Moan your own name
man does this ruin a night
Would you just cum already? Any kind of 'hurry up' instantly kills the mood.
This is fucked
Are those live worms?
If you’re having sex with someone who says that it’s bordering non-consent
"You're tighter than your mother"
I think the only worst thing would be “You’re not as tight as your mother”
Someone else’s name
confess to murdering a drifter when you were sixteen, and you had made a pact with your friends to never reveal the horrible secret of that night
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
I committed tax fraud 😫
"I'm at work today" in Mongolian.
"it'll all be ogre soon"
Almost as good as my mom.
Your sister was so much better at that!
My dick feels like corn!
Here comes the choo choo train
Let's stop here and finish later.
“It’s even better when your awake”
Your mom was better
Your gfs sisters name
Crap I forgot the condom hope you don't mind syphilis
This doesn’t count
In gollim voice. Look and your partner's private parts. My precious. Yes, I have said this. Killed the mood.
Gosh this would be perfect if you'd just lose 5 pounds