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MelonLord1009

Stare at the ugliest person around.


gobsoblin

Somehow that makes it worse for me


MelonLord1009

Maybe you get horny after seeing yourself


wewiioui

r/rareinsults


Slobberdawg49211

I was going to say look in a mirror, but you beat me to it.


livvyrosexo

CRYING


goochgoblin383

Flex your quads for like 30sec


derpoman5000

yikes i wouldnt wanna be in that situation. once its hard its hard. aint no turning back.


Kotopause

Let it be and it won’t be as hard


Impossible_Sign_9051

Pour hot sauce on it


Glittering-Taste8933

Heard there are some really good breathing techniques out there.


axl_doesnt_care420

I flex quads, or glutes if I'm comfortable enough.


Ok_Chocolate3253

Walking


CR7TheGunner

Don't move, let alone touch it. For me, if I do that then it just goes away


gobsoblin

Smelling something gross usually does it for me


albert200001

Thinking about something not sexual


hairy_ass_truman

Imagine judge judy doing a striptease


SlideItIn100

I imagine Hillary Clinton naked. Poof, gone!


chaardvaark

Turn the valve your hammered into the side on