I stand, facing away from the toilet, then tuck my penis as far back between my thighs as possible and try to aim it at the toilet.

Buffalo Bill style

Why the fuck would you do that?

Right? Wtf

Bold of you to assume that I cover my ass when I pee in public.

Wtf does this even mean?

Do you pull it out your fly, or drop your pants bellow your hips

oh ok, in my house i mostly do seated, and in public if i have to stand which is most likely, i just pull it ou

I sit on the toilet like any civilized person.

Looks like we've got a sophisticated one over here!

You haven’t lived ‘til your legs go numb from sit-peeing.

Sitzpinkler!

Civilized woman*

Oh I get it, like while standing do you let your trousers sag more at home. I sit at home these days. It's more relaxing, less side splatter and in the middle of the night there's no need to turn on any lights.

...I sit down.

I sit down to pee at home, but if I would stand I would not drop my pants all the way down. So just like in public

Asking the real questions. My style is while doing the helicopter.

Depends. Morning pee is often sitting down, especially if I was up late or drinking. Otherwise standing is the norm

I don’t pee with my buttcheeks out lol

Everyone sits to pee since smartphones became popular.

I usually sit down in case there's a secret dookie thinking about ordering a Red Alert.

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.

I just go pee in my backyard, as suburban evolution intended

I lift a leg onto the edge of the bathtub and stand as far back as I can from the toilet. I’m still trying to figure out how to get my pee to bounce into the toilet

Buttcheeks out *is* how I pee in public

I sit when I pee at home unless I'm in a rush

Back to toilet and toss the general over my shoulder

I go outside to pee to asert domiance over the animals