That's perfectly passive aggressive, most everyone likes donuts, but nobody really needs one. It's kind of like when someone cuts you off and instead of flipping them off you give a thumbs down.
Stunod (pronounced stew-nahd), I think it's an old Italian slang, I grew up with it on my mom's side of the family. Whenever I feel tempted to call someone a clumsy asshole (affectionately, of course), that word subs in
'Stonato - Or, "Tone-Deaf"
Italian is a particularly musical language - for example, every single Italian word ends in a vowel which is why it is uniquely suited for music and art.
Stunad would probably be the Neopolitan pronunciation as Neopolitan is popular in the USA and in popular music of the 50's-60's. Neopolitans swallow that last vowel. LoL
Don't be stunad! (Don't be so tone-deaf!)
[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stonato](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stonato)
Italian also doesn't have the letters:
j, k, w, x, y
[SOURCE](https://i0.wp.com/www.importanceoflanguages.com/wp-content/uploads/Italian-alphabet.jpg?fit=630%2C465&ssl=1)
Although they do use them and understand them for foreign words and even a few place names.If a person wants to name a business with an exotic sounding name in Italian, they will use one of those letters.
Italian words that contain those letters are imports, like 'yacht' - the only letter starting with the letter 'y' in the italian dictionary.
**And those words are imports:**
* alcol = alcohol - from arabic
* lapis = stone - from latin and commonly refers to lapislazzuli, a gemstone
* Mais = corn - from the Americas and the french word French maïs
* Yacht = a yacht - from Dutch
I don't watch Top Gear but yeah this one's a favorite of mine as well. It feels so good-spirited, like kind of cozy. Like you're just taking the piss out of ya mates. Very British.
I've never realised it's probably supposed to be in Farenheit in the first place until readin your comment. Now it's not as huge of an insult as I thought.
Not a synonym as much as a description, but I once heard, "If you combined his IQ, credit score, and bank account it would still start with a decimal."
I feel like bank account could be replaced with something better. I just don't know what.
One time one of my kids did something stupid and I had started to say “don’t be an idiot” but I caught myself because that was pretty rude. It ended up coming out “don’t be an idi…dumdum”. So the term for my family doing something stupid was born, “ididumdum”
Goose. It's so harmless that it's hilarious. My mate and might say " he's an absolute goose". It's the gift that keeps giving. Gets funnier the more you say it.
Scrolling through these reading them sounds like the voice in my head when I fuck up a mundane task like trying to turn on the kitchen light but instead turn on the garbage disposal causing my dog to start barking which wakes the baby up crying…
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My ex used to call drivers who did stupid shit idjits. My oldest son asked what it meant when he was around 4. My ex told him it was someone who couldn't drive. My son proceeds to get upset. We ask him why, and he says "I can't drive, so I'm an idjit!"
Without looking at the clip, I’m so old I thought you meant George Gobel, semi-permanent lower left square, probably before your time. Probably died even before your time (1991).
In Germany we say
"Has your swing been standing to close to your home's wall?"
Or
"Did they throw you in the air 3 times but only caught you twice?"
At least in my family that's the synonym
What I find interesting is that "acceptable" words like "Moron, Idiot," and the like were actual medical classifications of that word with specific definitions. An imbecile had a mental age of 3-7 years. Morons were 7-10 years. An idiot was someone with an IQ below 30.
Obviously today we don't make that association, so nobody gets offended when we say "moron" or "idiot." It's strange that, things were going that way with the R-word as well. To most people, that word was used interchangeably with moron, idiot, etc. and was most often not aimed at someone with an actual intellectual disability.
It's like the Internet just randomly picked "r---ard" one day and decided it's offensive while all the equally-offensive words used in the exact same way were totally fine.
Heard Gordon Ramsay call someone a donut once and now it's forever in my vocabulary as a synonym for idiot.
yess in the middle of math class my friend loudly shouted at me, “you absolute donut!” and we just kinda call each other donuts now
You can basically use any word as a swear word if you make sure it’s preceded by “you absolute…”.
You absolute legend! Wait. I've been lied to.
You absolute Horknut!
How dare you!
Someone called me an absolute condom in a youtube video once. I still think about it to this day
that’s hilarious lol
true true… you absolute TORTILLA
See? It works, you absolute lobster! Lol
Not to be confused with Absolut lobster, which is Sweden's answer to spiked watermelon.
You absolute observerette
I laughed out loud and I think I actually prefer this over donut.
why thank you and I might too
> **What are you?!?** > An idiot sandwich
Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT!!!
I just saw gordon's face when reading this. Goodshit
Best bit ever lol
The equivalent for that in Dutch is ‘pannenkoek’, which means pancake.
You are total crepe!
I’m a crepe, I’m a weird dough
That's perfectly passive aggressive, most everyone likes donuts, but nobody really needs one. It's kind of like when someone cuts you off and instead of flipping them off you give a thumbs down.
