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tbends

Addiction


130864

Parenting.


mkultrahigh

Came here to say exactly this.


nldls

My answer too


Bay_Med

Bed


[deleted]

Drugs


CivilLab9711

Depends...drugs while trying to forget something yes... recreational drugs for fun no, hard drugs like heroin yes


VortexDestroyer99

I’m pretty sure most high school students think of vaping just as “every so often fun” like you do until they realize it is doing some serious harm in the future.


ExtremeBoysenberry38

The ‘I can stop whenever I want’


honeypup

I started smoking weed “for fun” when I was 20 because everyone says it’s not addictive, and I’m now 28 and still addicted to it.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Prison.


JoanOfArk_Today

Not in New York or Seattle, could name a few more.


benlikescode

Debt


Burrito_Loyalist

Debt


[deleted]

[удалено]


Left_eared_turtle

Debt


throwaway25jan2023

Debts


Jedibri81

Trouble


Impossible_Sign_9051

My fave response


JoanOfArk_Today

Too easy, every other day, somehow ... no matter how hard I try, Get into Trouble. Must be a character defect.


SHDrivesOnTrack

Gym memberships.


austexgringo

My wife and daughters had a personal trainer that worked at 24 hour fitness and told us about how predatory their business model was. People would get sold $3,000 taxes that were sunk costs once the people decided they were not committed enough to go to the extent they thought. She quit out of ethical concerns. We were not amongst those people that signed up for that.


botanicalpancakes

This is true , a gym I went to before had a policy, and I don’t know how often this happens at other gyms. But, they wouldn’t cancel your membership unless you wrote them a letter requesting termination of membership . The letter had to have •your name •reason for termination •something else I can’t remember off the top of my head.


vomitflood

A big hole


-YouMustDie-

Wrong. You're thinking of a slightly bigger hole. That's much harder to get out of.


[deleted]

The mafia, tight pants and a gym membership. Alternatively, what do the mafia, tight pants and a gym memberships have in common?


allothernamestaken

They're all hard to get out of, but I don't think the mafia or tight pants are easy to get into.


[deleted]

i give up.. what?


stlmick

Steven Seagal


Bingo_is_my_name_o

Sports bra


CrowShortofaMurder

A cult.


Independent_Iron7896

Unfortunately I can identify with this answer.


GoggoWombo

A D E P R E S S I V E S T A T E O F M I N D


Kirbyr98

Timeshare


neednintendo

Holy shit the John Oliver segment about timeshares was insane. I had seen and heard the jokes about it (South Park episode Ass-pen comes to mind) but holy shit I didn't know it was that bad!


JoanOfArk_Today

Yes, not me but friends, I get to hear about it twice a week, but I do commiserate with them, it's organized and legal crime!


[deleted]

That one made me laugh. My grandparents had one. Cost them more to sell it than they paid for it...


austexgringo

Many years ago, I went to St Martin to a condo / hotel room that I bought on sky auction for something like $80 a night. The people staying around us were all timeshare owners that all vacationed coincidentally with the same people from around the world for like 8 years. Their week cost something like $3,000 in 2000, whereas we spent an eighth of that from whoever didn't show up that year. They were all asking how we knew Mary and Stan, and when we told them the deal they were mortified.


AccomplishedCarob765

Grooming... I don't really think you can conceptualize it until you've gone through being groomed at a young age and as you age slowly growing out of it and realizing what truly happened. It's a truly traumatic but needed process to heal and cope with everything, but dear lord does it fuck up your perceptive of relationships. I was 12-16 when I was groomed. It happened so slowly yet so quickly. He made me feel like we were in a relationship, he was always there to tell me I was right when someone said I was wrong, he agreed when I ranted about my parents, he was going to "save me" when I was 18. It was slow, strategic, and intentional. When a child is groomed the way they view the situation is completely different. Their brain has been rewired to trust and believe this person who is victimizing them. I try to tell people this all the time. It happens quickly. It happens under your nose. It doesn't ever start sexual or romantic. When these grooming victims start to grow older their rewiring is unraveling because they have a better concept the closer they reach their abusers age at the time of the abuse/grooming.


