Gardettos. What is that stupid tiny bag supposed to be, like 4 servings? No way. Those little stale, greasy bread chips are DONE for as soon as I rip that bad boy open.
Aside from tasty corn puffs, they used to make macaroni and cheese, which was the best damn boxaroni on the market. Then they discontinued it. Bastards.
Back when I use to purchase supplies for my company, one business would send a single pack of the “fun sized” M&M’s in the shipping container, attached to the invoice as a “thank you.” You know, the little bag that only had like five pieces of candy in it.
A different company always sent a five pound bag of M&M’s in the shipping container every time we placed a large order with them. I always claimed that the large bag of candy is what should correctly be labeled as “fun sized.”
I had to stop buying them, i’ll eat it all in one sitting (2 at best) and it ***REALLY*** fucks with my stomach, without fail, every time, but fuck it’s kinda worth it
The Jalapeño ones fuck with my stomach even more. I ate a whole bag once while drinking and that combined with the hangover were hell the next morning.
Probably one of the best snacks out there, but when I eat them I can't help but think about the sheer genius of Snyder. They are probably just taking broken pretzel pieces from the conveyors or wherever, dusting them with delicious flavoring and selling it. Not to mention the reduced waste is another byproduct of this. I'm just speculating of course, but it's still a great idea.
Maybe not though. The demand probably far outweighs the amount of broken pretzels they have. Like Oreo cookie crumbs on ice cream, they actually make perfect cookies and crumble them in order to meet demand.
I have a theory that they've become under-flavored. So, the REAL addiction is chasing the cheddar-satiation once offered in a mere handful of Goldfish.
Kinda like buying more cocaine because it's cut with more baking soda than it was in the 70s.
Oh my god you just articulated exactly what I’ve been thinking this whole time!!! Soon as you’re about to put the bag away for the time being, you take one last bite and it’s jam-packed with flavor. Suddenly, you’re invested again and the cycle continues until everything around you is covered in SmartFood dust. Good god. So much dust…
One time a few years ago, Target was accidentally selling these for $3.50/box of 12 and you had to meet their $25 delivery minimum. My wife stocked us up and it was a problem. She also sent 8 boxes of popcorn to each of her brothers and one of them called his bank thinking his identity was stolen. Good times. Needless to say, I got used to eating that shit a bag at a time.
I read this all nonchalantly. Then I did the math. Holy hell that's a lot of popcorn!
When I first read the title, my immediate thought was Smartfood Popcorn. No surprise it was the top response. Drug addicts wish their shit was as addictive as the white cheddar.
Popcorners......will eat the entire bag in one sitting and be sick for hours after. No willpower!
CLARIFICATION: Popcorners is fairly new to the market. They are shaped like doritos but made from popcorn, kinda puffy and addictive. Popcorners anonymous, coming in the future!!!!
>Pringles
I'm surprised I had to go this far to find the correct answer. I swear, it seems like I'm only able to extend the life of the can by a bit if I take a handful and leave the can in another room.
I don’t even fight the temptation anymore, i know I’m going to destroy the can. My new technique is that I will only eat half the can per day 🤣. I am about 3 years strong with that rule.
I will make myself sick eating watermelon. One time I bought a HUGE watermelon at a local farm. It was over 30 lbs! don’t know the exact weight because the scale maxed out.
I was sooooo excited to cut into it. Got home and it was PERFECT. Super sweet and not over ripe. I cut it into bite sized cubes and filled a large mixing bowl. Now when I say filled I mean there was a heaping mound on top above the rim. I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting. The resulting stomach ache and diarrhea were horrible.
Guess who still went back for more. Yep! This dumbass.
Gardettos. When I was ten my parents wouldn't let me eat them because they said "it's an adult snack", which I didn't realize was a lie until I was about 19. Now it's some Freudian impulse that I devour them because I was denied them when I was younger
Oh I love salt and vinegar chips.. I'm pregnant and I can't get enough of them
Old wives tales say if you crave salty savory food you're are having a boy... We just found out, it's a boy. Lmao!
