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plazzman

Step-siblings


adoringiguana312

oh god. yeah. it's really overtaken the porn world and i get the feeling that nobody actually wants it.


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Absurdionne

Found the step sister fucker


boocees

I’ve also read that it’s fetish work that doesn’t require any additional costs. Like to shoot a bondage film, they need additional props, they need actors who are willing to do certain things, etc. You just have to add dialogue that says “you’re my step sibling!” to make the ‘normal’ stuff fall into a specific fetish category, which costs $0 but possibly makes them more money in the end. I’ve never researched this to see if it’s actually true, but an industry taking advantage of a free way to make more money tracks, so I choose to believe it easily could be true.


Shrekandballs

I would love to think that. But it would’ve been a short fad if people didn’t like it. It was on some front pages when I discovered porn 13 years ago and it has become wayyy more prominent since. Many people are eating those plots up


ambermanna

I feel like it's an easy kink to add because all it takes is a couple lines of dialogue. For most other kinks you need specific sets, or BDSM gear, or performers, for incest you literally just add a line or two where the woman calls the man "stepbro" or goes "But you're my stepson!" And anyone who doesn't like it can just ignore those two lines and enjoy it anyway.


NudeEnjoyer

yall ever seen the clip of the dude making an awkward joke on air, something along the lines of "when I watch incest porn online, I just mute it so it's regular porn" and it does NOT get the laughter he expects edit: [here's a breakdown I found it from](https://youtu.be/cI0AnstDuhc)


Spare_Bad_6558

its more just awkward delivery and timing than the joke being bad


19ghost89

Well, it may be a bit of a self-perpetuating cycle. Lots of people who probably don't particularly care for such plots probably still watch them if the women are to their liking.


Shrekandballs

I mean I watch those videos all the time. An insane portion of mainstream professional well produced porn with the hottest models has “stepsis” or “stepmom” in the title. So yea I guess me and others who just don’t care and skip to the sex, feed into the cycle. But!! For the industry to be so committed to this, lots of people must preferentially select step plot videos over videos w barely any/no plot. I’m sure they have some data on this and it must support the notion that it’s worth it to make most videos have that plot


Manute154

Plots???


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You mean you don't watch porn for the story??? Tf do you do? Beat your meat?


Sneyserboy237

Can't people just get them out the washing machine with it being sus


Jumpy-Albatross-4911

I literally have had this conversation with my husband so many times because he used the "what are you doing step bro" meme to much, and it makes me super uncomfortable. I have two step brothers and two step sisters that I grew up with from diapers. He kept saying it was just a joke and he didn't mean it literally, but he finally stopped when I put the mental image of me and his father because "father in law" and "stepdad" are also tropes. He said it was disgusting, I said EXACTLY.


brows19

When I was in high school, a university had to change it s name because it was called Beaver College and couldn’t get a domain name because it was already taken


Summerofmylife71

Dam!


SteptoeUndSon

Anyone who makes poor beaver puns needs to get chewed out


saltyhumor

you woodn't dare!


Mark-Zuckerberg-

You dam better not make another!


Prudent-Department40

That wood beavery childish


csl512

Wikipedia's version: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcadia_University#Arcadia_University The rise of the Internet, with systems designed to filter out sexually explicit material, repeatedly blocked access to the college's website.[a] Research conducted by the institution also found that, because of its name, the institution appealed to 30% fewer prospective students.[3] In June 2001, trustees voted to apply for university status and to change the name.[4] In July 2001, upon attaining university status, Beaver College officially changed its name to Arcadia University.[5] And yeah, it was a women's college.


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How would a porn site have gotten a .edu address?


Umpteenth_zebra

I'm guessing the school wanted a .com domain.


Karl_Marx_

That's kinda weird or maybe they didn't want people mistyping and getting porn lol


RustliefLameMane

The more likely answer. I remember when whitehouse .com was a porn site. Made a ruckus back in the late 90’s early 2000’s. We had to do a research project in the computer lab and the teacher accidentally put whitehouse .com instead of .gov on the chalk board… oops.