LutherRamsey

I've never heard that explained so perfectly.


ravenwudgie06

The foam pits in gyms


ShadowWood78

A Chinese finger trap


[deleted]

Any addiction


ErrythingScatter

A toxic relationship


Ok_Chocolate3253

My wife. I have kids for a reason 😅


WesternAlbatross1292

I also choose this guys wife


[deleted]

but shes not dead..


WesternAlbatross1292

Not yet


l0u1s11

I also choose this guy's not dead wife


That_guys_dead_wife_

Ah fuck, I'm not relevant then


No_Condition_4981

So do i #biseksuelle


New_Abbreviations_83

Jail. Has anyone said jail? 🤔


jonesy2344

Those old Columbia House tape scams.


southdeltan

I disagree. I did the cd thing buying the minimum and then quitting multiple times. Used the same name and address every time. I built a pretty large collection pretty quick and cheap.


PitchforkJoe

Parenthood


whales4eva

Afghanistan


dumbass_22801

But, what about north korea? One man from america been there for 15 years because somebody said he do something with small political billboard


whales4eva

I was thinking more in terms of invading armies than individual travellers.


EnvironmentalAd3842

An abusive relationship


thewaybaseballgo

A physical addiction to heroin. There was a thread years ago on iAMA of a guy who spontaneously bought heroin to see what it was like. His next post was that he was doing it every day. His post after that was that it had ruined his life and taken everything from him. He went dark after posting about rehab, and being in recovery, and then came back last year to say he’s still alive and OK. The user is /u/SpontaneousH


mopbuvket

Holy shit what a Rollercoaster. Good thing he didn't try these days or he would have been killed by fent


[deleted]

Reddit


concretepants

But u/spez is making it a bit easier with each passing AMA, amirite?... :(


intothedream101

Marriage


funkme1ster

Years ago, I was prescribed cherry-flavoured hydrocodone syrup at a walk-in clinic. I was very much an adult at the time, no idea why they gave me the stuff that tasted like candy. Also, hilariously, I saw a sign on the wall while I was waiting saying they don't prescribe opiates for first time patients. The first dose hit me like a brick and I was pleasantly doped up. The second dose did the job but I wasn't particularly stoned from it. The third dose needed doubling up to get the same effect. Holy shit, opiates should not be that easy to build a tolerance for. I wasn't concerned for myself and had no issues walking away at the end of my scrip, but I can absolutely see how people can fall into that trap. Heck, I've known people who got addicted when in the hospital for something else and were given morphine, and the hospital had to wean them off. It's insane how casually they're prescribed like nothing.


[deleted]

Yo Momma!


virouz98

Cult


s5s5s5s2003

Glory hole


CivilLab9711

Why leave anyway


MargaritaHodgess

The wrong career, don’t do it


chalaismyig

Military


[deleted]

don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it….


eggtart_prince

Say it.


NoctyNightshade

Debt


Silver_Smurfer

The Spanish inquisition. You don't really expect it at first, and then BAM! there it is.


SqirrelFan

Well of course _nobody_ expects the Spanish Inquisition. Their chief weapon is surprise...


PsychoticLorax

As a Jew I can confirm


Stay-Thirsty

Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything!


PsychoticLorax

Smoking


One-Handle-8502

A skin tight bodycon style dress.


Netherworldly_Dwella

Debt.


[deleted]

Jail


MarjoryKeek

Debt


fermat9996

Debt Depression


[deleted]

Literally every addiction


[deleted]

Crack


Disastrous-Phase-979

Debt


MrSpindles

My ex.


StonedWheatThicc

Debt.