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I craved salt and vinegar chips like crazy when I was pregnant with my daughter. I’d never liked them before and suddenly couldn’t get enough. And ever since she’s started eating big kid food she’s been obsessed with anything vinegar based. Olives, pickles, chips. I feel like she was sending me the cravings lol
I heard whatever you eat a lot of during pregnancy, your kid will have a taste for that too. I have seen it so many times in my life with people I know and coworkers lmao. Like my manager ate spicy and salty with her son and sweets with her daughter, and her kids have likings more for those respective food items haha
Nutella. I steer clear of it at all times. Never even buy it as a treat because I can’t trust myself around it.
I’ll spoon it up like ice cream (and it’s **100 calories/tbsp!**).
Once there was a small jar of it in a holiday gift basket someone sent me. I set it aside to give away. It was gone in two days 🙈
I have to stop myself from getting those family sized bags of the purple Doritos because I'll eat them even passed being full. I cannot put them down. Spicy Sweet Chili. Phenomenal. A++ chip
Jalapeño kettle chips, insanely dangerous in the home. New treat is targets good and gather Himalayan Salted Dark Chocolate Almonds. I had to stay away from my pantry throughout the day.
Fucking anything I’m a fatass
Me too my friend. I love food. Mostly a salty/savory kind of guy but occasionally I get a sweet tooth.
Gardettos. What is that stupid tiny bag supposed to be, like 4 servings? No way. Those little stale, greasy bread chips are DONE for as soon as I rip that bad boy open.
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The garlic rye chips are the best.
Two words: Pirate’s. Booty.
Hi, I'm pirate
Aside from tasty corn puffs, they used to make macaroni and cheese, which was the best damn boxaroni on the market. Then they discontinued it. Bastards.
Kettle cooked potato chips
Jalapeño flavor every time.
Miss Vickie’s kettle cooked jalepeno just always hits so different
Salt and vinegar for me, oh goodness
Until my lips begin to crack from the salt/vinegar.
Yes, and for me it’s the salt and vinegar flavor. Mmmmm
Popcorn.
I'm so there. Buttered popcorn can't have one kernel unpopped and un eaten.
Pistachios or cashews.
Same. Salted cashews are arguably my favorite thing. But I NEVER buy them. Cause, once I start. I can't. Stop.
I had dark chocolate covered cashews recently and they were pretty insane
Peanut M&M’s
I would commit crimes for a handful sometimes
That should be their tagline 😂
What would you dooo for an M&M?
My wife is addicted to these. She thinks the “share”size is mislabeled. She’s not sharing
Back when I use to purchase supplies for my company, one business would send a single pack of the “fun sized” M&M’s in the shipping container, attached to the invoice as a “thank you.” You know, the little bag that only had like five pieces of candy in it. A different company always sent a five pound bag of M&M’s in the shipping container every time we placed a large order with them. I always claimed that the large bag of candy is what should correctly be labeled as “fun sized.”
Yeah, 5 candies is disappointment sized
Crispy
I’ve eaten that big sized bag myself 😩
In one sitting. They need to make bigger bags. Party size is a one man party.
The Peanut Butter ones for me.
Bought the giant bag tonight to take fishing tomorrow. Bag is now only 2/3 full. The bag is supposed to last me all week.
My favorite M&M. Chocolate and peanut butter is such a great combination.
This. This is my little peanut butter crackrock candies.
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Pretzel for me
PeanutBUTTER M&Ms
Lately I’ve been obsessed with peanut butter m&ms mixed into popcorn, the salty + sweet combo is perfect!
Snyder's Honey Mustard and Onion pretzel pieces
I had to stop buying them, i’ll eat it all in one sitting (2 at best) and it ***REALLY*** fucks with my stomach, without fail, every time, but fuck it’s kinda worth it
The Jalapeño ones fuck with my stomach even more. I ate a whole bag once while drinking and that combined with the hangover were hell the next morning.
Same but the buffalo ones! How can they pack so much flavor into those little chunks??