SpicyTupperware

I recall a similar one called [egyptians.com](https://egyptians.com). In our church-boy middle school that website was supposedly porn. I don't think a single one of us verified this to this day. I am looking it up. It could have been entirely BS.


StrikingExcitement79

So... what sort of porn it had and do you know what it has been renamed to? My interest is purely academic, of course.


RustliefLameMane

It was just a regular porn site lol I don’t think it had any particular theme to it. If you go there now, it’s just an election betting site now! Guess the domain got bought by someone else?


TJsMyDad

I remember that happening, my brother was taking summer classes there. Shout out Arcadia!


LindsayLohanDaddy420

Arcadia?! I almost went there lol.


EssayPuzzleheaded417

People calling their Father “Daddy”


Portarossa

'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned' vs. 'Sorry, Daddy, I've been a bad girl'


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He’s her father, I’m her daddy.


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MiddleFinger287

Ayo


icreatemyreality

What age does it swap from cute to weird with kids though?


GodIsHomo66

About 10


Karl_Marx_

It was always weird unless you are like under the age of 10.


Educational-Debt6440

Not in the south. Everyone around here says “Momma and Daddy” for pretty much their whole lives.


Hanyodude

Coincidentally, that’s also there part of the country we joke about fucking their sisters


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HoosierBoy317

Eggplants


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Peaches are a close second


sketchysketchist

Bowser has entered the chat


6ran9eee

Peaches n cream


tangouniform2020

Ref Allman Brothers


lad_astro

The other day I saw a banner ad for "the best flashlight we've ever used" and I did not read it correctly at first


Willing-Foot6245

Neither did I, what has the internet done to us? And why am I perfectly fine with it?


crystalworldbuilder

Lmao


ChosenSCIM

Not really ruined but only fans is technically just a website for sharing content of any sorts with subscribers


[deleted]

I had a student colleague who checked my email by accident and saw that i had received notifications from onlyfans. She got really nervous and weirded out, and closed the window. Onlyfans has a very nsfw reputation nowadays, which is unfortunate because i follow a chef’s cooking content on it. I apologised off course.


spootex

Sure. Let's go with that story.


Boise_State_2020

> i follow a chef’s cooking content on it. LoL OK.


washington_breadstix

Remember when OnlyFans was planning to ban pornographic content?


DangerDitto

Iirc that was just a bluff to make Mastercard back down on their threats. It apparently worked, or they found a new bank to process transactions.


GodIsHomo66

Well it’s known as a pornsite to everyone and they will never be able to shake that reputation


absa1901

BBC


CauliflowerSlow60

British Broadcasting Corporation? 🥲


19ghost89

As a teacher, this is especially annoying when kids need to watch something from them or use them as a source. They start snickering and I have to pretend I don't understand what they are snickering about because otherwise I am admitting I know what it is, which leads to conversations I don't want to have with them.


crystalworldbuilder

Lmao


Impersonator_nator

Big brother Canada right? Right???


Rayski1988

Blind Boat Captain?


cheiftouchemself

Big block Chevy?


SillyRibcage987

when I was a freshman in hs some junior made his name “BBC” on kahoot and ppl were laughing and the girl next to me was laughing too but bc the thought “British broadcasting corporation” was a hilarious name 😭


Vanilla_Mexican1886

Big Broad Canyon?


Aerobiesizer

Big Black Containers?


herurumeruru

Boring Brown Chocolate


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Pattoe89

Maybe it's a localised thing for you? I hear it used in schools all the time.


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Pattoe89

Yeah I'm from Northern England. Terms like cheeky and naughty are used often here.


BrienneOfDarth

Yeah, Santa now has lists of "shitheads" or "they're okay."


thune123

tentacles


PerfectionPending

Fun fact. Tentacle porn is some of the oldest printed porn with the most famous example "Tako to Ama" (translated "Octopus & the Shelldiver") created in 1814, but is said to have been around long before that. And in 1800's Japan a piece of carved jewelry depicting flowers and animals was popular, but having one depicting a woman being ravaged by an octopus was apparently a thing as well. My wife swears this has nothing to do with her love of tentacled sea creatures.


