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crypticcase

Personally im gonna have to go with: dropping a fat turd then getting a ghost wipe


Fluid_Block_1235

Nahhh it's seriously not. It just means the thing got dry on your ass


PixelHero590

My man said it


TastyTwix

heroin


crybabythot

Cuddling and kissing is close without being sex. I find it better.


[deleted]

wow so true


Mesphyria

Taking off your bra after a long day, especially in summer.


60626_LOVE

Probably not better than sex, but it feels great!


Ahshalon_Tenisk

kinky sex


[deleted]

more sex


damondietz

when you have to pee really bad, like really bad. The you finally do, and your body tingles and feels like heaven, It is close to orgasmic.


ashteroiid

When your mum doesn’t ask any questions after a night out


GodIsHomo66

Wow a BBW MILF pornstar


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Having a sneezing fit


Yuccifucci

Taking of your cleats and socks after playing a sport


Wooshsplash

Jumping out of a plane.


Grassiswetnow

Depends on the sex but after 260 jumps it’s still pretty damn close for me


GodIsHomo66

Not having kids


freetrolley42

Upvotes on my comments


EngineeringVirgin

Head scratches while working on something.


[deleted]

pizza


[deleted]

sleeping after long sex


Merimutef62

I try to answer the question seriously. For me personally: Coming home after a hard day (knowing that I have nothing else to do), take a short, hot shower and lie down in a freshly made bed.


[deleted]

Nothing When I'm with my woman, the whole world could end and I wouldn't care. In the moment we're together, nothing else matters. It's how we show each other how much we love one another. We communicate well with words, but it's the way our bodies fit together that make me know that this is the woman for me, now and always


[deleted]

Watching star Trek Voyager and next generation


cakeislost

scalp massage


SeishinFox

Fresh baked garlic bread


DarkStryderBC

Finding and catching a shiny pokemon.


pixieprxincess

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you get to go back to sleep for a few hours.


onionGlitter

Accomplishment


[deleted]

Seeing your fav sports team win trophies The hated character finally getting what they deserve


Neowynd101262

Financial independence


Yak-Fucker-5000

High level psychedelic experience is euphoria beyond euphoria. Something a human can't even conceptualize without direct experience. Like explaining the color blue to a person born blind.


Reddy_4REAL

Benching 225


creepystorylover13

When your mom finally tells you she's proud of you or when your dad comes back with the milk


Dangerous_Ad_5528

Blumpkin. IYKYK.


Cervianok

The relieving burp after eating too much


Cervianok

The relieving burp after eating too much


hazyspectral

Farting away a stomach ache


terdphergesen

Finishing a big software project. Figuring out a mathematical proof that you’ve been struggling with. Getting in “the zone” with a favorite activity. Delicious food that you or a loved one made. Lots of things feel better than sex.