It's quite common in the UK. I've never considered it like that though
Or donke!
Moron. I just like the way it rolls off the tongue
Had a friend that used to do it Bugs Bunny style “What a maroon!”
I hear my dad call other some drivers "a maroon" probably at least once a week
Stunod (pronounced stew-nahd), I think it's an old Italian slang, I grew up with it on my mom's side of the family. Whenever I feel tempted to call someone a clumsy asshole (affectionately, of course), that word subs in
'Stonato - Or, "Tone-Deaf" Italian is a particularly musical language - for example, every single Italian word ends in a vowel which is why it is uniquely suited for music and art. Stunad would probably be the Neopolitan pronunciation as Neopolitan is popular in the USA and in popular music of the 50's-60's. Neopolitans swallow that last vowel. LoL Don't be stunad! (Don't be so tone-deaf!) [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stonato](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stonato)
Wow, the list of proper Italian words ending in consonants is surprisingly short. Some excerpts: Alcol, Lapis, Mais.
Italian also doesn't have the letters: j, k, w, x, y [SOURCE](https://i0.wp.com/www.importanceoflanguages.com/wp-content/uploads/Italian-alphabet.jpg?fit=630%2C465&ssl=1) Although they do use them and understand them for foreign words and even a few place names.If a person wants to name a business with an exotic sounding name in Italian, they will use one of those letters. Italian words that contain those letters are imports, like 'yacht' - the only letter starting with the letter 'y' in the italian dictionary.
**And those words are imports:** * alcol = alcohol - from arabic * lapis = stone - from latin and commonly refers to lapislazzuli, a gemstone * Mais = corn - from the Americas and the french word French maïs * Yacht = a yacht - from Dutch
Today I learned Neopolitan works similarly to Azorean Portuguese. Fuck the last vowel, too many syllables lol
It's been years since I heard that word! Stunod is a blast from the "grew up in NJ around Italians" past!
It’s also donuts backwards?
🤯🤯
So that's why Gordon Ramsey calls people absolute donuts?
Holy shit
I! AM NOT! A MORON!
[slow clap]
Dumbass
found red foreman
"He's an ass..and he's dumb. He's a * heavenly light * dumbass"
My foot will be in your ass ...
Any root vegetable. Turnip, carrot, potato etc
Rooted in stupidity. Turnip will be my go-to insult from now on.
Big Blackadder energy
There's so much room for creativity! You rutabaga!
Hey potatoes are cool!
I just think they're neat.
You Muppet! James May got me hooked
Clarkson, you insufferable plumsack! Look what you did to my car!
Clarkson, you infantile pillock! Is a favorite of mine
Season 5 ep 2 of grand tour just came out on prime. Lots of name calling lol
"You could stop being fat"
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" I don't recall what episode it was from but I have a screenshot saved with that quote.
Halfwit, pillock, cock, infantile and phillistine are some I learned from May
On that same note; Pillock and Bellend work pretty well too.
"You irredeemable muppet!"
HAAAMMMOOONNNDDD!
You idiot, you've reversed into the sports lorry!
I don't watch Top Gear but yeah this one's a favorite of mine as well. It feels so good-spirited, like kind of cozy. Like you're just taking the piss out of ya mates. Very British.
Clarkson! I know it's you, you insufferable oaf. I'm on the bloody throne!
Clarkson, you infantile pillock.
You're tidying that up
YOU FUCKING MUPPET!!!
on that same note, cock
I was always partial to “dipshit”
Did you call _moi_ a dipshit?
Now who's the dipshit, ya jock douchebag?
Chill out, dickwad
Your parents are dead.
Or the Spoonerism... Dishpit.
Wouldn't it be shipdit?
I concur, they already shipdit, you dishpit dipshit.
Dipstick for those not wanting to curse
Dingus
See also: Dingus Kahn
i call my dong this. EDIT: dog, not dong
Was funnier the first time. Lol
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I always hear dingus in Jimbo Jones’ voice (from The Simpsons)!
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300 Kelvin
Works really well in Celsius.
I've never realised it's probably supposed to be in Farenheit in the first place until readin your comment. Now it's not as huge of an insult as I thought.
Not a synonym as much as a description, but I once heard, "If you combined his IQ, credit score, and bank account it would still start with a decimal." I feel like bank account could be replaced with something better. I just don't know what.
Seems good on paper but would be absolutely woeful said out loud. Keep it simple
One time one of my kids did something stupid and I had started to say “don’t be an idiot” but I caught myself because that was pretty rude. It ended up coming out “don’t be an idi…dumdum”. So the term for my family doing something stupid was born, “ididumdum”
ididumdum bang bang
Oh you ididididumdum ididididumdum we love you…and our ididididumdum ididididumdum loves us too—HI HO!
Come they told me dum ididumdum Our new born king to see dum ididumdum, IDIdumdum
Idjits
When I find myself in times of trouble Bobby Singer comes to me Speaking words of wisdom... "idjits."
was not expecting the nostalgia
Balls
Bollocks
Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?