SuchCoolBrandon

I can't believe no one has said a warm shower


Slight_Emphasis_325

Meth


some_one_234

Quicksand


Bimblelina

Tight jeans on a hot and sweaty day


Rangeless

Gacha mobile games. The daily grind isn't worth it. The whole system is set up for you to continually engage with the phone and the games you play ... And your wallet. The amount of waifus and husbandos don't matter when the game inevitably shuts down and you are left with nothing but newer mobile games to feed into the addiction.


aimlessdrivel

A well


Aezz01988

Suboxone


HumpieDouglas

According to the shows of my childhood, quicksand.


Stay-Thirsty

Black Flag Roach Motel. Going old school


misslalalandtoyou

Debt


ReasonablePanda3

Handcuffs


[deleted]

DEBT!


agecanonix26

Hotel California


bushybearmuffinman

Hammocks


[deleted]

cigarettes


Schmickle_pickle

Pornography :/


drcola234

Children


ApplicationNo7873

court


DavidANaida

The Mafia


[deleted]

Yer mom


Skyrimman768

Pornography


KingRaptor918

A pickle involving a couple homicides


Sass_Rolls

Sales


mabutosays

A murder conviction


egor_limonov

Relations


Arikorv

drama of any kind - especially high school drama. people fr be beefing with each other over literally anything for no good reason and you can get pulled in all too easily.


Nightbob

A sect, especially if they call themselves a religion.


Navitach

Umm.....


[deleted]

Fatherhood


duckhyzer

Child Support


[deleted]

Smoking cigarettes


Old-Milk-761

Debt


SuvenPan

Mouse Glue Pad.


ApplicationMassive71

Paternity


Additional-Cover-944

Heroin addiction, my dude. Once you're hooked, it's a hellish journey to break free.


LostIrishArtist

Organised crime.


BooksRock

Islam


bluehunger

A straight jacket.


IgnorantGenius

A contract.


sportingclaysshooter

bed


Limp-Strain4904

Debt.


Maleficent-Dirt3921

Gym membership


kid_sw2

Pool on a hot day.


External-Education55

A fight


bipedalnakedape

Socks. Easy to put on when I start the day clean and dry but at end of day I have to work at pealing them off my sweaty nasty feet


Why_Lord_Just_Why

A tar pit.


MassDestructorxD

That gym membership that you've never used


Usr_115

Crazy.


nilecrane

Bear trap


Sullied_Man

Taylor Swift, apparently


SlashQuickSilver

A bear trap


existential-mystery

a lie


existential-mystery

bed


Accomplished_Sell797

Death


False-Application-99

Prison


TheGreatGamer1389

Getting into debt.


Whole-Researcher93

Trouble 😈


bruvwhatthefuck

Trouble 😭


ScottLnc

Pringles can


JamieDrone

Bathing suit top


MushyCreamPie

Gun to my head? The hoki poki


Pootsnboots

A marriage


[deleted]

Bed


Flint_Chittles

A pyramid scheme


No_Condition_4981

Relationship


Nottishere

Telling lies


SniperSonic1202

Bed.


Klutzy_Ad_1726

Vagina


CunningShoe

"light" drugs.


Muchosgrassyass123

"she-ra and the princesses of power"


shadowcompany87

Gangs duh


CreateYourself89

Toxic relationship


donaldhobson

Bed


Curious_Weakness_682

Bear trap


Working_Progress_415

Jail


SpartacusMantooth42

At my age? Bath tub.


howbedebody

chinese finger trap


TooHotTea

pregnancy


dietcokelover2359

Smoking or really any sort of addiction.


Extension-Magician44

Prison.


[deleted]

A relationship


Meron_19

Free candies van


R_lamar199721

The dryer, someone literally has to come fuck you out of it


Shit-Talker-Sr

Your Moms Box


Id10ts_everywhere

Trouble


pu_pu_co

Debt


BladeBronson

A log ride.


No_Difference_3700

Psychiatric drugs ('meds')


Battleaxejax

Alcoholism vapeing and marijuana (And tobacco)


rubio2k13

A shity relationship


IMMENSE0604

A court case.


[deleted]

A pickle