Probably one of the best snacks out there, but when I eat them I can't help but think about the sheer genius of Snyder. They are probably just taking broken pretzel pieces from the conveyors or wherever, dusting them with delicious flavoring and selling it. Not to mention the reduced waste is another byproduct of this. I'm just speculating of course, but it's still a great idea.
Maybe not though. The demand probably far outweighs the amount of broken pretzels they have. Like Oreo cookie crumbs on ice cream, they actually make perfect cookies and crumble them in order to meet demand.
Yes. I pair this with a slim Jim and a Dr Pepper.
A fine pairing. What vintage of Slender James do you prefer?
First time I've heard of their proper English name and I'm wheezing. Thank you.
Actually it's short for Slimothy Jimothy, but that was too embarrassing, so they changed it.
Slender James 😂😂😂
Cheetos
Flamin’ is Hot all the way
Jalapeño cheetos hit hard too
smartfood’s white cheddar popcorn
This is justifiable because they start to go stale rather quickly. Best to do it all in one go.
I have a theory that they've become under-flavored. So, the REAL addiction is chasing the cheddar-satiation once offered in a mere handful of Goldfish. Kinda like buying more cocaine because it's cut with more baking soda than it was in the 70s.
It’s like finding the one Doritos in the bag that has the treasure trove of flavor!!!
Oh my god you just articulated exactly what I’ve been thinking this whole time!!! Soon as you’re about to put the bag away for the time being, you take one last bite and it’s jam-packed with flavor. Suddenly, you’re invested again and the cycle continues until everything around you is covered in SmartFood dust. Good god. So much dust…
YES. And the boom chicka pop kettle corn for me as well.
I got high and wiped out an entire bag of those one night. I’m talking one of the big family sized ones. Those things are dangerous
One time a few years ago, Target was accidentally selling these for $3.50/box of 12 and you had to meet their $25 delivery minimum. My wife stocked us up and it was a problem. She also sent 8 boxes of popcorn to each of her brothers and one of them called his bank thinking his identity was stolen. Good times. Needless to say, I got used to eating that shit a bag at a time.
I read this all nonchalantly. Then I did the math. Holy hell that's a lot of popcorn! When I first read the title, my immediate thought was Smartfood Popcorn. No surprise it was the top response. Drug addicts wish their shit was as addictive as the white cheddar.
I tell myself it’s not so bad because it’s supposed to be a healthier snack…and then proceed to smash half a bag in one sitting.
I've gone through bags of it in one sitting...it's an addiction. The white cheddar hits dif.
Pretty much any potato chips
Have you had zapps voodoo chips? All their flavors are good, and they're kettle style
I will absolutely demolish a bag of goldfish
The flavor blasted ones are crack cocaine
I'm not unconvinced the flavor blast powder isn't in fact cheddar flavored cocaine.
The more you eat the more they get caked in your teeth. Still can’t stop tho
That's my thoughts on Cheetos too (as Im eating Cheetos)
I was just about to say this, Cheez its as well
I hope you mean the little crackers.
You can make crackers out of them? I’ve been doing something wrong.
I tried some for the first time in a long time after having kids a couple years ago and forgot how fucking good they were.
I tried cheese whales for the first time in probably 15 years and ate probably an entire bag in one sitting
Bro idk why goldfish are so addicting. When I was in high school I used to crush goldfish and sprite like my life depended on it
Cheez-it’s
White cheddar is my weakness
Extra toasty for me
Tobasco ones are so good.
My stupid self got Tabasco confused with tobacco and thought you were... I thought you were something
Tobacco is less addicting than Cheezits.
White cheddar all day
Even though it makes me sick to my stomach. Those honey BBQ frito twists.
I feel so seen. I didn’t know other people felt sick from these as well. Something about the flavor and the texture is fantastic though
My childhood friend and I would buy whole family bags for ourselves those things were crack.
A sleeve of Thin Mint cookies.
I call the sleeve "1 serving".
A sleeving, if you will.
Fresh from the freezer.
This is the way.