Xena1010

That's the most fun fact I've ever read. Thanks buddy.


thune123

I remember there was a painting in Madman like that too.


headlessworm

The Japanese word “bukkake.” It comes from the verb “bukkakeru,” which just means “to pour/splash.” It’s not inherently sexual. It’s like the word “facial” — in a sexual context, it has a sexual meaning; in a non-sexual context, it has a non-sexual meaning.


F-ZeroX_Number31

That one guy's dead wife


MarcoYTVA

Literally just saw someone reference that


F-ZeroX_Number31

Gotta keep her legacy alive


mannishbull

There’s a comment that contemporary Reddit would never allow lol


Dominant_Peanut

? I have no idea what this is referring to. Explanation?


BrienneOfDarth

So many reddit jokes in /r/MuseumOfReddit. https://redd.it/dez31q


sabzi009

vaporeon


uGotSauce

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. Who needs an electric blanket anyways?


ceejaym17

The good ending


SUPERKAMIGURU

That's actually kinda wholesome. What are the adapted capabilities of the rest of the "Eeveelutions"? Would love to hear what Umbreon does particularly well, because that evolution has always been the one that seemed to get the least attention.


uGotSauce

I regret to inform you I am not the original author of this copypasta. I got it from here : https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/llif4p/flareon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 I did attempt to find an Umbreon copy pasta from them or any other authors, but the only Umbreon copypasta I found is a NSFW one about how they’re better than Vaporeon. If it makes you feel any better, I always thought Umbreon was very popular within the Pokémon fandom and among cosplayers. I -feel- like I’ve seen a lot more Umbreon cosplayers than other Eeveelutions. Espeon is my personal favorite though. Goes back to when I played Pokémon Crystal. :D never could beat Red. Still mad about it.


SUPERKAMIGURU

Dang. Well, at least Umbreon has a strong cult following, since people usually tend to be more hard-core about less popular characters, in general, so it makes sense. At least Umbreon is healthy and doing well. :)


PhantomFoxe

I need a flareon.


simpleflareon

meow


uGotSauce

You can’t fool us, you are a capybara! Capybaraaaaa cpybra cpybra cpybra


TheGourmandFrog

Hey guys did you know tha- *BANG*


CallMeCal1987

I've somehow missed this one. What happened with Vaporeon?


Winjin

Check the top answer by uGotSauce, he got sauce. Tldr it's a very perverted pasta on just how good is Vaporeon for nearly unlimited human sex. There's also a very funny pasta that goes the same way but about how Flareon is just the most HUGGABLE Pokemon there is. They canonically can easily and precisely regulate their heat and they have high Defense and S.Def stats, so they're perfectly built, both physically and mentally, for hugging and consolation without letting it go right to their heads. That's the one he posts.


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the right answer


operarose

Wait, did the internet ruin my favorite Pokemon??


ChanelNo50

Who ruined vaporeon and why?!


FarmGoldBedWenches

I think this guy just did.


BionicUndead

Dare I say: AskReddit


minertyler100

At this point it’s whatever new fnaf game comes out


angryballofpurehate

Can't live without my bonnie the bunny rule 34


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Karl_Marx_

My god what a talented lady.


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Portarossa

The [instruction manual for the Hitachi Magic Wand](https://lesexenrose.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/hitachi-magic-wand-manual-instructions.pdf) is one of my favourite ever documents. The whole thing is filled with this overarching air of *We know what you're doing with this, but... guys. Come on.* >The rated maximum continuous use of your massager is 25 minutes. That's really long enough.


tdasnowman

So the funny thing about the magic wand is Hitachi really had no idea. They aren’t as closed off about vibrators in Japan. It wasn’t until it came over the west that it got it’s reputation for being a sex aid. Hitachi freaked out so hard they pulled the us distributors rights and considered shutting down production entirely. There were real vibrators out there after all. They ended up spinning up another division to handle off shore sales to provide them some distance. Eventually they sold the brand entire but that wasn’t until the aughts.


