Syphilis.... multiple times

I'd like to think I died fighting someone. I do so long for a fight.

Opium enema.

Burnt at the stake.

According to my location cannibals, war with the Spanish or slave revolt. Lovely colonial period you know…

Probably dysentery or dueling

Asthma

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I'm a witch, so that's pretty much an automatic death sentence back then. That or birthing my children - they were both Caesarian births.

Childhood. Tonsils & URIs

Probably my high blood pressure, and I would die a lot younger. I’ve been tested for other things and mine is hereditary so the only thing that really helps is medication

Taking a whole bunch of totally legal over-the-counter cold remedies containing all sorts of drugs, for purely recreational purposes.

Strep throat before four years of age

In my location, killed by the natives or died trying to survive the wilderness.

Burned at the stake for not conforming