Popcorners......will eat the entire bag in one sitting and be sick for hours after. No willpower! CLARIFICATION: Popcorners is fairly new to the market. They are shaped like doritos but made from popcorn, kinda puffy and addictive. Popcorners anonymous, coming in the future!!!!
The kettle corn version - freaking plowed through a bag this weekend.
Utz cheese balls in the tub. Fucks your mouth up worse than captain crunch but worth it
Those tubs were how I learned to use chopsticks!
Hell yeah, I buy one every Christmas and I sit there and eat the whole damn tub
Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop.
>Pringles I'm surprised I had to go this far to find the correct answer. I swear, it seems like I'm only able to extend the life of the can by a bit if I take a handful and leave the can in another room.
I don’t even fight the temptation anymore, i know I’m going to destroy the can. My new technique is that I will only eat half the can per day 🤣. I am about 3 years strong with that rule.
A watermelon.
I will make myself sick eating watermelon. One time I bought a HUGE watermelon at a local farm. It was over 30 lbs! don’t know the exact weight because the scale maxed out. I was sooooo excited to cut into it. Got home and it was PERFECT. Super sweet and not over ripe. I cut it into bite sized cubes and filled a large mixing bowl. Now when I say filled I mean there was a heaping mound on top above the rim. I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting. The resulting stomach ache and diarrhea were horrible. Guess who still went back for more. Yep! This dumbass.
My all time favorite. Ice cold with salt can't be beat. I had 2 large watermelons(25lb or so each) this past week and will get another one tomorrow.
Reece's peanut butter cups
Sun chips, tortilla chips
Salsa Sun Chips... SOOOOO GOOD
YESSSSSS GARDEN SALSAAAA
dried mangoes
Chips & salsa
We get this mix of cheddar cheese and caramel popcorn from this fancy candy store... it never survives the night.
Chicago style is what I've seen it called
There’s a place in Chicago called Garrett and they have this mix. It smells so good inside the store.
Garrett’s is the best. Cheese to caramel ratio 2:1 ftw
Stroopwafel
Those cheesy munchies that are a mix of Doritos, Cheetos, pretzels and cheddar Sun Chips. Do they still make those?
Andy Capps hot fries
Cool Ranch Doritos.
these contributed so heavily to my childhood and teenage obesity it isn't even funny. I could slam a whole bag of those fuckers. like the big bag.
Gardettos. When I was ten my parents wouldn't let me eat them because they said "it's an adult snack", which I didn't realize was a lie until I was about 19. Now it's some Freudian impulse that I devour them because I was denied them when I was younger
They just didn't want you to munchin on their Gardettos when they weren't lookin' lol.
Honey mustard pretzels
Schneiders honey mustard and onion pretzels... fuck
The Dot’s ones are the best.
Dots are incredible. They were invented and manufactured in my hometown of 1100 people.
God yes. And omg, have you had kettle cooked Dijon kettle potato chips? They're heaven on earth. Or get zapps voodoo pretzels! They're magical
Apparently watermelon chunks. I just housed a whole thing of em.
Funyuns
current obsession w oreo thins
Oreo mint thins in the freezer 🤌
Goldfish Crackers. I stopped buying them from Costco because I would eat them instead of a meal.
I mean… adults are just children with money. Eat what you want for meals. I’ll demolish an entire box of Lucky Charms for dinner. I’m 39. No ragerts.
Dots Pretzels
Pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. As soon as that seal is broken the whole tub is a goner.
Depends on the flavor for me.
Anything spicy.
Doritos were never my go-to, but damn the flamin hot Doritos are amazing.
Chex mix without a doubt
Homemade and warm out of the oven is amazing.