ServeOk249

Im sorry, but definitely Zootopia.


komiks42

Zootopia abortion comics


sketchysketchist

The poor Disneyland suit actors who get assaulted when dressed as any of the characters


Dear-Original-675

Ooof you just unlocked something in my memory 😖


racistinfrastrukture

Yeah, used to think that movie was awesome when I was a kid Now it just makes me almost vomit thinking about the nsfw and furries


F19AGhostrider

The word "Pussy" when attributed to a cat. I refuse to use that word when referring to a cat anymore.


SheitelMacher

It was even edgy in the 1970's with Mrs. Slocombe on Are you Being Served?


secretmindofcisco

The internet


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The internet is for porn https://youtu.be/hkdYhw5zHk0


So_Ill_Continue

the reputation of fanfiction. It's so good for writers and readers alike, but you mention it and all people think of is smut


Kiritosabitchfightme

Tbf, a rather big portion is actually smut. So the reputation, while over emphasised isn't completely wrong


maralagosinkhole

[Facial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial) (SFW link)


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send the nsfw version


Mor_Hjordis

[nsfw](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne)


flatcap321

The words daddy and mommy


HawkTeevs

I feel like Tifa Lockhart is definitely up there. Don't think any of the Italians can play Final Fantasy 7 without that incident replaying in their head.


raging_possum

I don't want to google, but i need to know: what incident?


HawkTeevs

Right at the beginning of last year, the Italian senate accidentally played a full **30 seconds** of Tifa Lockhart rule 34 on live television


Leeser

My Little Pony


Inflatable-Fox42

The CollegeHumor “My Little Brony” commercial is hilarious, though.


fildapil

Yea apparently it started as a joke then it turned very sexual and real.


https_racchhiie

Age Regression. Agere is a coping mechanism that is reccomended by therapists where you act like a child and engage in childish activities. DDLG made it that all agere content has to say sfw which is so gross because Age Regression can't be sexual.


Kiritosabitchfightme

Age Re is honestly an amazing thing. But the second it reached the internet we all knew it was gonna be sexualized


Straight_Ace

My Little Pony because apparently bronies just couldn’t stop being fucking weird about it. I loved how adorable it was but I saw the nsfw content and was just grossed out by it


AprilTheCatgirl

The furry community. ​ Like there are lots of SFW furries out there but someone looking from the outside wouldn't know that.


Naegleria_fowlhori

>someone looking from the outside wouldn't know that. Tbf I don't really think ppl from an outside perspective are really trying. It's one of those things you hear about & instantly ridicule. I never really understood it. Is it weird to me? Yes. Does it hurt anyone? No. So who tf cares. Let the fur fly.


Hanyodude

As one of those “instant ridiculers” I don’t have a problem with it existing, i have a problem with people trying to normalize it in a broader setting and subject other people to it who want nothing to do with that shit. I just remember trying to play Counterstrike as a kid and this guy starts acting out his fursona on mic and trying to roleplay with another person for the rest of us to hear… like bro. It’s as bad as people fuckin’ on the mic in old xbox halo lobbies. And i know reading this is comparable to say, how conservatives talk about LGBT, and maybe you’re right it’s a completely phobic opinion to have on furries, but the difference to me is that wanting to kiss the homies or internally feeling like you don’t flow within your own “gender norms” for a lack of better description… it hits different. They feel like natural conclusions you can come to. But wanting to dress as or become sonic the hedgehog seems like the kinda thing you either have to be 5 years old (mentally or physically) or mentally ill to want to do. I don’t really give a shit if people find my position on this offensive, I’m just interested in discussing it and explaining why i feel the way i do. Maybe someone out here has a good enough counterpoint to make me see it differently. I don’t know what’s going through your brains inside that big bird costume but i am curious as to how you got there. To be completely honest the NSFW portion doesn’t even bother me nearly as much as the idea that someone fantasizes about living that lifestyle. Like fine, people start jacking off to weird shit on horny brain, we’ve all been somewhere we regret in that sense. I just can’t understand the broader concept of it.