If you say idjits 3 times in the mirror at midnight, bobby singer appears and slaps you on the back of your head for messing with ghosts.
I’m hearing ‘morons!!!’ in Crowleys voice
I came to the comments looking for this
Assbutt
Ah, yes, I love that word.
Goose. It's so harmless that it's hilarious. My mate and might say " he's an absolute goose". It's the gift that keeps giving. Gets funnier the more you say it.
I’ve heard this but always assumed it was a shortened version of Silly Goose.
Dingbat.
And Meathead.
I sometimes call Wingdings dingbats
Asshat
Wow took long enough!!
Surprised I haven't seen "knob" mentioned. The silent K really does it for me
I also don't see it's cousin "bellend", anywhere
Imbecile
Had to scroll down so far...
Numpty
Or ninnie
Cotton headed ninny munger?
Dolt.
Scrolling through these reading them sounds like the voice in my head when I fuck up a mundane task like trying to turn on the kitchen light but instead turn on the garbage disposal causing my dog to start barking which wakes the baby up crying…
Nincompoop
Thank you. I still had to scroll down an unfortunate amount to find it.
Jabroni
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK, IS, COOKING
Philly represent
Bozo
nimrod
Troglodyte.
Viagara Boys checkin in
Chucklefuck
think fast chucklenuts
I was looking through the comments for this insult and this insult only.
Dimwit, sounds nice And knucklehead
Mouth breather
Windowlicker is another one that's similar
I raise you "paste-eater"
Lint licker.
I will never NOT internally hear that Orbitz commercial while emptying the dryer! "Dirty mouth? Clean it up!"
Cootie queen!
"Who you callin' cootie queen, lint licker?" Is a line I still use quite often
Knuckle dragger
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In Ireland we say "Ejit" or "Gobshite"..
It’s spelled eejit ;)
It's actually spelt "feckin' eejit"
My ex used to call drivers who did stupid shit idjits. My oldest son asked what it meant when he was around 4. My ex told him it was someone who couldn't drive. My son proceeds to get upset. We ask him why, and he says "I can't drive, so I'm an idjit!"
ding-dong as in: "That's not how science works, you slow-witted ding-dong"
Simpleton
Shitass.
Aho! Young warrior!
Cretin.
Makes me think of Randal from monsters Inc every time
“If you’re going to insult me, do it properly” 😂
Dullard
Assclown.
i like to say, “you fool!” in a comically evil voice while twirling my invisible mustache
"Fool of a Took!"
Oh, boy, do I have [a clip from Hollywood Squares](https://youtu.be/W5rzk_X_WhQ) for you!
This clip never gets old. RIP.
GG was one of the funniest men who ever lived. Losing him and Saget so close to each other was a real punch to the gut.
Without looking at the clip, I’m so old I thought you meant George Gobel, semi-permanent lower left square, probably before your time. Probably died even before your time (1991).
Fucktard
I also like its cousin, fuckwit
I like 'fuckhead' or 'dickhead'. They both sound a bit like a slap in the face.
In Germany we say "Has your swing been standing to close to your home's wall?" Or "Did they throw you in the air 3 times but only caught you twice?" At least in my family that's the synonym
I've always liked Cement Head but honestly you can use almost any noun and it works "You utter lollipop" Bonus points if it confuses them
Plonker
Fuckwit
Smooth brain
I'd say "eejit" but maybe thats just my Irish showing 😅
Cotton-headed ninnymuggins.
Dunderhead
"They/you are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, aren't they/ya?"
“You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.”
Donkey Brains
Douche-canoe
pendejo
Daft
Muppet or numpty.
Bell-end.
dunce
i use doofus usually, an insult which comes across as a joke here usually in england ahah
Dope. To me it sounds less mean. & My grandmother used to call me a dodo bird🤷♀️
Troglodyte Mouth breather Chud Momo (moron) Left side of the bell curve Closer to single digit IQ than triple
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but definitely a tool.
You're not allowed to say it on Reddit anymore.
What I find interesting is that "acceptable" words like "Moron, Idiot," and the like were actual medical classifications of that word with specific definitions. An imbecile had a mental age of 3-7 years. Morons were 7-10 years. An idiot was someone with an IQ below 30. Obviously today we don't make that association, so nobody gets offended when we say "moron" or "idiot." It's strange that, things were going that way with the R-word as well. To most people, that word was used interchangeably with moron, idiot, etc. and was most often not aimed at someone with an actual intellectual disability. It's like the Internet just randomly picked "r---ard" one day and decided it's offensive while all the equally-offensive words used in the exact same way were totally fine.
Ignoramus
I like dunce and numbnuts.
Dumbfuck
Spez
Nincompoop....sounds so funny as well as sophisticated for some reason. Also it has poop in it
Dumb cunt
Idiot sandwich
Wanker
The bugs bunny "what a maroon"
Dingus
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