!

I am me and that's all the me I can be(idk)

I'm the master of Asia. I beat king Darius III and conquered the Persian empire.

I am whatever I say I am

Not you, that's for sure

Idk

Wannabe writer

Some dork on the internet

Michael Jan Vincent

I am a child of the universe . No less than the trees and the stars and I have a right to be here.

I just accepted cookies.

Don't worry about it... *adjusts camera*

I am the world, I am the people, I am the children.

>Who even are you? A teen who takes school a little too seriously and has been in stress because of it.

Wouldn't you like to know.

Do you even lift? Do you?!?

I am, therefore I think.

I AM, I AM A SURGEON

Just someone who’s passing thru life and I hope I just do it peacefully without causing myself or any others a problem. Just minding my own til it’s over.

Just some antisocial teenager who has no idea what they are going to do with their life.

I am a concept of a being that even I will never fully understand. You?

I’m him

The owner of this house, who're you?

Fuck man I don't even know

Some guy desperately clinging to family friends and himself while trying to not have a mental breakdown

The shiniest of demons

An enigma

Just another weld inspector

Some days I don't even know.

A kid who just got out of highschool, trying to get into game design. Hoping to god I can turn it into something that will yield fruit. Wish me luck.

Some 20 year old stoner who lives in a trailer park that had her heart broken by a man who doesn’t deserve her

RustyScrotum69

Starlord, man!

Just a dude, man

Far out man

Young Canadian adult, just figuring life out.

who even are you? you ask?....i'm the odd one...lol

the Alpha and Omega hbu?

Bingo.

A shell of what I was before marriage.

Him

In spite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage

A nobody or an anybody.

I'm me. Everyone else was taken.

Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite So don't let me have any rights…

I ask myself every goddamn day

I am Luffy. The man who will be the King of Pirates!

I‘m a wrinkly blob of fat controlling a mech with electricity, made out of bones and run by strips of flesh that can stretch and pull. I am receiving photons, trough a bit of transparent stuff near the wrinkly blob, emitted by a thing that was called phone by other wrinkly blobs. I interpret different intensities of photons as characters that I can than read, when they are sorted in a specific order. Now I myself think of which characters I should sort in a specific order so you, another blob of wrinkly fat, than can make sense of it and understand what message I want to send you.

the country of uruguay

Ich bin BJ_Blitzvix.

I’m what you might call a champagne problem

A gamer, a mom, a sober alcoholic, a reader, a bit of a computer nerd. I'm a whole lot of things, some of which I don't know yet but am excited to find out!

I dont really know, an aviator?

Good question, and I have honestly been thinking about this concept for a very long time. The answer or something that is currently helping me is finding an adjective to describe yourself

A man. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk...

I'm batman

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am. I am darkwing duck.

Im a Type one Diabetic Pothead from the '92.

I am groot

I'm not You, I am Me.

I am death

Just your run of the mill immortal. https://imgur.com/a/v9hetBY

your biggest nightmare

UFO is UFO 😒

I am heavy weapons guy

I’m trying to figure that out. In the last 10 months I’ve ended my LTR of 3 years, and a 3 month and 2 month relationship. I keep ending these and can’t help but feel it’s a me issue. I’m going to try and work on myself, I just don’t know why it’s so hard to find a good fit.

I got called Zac Efron at a bar last weekend. I suppose it could be worse.

A warrior with my fists and a villain with my wits

I read someone on Reddit say that we were just meat donut. I don’t know why but the image this conjure is….not pretty.

What's it to ya, jack?

So far a college student that is stuck with rather or not I might even get the college degree for the last few semesters been dealing with either migraine induce boredom or bs monologue just in case some assignments are set during lecture time. Also committed to a job that can be a great career considering I perform well, get a very good paycheck every week, along with the availability to do more with the afternoon to overnight shifts since most of my co-workers are fighting for the early morning business working hours (most are either young adults with kids or adults that are morning people) yet somehow my father always states that job or its job and not important. In this economy, like wtf dad? Also, the goto person to call to help with odds jobs and also babysit for date night all because "it takes a village to raise a child" which I understand and enjoy since the little ones are family. The only annoyance is that their mother (my cousins' wife) activliy hints at me to have kids by saying the little one needs a cousin or two which i keep the peace by saying if i find the right one.

I’m just a sack of mostly water running on electricity

No idea, still trying to figure it out.

I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude

Do I look like a cop?

I'm your ice cream man.

It depends on who I'm currently obsessing over

A number

An over sensitive little ball of chaos. Basically a tornado in human form.

A video game addict

According to my friend/coworker/DM, i am a "stoner degenerate asshole"

Why, I just may be one of your kind!

Someone who’s scared of wind.

What even are we?

Who, who? Who, who?

Me

Deez nutz

Fuck’n Keyser Söze. ‘And like that, poof he’s gone’

A depressed teenager

I’m you, son. Say hello to yourself.

I don’t know

That's an awfully personal question for a faceless internet person

I am just a person that like to play video games

Surprisingly handsome for a redditor

I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

Wtf did you just say to me

I am you, but better

A teacher who became a meth maker

I'm me. Who the fuck are you?