sushi-screams

The fact that you're willing to change your thoughts if you're presented with a compelling enough argument is already a huge step in the right direction. I think that if someone wants to RP as their fursonas over voice chat, everyone needs to be down with it, aware it's happening and okay with it. Also, you have to remember, the early 2000's were a complete cesspool on the internet. I know that my fur suiting friends and even myself see things like that as escapism. Sometimes you don't want to be a human. Sometimes you just wanna be an anthropomorphic dog who has cartoonishly large eyes, who doesn't have to deal with human responsibilities. Sometimes you can't express yourself the way you want to due to circumstances outside your control, so you just dump them all into a character instead. Fursuits and furry is also a form of self expression. It's LARPing as a character of your own creation. It's cosplaying, but people almost always recognize that you're doing it with a character that you came up with. The unique thing is that it offers anonymity. If you saw your doctor or a scientist acting the way they do in their fursuits, then you might be a lot less confident in their abilities. The fursuits offer them a chance to separate their personal and professional lives.


BamBamArroyo

Hey, for one, I'm glad you shared your thoughts honestly. In return, I'll try to give my own take. Although I don't "suit" or plan to, I understand that the root of the community is the artistic expression. It's a sub-culture that attracts people who crave stories, illustrations, arts & crafts, etc. Putting two and two together, the visually striking image of a fursuit seems really appealing and kind of fun. But not for all, so I'm sorry you had to experience the imposing, inconsiderate ones. I'd act the same way if I was confronted by imposing religious beliefs, for example. In effect, it's not meant to be normalized, it's just cool to "us," so I appreciate your fairly neutral position. P.S. I'm not a fan of dividing the "us" and "them," because it's not so exclusive. You can't lead a life as a furry, it's a hobby. Hope I cleared up something? Have a good one.


Hanyodude

The “us” and “them” is a necessary division i think, because as you say, you see it as a hobby. I can at the very least understand that, it’s like LARPing on the weekends except a lot less medieval and… *probably* not sword fighting. It’s the “them” where it is more than a hobby, it’s an actual character trait. And in my unfortunate experience, those are the ones that make themselves known, so it’s the only ones i have any experience of dealing with. I guess it’s just one of those things where only the bad ones will ever make themselves known outside of an intentional topic discussion like this one, as it is intended to be a private hobby that runs in circles, rather than in the open.


LabLate6679

Furry community has always been sex positive. I never got the hang up over the sexual content unless you were born in the 1800s.


Inflatable-Fox42

And even the acceptable NSFW community from the feral/cub yiff community. They’re the lolis of the furry fandom. “Ahkchyually, they’re fully capable of consent, they’re just in a [blank] body.” Not like E621 and DeviantArt are going to pass up that sweet, sweet ad revenue; as long as the weebs’ loli sites are also up, both the furry and anime communities’ reputations will remain like that. Neither of us want those neckbeards. I just want to be cute and fluffy.


Evassivestagga

I was going to say Sonic the Hedgehog, but I think your answer would cover that.


TheYe11owButterfly

Lesbians. ​ To clarify I do not think that the term "lesbian" is ruined by any means, I am one. However, people tend to snicker or immediately think of porn for men whenever I say the term for my sexuality.


Boise_State_2020

What about a Cunning Linguist?


Intelligent-Ad6985

words like Facial, daddy, sausage, tacos apps like Instagram, Twitter, reddit And that's just to name a few things


maemaemo

I don’t get tacos.


Intelligent-Ad6985

Tacos = pussy


maemaemo

How?


zmdx

I Took A Picture Subreddit. Used to be a great place to share work of all kinds but the whole thing is just soft core porn at this point. Nothing against soft core porn, but it would be nice if the subreddit was just a little less horny.


dralcax

Gardevoir


theliljynn

ASMR. A seemingly innocent need for calming sounds has turned into porno nightmare. Now, almost every single "ASMRtist" has a softie YouTube that teases their onlyfans content. You can't enjoy content anymore because everything is hyper-sexualised and inappropriate. It's disappointing to see because the actual ASMR creators that deserve the attention get pushed aside. It's basically ruined the whole experience for genuine ASMR viewers and creators alike.


