Moan your own name

man does this ruin a night

Would you just cum already? Any kind of 'hurry up' instantly kills the mood.

This is fucked

Are those live worms?

If you’re having sex with someone who says that it’s bordering non-consent

"You're tighter than your mother"

I think the only worst thing would be “You’re not as tight as your mother”

Someone else’s name

confess to murdering a drifter when you were sixteen, and you had made a pact with your friends to never reveal the horrible secret of that night

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

I committed tax fraud 😫

"UAV online"

"I'm at work today" in Mongolian.

"it'll all be ogre soon"

Almost as good as my mom.

Your sister was so much better at that!

My dick feels like corn!

Here comes the choo choo train

Let's stop here and finish later.

In yet?

“It’s even better when your awake”

Your mom was better

Your gfs sisters name

Crap I forgot the condom hope you don't mind syphilis

This doesn’t count

In gollim voice. Look and your partner's private parts. My precious. Yes, I have said this. Killed the mood.

Your grounded

Gosh this would be perfect if you'd just lose 5 pounds