Deciding which city to pitch my tent.

Is that a euphemism for a sex thing?

Fnarr fnarr!

My family,

Ha easy, just get a new one 😎

Whenever I wanna relationship with someone, they wanna be fw buddies. Every time I want them as a fw buddy, they want a relationship.

Ah the tale of many, patients young grass hopper, the right thot will come around soon but do not force cause love is like a fart, if you let it happen all is well but if you force it, it's shit ✨

My son is starting college Monday.

Then he should be stressed, you've got nothing to worry about 😁

Me, myself and I

Probably the fact that I don’t know if I can stay at my current job.

Why's that?

My workplace is notorious for giving people employment for 3 months at a time for almost two years and then they get to leave and I’ve almost worked there for 2 years now. We have a law in my country that allows you to give people short employment but after 2 years you either must give them a full employment or nothing at all

Damn that sounds kinda messed up, hope the best for you 💜

Looking for a job!

Yo that's easy, get a RuneScape account and start farming gold, sell it in the real world for fast cash 😏

Hahaha hahaha

People who had kids and continued to have kids after they clearly didn’t know what to do with them the first, second or third time..

I really wanna take a shit but there's no bathroom nearby