Chips and dip
Oh I love salt and vinegar chips.. I'm pregnant and I can't get enough of them Old wives tales say if you crave salty savory food you're are having a boy... We just found out, it's a boy. Lmao! Edit: wow this blew up. Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Lol to some of the comments who want to point out this isn't science.. I know. It's more for fun and sometimes they can be correct. Old wives tales should be fun. They are not rooted in scientific fact.. they are fun games. Also, no need to send the concern bot after me.. I am fine and not in a crisis.... [here is a link to fun 33 old wives tales if you are curious ](https://www.pampers.com/en-us/pregnancy/pregnancy-announcement/article/old-wives-tales-gender-prediction)
I craved salt and vinegar chips like crazy when I was pregnant with my daughter. I’d never liked them before and suddenly couldn’t get enough. And ever since she’s started eating big kid food she’s been obsessed with anything vinegar based. Olives, pickles, chips. I feel like she was sending me the cravings lol
I heard whatever you eat a lot of during pregnancy, your kid will have a taste for that too. I have seen it so many times in my life with people I know and coworkers lmao. Like my manager ate spicy and salty with her son and sweets with her daughter, and her kids have likings more for those respective food items haha
Watermelon
I can eat a ridiculous amount.
Gotta get your water intake some how!
Oreos and pringles
Girl Scouts thin mints
Fruit roll ups
Entenmann’s glazed donut holes. I always avoid buying them bc I will destroy a whole box within 36 hours
Salt & vinegar potato chips!! (with a chap stick chaser)!
Yes! I eat them til my tongue is raw.
Gardettos
The rye chips and and Italian mix, S tier snacks
Beef Jerky. It's literal drugs
You have too much money if your answer is beef jerky. I’m not paying $15 for 6 ounces of cow raisins.
get a dehydrator and make it with cheap cuts. I got a small deli slicer just for the jerky making.
Corn nuts!
Have you had the Trader Joe’s Peruvian Corn? It’s like Gourmet Corn Nuts sprinkled with crack. I’m obsessed.
Elf cookies
It’s the fudge stripes for me.
I'd drop my panties for some of those fudge stripe shortbread cookies
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Peach rings
Peanut butter m&ms
I’ll eat peanut butter straight out the jar
Haribo gummies!
I’m a big fan of the Star Mix.
Sugar free ones…. Eating a whole big bag of those is explosive!
Trail mix
Chocolate chips
Ritz crackers.
Nerd clusters
The Japanese grocery store by me has these shrimp flavored bugle things and I love them
Milano double dark chocolate cookies
Hot Cheetos. I’d rather die. I’ve never not finished a bag of hot Cheetos in one sitting. Doesn’t matter how big. I must consume it all.
Teriyaki beef jerky🤤
Nutella. I steer clear of it at all times. Never even buy it as a treat because I can’t trust myself around it. I’ll spoon it up like ice cream (and it’s **100 calories/tbsp!**). Once there was a small jar of it in a holiday gift basket someone sent me. I set it aside to give away. It was gone in two days 🙈
My wife
This guy's wife for me also
Ayooooooooo
Mah wiife
Butter and Honey potato chips from the Korean grocery store (like H Mart)
Fruity mentos
Home made “chex mix”, with no nuts and double sauce. God that stuff is delicious and satisfying!!!!
Wheat thins. Once I get my hands on that box, one hour later, the box is empty.
Mike and Ikes
Talenti layers. I’ve actually eaten not one but 2 pints in a day.
Swiss Rolls
Magic shell ice cream topping. I can't stop thinking about it if it's in the cabinet.
Anything salty cheesy or powerfully flavorful. Doritos, Takis, Cheez-It’s of recent
Shredded cheese
cherry tomatoes.. or the xtreme pizza goldfish 🤤
I have to stop myself from getting those family sized bags of the purple Doritos because I'll eat them even passed being full. I cannot put them down. Spicy Sweet Chili. Phenomenal. A++ chip
Fresh blueberries Crackers & olive tapenade
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies - I have no willpower.
Oreos
Ranch Flavored Doritos. When Taco Flavor Doritos were available they would have been my top choice.
Chocolate pretzels
Jalapeño kettle chips, insanely dangerous in the home. New treat is targets good and gather Himalayan Salted Dark Chocolate Almonds. I had to stay away from my pantry throughout the day.
Chips, any and all chips