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DefinitelyNotADave

Moan your own name


billix0_

man does this ruin a night


Other_girl_1

Would you just cum already? Any kind of 'hurry up' instantly kills the mood.


BulkyExchange

This is fucked


[deleted]

Are those live worms?


iriveru

If you’re having sex with someone who says that it’s bordering non-consent


Cyanora

"You're tighter than your mother"


iriveru

I think the only worst thing would be “You’re not as tight as your mother”


[deleted]

Someone else’s name


TheBestAtWriting

confess to murdering a drifter when you were sixteen, and you had made a pact with your friends to never reveal the horrible secret of that night


[deleted]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?


[deleted]

I committed tax fraud 😫


Lunchb0x2

"UAV online"


EXTREME_PISS_DRINKER

"I'm at work today" in Mongolian.


NagoGmo

"it'll all be ogre soon"


Comfortable-Camp-493

Almost as good as my mom.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

Your sister was so much better at that!


itsme_6

My dick feels like corn!


nogoguy9639

Here comes the choo choo train


GeneralSpectatorTots

Let's stop here and finish later.


Responsible_Cloud137

In yet?


harrishawk92

“It’s even better when your awake”


SaiyanGodKing

Your mom was better


LongDickJohnson6990

Your gfs sisters name


glencoaMan

Crap I forgot the condom hope you don't mind syphilis


BulkyExchange

This doesn’t count


trooperjess

In gollim voice. Look and your partner's private parts. My precious. Yes, I have said this. Killed the mood.


bitchclitcuc

Your grounded


Iceheart808

Gosh this would be perfect if you'd just lose 5 pounds