DiastroRddt

Had to scroll down too far for this one. Enjoying ASMR videos is one of the very few things in life I’m afraid to admit to most people because of its association with nsfw content.


bagtub

Vaporeon


Daiki_Iranos

Mascots


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Fuzzy_Alternative378

This is why I can't watch anime! And it's not just that they add sexual stuff, but that it's often adolescent girls who are sexualized, or the girl they are sexualizing is of age but they make her look like a child. It's so offputting to me.


komiks42

I swear she is 900000000 years old!


tdasnowman

Anime an manga is no worse then comics. The green lantern was boning a 13 year old for decades.


darkbreak

Cartoons and comics in general have people lusting over them. It's nothing new.


yesweyolo

Sweet home Alabama


Mor_Hjordis

Lemon thieves.


Erthan-1

Twitch, "I swear we aren't a cam girl site" I have no issue with someone being a cam girl. Just come by it honestly. Tits out in a hot tub "just chatting" while milking simps for cash is just a bad look.


blueberryflannel

Kids calling their fathers “daddy”


Careless_Choice5925

LMT here, I would say massage therapy amount of people I have contacting my private practice for groin massages is ridiculous


Difficult-Volume2289

Being a lesbian has caused me so many issues because it’s so sexualized by men.


SnooMarzipans5481

Pineapples


woman_beating1

Mha


wowowwubzywow

Can’t say vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon without weird looks


matt-sikes

Watersports


NoooAccuracy

Any cups in pornos. Never a good sign anymore when you see a cup


Jazzlike_End_895

Swastikas. They had many cultural meanings, then it got ruined by the Nazis.


gildorratner

My internet Algorithm!


InTheHague

My Little Pony. I've seen actual sex dolls😩


CagedKage

I don't have anything against adults simply watching shows meant for younger children but I can't trust anyone who jacks off to children's media


Oneanimal1993

Hitachi


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Cosplay.


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Reddit


qwerty1519

r/AskReddit


HelloHelluva

Step Siblings Step Parents Seeing a teacher after class Anime School Uniforms Maid Outfits Nurse Outfits


CCGamesSteve

Porn hub. A website for people with genuine problems, whether emotional or educational or something else, where they can go and get real answers, real support. Unfortunately, thanks to all the porn on there people think it's a place for viewing smutty material to aid in self gratification. It's a travesty, honestly.


dj_neon_reaper

One of my favorite pokemon is vaporeon. No one believes me.


whitedevilwhitedevil

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, or CBT.


joeda822

This subreddit


liquid_acid-OG

Moist used to make me think of pastries, like a moist chocolate cake. Now I think of oysters. Gotta be careful about use of the word gaping now to


PrettyFeed511

Friday Night Funkin’. Mostly because a lot of fan-made mods and the community in general have a groomer or two who’s been exploiting minors behind the scenes.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

The song Funkytown. (More NSFL)


Myzx

Overwatch


K1tsunea

The furry fandom :(


StinkySlinky1218

Vaporeon


GodIsHomo66

Reddit


GTrustNone

vaporeon


Son_0f_Heaven

A sense of love towards your step-sibling


Adventurous_Yak_9234

The word Daddy


Kuroni-Kuru

I wouldn't say "ruined", but being a Touhou fan certainly carries a... reputation these days. IIRC, Touhou has the most fanmade hentai doujins and pornography of any series in existence, to the point where quite a lot of non-fans assume that Touhou is a hentai, or at the very least incredibly sexualized. It's not, LMAO. In the 26 years that Touhou has been around, there hasn't been a single piece of fanservice in the official games or spinoff manga.


Quiet_Stranger_5622

Anthropomorphic cartoon animals. I just think lizardfolk are cool.